Hiyas!
IDIOTS, TROLLS, AND FLAMERS ARE NOT WELCOME! YOU SHALL BE IGNORED!

Name:Tesumi-chan101 (not giving out my real name)

Gender:Female

About me:I enjoy reading stories from fanfic including Naruto,Bleach,FullMetal Achemist,Hannah Montana (sorta) and lots of other things!I love listening to music,reading fanfics and writing(isn't it obvious,if I hated I writing things I wouldn't even be here or writing this).

Hobbies:Designing,reading fanfics,Anime,writing.

Fav couples from Naruto-

SasuXSaku

NaruXHina

NejiXTen

InoXKiba (I only like this couple because Ino can't have Shika)
ShikaXTema

Hate:Yuri,Yoai,Cheaters,Liars,People who pretend to be your freind when they REALLY aren't.

Birthday:9/27

Do Naruto!

Ramen for breakfast,lunch and dinner.

Stick your hand in a electric box and scream chordi as you pass out

Roll your eyes behind your back and scream Byakugan

Dye your head pink,yellow black and try to run up a tree

Trade your hat for a forehead protector

Claim that you are going to going to kill your friend for a better sharingan

Copy someones every move and claim it's your bloodline

Graduate high school and call yourself Anbu

List Anubu on a job application

Call your moral coad your ninja way

When running run with your arms behind you

Try to walk on a hot spring

When someone asks what's your dream say it's to become the hogage

Write your name in blood in a big scroll

Take a leave of an absence for 2 1/2 years and when you come back pretend your cooler and smarter

Dye your head red and carry bags of sand with you

Carve the hogage faces in a moutain

Name your dog Akamaru of Pakkun

Always where sunglasses and carry bugs in your pockets

Get red contacts and claim your from the Uchiha bloodline

Always wear green skintight clothes

Do something stupid and claim your were controlled by Shadow possesion jetsu

Dye your head gray and spy on girls

Collect frogs and claim yourself a toad sage.

NEWS SECECTION!

I will not be updating as much or writing since of school and my homework :( . SO SORRY~!

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If you cried when Choji almost died trying to save Sasuke, copy and paste into your profile. (YUP)

If you cried when Neji almost died trying to save Sasuke, copy and paste into your profile. (yes..)

If you have used the Thousand Years of Death on someone, copy and paste into your profile. (yuppers alot of people)

If you absolutely LOVE Naruto, copy and paste into your profile. (HELL YEAH)

If you love all/almost all Naruto characters, copy and paste into your profile. (i love all exept Orochimaru and anyone from the sound)

If you think Kakashi looks hotter and more mysterious with his mask ON, copy and paste into your profile. (HELL YEAH but sometimes)

If you like the Sharingan wielders on Naruto (Kakashi, Itachi, Obito, Sasuke), copy and paste into your profile. (yuppers)

If you absolutely LOVE Naruto, copy and paste into your profile. (I"m a naruto freak)

If you like the pairing GaaHina, and don't care what others think, copy and paste into your profile.(kinda but it never happen T_T)

If you believe that Tobi is really Obito, copy and paste into your profile. (Yeah but I WILL FIND PROOF ONE DAY)

If you like Sakura Haruno a lot, and you think the bashing on her needs to stop, copy and paste and add your name to the list!: Sand Siblings Rule,MidnightAngelTesumi

If you've ever burst out laughing in a completely silent room, copy and paste into your profile. (yea)

If you've ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it, copy and paste into your profile. (Yeah,I was drawling Hinata XD)

If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Sand Siblings Rule,MidnightAngelTesumi

If you have ever tried slamming a revolving door, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yup it was herlauous)

If you're a girl gamer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name!: Sand Siblings Rule,MidnightMisstressTesumi

If you are in love, copy and paste this into your profile. (yea sorta blushes a crismon red but i wont tell anyone MWAHAHA)

If you hang out with the guys even though you're a girl, copy and paste! (Yup)

If you are completely random, copy and paste this on to your profile. (HELL YA!WATCH OUT I MIGHT SEND A RANDOM FUNNY REVIEW WHEEEE!lol.I told I'm completely random!)

random coner:

You know you live in the year 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
he hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Thats all my postings for now!More coming out soon!

-MidnightMisstressTesumi

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile (yup tons and tons of times)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile(long time ago and the thing i was obsessed with was CHOCLATE)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (yup)

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile. (Yeah,but my eyes were tied in a thick scarf)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile(Yeah lots of times)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, or air copy and paste this into your profile.(Never happened but might)

If you have your own inner self,copy and paste this on your profile. (I do here voices in my head I think its my inner self)

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (yep,-thinks- can't remeber how many but it was lots

IF YOU HAVE NEVER GOTTEN IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (I never got in trouble but only one time when I called this guy a jerk...)

IF YOUR PRIDE GETS IN THE WAY OF YOUR DECISIONS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (once it happened)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's and yeah I think they should,the commericals are getting stupider everuday)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (YES I HATE THEM)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (Yep)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.(Yeah)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.( only once)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101,purpleface14,Tesumi-chan101

Yoai couples and them other gay parings are UGH!... it's disgusting! O_o; YUCKY!

BUT! If I had to answer "What's your favourite Yaoi/Yuri couple?" I'd yell "YOU SHUT THE (consured) UP I HATE YOAI!"

If you ever banged your head on a table for no reason,copy and paste this on your profile (yeah mutiplues of times)

you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.(yeah)

If you don't believe life is fair sht.copy and paste this into your profile. (sometimes)

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.(HELL YEAH)

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile(ONCE)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. (Yeah)

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile(YEAH WHOOOOT! Ooops to random ,TOLD YA)

Now no more If's but more to be added soon!Now some other postings:

FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BEST FREINDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FREINDS: Call your parents mum and dad.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FREINDS:Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fed up...but that sht was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FREINDS: Tell you to harden up.
FREINDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FREINDS:Keep your sht so long they forget it's yours.
FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
BEST FREINDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BEST FREINDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BEST FREINDS: Walk right in and yell "I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BEST FREINDS: Are for life.

That was fun typing lol.Now for some more other postings

1. Gaara

2. Sakura

3. Hidan

4. Sasori

5. Tobi

6. Deidara

7. Itachi

8. Naruto

9. Kakashi

10. Kiba

11. Sasuke

12. Suigetsu

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, and I don't plan to- Yaoi is disgusting.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

He's friggin' hot...REALLY HOT!

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Eww! Yaoi?!

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, KakaSaku!! I read mutiplues but check out "The night we are alone" its a good one.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

CHA!! DeiSaku is SMEXY!! (Even I pefer SasuXSaku but this paring is cute too)

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Uhh... none... coughcough YAOI cough

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Itachi will take Sakura (coughcoughJEALOUSMUCHcough) and Suigetsu will start a battle with Sakura until she gets bored and goes to TobiXD.

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Akamaru bites Hidan in you-know what and then he yells you-know-what and the fights are just the start.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

yeah but GaaNaru sucks... YAOI MUCH!!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Itachi hurts Suigetsu and of course Suigetsu gets hurt. d'oh XD

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?
Yeah a couple and even make fics of him!

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

Yeah TO MANY TO NAME!But heres 2: Tally Mai-chan and Miwa san

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I would!! TobixSakuxSaso would be awesome!!

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

AKAMARU AND KIBA, DON' SPY ON ME!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"What Hurts the most" by Rascal Flatts (and Cascada version)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Very suckish and YAOI!!In fact I delete it.

Couple minutes later:

Some YAOI FAN:WHERE THE FK IS THAT FIC

Me:Dealted

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Arf, Hot Dawg!!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

NaruSaku sucks nuts!NaruXHina and SasuXSaku is more like it.

20) How emo is Seven?

VERY emo and kinda cute

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

This Is A Little Test.

1. Are you in love?

No.

2. If so, what is their name?

HEY I SAID NO IN NUMA 1

3. Do you like yaoi?

NEVA'

4. Do you like yuri?

HELL NO

5. What month were you born?

September

6. Who is your favorite male Naruto character?

Naruto Uzmaki,Kiba, Gaara Of the sand,And tons of others

7. Who is your favorite female Naruto character?

Hinata Hyuga,Temari of the sand and Sakura Haurno andddd lots of others

8. Do you like hentai?

NEVA'.

9. Are you a girl or a boy? A girl!

10. Do you like InuYasha or Naruto better?

Naruto!

11. Do you like Bleach or Naruto better?

That's a hard one... BUT GOTTA SAY NARUTO!

12. Are your parents together or divorced?

Together.

13. Do you like Sasuke Uchiha?

Sometimes...

14. Did you answer all the questions honestly?

Of course I did! :D Why would I lie?

N - NEVER GIVING UP

A - AWESOME TECHNIQUES

R- RAMEN 24/7

U - UNDERSTANDING PEOPLES PROBLEMS

T- TRUSTWORHTY FRIEND

O- OVERCOMING ANYTHING

I didn't write this don't give me credit for it,I copyed and pasted from a random profile (Remeber when I said that I go to numberess fics?I go on their profiles too and thought this is cool to paste to my profile.

USERNAMES ON DIFFRENT WEBSITES

You can add me as a friend if you want these are my usernames for the sites that I have a username on(just say ur from FF.net or something)...:

My Youtube account:Ami121518 (currently on 24/7 but no videos made yet)

Email:Only giving this out to people who are close to me,but none yet.

Gaia Online:lady_tsunade532159..but I don't go on anymore.

AQ worlds:Tesumi Takashi

Chobots:tesumi (I'm on here because my freind plays it and she moved away so we talk to each other there)

and if there are any other sites that you have a Username on and if your wondering if I have one Just tell me and I can make an account on that site and add you as a friend!=)

Story Status

Love Story- Complete

The Great Escape-I'm deleting this for a good reason.I read over it and I don't like the story plus not alot reviews...Why should I leave out a story I'm not willing to update.

Mission Inpossible!Operation:Blackmail- Complete :P

Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!)))

Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter

Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai

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Author Suggestions:

Boejangles-I read her fic Racing Death and scared the living crap out of me and had nightmares for days

Grin-chan-She is truely an amazing author!I loved her fic Konahas Singing Compeition and her other storys

Tally Mai-chan- An creative author!Her storys are sooooooo funny!I suggest to read The Neji Files and The Neji Files 2 and Tally Mai's-chans button of awesomeness

Mike299-Awesome fanfics if you love NaruIno

Miwa San-Love the fics!Lots of detail

Meje2-I loved her fic The perveted Prank it was awesome!

Spirterx-Her story The Akatsuki's Daughter wasssss soo awesome!Lots of humor and some romance in her storys.

Choclate random pie10-her story Naruto Chat:Anyone Allowed was awesome espically for OCs XD

Thats all of my suggestions for now but shall add more later on

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile.

The song below is a thing I made sometime ago,and goes the tune Barbie is a Bitch.

Karin is a slutty witch,
She is just a bitch.
I really hate her,
Who the hell would date her?

Sasuke’s such an ass,
The boy that girls harass.
Sakura’s like whatever,
They really need to get together.

Karin is such a bitch and I wanna scratch her eyes out!
OOH~! xDD~!

Saku’s dreamed about him,
As best friends forever.
That he would stay,
And they’d live together.

But Karin is a slut,
With that shitty fatass butt.
And can’t keep herself from the Uchiha…

EWW!

Like I said…it’s freaky…
Damn the fucking slut is irritating me!
Ooh…

Karin's a slutty witch,
She is just a f'ing bitch.
I really hate her,
Who the hell would date her?

Sasuke’s a huge retard,
To leave for one gay bastard!
What a stupid jerk, living with people as dirt!

When I see him, I will knee him.
OOH~!
When I see that bitch I will kill her~!
And I’ll punch her and I crunch her!

MWHAHAHA~!

HEY~! Look over there!
What Kimi-chan?
If it isn’t that bitch without the bastard and the shitty ass Hebi~! (Not that Hebi would ever come to her xD~!)

Hey Karin, over here!
We have something for you!

-intiate blood scene with her screaming-

YOU HOOKER! YOU SLUT! I HATE YOU!!

DIE!

SCRATCH HER EYES OUT!

GO TO HELL!

MWAHAHAHA!

HOLD HER DOWN!

Let’s get outta here!

-SasuSaku fans run off and give middle finger-

Meanwhile…
Sakura and Sasuke were confessing their love for each other and shared a sweet kiss and we cheer smirking at the dead Karin.

Now here's something I wrote as a spur of the moment kinda thing.(it has to do with Karin hate, and it goes to the tune of the Barney song) Copy and Paste if you agree.

I hate her, she hates me.

Let's tie Karin to a tree

With a great big shotgun, blow off her head.

Blow the trigger there she goes

Meanwhile, the SasuSaku fans watch as the two lovers finally kiss.

If you believe that SasuSaku is the only way to go, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

What Sasuke's name really means :)
Say 'hn' when you have nothing else to say
Attends to his hair's needs everyday
Sucker for Sakura
Uchihass
Kills Itachi because Itachi is more prettier than him
Extreme stupidness because he left the village

What Neji's name really means :)
Nobody loves him except for Tenten
Everyone's fag
Jacks people's hairbrushes
In a Desnity World

What Naruto's name really means :)
Naruhina fan
Always asks for more ramen
Ramen eating master
U suck Sasuke-teme
Too hot for Orochimaru or Itachi
Owns too much

What Shikamaru's name really means :)
Say that 'troublesome' is your new favorite word
Has a pineapple shaped head
Is always bored
Kill-joy
A smart ass
Moves to Temari-chans home because they got married
A lazy guy
Ruler of shadows
Uses Chouji for protection

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

Are you a Naruto Yaoi or hentai fan?

None

Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Not yet but planning

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

A blue dress thing,Hinata's coat,black T-shirt,pink dress like SAKURA'S

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Neji,or somebody that I'm nit syre yet

7. Naru/Hina or Kiba/Hina?

NaruXHINAT!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SASUSAKU

9. Which team is your favourite?

The Akatsuki,Team Kurenai,Team Kakasho,Team Gai and Team Asuma

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

A bit

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

FUCK NO

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

MM Lets see..All OF THEM RIGHT GUYS?

Akatsuki:YUP!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Both!

I h8te him for leaving the Village but Pro-Sasuke is because he supports the whole anime

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

No almost on Shippuden.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

almost!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Not sure.

17. Sub or dub?

BOTH!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro-Sakura.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Funny

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Duh... Tobi is a "good boy"

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

O_o he's not sexy or ugly nerd so none I guess.His label is 'Youthful'

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Itachi,Sasuke and mabye Gaara

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

both and funny when with Gai

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Whats an OOC?

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

HELL YESH

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

YESH

27. Do you like lemons?

I don't know and don't give a shit.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Not at all.Clueless

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

No

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

YUP! it's funny and awesome

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yup.All of my freinds and a class.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yes... and YESH

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

One time it was HALLRIOUS

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

A bit.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Kinda of T_T BUT TOTALLY WORTH IT :D

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

I don't know mabye no.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

HELL NO ITS PEIN or Madara I can't firgure it out :Sweatdrop:

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Yes I do. I have way too many to count. sine i get bored really easily

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

I'm not sure

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yup.Tesumi :D

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

HELL YEAH (can't tell if it's a good thing or bad)

Summarys For my Poll:

Party Night-Everyone is invited to Sakura's Sleepover but whats gonna happen?OCs included!!

Breakaway- Tesumi and Hinata are best freinds and lives in the village hidden in the snow.Both of their dads look down on them,as a disgrace.One night they decided to run away,Together.What can happen?

Prom Night-Everyone is at the prom and luckily Deidara-Sampai bought the Karoke Machine!We're in the leaf village,all of us Akatsuki members.We decided to disguse ourselves and go to them prom DUN DUN DUN.Oh crap Hidan is going to chase me for pulling that prank... gulps and starts to run (BTW the summary is told in the POV of Tobi)

Behind These Hazel Eyes-Tesumi has a misery past.Her life was diffrent,and she was diffrent.Girls,Sensei's and Hogages (Or Kazakges) are scared of her while boys love her for her looks and power.Tesumi hates that day the Nine-Tailed Wolf was sealed in her...

Too bad Sakura I got him First-Ino is happy that she got Sasuke but someone Isn't and guess who it is?SAKU ISNT HAPPY what will she do?Will Sasuke and Ino stay together or will Sasuke fall for Saku and go out with her XD

Too Bad TenTen I got him first!- Karen (Not Karin from Naruto its an OC that I made up named after a girl I hate! Sorry to anyone that has that name.) got Neji First and is glad.But Tenten isn't happy...not one bit.Will Karen/Neji last? Or will Ten/Neji will over rule?

A Thousand Miles- Tesumi will walk a thousand miles for a cerent someone!But who!?Songfic!

Konaha High-Naruto High school Style =)

Sorry- Sakura used to go out with Gaara,but what made them fall apart? Slight Saku/Gaara and Sasu/Saku.

Kidnapped Rewritten- Sakura,Tenten,Ino,Tesumi and Hinata is kidnapped by the Akatsuki!Why did they kidnap a bunch of genin girls?

He's mine Ino, BACK OFF- Tesumi has a crush on Samaru and he has a crush on her.They fell for each other and is going out,everybody says they were aubostely met to be with each other.But they're is a girl who set her eyes on Samaru AND she gets whatever she wants!What will happen?