There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.

Life isn't easy when you're an immortal creature of myth, but Alfred F. Jones has been doing it for 251 years. Then, while visiting London, he runs into a human who throws him for a loop-Arthur Kirkland, the first person to ever resist Alfred's charms. Instead of forgetting about Arthur, Alfred becomes determined to win the Brit's heart. Rated: MA Birthday present for Foofie88

By day, he is Arthur Kirkland, university student and best friend of Alfred F. Jones. By night, he is England, world-renowned thief and sworn enemy of America. Hetalia superhero/supervillain AU, USUK. Now on AO3 under the same username.

Lovino's a bit of a traditionalist. - 30 Days of Character Building, Human AU and D/s AU, Developing Relationship, Implied/Referenced Domestic Abuse, temporary Prussia/Non-Canon Character. Human Names Used. Cross Posted to AO3

Wildchild!AU-ception. Alfred never realized that talking to strangers could spawn so many life changes. Ivan never thought hunting in the wilds could be so much fun. Together the duo would carve out a name for themselves and become something special to each other along the way. Eventual RusAme (it takes a while). Visit wildchildthings on tumblr to find out what you're getting here.

Gilbert Beilschmidt is an awkward Junior is high school, obsessed with video games, bugging the student body, and being a bit of a womanizer. One morning, however, he wakes up remembering an "interesting" dream involving him, and his closest friend, Matthew. Can he stay normal around his best friend, or will it get weird real fast?

AU. Yao Wang's favorite thing to do is sit at the beach every evening to draw. But when his solitary sketching is interrupted by the appearance of a curious, violet-eyed merman, his ordinary little world changes forever. Human!China, Merman!Russia. (Side Note: There's a lot of chapters, but they're short.)

An adult Taiwan both appreciates and looks back on the happy life she once had with Japan, China, Korea, and Hong Kong. Its great until blood, tears, and the drums of war split the family in two. Featuring lots of ASIAN FAMILY FLUFF as well as some not-so-fluffy SAD faced CHINA and sprinkles and dashes of Russia x China (ROCHU). NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE!

All Russia ever wanted was a family, no matter what he had to do. All Lithuania wanted was to be left alone in peace. When Lithuania is taken away from his best friend and the life he had always known, he is forced to adapt and form new friendships. (Not a RusLiet fic)

It's Alfred's turn to bring the FACE 'family' through his country. It'll be a long journey, with jokes, games, and fun. But heartbreak, and jealousy, confusion, and fights. The family are certain it'll work out in the end, it always does. Basically the FACE Family Road Trip no one asked for but got anyway. Contains: USUK, AmeCan, Maple Tea, FrUS, FrUK, and Franada.

Jack and Henley have looked forward to finding their soulmates all their lives. Merritt is more pessimistic, but willing to give it a try if they are. Danny is too afraid of them leaving him after they discover his secret, and wants nothing to do with a relationship. But the other three won't take no for an answer. (warnings inside)

We all know the story of Alice in Wonderland, how the girl falls down the rabbit hole yadda, yadda, yadda. But what if it had a Hetalian twist? I present to you; Elizaveta in Wonderland! Join Elizaveta down the rabbit hole to see this classic tale with all your favourite Hetalia characters! Rated T for tsunderes Also implied UsUk because I'm such trash I apologize

Yao was the Grim Reaper who was cold to the core. He pitied the endless struggles humans had to go through and felt indifference to others' pain and despair. There is only one thing we say to Death..."not today." And that is exactly what one dying child said one night on the cold streets of Moscow. Rochu. GrimReaper!YaoxHuman!Ivan

Ivan and Yao should really remember that Alfred isn't nearly as dumb as he acts, not to mention a master pranker.

Ivan is horny, Yao isn't giving in... but what happens when it isn't the paperwork Yao hands him. Instead, it's Yao's ultimate fantasy on a silver platter. ROCHU RussiaxChina, Yaoi!

The monarchy of Spades believed their only problem was the looming war with the ruthless Kingdom of Clubs. When Alfred and Arthur ascend to the throne, they uncover the real problem- their world may not be all that it seems. Cardverse AU, post WWIII. Based loosely on the plot of LOST.

Being in a relationship with Japan, there are things that ONLY England knows. That includes Japan's antics that you can't imagine that he does. Curious on some things on their relationship? Just ask England. He'll answer them all. England just can't help sharing these moments when Japan is being too freaking adorable. ASAKIKU

Before, she was the powerful consort and he was the lowly missionary. After a century, Yao was a poor worker and Ivan a wealthy trader. [RusChu] Historical mentions.

On his flight from Moscow to reunite with his lover in Shanghai, Emil came across an old man called Ivan on plane, who in turn recited to him a story from a long, long time ago. "We are all individual islands separated by the ocean, da?" asked the young Russian. "No, all islands are connected by the ocean aru," replied the older Asian. HongIce. RoChu.

Gin needs to get his wisdom teeth removed. Which he is not excited about. Shinpachi and Kagura do their best to help him out through the surgery and the ensuing medicated Gintoki nonsense. Slight Gin whump. h/c and friendship

Alfred steps away from his drink for a minute and a half one autumn evening, and that's all it takes. Ivan steals Alfred away to snow and captivity. To ice and emptiness. To be his sunshine in an otherwise dreadful world. His only mistake was expecting Alfred to love him back. AU

We're doing them anyways. Featuring all our favorite countries demonstrating the hilarious rights and wrongs of their nations. Did you know memes aren't allowed in Russia?

(Written as a response to 101 Things I Like About Arthur Kirkland by Hetaliatomalia.) I have made a list similar to yours. I hope that you find it to be as eloquent as you expected it. (T for swearing. USUK fluff with an extremely tsundere Brit.)

Arthur Kirkland has been working as a shop assistant for 2 years. His days are boring and repetitive but he by no means hates his job; he appreciates the uneventful work he chose. That is however until a certain tall, overly happy American happens to walk into the shop, breaking his peace and quiet. Will this American ever leave him alone? Or is this just what Arthur needs?

Drabble. Alfred Jones and Arthur Kirkland have an agreement. One that no one will ever need know about. Light BDSM, slightly cracky. Series of non-chronological drabbles.

Alfred is an alpha prince, heir to the throne of a great empire. Arthur is an omega whore, sold into slavery to work off his family's debt. After an encounter with fate they fall in love, but is their love real or a delusion? When Alfred is forced to face the truth, will he choose his heart or his country? WARNING: Contains rape mentions of torture miscarriages prostitution slavery

Lovino had always wondered who his soulmate would would be. He also wondered what sort of idiot his true love must be for their first words to him to be so vulgar. / Human AU / Soulmate AU / Oneshot /

Omegaverse/Cardverse AU. USUK. The newest Queen of Spades, Arthur Kirkland, could not conceive after his first heat and was going to be hanged when the King befalls a sudden death. The new King of Spades, Alfred F. Jones, changes the lonely queen's life. Rated M for later chapters. (cover image isn't mine)

In the distant future, the human race is being faced with an epidemic of infertile Omegas. The few that remain must submit and become breeders to help procreation. Arthur is one of these fated Omegas, and when he's faced with his first chosen Alpha, he's finally faced with the reality of his life. But this Alpha seems to have other plans. USUK, Omegaverse, Mpreg, Slight Dubcon

In the world of Hoyle there are many tales, but none as strange as the Kingdom of Spades. In this second act of our story, we find that the story of the Black Lady may, in fact, be true.

WW2 AU. Arthur Kirkland, Besitzer einer Londoner Kneipe, wird von dem lauten und frechen amerikanischen Kampfpiloten Alfred Jones in den Wahnsinn getrieben. Nicht in der Lage, sich Alfreds Charme zu entziehen, verliebt sich Arthur... gerade dann, als der Pilot in den Krieg ziehen soll. Autorisierte Übersetzung des englischen Originals von George deValier.

- Lo había visto cabalgar sobre un unicornio en medio del bosque oscuro, era su secreto, no se lo contaría a nadie, y después de muchas visitas, conquistaría su corazón. - USUK Lemon

Blind and held prisoner, Arthur finds himself at the mercy of Alfred, a space pirate with a truly curious crew. Alfred is determined to seduce Arthur, and Arthur fears his resolve won't last. His duty is clear, but so is his desire. As the days tick by Arthur begins to question what loyalty means. He begins to realize that being a prisoner may actually set him free.

In the world of Hoyle there are many tales, but none as strange as the Kingdom of Spades. Multiple pairings aside from USUK.

What if the movie Titanic, starred Hetalia characters? Read and find out! Main pairing: USUK

America and England had always had a complex relationship: full of sex, love and hatred. Although England was happy to keep it this way, America just had to go and propose to ruin this. USUK. Smut.

Royal unions rarely have anything to do with love. This fact upsets both Alfred, future King of the House of Spades, and his unwilling betrothed, Arthur. The measure of a great King is not how wisely he ruled, but how deeply he loved. Cardverse AU.

A collection of short stories that connect to The Book of Hoyle arc.

He didn't want to be the favorite. He didn't want to be singled out. But he hated seeing those blue eyes turn to others, he wanted them only on him. 1950's Post-war USUK PWP, Co-Written with Tenkuno.

In Hetalia Gakuen, Ivan, a notorious school bully, meets & falls in love with Yao, a student councilor who resolves to tame him of his bullying ways. Hilarity, chaos & fluff ensue as Yao braves Ivan's romantic but perverted pursuit to take him into hand.

The Tree of Life gives birth to the Royalty of Spades but they can not develop feelings for each other. But Alfred and Arthur go against nature and do love. A tale of forbidden love and a revolution. R18 Oneshot.

AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.

Russia has been stalking China for centuries, and although China is used to the horrible injuries resulting from his "love," finally it's enough and China says a few choice words to his admirer. But when Russia apparently gives up, why is China so hurt?

Ivan was a murderer. Yao was a thief. And neither of them had any idea what they were getting into that night... RoChu AU, Suspense/Crime/Romance Rating may go up. Rated T for Yaoi in later chapters, character death... Summary sucks.

AU. UsUk. A pirate who saw nothing but the future, a naval captain who felt nothing but resentment.The only thing the two have in common was the bittersweet childhood in which they shared. Years later, Alfred is finally able to exact his revenge.

I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK

A firefighter has done more than just save Arthur's life. He's giving him a whole new perspective on life.

Ivan and Yao were best friends, but one day, Yao disapeared from Ivan's life forever. So why did Yao show up in Ivan's class, and why can't he remember him? Human names used.

England is an undercover spy who prefers to work alone. America is new and quite inexperienced. A mission brings them together, but it's also the only thing that can pull them apart. USUK Spy AU

Yao and his brothers decide to go to a European school as a change. But after losing a bet to Yong Soo, Yao must go the whole year dressed as a girl. However, a certain Russia delinquent seems to like him. RoChu, rating may change.

Ivan decides that the day of the official declaration of the Sino-Soviet Treaty of Friendship and Alliance is an appropriate day to bring their friendship one step further. No, make that several steps, da. My take on Ivan and Yao's first time together.

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.

Ivan, desperate to be Yao's first time, does the impossible and travels back in time. Misadventures of Ivan with chibi!Yao

There is a dark side to everyone, and a hero is no exception. A kink meme fill. Contains graphic violence and noncon.

America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.

Or how a beauty contest almost leads to nuclear war between Russia and America. / Russia x China, Canada x America, Lithuania x Poland, and more! Come and See! / / One-shot /

Russia asked, "You know, Yao, I have always wondered when and who exactly you lost your virginity to. Was it with a woman or a man? Were you top or bottom?" Ivan and Yao share the memories of their first love and the pain of reliving them.

The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.

China as a maid. Russia as his master. Hilarity ensues. FLuff. Angst. Pairings: Russia X China, Greece X Japan. Warning: AU, YAOI all under this penname is anyway .

China is tired of Russia's stamina and libido and does something no one expected...he pretends to be pregnant and things get a little out of hand....No Mpreg

Every year, Russia would write to Santa wishing for one single thing. Every year, the space beneath the Christmas tree remained empty of it. But maybe Santa has different plans this year... RoChu LJ SecretSanta for Mylovelylaith!

A crack of thunder. A timid knock. Yao frowned into the darkness. “Who’s there?”, he asked carefully. “...Can I come in?” Yao would know that voice anywhere. Russia? But why did he sound so different? Was he... frightened? Rated M for lemon. Russia/China

don't under estimate chinese medicine! ! It works wonders! warning: Mpreg, adult theme. pairing: Russia X China and minor America x England

On his birthday, Russia asked each nation to become one with him. Only Sealand wasn't asked. Sealand and... China. He should be glad to be spared. He did not need Russia's approval or his validation. Why did he feel this rejection, then? Russia/China

Ivan is the small asylum's Russian schizophrenic and Yao was the displaced Chinese boy who talked to white cat plushies. / AU - Russia/China

ONESHOT. Russia says Tai Chi cannot be used to fight. China will prove him wrong.

In which the only constant thing is Russia wanting to conquer China. Russia/China. One-shot.