As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

Dave is considerably baffled when he finds himself on a bed of gold flowers. He can't fly, there's no reception, and he meets a metric-ton of insane individuals. In other words, his kinda place y'all. Now, if they would just stop killing him for /5 godforsaken minutes/, he'd honestly be golden. Jegus. [Rated T because this is Homestuck. Disclaimer: Don't own. Review, please? :3]

The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.

Voldemort succeeds in stealing the philosopher's stone, but not all is as it seems.

Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

If a rose by any other name smells as sweet, would a dimension, with any other path, be identical? / The trolls are different. The trolls are the same. The trolls…are.

Rose wakes up one morning on earth C and her wife is nowhere to be found. Kanaya has locked herself in the bathroom because something strange and a little scary has happened, she shed her horns. (Homestuck AU where the trolls shed their horns about every ten years after reaching adulthood)

It's New Year's, and the kiss that Karkat wants most is the one he can't have. (DaveKat oneshot)

All things considered, things are actually going relatively well with Dirk. At least, they were going well right up until the point where Dave has a panic attack. One-shot.

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and with one week on the meteor under your belt, you're already considering pitching yourself into space. Death would be a mercy when it comes to these assholes. Specifically, Dave. But an older, nicer, and admittedly attractive version of your tormentor has you reconsidering. Just a little bit.

A modern day James and Lily soulmate AU

Bolt Academy is an elite all-boys school. But it has the most challenging architecture program in the country. Desperate, Annabeth Chase chops off her hair, binds her chest and goes by Andy to achieve her dream. But when her roommate Percy Jackson - a national swimming champion - begins to develop feelings for "Andy," homophobic classmates try to tear them apart. A Hana-Kimi redux.

As Judge for King Asgore Dreemurr, Sans has seen a lot of strange stuff. But when he wakes up with the feeling that something is completely wrong, he decides it's time to investigate with the only monster who could know what was happening: Royal Scientist W.D. Gaster.

Frisk just wants to date Sans. Is that really so difficult? (Frisk/Sans. An After Story to the "Dreams of the Past and Present" series, however it can be read alone too.)

Now that Frisk has had their past settled it's time for the present to move forward into a new future. Queerplatonic Sans/Frisk (This story is a mixture of prompts but it's all chronological and will be written as a complete story. Prompts will be inspiring various things in various chapters. Part 7 of my Undertale Series) (Cover Art courtesy of dogpu on tumblr!)

America and Russia's decade long feuding has finally produced a love child, the terrifying and overpowered Eleanor Lily Potter, otherwise known as the girl-who-lived. spin-off of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP

Harry walked into the forest and Voldemort reclaimed his seventh Horcrux. Now, five hundred years have passed and after centuries of slumber, Harry is about to wake up. One shot.

Falling into a different world, Harry Potter and Voldemort are the only magical beings around. At first Voldemort as always wants Harry dead, he changes his mind however as boredom begins to take root. At that stage he decides that he'd rather have the other wizard around, and he will get that which he wants. Slash Harry/Voldemort

Godric Gryffindor meets the time travelling Lily and together they terrorize towns with oversized poultry and wreck havoc across the countryside. Later, Lily becomes upset when she remembers that they still have that Hogwarts thing to build. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)

He was often told, at least before his fall, that he was the most beautiful of their Father's creations. In his youthful folly and vanity he had agreed with them. Now he knew better and he dared anyone to claim otherwise while gazing at the being in his arms.

He, they, had sacrificed so much. They had bled, died, for them. So much hurt, so much loss. And for what? In the end everything remained the same. He was tired of it all. He would change it, he would make them change - and he would use the only thing they had ever understood: Blood.

Avada Kedavra'. A six year old Hariel Potter traces the strange marks on her skin, wondering at the meaning of the words her soulmate will speak. An eleven year old Hariel Potter is appropriately horrified when she puts the pieces together. Female Harry and Soulmate AU- Indentifying marks

Bucky's always been damn curious what kind of human being was destined for him. After all, what kind of person are they for his words to be 'Hi, have you see a glowing cube of mysterious extraterrestrial power recently' (FemHarry and Soulmate-Identifying Marks)

Ellie Potter was never the boy who lived, she just happened to be in the same room at the same time, and yet she can't help but grow and notice that it is never Harry Potter who must fight his own demons. Side fic/Spin off to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

A glance into five alternate dimensions, and the possible job positions Alfred F. Jones had, all five of them equally ridiculous. Honestly, who else other than him would enjoy cleaning skyscraper windows? Cameos made from other characters, with Ivan still somehow finding ways to annoy Alfred.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

CrackFic! AU. OneShot. Who knew Death was into that kind of thing? Harry didn't, that's for sure.

Cursed against his will, Harry made the best of his life until he found himself, again, wandering in Death's realm. When Death offers him a second chance, a chance to right the wrongs he'd been blind to for too long, he can't possibly refuse.

Harry isn't blind to the looks between them. It kills him to know he's not the only one but what can he do? Slash.

!Twisted-Fairy-Tale!AU! A disgruntled Lord Voldemort is forced into fulfilling one of his many duties—saving a princess, at least once. Confirmed that a relatively old castle houses a captured damsel, he makes his way over—only to be stolen away by his unknown foe instead. Oneshot, LV/HP SLASH

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Something is 'wrong,' with Harry. He's hearing voices. or rather, a voice. Its telling him he's been on the wrong side since the beginning. Harry doesn't believe it. But for how long? Dark!Harry, eventual HP/LV slash. Don't like don't read. Complete with epilogue. Sequel up.

AU. He left before they could do anything about it. It was for the best.

In which Sam is a shipper (of course he is), the impala breaks down (the horror), and Dean and Cas are GOING to be together, if Sam has anything to say about it. And of course, he's got a whole lot to say about it. Tags: Destiel, Dean and Castiel, Dean/Cas, Shippy Sam

'An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet regardless of time, place, or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle, but it will never break.' Phan oneshot.

Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.

Total crack fic. A horcrux worn around the neck for 12 hours makes you tired, grumpy and head for the dark side. Harry has had one in his head for 15 years and... nothing? I don't think so. Ron has always been jealous of Harry. Harry decides to grant him his wish. Somewhere in book seven. Rated M for death and language and general craziness. You have been warned.

After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.

An Adam Milligan/Luke Castallan centric oneshot featuring reincarnation and semi-graphic torture. Not a happy fic with a happy-ish ending. My take on what happened to Adam in the Cage.

In Purgatory, Dean and Castiel hear rumors of two more humans, so they track them down. Percy and Annabeth can't be more than twenty, but they've got the look, like they've been hunting monsters for a long time. Though Dean's not sure why they keep calling this place Tartarus... Minor HoH spoilers. I noticed the parallels between the story arcs. In honor of yesterday's releases.

The angels come up with a new ploy to make Dean say yes. Will he crack or can he stay strong in this most hellish of trials? Oneshot. Rated T for language.

Harry goes back in time to 1944 to deal with Voldemort before he decides to make seven horcruxes. Unfortunately for Harry, though, dealing with a 17 year old Tom Riddle isn't as easy as he thought it would be. TM/HP HP/TM Contains slash.

Eleven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is approached one evening at the Three Broomsticks by Draco Malfoy, who claims that thanks to the publication of Harry's official biography, everybody in the wizarding world has come up with a very interesting theory about the two of them.

AU. In a world where Voldemort never existed, Harry Potter is just your average seventh year Gryffindor, who has a loving family and a happy life. One day, he finds a portrait of a boy who lived decades ago, and everything changes. Is it possible to love a portrait? Is it a portrait at all? HP&TMR slash. [COMPLETE]

Ginny is reading a book by the pond at the Burrow and generally minding her own business, when she gets unceremoniously dumped in the...lake at Hogwarts? Now she is bouncing around in time with no discernible return date...maybe she shouldn't have been reading aloud. First chapter written in the form of letters back to her own time. T for language and mentions of drinking.

It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is...and it's far from the only one. Oneshot, Harry/Multi.

He was composed of constellations, and oversized coats. - Rose Lalonde, the Tenth Doctor.

At the times when Hogwarts school was founded, life was not easy for an orphan. The best they could hope for was a place as a helping hand with a merchand. Potions master Snape has done more than most. He has taken in two boys.

The headmaster has a brilliant idea. And like always when he has one of those, trouble ensues.

Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations

Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots

Instead of a duel between wands, Harry does something unexpected… and helps Voldemort understand what a master of death is. No pairings.

Pretty much what the title suggests.

It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!

Unofficial sequel to esama's Sisyphus. Harry remains trapped despite doing everything to finally get it 'right'... or did he?

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!

My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'

Harriet Potter was forced to pretend to be a boy. over the seven years she finds a family in a team, falls in love, becomes a teenage mother and destroys Voldemort. while losing her first love, lying to her friends and sharing a dorm with boys. HPCD HPOW

Harry was born cursed, but didn't know until he fell through a portal to another world. There people have wings and hate him for his curse, but it gives him power: power to change this new world as well as his own. AU after 5th year.

He didn’t worry about the hands cutting off his circulation or the feeling of the nearness of death. He stood there, on the cusp of his demise...His parents weren’t even looking at him. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. Twin BWL Fic.

Hermione knew, with the clarity of the mad, that her once-vaunted mind was eroding. But the sunny smile of her lover would be one of the last things to fade from her vanishing self.

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack

Draco's been infected with Vampirism. Harry's the 'willing' donor. Something's wrong with Snape. Madness ensues, and neither Harry or Draco seem to mind... Vampire!Draco, Crackish!fic, H/D slash

The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.

In the days after Sirius falls through the veil, Harry retreats into silence and watches as the scene repeats itself in his mind’s eye. He knows that if he can just understand what was said by those whispering voices, that he could rescue his godfather.

Hermione Granger gets informed about a new prophecy. After careful deliberation with the other races they decide that the prophecy won’t happen yet. They were wrong. - Set after Hogwarts school years; AU

One-shot. Jesse is struck unconscious in a car accident. Before he wakes up, he meets Leslie…

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Postwar. 'You and I will always be here ... even after you follow me into death, we will remain.' The wizarding world tries to rebuild and forget, but history will always repeat itself. Mild TomHarry. [oneshot]

My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.

Just another battle between good and evil, only things get sidetracked. Oneshot.

Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.

Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .

A oneshot parody of too many fics to list. With Harry's Horcrux Hunt in high gear, he takes some time out for a Weasley family Christmas. And while he's there, he's got plans that would make the holidays even more memorable.

Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!

Harry lives the same day over and over again.

“Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HPLV. Mild injury, sexual content, slash and PPP: Pretentious Purple Prose.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Love, the most powerful force on earth. Voldemort, the most powerful Dark Lord ever. Vendo Diligo, the most potent love potion that exists. Harry Potter, the unfortunate victim subjected to all three. Emotions are wicked things. Slash. FIN!

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...