Rein Lloydhide bio
 Ever wonder who reads your stories? I'm no author, so here you just find some stuff about me in case you are afraid your readers are 80 year old pervs. Well, I might be a perv but at least I'm not 80. Name: Rein Age: I still buy child tickets on the bus Sex: Last time I checked, there was a vagina down there... Stories: I leave the writing to the pro's, as for now. Occupation: Studying crafting! Favourite fandoms: At the moment, LotR. Other fandoms I enjoy are Harry Potter, Bleach and Game of thrones/A song of ice and fire. Three truths and two lies: I lost my virginity to a 30 year old woman, I dye my hair with vodka and dirt, I once drowned a duck, I steel shoes when I'm in water parks, I lost my hair in a poker game. |
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Yaoi Drabbles by Totoromo reviews
My brain dump. Too many ideas, my cup runneth over! If some go well and are well received, I might make them extended into a one shot or full fic. Yaoi, up to M. Pairings and rating at each chapter. This week: ByakuyaxRenji, AizenxIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,772 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 5/26/2011 - [Renji A., Byakuya K.]
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash by Wild Rhov reviews
Finally reunited with Luffy, Zoro is troubled by memories of his two years with Mihawk. To become the perfect blade for his captain, Zoro swore he'd take on any training. He never imagined THIS! MiZo, ZoLu.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,890 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - [Mihawk, Zoro, Luffy] Shanks
The Young and the Clueless by Strawberry-Green-Girl reviews
Being thrust into the world of parenthood is terrifying, but when you're living with two other people who are equally as clueless, it somehow becomes a little easier. Sequel to "Brotherly Love", I recommend you read that first. Twincest, slash, etc. Rated for sexual situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,060 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Fred W., George W.
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Leathe reviews
A typical Lord of the Rings remake of this popular Christmas song. Merry Christmas! Much hugs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Complete
His Happiness is Mine by powerpuffs621 reviews
The issue that plagued him now was not one that could be solved by battle experience, nor by the magic of any wizard, or even the advice of the wisest man. Pippen had been foolish enough to fall for someone close to him. The person closest to him. Merry. Love was a tricky game that was never truly won but could surely be lost. Slash. Yaoi. Lemon. Merry/Estella, Merry/Pippin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,267 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
One Last Time by Johns-Jumper reviews
George is in for a little suprise after Fred's funeral involving a portkey and an invisibility cloak. Warning: Slash, smut, smut, twincest, smut. Rated M for a reason. Don't like, don't read. GW/FW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
These Violent Delights by JustAddRamen reviews
AU, Dramatic Arts class. IchigoXGrimmjow of course. Renji Included. The Drama department puts on a Shakespearean play, and some people aren't too excited about it. Rated M for the utter lack of what humans find acceptable being present in this story.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Unexpected Baggage by Raicheru reviews
After stealing his latest car, Grimmjow brings it home to start taking it apart. But when he gives it a once over, he finds an unexpected, reheaded surprise in the trunk. Yaoi- GrimmxIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 149,537 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Cook's Poison by Wild Rhov reviews
Sanji's patience has run out. He is determined to make Zoro his and will stop at nothing to do it... even poisoning the crew and drugging Zoro to make him unable to fight back. ZoSan, slight noncon and very much Rated M.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,430 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/28/2012 - [Sanji, Zoro] - Complete
Dicks Over Tits by JustAddRamen reviews
GrimmIchi, Yaoi, Rated for Sexual Content and Explicit Language. Grimmjow is partners with Busty Inoue Kurosaki for a chemistry project, and thinks he's the luckiest man in the world. He sees his mistake when he meets her sharp-tounged brother Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Pent Up Frustration by Recklessly Impulsive reviews
Grimmjow is just on his way to the bar when he spots an attractive orange-head outside the hotel he's staying at. A chance meeting in the elevator may have been exactly what both men needed! GrimmIchi! Yaoi :3 Read and Review My lovelies :D
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Mermage a Trois by Wild Rhov reviews
While on Fishman Island, Zoro comes up with a way to cure Sanji's nosebleeds, but he needs Keimi's "help." Will this fishy treatment cure the cook or kill him? Keimi/Sanji/Zoro.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,895 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - [Zoro, Sanji, Camie] - Complete
Subway by Frankie Lee reviews
Ichigo is falling asleep on the subway until a certain blue-haired man arrives to pull him from his thoughts.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Heat by Faedynn reviews
It's summer. It's hot. But with Grimmjow and Ichigo in the same room together and alone, you know it'll get even hotter. Can they endure each other's heat. Or will they both get burned. GrimmIchi, Yaoi, LEMON
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
I Hope to Meet You Again by ParfaitLover reviews
When the weather gets bad, Grimmjow walks into a random bar and meets a young orange haired cutie. I wonder what would happen when Grimmjow noticed a single glance from the red head.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Key of Dominance by dancingtothistwister reviews
Ichigo wants to be on top for once. Grimmjow will let him, only if Ichigo can successfully persuade him, though. GrimmIchiGrimm
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Blue Moon by Totoromo reviews
Knowing he'll lose his powers Ichigo gets Grimmjow to spend one night with him even though hollows don't know what sex is and even though Ichigo won't be able to see him for long. Yaoi. GrimmIchi. Full description inside.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,490 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - [Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.] - Complete
Lessons by The Wandering Swordsman reviews
For a contest. Zoro did not know he would learn these tips from Luffy. SanjixZoro. Scenes with LuffyxZoro.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Finding the Truth by Totoromo reviews
Shuuhei has loved Renji for a very long time, but Renji has always wanted Rukia, despite occasionally being with Shuuhei. When Renji finds the truth, will it change their relationship? ShuuheixRenji. Yaoi. M for sex and language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - [Renji A., Shuuhei H.] - Complete
Before the Winter War by Totoromo reviews
As the Winter War is approaching, people are thinking about who is important to them, and a party brings them all together. YAOI/YURI, T only. ByaXRen, IchiXHitsu, ShunxUki,IkkaxYumi, ShuuxKira, RukiaxOri, and more.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,753 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - [Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya] [Byakuya K., Renji A.] - Complete
Not as Innocent as You Thought by Totoromo reviews
Exactly why is Captain Hitsugaya so knowledgeable in this area?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/1/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto, Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Meltingly Sweet by The Wandering Swordsman reviews
Request fic for *see in summary*. A bit of a sequel to 'Cherry Kiss.' Happy Valentine's Day ! SanjixZoroxLuffy
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Luffy, Sanji - Complete
Dark Secret by sciphile reviews
In Aragorn, Frodo finds the strength to bear his heavy burden. SLASH/ONESHOT
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 320 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Technique by LunaAriana reviews
Shuuhei is unaware of the "true" meaning of the curious tattoo on his face. Being the kind man he is, Renji feels the need to teach Shuuhei a new "technique" and just what exactly that 69 stands for. Oneshot. Lemon. YAOI. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Renji A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Aragorn's Family Jools by LilyBaggins reviews
Slash FrodoAragorn. In response to a challenge to write a story in which Aragorn has a hole in his breeches. Silliness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Frodo B., Aragorn
So Here We Are by LilyBaggins reviews
Slash FrodoAragorn. MPREG Warning. A series of vignettes. In Minas Tirith just after the quest, Frodo bears Aragorn's child.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Frodo B., Aragorn
Temptation by RavenWolf3 reviews
The weight of the Ring is heavy, and Frodo yearns to give in to temptation. Aragorn/Frodo SLASH *WARNING! Chapter 9 is very hard R rating*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,001 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/24/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete