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A Series of Scumbag Events by PompusRompus reviews
Meet the Baudelaire siblings featuring the sadistic and inventive Violet, the perverted bookworm Klaus, and the shark baby Sunny. Join the siblings on their adventures dealing with worthless adults, a scheming jerk, and their shenanigans.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Violet B., Klaus B., Sunny B.
Pleasing falsetto by clotgirl reviews
Kyle wants emacipation from his parents. He (as Ivy) is hired as a shot girl in an upscale NoDoNoPa club by Mr. Paolucci. He has to serve no other than Eric Cartman who seems to have a thing for Ivy. It turns out that Cartman is also employed by Mr. Paolucci, but for a different business altogether. Rated M for explicit language, sex, violence, murder and more adult themes! Kyman
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,073 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 1/27/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Nothing To Lose by NocturnalLament reviews
After having his heart brutally broken by Stan, Kyle's life takes an unexpected turn when his parents enrol him in an all-male boarding school deep in the British countryside. Thrown into this new environment he will make many enemies and allies, and will learn that there's more to his callous roommate than first meets the eye. school AU, Kyman. Sexual content & language. R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,690 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 1/25/2015 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] [Craig T., Tweek T.]
South Park Reacts by Krys723 reviews
South Park reacts to pop culture every weekend. Inspired by the Fine Bros' React series. Suggestions can be left in the review box. Rated T for swearing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,932 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
The Mysterious Case Of The Disappearing Chapstick by Vienna Deliny reviews
""Fuck," he groaned into the pillows of his bed, letting his shoulders and chest fall slack and rub against the cold sheets." A one-shot in which Eric Cartman is experimenting and Kenny McCormick is a horny bastard. Kenman/Keneric and a surprise ship with Liane. M for a reason, kiddos. I don't own South Park or the characters but I do own that sexy fanart cover image, mm.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., L. Cartman - Complete
It's best to be ontop by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Cartman has a payback coming brought on by some old enemies and from some high school friends. How that punishment is dished out though is something he never saw coming. MXMXM contact. Rape! Request for DontTrustLies.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Eric Cartman, Damien, Scott Tenorman - Complete
In a Mirror, Festively by SynapticFirefly reviews
Eric Cartman just wants his charities to succeed for the holidays. It just sucks living in a universe where beards are commonplace and being evil is rewarded. And with Christmas purges and his own depraved boyfriend trying to put the kibosh on his good deeds, will Eric get the Christmas miracle he deserves? Probably not.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,524 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete