"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for" (Jace from TMIS)

The name's Zane S. White, sometimes Tux, or Nine, though I rather enjoy being called The White Dragon. I'm sure you've checked in to see if I have frozen some poor soul with my icy and awesome breath. I have been reviewing stories here for a quite long time before I actually joined. My reviews by the way are quite famous in the Darkest Power series (my favorite one), if you read the reviews on some of that category, I'm sure you've seen some of my stuff. I am considered a FanFicton critic for my reviews. Anyway, I love the Darkest Powers series by Kelley Armstrong (you rock Derek Souza), Shiver series and Raven Boys series by Maggie Stiefvater, Wings of Fire by T. Tui. Switherland, and Divergent by the awesome Veronica Roth. I have written 10 books that you will probably never read and am an utter sucker for bloody stories. I talk really loudly to myself when carefully reading a really good book and often randomly scream when something bad happens. If I haven't already established it, I am a nerd, geek, a bookworm. I love drawing, writing, reading and playing FNAF or Slender. I am extremely smart for a freshman so my brains usually get in the way of everything. When I'm not doing those things I'm playing tricks on people that often get me into trouble. I'm socially awkward even online so try not to hate on me too much. I'm on Wattpad, Deviantart, and Quotev. Fans of my reviews, thank you for just reading them. You guys are awesome. And while you guys stick around and ponder my unusual existence, I'm gonna go and steal some poor suckers Doritos.

And...Um...Just...Welcome to The White Dragon's cave.

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache
When you open it, he collapses.
When he see's you reading it, he faints.
When he see's you living it, he flees.
And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

NORMAL PEOPLE rely on construction people to tear down buildings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would rather ask Chloe to release a demi-demon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say OH MY DEREK!! (OMD)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: go to Simon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say shut up or i'll get Dr. Davidoff to terminate
you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks
DARKEST POWERS FANS: know A LOT better and know to go outside right away
when they see/hear a stranger vomiting in the bushes

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: when being chased yell DEREK SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
DARKEST POWERS FANS: know that somewhere Derek is just yelling at Chloe

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would go directly to BUFFALO NEW YORK (And I did!)

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
DARKEST POWERS FANS: MUST have this on there profile

IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94,mrawgirl09, Edward-Elric-in-red/Allen-Walker-in-black, KaoruBC101z, MewMewKitty78, Jenaca, Zane S. White,