Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.

The characters of Pokémon have been paired off with some strange people and/or Pokémon, but how do they really feel about it? Well, here's their first-hand accounts! Watch them go through their own shipping lists with mostly humorous responses! What could possibly go wrong? - Currently updating old chapters; May 5 - Skyla, Max and Trip / May 8 - Volkner, Black and Bianca (Bel)

Adaptation from the Ru/Sa/Em games. This is a story about a boy, a girl, and a journey. I'm deadly serious.