My name is Haley McKay,I live in Brandon, Manitoba, go to Kirkcaldy Heights school, work at the Keystone Center, Grade 8 retard, age 13, and make a fool of myself no matter what i do and wouldn't be surprized if someone called me insane.

Nick Names:
Jackie Chan
Momo
Kiki
Hals
Yelah
Haley-Chan
McKay
Cheese Whiz

Fav. foods: Ramen, chicken, chinese food, Grilled Cheese sandwich, WAGON WHEELS, and any other sugar coated substance.

Fav. drinks: Tea, milk, iced tea, orange juice, and so on.

Current reading books: I have just recently finished my 12 books series about vampires by Darren Shan (I got his autograph!) and am currently reading Edgar Allan Poe Complete Tales and Poems by Edgar Allan Poe.

Have one Cat now: Mia,10 (70), and my other cat Raini just recently died.

Fav. animes: Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2, CardCaptor Sakura, Witch Hunter Robin, Gundam SEED, Chobits, FLCL, Trigun, Escaflowne, Love Hina, Haibane Renmei, Naruto, Ghost in the Shell: Stand alone complex, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, and .Hack//Sign. I also really like the show Invader Zim.

Fav. old cartoon: Felix the Cat

I love really old songs like Funky Town, Mr. Roboto, Puttin' on the Ritz, and old bands like The Ramones, Taco, The B-52's, Headpins, The Beatles, and i also really like Japanese movies and songs. I'm in love with "Weird Al" Yankovic songs.

I LOVE drawing and one day i want to become a cartoonest, voice actor, or a chef.

My best buddies:
Derek Wallis (AKA Almost Human) : Idiotic moron who hugs and wiggles, yet, everybody loves him, cute little man and has a great imagination. (Derek no longer likes Inuyasha and does not write fan fictions anymore.)

Hailey Roach (AKA Cochroach) : Hyper active maniac who loves to dance, great at it, and has an evil monster sister.

Michelle (AKA Michi-chan): Michelle is the kind of person that will make you laugh no matter what. We have hilarious conversations about farts and beating the shit out of people along withbitch-slapping them upside the head.

Sara Birin (AKA Tader Tot) : She is EXTREMLY short, but everyone loves her, a dit, a cluts, but she cares for everyone.

What i look like:
Curly red/brownish hair, shoulder length
Blue and hazel eyes
Useally you'll see me either with Hailey or Derek (or both)
6 ear peircings

Sports i play:
Bowling
Soccer
Volleyball
Badmonton
Curling (did for 2 years)
and others

Things i enjoy to do:
DRAW
Write fan fictions
Sew
Cook
Read
Prance around with Derek
Wet myself laughing with Hailey
Eat.
Make a fool of myself at the mall with Hailey and Derek (but its jolly good fun)
and so on...

Life Goals:
To find out Dereks fan fiction password.(I found it out! I found it out! Or more like he told me...)
To travel on the road with Derek and shop for anime merchandise in his Grandparents motor home. (Which we are doing when we're 18)
And to get my damn website to cooperate with me.
(its coming along people)

Well, i hoped you enjoyed learning about my life.