Well, I have been looking around at some other profiles, and almost all of them have a quote of some sort...so I came up with variations of some of the more favored ones:

You laugh at me because I am different, I drown you because you write Mary Sues. -me

And

Boys are stupid, write slash fics. -me

And

Cruel, but insane so I am forgiven. -me

And

I'm young and mental, what else matters? -me

...stupid, I know.