if you wanna burn yourself,
remember that I love you
if you wanna cut yourself,
remember that I love you
if you wanna kill yourself,
remember that I love you
call me up before you're dead
we can make some plans instead

Ryan; Ooh Boy, he must have sensed something.
Alex; Is my buttcrack hanging out?
Ryan; If we stay still we should be ok...
Alex; I can hear...I can hear you talking.
Ryan; He doesn't understand what we're saying, but he hears us...
Alex; No, I can understand you!

Juno; You still gonna think I'm cute when I'm huge?
Bleeker; I always think you're cute. I think you're beautiful :)

Everything you say
Every time we kiss, I can't think straight
But I'm okay
And I can't think of anybody else
Who I hate to miss as much as I hate missing you

Tegan Quin: "So, the first session, Sara called the therapist a motherfucker. And the second session, I was like on Oprah and I cried and I was all, ’You hurt me with your words!’ and Sara called me a motherfucker. And the third session we just, like, totally ganged up on April (that was our therapist’s name) and then we had a list, like, we started the session with all the words we weren’t allowed to use. I mean, obviously number one being ’motherfucker’..."

'Wash me, w-w wash me...hit me with your sponges' xDD ~ Alex Gaskarth parody of ET

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If you read books that no one has ever heard of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

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If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, when you have a boy, you'll seriously consider naming him Emmett or Jasper...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE chocolate-chip muffins, copy this to your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

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Copy and paste this if you believe that Christianity is the only thing that makes any sense in this crazy world.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA, AlvinSevilleIsHOT,captain chipmunk, BrittanySeville18, AndAllThatGoodStuff, StayBeautiful'Always, musicalreader, musiccxcrazyy.

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Starbursts is a candy
It's really, really fruity
And if you don't like it
Ima kick your booty
;3

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7 years.
64 songs.
30 tours.
3 albums.
1 band.
PARAMORE.

Be yourself, and fuck everything else alright? ~ Alex Gaskarth

Second chances they don't ever matter
People never change !
Once a whore,
You're nothing more, I'm sorry
that'll never change

And I was like Baby, Baby, Baby, OHHHH. Baby, Baby, Baby, NOOO. I thought you’d always be mine… But it turns out that’s not how strippers work.

Alex; How do you feel about having a Vagina?
Cassadee; I regret it.

Earth without Art is just "eh"

Oh my god, oh my god! My twin brothers been shot! I think it was an asian gang or something. I saw someone he looked asain, and he was speaking another language. I'm pretty sure it was...asain.

Your knife, my back.
My gun, your head .
...you need a doctor baby, you scared?

My friends are a different breed, my friends are everything:)

I just wanna see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth...and do this...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I start to see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling. (I'm a HUGE fan of The Joker...)

Alex; Would have to be my...curvy blue penis.
Jack; Dammit! I said perky nipples! I said perky nipples, I'm sorry.

Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. ~ The genious that is Michael Scott(:

Earth without Art is just "eh"

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

That’s the beautiful thing about being human. Things change.

I'm a Social Whore
I will rape you... socially .

I promise I won't be such a brat;
I promise you anything, I promise you that
I miss you I miss you I miss you
:(

Alex; This is my first time in America! I am very excited!
Jack; I hope to ride big ride!

11:11 Happens twice because everyone deserves a second chance

Let's save it for Amerca's Suithearts,
I must confess
I'm in love with my own sins...

How's The Song Mark?
Mark; Awesome, nothing but awesomes, as far as the eye can see.
Alex; A long road of awesome.
Mark; Just a nonstop awesome!
Alex; A winding road of awesome!
Mark; Forever, as far as you can see.
Alex; Like the ring around Jupiter. Endless swirls of awesome!
Mark; Jupiter? It's Saturn..
Alex; Ah, shit! Saturn! God! I can edit that!
Mark; Stay in school.
Alex; Don't be in a band take astrology, it'll help
Mark; And it's not astrology either, it's astronomy
Alex; Astronomy, oh fuck!

Is our grandson a hoody?!

"Sometimes, you just have to paint your nails pink." ~ Cassadee:)
I don't believe in anything, but I believe in you

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Alex; It makes me sad, Jack.
Jack; Don't be sad. I'm gonna put on your favorite Green Day tacks and as we listen I'll cuddle you, snuggle you, and fundle you.