Hermione awakens from a four year coma to find out she had become a mother to the Potion Master's baby.

Wade never believed in the existence of mermaids. The theory of them were just genetically impossible. Every piece of skepticism he has, however, is altered one rainy night in his lake house.

Hermione is sick. Sicker than anyone knows. But is the only man who can save her also the only man who can who can love her like she truly deserves to be loved?

Our story starts a few months before the Amazing Spiderman when Peter and Deadpool meet for the first time, how will their relationship evolve? "I saw you walking and we all agree you are adorable, which is saying something because usually at least one of us disagrees... Anyway, I really need a damsel in distress for my plan so I saved your cute ass and now we're here" He smiled

When technology and magic come together things should be better. When installing the mug-mag machine for the Department of Magical Wedding, she thought just that. When a goblin forgets to put an out of order sign on the machine things go terribly...what's the name for it...ah, yes. "Snanger" or "Severmione"

All Ron and Harry want is for Hermione to be happy. Even if that means Snape.

"It was what we all dream of, late at night, when we had nothing to distract ourselves with." A fluffy Snamione fic! Part one of my Love That Life Forgot.

Wade and Peter are after an argument, and two weeks following, Wade attempts making up. Spideypool, kitties are involved

It's Peter Parker's birthday and Deadpool has a surprise for him.

Wade Wilson has always been popular... To the point where girls are too afraid to ask him out! That is, until Parker, a geek at his University, asks him out instead. Wade decides to use him as a "practice run". What's the worst that could happen? Warnings: Spideypool(Spiderman x Deadpool) don't like, don't read. Rated T to be safe.

The Avengers are trying to figure out Peter's reluctance to hearing the song Itsy Bitsy Spider. Spideypool baby!

Just a little spideypool fic made totally for fun. Mentions of smut to begin with, may add in more than that? No real plot. Reviews would be nice, please :) Rated T to be careful. May change to M if I add smut scenes...

Peter tries to wrap Christmas presents, but it's not quite working out. Wade helps him out, leaving Peter with a question: why are Wade's presents wrapped so clumsily?

Spideypool. Wade and Peter play the dreidel... in Stark tower. Just utter schmoop for Hanukkah!

Peter scares Deadpool by trying to fall to his death. Deadpool saves him. Angst and fluff. My first Fanfic for my otp, so be nice

Peter Parker just wants a little normalcy in his life. Sure, being a science teacher is a little mundane but it gives him joy. Too bad that's been ripped away from him now that Deadpool is posing as a janitor at Midtown High.

* ON HIATUS! I promise, not abandoned! (Life, ya know?) As of 03/09/16, I've begun seriously working on the outline for the next chapter. Soon, hopefully!* No good deed goes unpunished. Well, this punishment might not actually be so bad... Spideypool.

Spiderman gets changed into a female by The Green Goblin. For now, he's gonna have to adjust to his new body, and a new Wade. Starting off college with a new body sure is nice. Not that Spiderman could get any better... Gwen sure is gonna love this. Wade already does. Aunt May loves it. SpidermanxDeadpool (I suck at summaries, sorry)

Peter can't handle horror movies. Deadpool makes good uses of this. Deadpool/Spiderman

Spider-man/Peter Parker knows that Wade Wilson, his boyfriend is Deadpool but Deadpool doesn't know that Spider-man is Peter. How will Wade find out Peter's secret? {Completed but if this gets popular I might write up another chapter of after-events}

Spider-Man always thought it was best never to tell The Merc With the Mouth who he really was, but he was proven very, VERY wrong.

The Spideypool headcanon that attempts to answer the question, "What if Peter became a merc and Wade a hero?" An AU-based discussion/ character study. Warnings: Potential OOCness, mentions of mental health issues & canonical character deaths.

Deadpool comes to Peter's apartment, bearing grave news, bleach and a laptop.

When he checks the receipt, there's a phone number scrawled on the back. Even the boxes are speechless. (Or the one where Wade is pretty and nobody can leave him alone.)

The Venom Symbiote has grown sick of lackluster hosts, it wants Brock back. in the wake of this reunion Deadpool is hired by the kingpin to take out Venom, But soon things take a wrong turn and two unlikely heroes must save the day. Ha, Yeah right.

"Hey now, before jumping to any conclusions here, baby boy, you need to hear me out," said Wade, hands waving in the air. [birthday gift for Christy!]

"Love is blind, remember?" "Oh, I didn't know your nickname is 'Love' now. Dully noted." / Spideypool AU, blind!Peter/Wade

prompt: I want them going skiing and Peter uses snowboard and makes fun of Wade for using skis. Also Wade sucks at skiing and keeps crossing his skis and falling over. [for nantynarking]

A series of unrelated drabbles. Prompts from tumblr. Crack and humour and angst.

Lily died. James shows his love to his son. INCEST. SLASH. PEDOPHILIC. Rating MA

AU where Artemis loses interest in being the head of the Fowl Industries, and he composes music as he begins to take over the business. No Last Guardian in this verse. Once he becomes stuck on composing, Artemis finds musical inspiration in the most silent, stoic of places. Artler, fluffy slash. Disclaimer on my profile.

Darren is hyper, Vancha's lost his unicorn, Kurda's whipping his hair back and forth and Mr. Crepsley's a pedophile.

(Kept for storage purposes) Butler retained composure, though a little emotion leaked into and dripped over his words. Artemis continued to stay silent. Trigger warning, and a little hinted Butler/Artemis

First off, Let me say one thing. I am NOT a pedophile. COMPLETE.

In which Darren screams tacos, Harkat has control over time, Mika is a therapist, Larten talks about the wonders of friendship, and Paris is a pedophile. COMPLETE CRACK. Now ongoing too!

TwoShot. The whispered words “Sleep with me,” were an order, an offer, and a request all rolled into one, and Butler supposed it should have taken more than one kiss, three words, and a gentle tug towards the bedroom—but it didn’t. Butler/Artemis

Who really knows what hides in the dark trees at night? Apparently, pedophiles, if anyone believes Ella. Which Max doesn't. At all. One-shot, with a little Fax, as always :P

Butler has never before thought of Artemis as a normal teenager. But then again, he's never acted like one. Butler/Artemis. Slash, First Time.

He hated lollipops with a burning passion, though there was only one person who could penetrate his mind that could change that. Butler/Artemis slash!

Exploratory. No sex. A response to censorship entries AU/AR, COMPLETE, M/F, Minor, UST

Snape is a pedophile. Dumbledore is a voyeur. Should they be allowed to roam around at a school full of teenagers? Of course.

There is another Evans at Hogwarts... Pansy Parkinson just might get sent to Beaubatons. Everyone thinks Snape is a pedophile. Draco Malfoy is skipping in the halls. And who almost punched the Quiddictch captain?

A sinful little oneshot that I made in my spare time. Poor Butler is tortured by Artemis as payback for a rather selfish act earlier in the day. Hope you like it, Kittens. ArtyxButler.

Artemis asks Butler if he's beautiful, while the guard is dressing for work. From Butlers POV. Fluffy slash. R&R. Changed the title

Angeline Fowl, beloved mother of teenage genius Artemis Fowl, is giving a ball. The only problem is that her son can’t dance. Unexpected help presents itself. Very, very slightly SLASH, mostly just humour. AB

A hilarious fanfic that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. If you like HP, Lotr, Potc, and Spiderman, then you'll love this fic. Most of it is me torturing the characters in humorous ways. Happy Reading!

Awesome possum. A love story of pedophilic proportions. Maymay not write more chapters, depdning on inspiration.

A fic poking fun at SSHG fics ...Harry and Ron come across Snape's not-too-secret diary and find some pretty disturbing stuff about Hermione in it. Hilarity ensues...