AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...

/Crack/ A fourth Champion is chosen by the Goblet of Fire. It is not whom Barty Crouch Jr. was expecting.

Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?

Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.

Draco's in love and he needs a miracle. Unfortunately for him, the only place he can find it is at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.

After the war, Draco was prepared to spend the rest of his days alone and miserable. Then that damned goat showed up. NOTE: This is a retelling of icmezzo's Love Lies Bleating and was remixed with her permission.

The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.

After the final battle the students of Hogwarts are having issues with PTSD. Severus Snape might have a remedy... A humorous take on a serious subject, told in a series of vignettes. Complete.

Three years after the Battle of Hogwarts magical Britain is in a mess. This is the historical record of how Harry Potter became Lord-Baron Potter Black, amongst other titles. Multiple sources now present how Harry changed wizarding society forever with the help of trusted friends, a house elf and Gringotts. Non-canon compliant. Not a part of the Professor Muggle series.

The Ministry won't let Hermione Granger take her NEWTs, so how's a witch supposed to find a decent job? Severus Snape is an acknowledged war hero, but no one will to do business with him. In order to make a living, the two decide to try their luck in the Muggle world in very unusual occupations. Then one day their paths cross... the rest, as they say, is history.

Hermione is working on a project for the Ministry when she finds a long buried secret.

Hermione is captured by pirates and Lucius enlists Severus to help rescue her. This was written for the 2012 SSHG exchange as a gift for hayseed 42.

To be released from custody, Lucius is required to obtain meaningful employment. What better job could he find, than working in a research library as the librarian's assistant? Now all he has to do, is convince the librarian that he's the man for the job.

Hermione finds signs of a health threat to the wizarding world near a hidden chateau in Avignon, but is she prepared for what she'll find inside? SSHG possible LM , VERY ADULT CONCEPTS.

When her Editor gives her one final chance, Hermione leaps at the opportunity to interview the ex-Death Eater opening a new shop in Knockturn Alley. After all, all the dangerous ones are dead. Aren't they? EWE? Short and sweet!

One person's nervous tic, is another's nervous joy.

After eight years of teaching at Hogwarts together, Severus and Harry begin to discover their true feelings for one another. Will they end up together? Or will one of them end up in a body bag? SLASH IN FINAL CHAPTER.

The Science of Flirtation Will Likely Remain Inexact for All Eternity - Sherlock continues to be hopeless at this flirting business and gets surprising advice from an unexpected source who he also tried to chat up, don't ask .

Hermione and her mother Helen are having lunch one Sunday afternoon when Helen asks a most peculiar question. Just how long has Hermione been in love with her best friend?

Addition Alley celebrates spring with a new competition, a new home for Severus and Harry, Malfoy under investigation, and a cheery Mrs Thompson with her own little plans. SSHP, sequel to Addition Alley Christmas. Read that first!

When a research study goes awry, Hermione finds herself washed up on a tropical beach and rescued by the very last person she expected to save her. Post Deathly Hallows, but AU-ified a bit.

Crookshanks takes steps to oust his rival. There's only room for one ginger in Hermione's life, and it's him.

AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...

An outrageous tale in which Snape isn't dead, and Hermione isn't going to marry Ron. Instead, Post-Battle Hogwarts needs money for rebuilding. A tragi-comedy in five scenes and some interludes, with a supporting part for Minerva.

A senile shop visitor sets Harry up with her reclusive son as a shop competition between Harry and the Weasleys rages, and love blossoms around. Postwar, ignores HP7, SSHP. Inspired by too many Love Actually viewings.

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

A killer is on the loose, preying on Muggle-born witches marrying pure-blood wizards. This calls for an elaborate - or rather simple, really - scheme!

Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS

"Anything you can do, I can do better." Who comes out on top, Professor Snape or Professor Granger when pitted against each other in their own unique challenge?

Traumatized by a recent break-up, Hermione retreats to a cottage in Ireland. Guess who else has been living a peaceful life in the same Muggle village for the past eight years.

Hermione receives a very strange note. Minerva asks her to help remove Snape's Dark Mark. Snape writes poetry.

The gods' most savage curses come upon us as answers to our own prayers, you know. Written for the 2010 SS/HG Exchange.

When misfortune befalls Professor Granger, the reclusive hero, Severus Snape, is called on to ride to her rescue. All in a day's work for the Master Spy. However, things are not always as they seem.

What's the matter with Lucius Malfoy? Who is keeping a secret? Why can't Severus see what is under his very large nose? And what does Sleakeazy's have to do with it all? A story told entirely through letters. SS/HG, HP/GW, RW/?, DM/?.

Severus Snape, whose magical equivalent of general relativity has revolutionized spell casting, is content to ignore the larger ramifications of his work until circumstances conspire to bring it to his attention. Written for the 2010 Snuna Exchange. SS/LL

In the aftermath of the war, Kingsley is learning to cope with his new job as Minister for Magic, and Andromeda brings a whole new set of tiny problems to his door.

After suffering at the ignominious hands of Fate, Lucius Malfoy realizes that if he doesn’t take it upon himself to change the direction of Draco’s life, future generations might be at risk. His very willing partner-in-crime? Rose Weasley.

A potions accident leaves Snape as a cat until who-knows-when. Harry’s already got his hands full when a prankster starts sabotaging the rebuilding of Hogwarts. But what if it’s not just a prank?

Hermione, barred from marrying Ron as planned, is forced to seek a new husband before Umbridge's Marriage law catches up with her HG/DM

Set during Harry's 5th year. Two Senior Librarians have tea. The Ministry tries to interfere.

Remus can’t, for the life of him, remember when people started associating him with chocolate. After all, he loves a good medium rare steak above all other foods. RL/SB

Remus tries to make sense of a mission gone wrong by asking Sirius about it. Bad idea.

Lily's list of things Sirius CANNOT do when he is baby sitting-with commnets by Sirius and Remus.

Who was Napoleon Bonaparte Prince? Why was Theodora Granger-Snape named after a prostitute? How did Hermione become richer than Draco? What was the worst thing Dumbledore ever did to Snape? Is Harry the Good Cop or the Bad Cop? AU, SSHG, Modified NextGen.

Wizarding Britain’s most famous couple is getting married. Organised mayhem ensues.

What happens when the worlds of both Rowling and Pratchett go Quantum? Can the Librarians save the multi-verse before Snape and Vetinari are inextricably intertwined?

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.

Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY

Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.

On a drunken mission, Ron must do all he can to get Hermione laid... Even if it's with Severus Snape. Rating for later chapters. COMPLETE!

Very AU! For those who asked for more stories in the same universe as "Encounter with a Squid", this one is set a year earlier. How do Severus et al deal with Harry's emerging powers? Very mild CP; lots of manipulation of poor Severus by naughty Harry

When Snape receives a letter from a 'secret admirer', the following correspondence is anything but ordinary. HGSS

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!

Healer Granger is fed up with her boyfriend and miffed that her friends have been having lots more fun than her. If she can't beat 'em, she may as well join 'em. Written before Deathly Hallows release, AU SSHG, Q2P and OWL humour award winner 2007.

My version of WIKTT's Marriage Law. Snape's nicer, but still in character. Yes, it can be done! Hermione's an adult, trying to move on from her grief. Comfort, healing, and romance await. Come, read, and see if you agree with over 1500 positive reviews!

They don't know it yet, but Severus and Hermione are perfect for each other. Written for the SS/HG Exchange.

Hermione and Severus are both heads of their houses and compete for the Quidditch Cup and the House Cup. However, a few things have changed since Hermione was a student. Prompt: May be DH-compliant. Hermione and Snape are both heads of their houses at Hog

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.

WARNING: This is a HG/SS/LM threesome fic. If you're under 18 or don't like threesome stories, don't read it. - War heroes aren't always treated as they ought to be. If they're getting too uncomfortable, the government might even try to hide them away.

He might have been declared a war hero by Harry Potter, but there was still that tiny little incident of assisted suicide that worried the Wizengamot. Severus Snape is assigned to community service and encounters a certain bushyhaired knowitall.

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

NO DH spoilers, HPDM slash. Draco just wants to do his job and keep the newly competent Death Eaters from assassinating Potter. Potter just wants to flirt with him. It is not much fun to be Draco Malfoy right now. Warning: Absolutely ridiculous.

NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Hermione learns that the Ministry is serious about its fine print and Draco and Severus find themselves dueling for a prize neither wants. Marriage Law, sort of.

After the war, the wizarding world needs to be rebuilt and wizards need to stand together again. The future demands a new order, and the women are up to that task. SSHGLM

Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!

Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions

Snape gets a mysterious Christmas gift with unexpected consequences... OOC warnings: Snape as sex god, Hermione as kissing critic, McGonagall as rock band roadie... Was I insane when I wrote this?

Harry Potter and Discworld Crossover! After defeating Voldemort and becoming an Auror, Harry's in need of training to think like a copper. His new trainer: Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh Morpork City Watch. Generally canon compatible.

Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.

Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.

All eligible witches and wizards are required to adopt a child. Forced to make hasty decisions, several people choose children who will change their outlook on life forever. Response to the Adoption Act Challenge on WIKTT. SSHG

AU, Nonmagic, HP on Jeeves and Wooster. Harry has decided it’s time to settle down with a good woman. Snape counteracts this dastardly idea with a plan of great shrewdness… Snarry

I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.

Years after Voldemort's downfall, Hermione and Draco still insult each other, but things have changed. A fluffy bit of crackfic featuring drunken debauchery and Freudian dreams.

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

Have you ever wondered what really happened at the Death Eater meetings?

COMPLETE After college Hermione finds herself back at Hogwarts. She has a very interesting first day back. Post book 6 SSHG. Mature content so beware! R & R please.

The fic nobody's been waiting for. A bizarre GOHPDiscworld crossover in which Aziraphale, The Librarian, and Hermione Granger have formed the multiverse's first transdimensional book society.

An earthshattering conversation with Draco Malfoy makes Hermione see the errors of her ways. Will the Slytherins and Gryffindors survive Hermione’s kindness intact? Or will the spirit of Interhouse Cooperation triumph?

Some Slash - Sometimes it's just better not to ask the questions in the first place. SS-RL COMPLETE

The trio performs a small kindness - over and over and over again. Ficlet - complete.

Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.

During a bout with the measles, Hermione learns that going by the book isn't always the best thing to do. (HGSS One-shot)

Complete. In a post-Voldemort world, magic is inexplicably failing, and Hogwarts students must take summer crash-courses in Muggle science and culture. But with the right combination of chemistry and poetry, magic might still stand a chance!

COMPLETE: After finding himself pursued by every eligible witch on the planet, The Boy Who Won decides to marry for peace of mind. So he turns to Hermione for help pursuing...Minerva McGonagall? Comedy, I swear. HP&HG.

Ron was sick and tired of them dancing around. He was going to end it by any means necessary. Poor Harry and Hermione.

Voldemort is gone, and in the aftermath of the final battle, Hogwarts Castle is nearly empty. Why is Hermione still there? *COMPLETE*

Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**