Hello there, fanfictioner!

I'm known as the doodle queen. welcome to my weird, awesome, and occasionally cheesy profile. Please enjoy your stay.

Can I interest you in a virtual Tollhouse cookie?

haha. just kidding. Here are some questions about me...

1) Have you ever been asked out?
No. Lol, sadness :(

2) Where did you get your default picture?

I don't have one yet, but when i find one, it will be EPIC.

3) What's your middle name?

Olivia.

4) Your current relationship status?
Single. Hear that, boys? ;)

5) Does your crush like you back?
Um... I don't have a crush. Unless a fictional character counts?

6) What is your current mood?

Bored as FUCK!

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
They're white with little rainbow gaming controllers on them.

Is anyone else suspicious that a pedophile wrote this question?

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Grey.

9) Missing something?
Not that i know of, but probably. :)

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
The fact that i asked out a COMPLETE ASSHOLE. Dylan, I'm looking at you.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A fox or a raven.

12) Ever had a near death experience?
I once had a tragic tennis accident in which I broke my wrist. Does that count?

13) Something you do a lot?
Draw. On EVERYTHING.

14) The song stuck in your head?

Thrift Shop by Mackelmore.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
The Queen of Air and Darkness.

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Um...

17) When was the last time you cried?
... Last month?

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes. It was TERRIFYING!!!!!!!

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Being able to read someone's mind. (PSYCHIC, BITCHES!)

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Hair. If you look like Justin Beiber, I will not date you.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Anything with sugar and caffeine.

22) What's your biggest secret?

Nice try.

23) Favorite color?
Blue.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
iCarly. I'M NOT ASHAMED!!!!

25) What are you?
Um. hybrid, perhaps?

26) Do you speak any other language?
I can hold the shittiest Spanish conversation ever...

27) What's your favorite smell?

The smell of spring, you know, flowers, damp soil, freshness.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
How about MAGICAL!!!!

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
No, and to me it seems as though i would feel like I'm drowning.

Kissing in fog seems much more inviting.

30) What are you thinking about right now?
The plural of 'sheep' should be 'shoop'.

31) What should you be doing?
Homework... :3

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My mother.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

HELL no!

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Something pretty... Cunningham, perhaps?

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Well, i will cease all activity that makes me appear to be an intelligent human being.

Like, say, speaking.

36) What is your natural hair color?
Blonde. It's too gold to be yellow and too yellow to be gold. it's FAN-BLIPPING-TASTIC. :3

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
My mother.

Well, there it is! Now for some of my favorite quotes:

The moment when you finish a book, look around, and see everyone carrying on with their lives as though you didn't just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.

When someone asks if they can borrow my book, at first I'm happy they read the stuff I like. Then I'm scared they'll hurt my baby.

"Like, I just wanna read books, make art, and find someone who likes me enough to kiss my face."

"Watch where you leave your victims! I stubbed my toe on that." -the Amulet of Samarkand, Jonathan Stroud.

"So many books... so little time." -Frank Zappa

"Tut. Don't get yourself worked into a snit, pseudo elf." (Morpheus)Splintered, A.G. Howard

"We've got to stop saying, "How stupid can you be?". Too many people are taking it as a challenge."

"Never say goodbye, because saying goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting."- Peter Pan