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Friends: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. Best Friends: Takes yours and says, "Run, loser, run!"
Friends: Wipes your tears when you're rejected. Best Friends: Goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?
Friends: Takes the blame for you. Best Friends: Screams, "She did it! She did it! I'm innocent!"
Friends: Asks you to take them for a ride in your new car and understands if you say no. Best Friends: Steals your keys and takes it for a joyride, and the police bring it back at midnight the next week looking like an eighty-year-old thing that was just pulled out of the Hudson.
Friends: Helps you when you fall. Best Friends: Rolls around laughing and trips you again.
Friends: Helps you find your way when you’re lost. Best Friends: Is the one putting magnets near your compass, stealing your map, and giving you wrong directions.
Friends: Helps you learn to drive. Best Friends: Helps you roll your car into the lake to collect the insurance
Friends: Borrows your stuff and gives it back in a few days. Best Friends: Loses it and says, “My bad, here’s a tissue.”
Friends: Knocks on your door. Best Friends: Barges in and yellow "I’M HOME!"
Friends: Will go to a concert with you. Best Friends: Will kidnap the band with you.
Friends: Asks for something to eat. Best Friends: Helps herself and is the reason you never have any food.
Friends: Hides you from the cops. Best Friends: Is the reason they're after you in the first place.
Friends: Stops you from publicly making an idiot of yourself. Best Friends: Is up there making an idiot of herself with you.

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

When you open it, he collapses.

HiWhen he sees you reading it, he faints.

When he sees you living it, he flees.

And just when your about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.

I just defeated him. Copy, & Paste this if you're in God's Army :)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Please copy and paste this if you agree:

When I say that 'I am a Christian', I am not shouting that 'I am clean living.'
I'm whispering 'I was lost, but now I'm found and forgiven.'
When I say 'I am a Christian' I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak and need His strength to carry on.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed and need God to clean my mess.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not claiming to be perfect.
My flaws are far too visible, but God believes I am worth it.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I still feel the sting of pain.
I have my share of heartaches, so I call upon His name.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner who received God's good grace, somehow!

I don't mean to offend anyone who isn't a Christian.

Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Re-post this if you are not ashamed of GOD. Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

Truths Of The World

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Evening news is where they begin by saying "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

OMZ! THE RAIN'S WET!

I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!

I'm a dinosaur, so, like, rawr and stuff.

Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."-Adam Savage

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write, "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital. Ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I Won! I Won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!."

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:

Re-post this and spread the stupidity!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

My ceiling is white. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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IF YOU WANT TO HELP ENDANGERED SPECIES, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

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If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: FEIGN, CinderPelt11, Foxstar354emma

If you know at least 8 different types of cats, copy and paste this into your profile and list the 8 different kinds of cats here: Siamese, Manx, Scottish Fold, American Shorthair, Devon Rex, Russian Blue, Ragamuffin, Ragdoll, Turkish Van!

If you didn't notice I wrote 9, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love drawing and writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

IF YOU LIKE CHEESE, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like Warriors, copy and paste this in your profile, then add your name to the list: Kitten226/Spottedlove, Berryfur, Foxstar354emma

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like cats, copy and paste this on your profile(Actually I don't... I love them!)

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend numerous hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this to your profile.

Gender• Female

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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