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Joined 01-22-13, id: 4500042, Profile Updated: 06-26-18

Currently not planning on writing anything here, I'm the silent lurking type. I might review sometimes. Maybe...

I'm a Christian, so I will not read slash fics if they are labeled as such. Sorry if that offends you, but that's just how I am.

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you living it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to repost this, he will try and discourage you. We just defeated him.

3/30/2015:

Currently cleaning out my profile's Favorites. Sorry if I un-favorite your fic, nothing personal. ;)

Welcome to the odd place known as Not a Guest 22's Profile! Obviously I'm here because I read/played/watched something that ended(or didn't) and I wasn't satisfied. So I came here, where my thirst for fiction can (hopefully) be quenched.

(Actually, it's made it worse. ;) )

Pairings I enjoy

BBC's Merlin

Arthur/Gwen

Merlin/Morgana

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Percy/Annabeth

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Klaus/Isadora

Spyro the Dragon

Spyro/Cynder

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The Journey Home by NewLegend1 reviews
Settings may change, but conflict doesn't. Young Spyro finds himself in a world once inhabited by Humans, now left abandoned to dragons. Destroyed long ago in a war, only Humanity's ruins remain. Spyro's world is turned upside down when a mysterious group of creatures arrives in his hometown- humans. They're looking for something, but what? Alternate universe, M for violence.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 308,498 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Spyro, Sparx, Flame, Cynder
Her Knight in Shining Armor by ThatKidFromSchool reviews
"You shall be rewarded a position in the royal household. You shall become a knight of Camelot." AU Merlin/Morgana
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,698 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 7/22/2015 - [Merlin, Morgana] [Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere] - Complete
Time after Time by AshenEclipse reviews
If you're lost you can look and you will find me... Time after time... If you fall I will catch you, I will be waiting... Time after time... (A Mergana drabble collection)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2015 - [Merlin, Morgana] - Complete
The Most Important Sacrifices by Aria Taylor reviews
Percy Jackson steals. His three-year-old half-sister is sick and only the medicine he steals is keeping her alive. When his parents' money runs out and he gets close to getting caught, he pulls his greatest heist ever: the princess. Annabeth Chase rebels. Her parents drown her in suitors, and she hates every single one. Her latest suitor could be the one...until he kidnaps her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 166,054 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Speaking Up by Ihearbookscalling reviews
Merlin gets a little frustrated at Morgana when her schemes attempt to break up Arthur and Gwen. Really Gaius is much to be pitied. My attempt at a crack!fic.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/11/2015 - [Merlin, Morgana] The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah, Gaius - Complete
And Merlin Burned by Jae's Stories reviews
'If the reveal went horribly wrong'. Warning for character death, angst, maybe OOC in some places.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Merlin - Complete
Out of Darkness by MildeAmasoj reviews
Merlin was caught by the Sarrum and thrown in the same well where Morgana had been for the past three months. Two months later, Morgana wonders how she can at the same time hate a man so much, but still trust him so blindly. AU set between season 4 and 5! Pre-Merlin/Morgana. Rated T for violence and torture (not between Merlin and Morgana, though). Further warnings in each chapter.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,007 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Merlin, Morgana] Aithusa - Complete
I Want You Back by Blade of Justice reviews
If one's Accessory is taken by an enemy Panopticon, is it really worth getting upset over? It's not like they can't be replaced. After all... They're only machines.
Freedom Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Protagonist, Accessory - Complete
I Will No Other to Follow Me Where I'm Going by arthurpendrag0nnn reviews
The guards in the higher towers have additional training - in talking jumpers down from ledges if need be. One particular guard has, for several years, seen the same boy come up to his tower on & off, sometimes not showing up for months and other times coming up days at a time. Ever since Prince Arthur took Camelot, the boy has been coming up almost every night. TW: SUICIDE
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Merlin, Arthur
The Nanny and The Butler by Sliverloc303 reviews
Annabeth is hired as the nanny to the infamous Grace children; Jason, Katie, Leo and Hazel. They are lost and angry, while the parents are never around, making Annabeth's job anything but easy. Thankfully, she has Percy-the wisecracking butler- at her side. But old secrets are knocking at the door and Percy and Annabeth have to protect the kids they have come to care so much about.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Fomorroh's Poison by Pongo0614 reviews
What happens if the Fomorroh had side effects that Gaius didn't know of? What if it had a poison which reacts to magic, powerful magic? What happens if they never leave their master, or in Merlin case mistress? Dark!Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,490 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Morgana, Merlin, Agravaine - Complete
Darkness to Your Light by bookworm1517 reviews
Set after season 2 episode 12. Merlin contemplates his actions in poisoning Morgana with some help from Gaius and Kilgharrah. Slightly AU since Merlin hasn't released the dragon. Written for the Mergana Prompt Party on Tumblr.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Morgana, Merlin, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah, Gaius - Complete
How To Feel Alive by MISS.SUNNYBAUDELAIRE reviews
Klaus sighed. "Come on, Isadora. Take in the moment around you and feel it. I mean really feel it." Just a one-shot about two normal kids with not-so-normal problems sitting on a roof.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Klaus B., Isadora Q. - Complete
Okay, Full Disclosure? by Eidolon02 reviews
(FINAL EPISODE SPOILERS) Merlin gets his totally awesome destiny laid out in full ahead of time.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Merlin, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah - Complete
Surrender Or Run by VentXekart reviews
This is a revised copy of a short I posted up on BZPower a long time ago. It's a little story told from the point-of-view of one of the Vahki drones of Metru Nui.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Vahki, The Rahkshi - Complete
Dragonfasting by ebhg reviews
Aithusa's actions in Sword in the Stone pt 2 have drastic and far-reaching consequences, though not what anyone would have guessed. "Was it possible to foster such a great love from the seeds of redemption and forgiveness?" Mergana/Arwen
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,984 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Your Cousin is Evil by Charged Lightning reviews
Sir Leon can't help but notice the uncomfortable exchanges between the new visitor and Merlin. It is time to bring this to Arthur's attention. Post season 4. Crack. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Leon - Complete
Camelot's Walls Aren't Sound Proof by PartlyInsaneEvilKitty reviews
Gaius and Merlin do have neighbors. And the guards aren't deaf, just incompetent.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Merlin, Gaius - Complete
Emrys Revealed by Volcanic Plug reviews
Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 398 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin - Complete
The Witch that wouldn't leave by Unicornkatt reviews
Uther finds himself playing host to a witch that he cant get rid of. Very OC.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Uther - Complete
as if you have a choice by brickroad16 reviews
Merlin's encounter with the lamia makes him reconsider his relationship with someone very similar, and very important. M/M. Spoilers for 4.08, then AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Badgering Arthur by SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch reviews
" 'Because it's MERLIN' is what he wants to say. However, Morgana has a look on her face more fearsome than any monster he's ever defeated." The High King is the lone voice of reason in the face of an outrageous proposal. Arthur-centric Merlin/Morgana.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
I Like Oatmeal by Onee-san reviews
Ever wonder why the Knights never seem to catch on to Merlin and his spell casting? Well this is my take on it. Just a short little crack fic.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
What's In A Name? by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
"We're guards, aren't we?" "What's your point?" "Don't you think we should be guarding the dungeons?" An explanation as to why the guards never seem to be doing any actual guarding.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
How to Restore the Balance of Nature by Bundibird reviews
Inspired by Colin and Bradley's Video Diaries. There's a spider in Arthur's bath, and it's up to the Prince to deal with it and restore the balance of nature. Borderline crackfic. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Same Old Story by Kitty O reviews
Ho-hum. Normal day in Camelot; Merlin's been accused of sorcery. Again. Uther reflects on every other time Merlin has been arrested and resists the urge to pull his hair out. Ficlet. Do you think the king's an idiot?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 109 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, How to Drive Merlin Completely and Utterly Mad. Gwaine finds out about Merlin's magic and Merlin ponders the moral implications of turning friends into toads.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 257 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Birthday Suprises by fortheloveofcamelot reviews
It's Merlin's birthday! Not that he would remember... And there are some suprises in store that no one would expect.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Tears of an Oracle by Riverstyxx reviews
The death of Malefor should have begun a new age of peace. Three search parties, including Spyro and Cynder, are sent out to uncover any dragon populations that remain in hiding. All seems well, until one of the search parties fails to return...
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 214,234 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - [Spyro, Cynder] [Ember, Flame] - Complete
Destiny's a Good Excuse by pancakesareyummy reviews
Drabble and some conversations where destiny's just an excuse. Light drabble. Please R&R! Later chapters might be added if people want me to continue.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Merlin, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah - Complete
BEHEAD HIM by Myth Queen reviews
Uther's reaction to finding out about Merlin's magic, plus other revalations. Morgana/Merlin, Arthur/Gwen. *I take no resposability for any loss of mental facilties that readers may experince in response to reading this crackfic. Written pre-Season 3
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Uther - Complete
Familiar Quotations by mediumrawr reviews
But north of Vallum Aelium there were none of Arthur's people. That land, where the forgotten arts were remembered, belonged still to the Druids, and there was no love lost between the Druids and the Pendragon clan. Merlin/Morgana.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,595 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete