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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

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P.S. Things in Italics are just notes from me.

You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean removing someone's liver?')Actually, they say things like "You can't get rid off me, ha."
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...')
You live off of sugar and caffeine
You'll check your e-mail every day for the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
You talk to your characters inside your head. SHUT UP!!
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. Most of them. I don't really have any. Do OCs count?
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. It wasn't English 101, but it was the class that tried to teach me how to write. It didn't, fanfics did.
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