A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile

If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this in your profile! ( I run into A LOT of trees)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, put this in your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that stupid Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondred what you're like in another dimension, copy & paste this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you've ever had that happen to you copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever read a moronic story, enjoyed it, and ran off to write your own, copy & paste this into your profile

If you are insane and proud of it, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you don't care that watching cartoons is considered immature, copy & paste this into your profile

92 percent of the teenage poulation would die if Abercrombie or Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this inn your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing. like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked into a window copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

One of my favorite characters is a character that no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character that no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 98 Whom has not died, commited murder, rape, or become a burnt out druggie hooked on meth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happenes when you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?