This is not my first foray into the ffnet community. I pray that my own self-debilitating proclivities towards procrastination and uncertainty will not cripple me as has been the case(s) before.

I hope that I gain many loyal and lovely followers. Also, I would not begrudge the occasional closet-fan, who leaves biting reviews but secretly reads every update with avid devotion (these are actually my favorite). My goal here is, quite shamelessly, world domination.

As your future leader, I will settle for nothing less.