Hey, person, if you're reading this, (which you shouldn't be because I'm not even allowed to post a story yet, nor have I reviewd anything) then you probably have read my non-existant story that is currently floating around in my head! I hope it's not Mary-Sue because I'm still not sure what is and what's not...
Yeah, and this is going to be my VERY FIRST FAN FICTION! (yay!) So, since I'm a beginner, please go easy on me. =)

name: And you care... why?
age: 13
sex: male

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Do you care what I like and don't like? Probably not, but you're going to find out anyways:

Book: Obviously Harry Potter (which isn't so obvious to you)
Game on a system that connects to my tv: Kingdom Hearts!
Gambeboy Game: Pokemon (I like crystal the best probably, then the orginal, then my Sapphire, Although, I play Sapphire the most since I'm still not quite used to it.)
Fanfiction: Probably Clouded Sky.
Fanfiction Author: Negrek. The Ninetail's Curse and Clouded Sky are superbly awesome.

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What I know about Mary Sues so far:
-If the starter pokemon is either eevee or vulpix, it's a sue
- If the person's name is Crystal, everyone thinks the character's name is Mary Sue when they read it.
- Professor Pine is the husband of Mary Sue
- Red hair and green eyes is the Mary Sue trademark
- People with freakishly colored eyes are the recipe of the Mary Sue cake. (uh... what?)
- An unresistable, beautiful Mary Sue is someone all the boys fawn over
- If Ash loves her, she's a Mary Sue
- Mary Sue loves to ALWAYS win battles and own all shiny pokemon

Yeah, and that's it. I got most of that stuff from people's profiles and the Policeman Joe fic.

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If you don't like my story, blame my Dratini in my Red Version that I refuse to evolve.

It's a disaster, hence my name. (It's an it because Red Version has no genders)