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My name is what I am. I am a lovable droll geek. Yes, for all you Rentheads out there, totally stole this lyric from Johnathan Larson, because he (and the lovely Idina Menzel who sing it) are the bomb!

Let me see..about me. I am a conservative Christian, I love George Bush (don't eat me!), I love all things that most conservative Christian teen girls love. Here is a list:

Books

Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice, Emma, and Mansfield Park were the best, and I CANNOT, for the life of me, get through Northanger Abbey), Charlotte and Emily Bronte (Jane Eyre was better overall, but there are certain sections in Wuthering Heights that are so profound), CS Lewis--all of it! He is one of my role models! Harry Potter, of course!, Lord of the Rings (Eowyn is my hero), Gone with the Wind (yes, it's sooooooo racist. But that does not detract from the great plotting and characters. It makes the book what it is), The Phantom of the Opera, Macbeth, Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, Bridget Jones's Diary, The Scarlet Pimpernel, To Kill a Mockingbird, Horatio Hornblower

Musicals

Phantom of the Opera, but only the show. The movie SUCKED. (I am going to be Christine Daae one day, I promise! I can hit a double high e flat! I'm almost there!), The Sound of Music (Julie Andrews has been my role model since I was about six), The Music Man, West Side Story, My Fair Lady, Singin' in the Rain, Dreamgirls, Oklahoma, 1776, South Pacific, and Amadeus (is that technically a musical?)

And why have I said neither Rent nor Wicked? Because Wicked, though good, is overrated. I mean some of the lyrics are so cheap. "Somehow I've fallen under your spell/and somehow I'm feeling it's up that I fell!) Pur-leez! And REnt..well, I can't exactly endorse in good conscience anything that glorifies homosexuality (so shoot me, I'm v. conservative. No more story for you.)

oh, yeah, I'm an opera person too.

There's a LOT of other strange things about me (apart from being a Christian and a Republican, I mean) BUT I'd rather you read my story! (soon to be stories, I promise!)

Three final things:

REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW. They make me feel loved. Correct my spelling and grammar, too.

Go read CS Lewis.

AND

a quote

"The mere habit of learning to love is the thing" -Jane Austen

or two

"If you are a conservative under thirty you no have heart, if you are a liberal over thirty you have no brains"

Winston Churchill

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, its too dark too see."

Groucho Marx

"Tomorrow is another day!"

Scarlett O'Hara

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Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
My Fair Lady Ascot to Brighton by Teacher on Toast reviews
In the musical and the play, Eliza gives Higgins back the ring he allegedly got her from Brighton before she leaves him. But how did this come about, exactly, and what happened in this unexplained six weeks between Ascot and the Embassy Ball? COMPLETE
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Complete
Musicals in a Minute by The Lark reviews
Your favorite musicals, ultracondensed.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007
Pemberley Ranch (Long Branch – a story of Texas) by jvcla25 reviews
A re-imagining of Pride & Prejudice, set in post Civil War Texas. P&P, Western. COMPLETE
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Unreadable by Badr reviews
Darcy finds that he cannot read Elizabeth, and it vexes him to no end. Based on the most recent film adaptation. One shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
The Night Before Tomorrow by PrincessAlica reviews
He was only upstairs and down the hallway, and Scarlett wants one more night, a single night to be held in his arms. THis story begins the moment Gone With the Wind Ends. It offers a chance for Rhett and Scarlett to heal, and a chance to find somehting new. Book centric, not movie- centric! Thanks for reading!
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,085 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Scarlett O., Rhett B. - Complete
Fairy Tale Romance by hansolofan reviews
Emma. Mr Knightley knows that finally, after all they had gone through, he has his happy ending. Please R & R!
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Room & Board by ColorOfAngels reviews
What if instead of being arrested in Altanta, Rhett escaped and took refuge at Tara?
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,148 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 2/5/2006
The Likes of You and the Likes of Me by Alydia Rackham reviews
Sequel to My Fair Lady. What happened the day Eliza came back to Henry Higgins? Certainly things could not be the same as they were before...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Between Fidel Castro and You by Calais reviews
A fantastic, lovely story with modern twist. An unwilling Elizabeth the teacher and Darcy the shipping heir meet...will they ever get over their pride? Probably not. ....Must review.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,662 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
Hamlet For Morons by Jamie August reviews
It's Hamlet like Shakespeare never imagined! I'm sure to be struck down by a lightningbolt. FINALLY UPDATED! The actors are here and the play's the thing! Be very afraid. . .
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,389 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 3/18/2004
The Three Colonels by jvcla25 reviews
The Hundred Days Campaign and the Battle of Waterloo changes the lives of Colonels Fitzwilliam & Brandon, as well as Marianne Brandon, Anne de Bourgh and Caroline Bingley. A cornucopia of guest stars both fictional and historical. P&P S&S COMPLETE
Crossover - Pride and Prejudice & Sense and Sensibility - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/22/2002