Harry gets to his ministry trial ten minutes early instead of five minutes late, and so meets his lawyer: a blonde witch dressed in pink. "Hi there! I'm Elle Woods."

Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.

AU. Framed as a thief and expelled from Hogwarts in her second year, her family ruined by debts, many thought they had seen the last of her. But someone saw her potential, as well as a chance for redemption - and Hermione Granger was all too willing to become a lady thief if it meant she could get her revenge.

In a world where Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange were never arrested for their crimes, Bellatrix spends the years before her masters return preparing and searching for him. Though when she discovers her young niece, she sees the perfect soldier for his cause and makes it her mission to tempt her away from her good girl ways and over to her way of seeing. Dark!Tonks AU

Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.

Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children

Instead of running after Peter, Sirius takes Harry to the Longbottoms. After surviving the attack and learning he is a wanted man, Sirius, with the help of the Longbottoms and Tonks takes Harry and hides in the muggle world. Watch Harry grow up alongside Hermioneas the adults drag the wizarding world into the 21st century. (21st century setting)

The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.

Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.

First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry

I couldn't even recall what it was that had me drawn into that place. Good luck, I guess. What a time I'd chosen to take a shower. I don't know if I should call it luck or perversity. I watched her silently with my jaw hanging slack as she moaned my name. (Smut Warning!)(Harry/Luna)(OneShot)(Please Read and Review! :D) (Cover Artist: MeryChess from DeviantArt.)

What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)

Luna is hurting after her time at Malfoy Manor, and Harry is the only one who can comfort her. DH compliant until chapter 25, semicompliant after, no epilogue, HP/LL

AU 6th Year. Harry and Luna kiss after Slughorn's party and become a couple, exploring their feelings and sexuality to the ultimate conclusion. M for a reason.

Fred and George trick Harry into testing their new product. It gives women a sex drive around Harry. Hilarity ensues, and much sex! Harry/Hermione Harry/Ginny Harry/Susan Bones Harry/Luna. Rated M for EXTREME sex.

After the final battle things are tense and Harry finds help in and old magic. Harry/Luna/Hermione

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Luna and Harry find each other in the dark. HarryxLuna.

HarryxLuna. Oneshot. Songfic. Beginning of Harry's seventh year, Luna's sixth. He seeks her out on the train. Playful.

COMPLETE! At the end of the final battle, Six individuals think over where they are and how they got there. HPLL, DMGW, RWHG