"I knew you'd understand! That's why you were my instinctive choice as a significant other," Alex happily declared. John felt a flicker of annoyance that once again, Alexander unapologetically took whatever he want without considering others, but the irritation was quickly washed away by the excited puppy-dog look on Alex's face. or: that fake-dating au, minus the fake part.

On August 27th, 1782 Lieutenant Colonel John Laurens does not die; he lives.

AU/AO: [HG/SS] What-if Story. Hermione Granger gets erased due to a badly phrased, vague, and bitter wish. She is Hermione Granger no more. Now, thanks to Ron, she is Hermione Ankaa Black, sister of Sirius & Regulus Black, & member of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Now what is she going to do? Multiple pairings in later chapters, and JP starts out as a rampaging jerk.

Love is sweet and brutal. Naruto licks the blood from the torn flesh of his lips and braces for the jabs that come one right after the other, from all directions, like little needles piercing his skin.

Will gets letters from Hannibal. Hannibal sends love letters and thinks Will isn't getting them. Alana lied to Hannibal and never sent his first letter but told him that Will didn't want more of them. A pissed off orderly decides to send the letters despite Alana's orders to shred them all. Will decides to break Hannibal out when the letters become too sweet. A/N: Murder Husbands!

The dark desires of Will Graham's mind emerge long before the killing of Garrett Jacob Hobbs, and by the time he comes into contact with Dr. Hannibal Lecter, the suppressed cravings within him are more than ready to be ignited. AU. Dark!Will. Eventual Hannigram. Warnings inside.

Complete. In post-war England, Severus Snape has one responsibility left: the shell of a woman in St. Mungo's. Who is she, and why does he visit every day? AU. HG/SS. Marriage Law.

How Kirk Slowly Endears Himself to His Crew by Becoming a Human Punching Bag, Plunging off a 300 Foot Cliff, Getting Crushed by a Giant Ass Pipe, Nearly Getting Blown to Itty Bitty Bits, and Suffocating Because of His Own Medically Inept Body. (Although, not necessarily in that order.) Or five times Kirk puts his crew before himself and one time they return the favor.

Hannibal's taken from his cell to meet his mate, who's in heat. At the end of their conjugal visit Will tells Hannibal something that makes the doctor realise that his escape must happen sooner rather than later. Omegaverse! See other warnings inside.

Harry is visiting Florence, Italy, when he runs into an unexpected person. They decide to explore the city together and by the end of the night, everything that Harry thought he knew had changed.

Will misses his scheduled appointment and Hannibal visits Wolf Trap to see what's keeping his favorite not-patient from visiting his office. When he comes by Will's house expecting to find the assumed Beta curled in bed sick he's caught off guard by the thick musk of hormones attacking his olfactory telling him of an unexpected Omega in heat. A/B/O Story. SEQUEL- Framing The Ripper

Will goes to a string shop to talk to its owner about his piano. He meets a very interesting person there instead. Not Beta Read. M/M Rated for violence. Dark Will. Serial Killer AU set in Fromage.

Alpha/Omega verse AU with Hannibal and Will. Will is on the action block after being outed as an omega. Hannibal buys him for reasons. Hilarity, feels, cannibalism, and the monkey shit show that is Hannigram ensues. NO MPREG M/M Rated M cause come on, it's an Alpha/Omega AU. There is obviously going to be smex in later chapters so get in the van, loser. We're reading porn. COMPLETE

A cooking show AU. Will is suckered in to judge a popular cooking show by Alana. He meets Hannibal there. Stuff happens. Not Beta Read M/M Rated T for eating people and language.

Will figures it out. He doesn't handle it well. Hannibal is Hannibal. Oh and there is quotes from Hamlet cause CULTURE. Not Beta Read M/M

Pocket Will story because of reasons. Will wakes up one morning to find out that he is now six inches tall. Crack. M/M Not Beta Read. Adding more to this. It's now ongoing.

John brings home a puppy.

In which Legolas is stricken with a longing for Aragorn, and feels himself begin to fade. [AraLas] Two-Shot.

Small story about Will dealing with his empathy and how that benefits Hannibal. Not Beta Read M/M Hannigram Rated T for graphic crime scene

Hannibal wakes up in a hospital with no memory of how he got there. WARNING-MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH Not a happy story. Get ready to cry... not beta read M/M

In which Hannibal shamelessly charms his way into Will's mind, feelings, and pants, all in the same night. [Hannigram]

An alpha/omega thing for Supernatural. Castiel and Gabriel are omegas who can't find mates. Guess who shows up to fix that problem? Not beta read and no m-preg. Look, I know the summary is shit but I'm tired and have to go to work. Just read it. Destiel is the main pairing with some Sabriel along for the ride. M/M Angel AU. Everyone is an angel.

AU: Harvey doesn't normally date cashiers, but he can make an exception for Mike. [Harvey/Mike]

Crossover with Sherlock(BBC tv version) and Hannibal. Loosely based on how the fandoms react to one another. Long story short- Sherlock doesn't want to play with Hannibal. Not beta read. Pre and post season finale of Hannibal. Some Spoilers Pre and Post Reichenbach

Hannibal is put in an awkward situation. Will is amused. Slander against snack food as well. Crack/ fluff M/M

Another hannigram story for my series. A small conversation between the two inspired by the episode "Sorbet" and Will's dialogue within that episode. NOT BETA READ, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED M/M

Will figures the truth out over dinner. Hilarity ensues. M/M Crack. Not beta read

Sherlock misses John on their 1-year anniversary. Established relationship / JohnLock - fluffy, smutty, stand-alone fic in several short chapters. *Addendum* - Sequel in progress!

AU in which every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist. Sherlock is determined to keep himself from ever gaining one of these marks for fear that love will corrode his mental faculties. Then he meets John Watson. Johnlock.

If anyone had asked him, Robbie could have told them the way they were handling Holmes was all wrong. They were giving him lots of attention for behaviour they didn't like, and for a man or dog as lonely as Holmes, even negative attention was better than being ignored. (Johnlock.)

In which Jim seduces Spock with math.

...The clown comes out to play. A late night visit from the Joker, and Bruce is left with finger-shaped-bruises and the shattered remains of his ego.

Now that he was settled with Sherlock, John was ready to resign to a life without children, until Sherlock surprised him by bringing it up.

AU Bored and lonely Sherlock starts a long distance friendship with one Captain John Watson. Things quickly develop and they start dating... slash! Rated M for mentions of past abuse, swearing and smut!

Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.

Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.

Sabaku no Gaara was a lonely child, even at the age of five. Uzumaki Naruto was no better off. But when Gaara notices a peculiar little blond tailing him one day as he visits Konoha with his father, how will this affect their destinies? GaaNaru. Yaoi.

Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.

Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.

Sherlock attempts to discover what he wants and needs from John. Also, keep them both from getting killed. And also cover up a murder ...

A collection of drabbles based on foreign words with no English equivalent set at various points in John's life, mostly pertaining to his involvement with Sherlock. John/Sherlock slash. Rated for some implied sexual situations and general angst.

Sherlock's closet Jekyll surfaces when he's had a drink, making him tenderly garrulous with John. It's all fine - or would be if Sherlock's subconscious let him speak English on these occasions. S/J slash, part of my Language Kink Series.

Sherlock has a scar. In fact, he has several, but he won't show them to John./slash S/J - Disclaimer: I don't own characters of Sherlock. the quote about scars belongs to immortal Leonard Cohen

Kirk is part Betazoid, he doesn't advertise it because it doesn't define him, but after feeling the terror and the psychic scream from the destruction of Vulcan he can't block anything anymore and it almost kills him. Spock intervenes.

In simple terms? John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are in love with each other. Only the infuriating fact of the matter is that neither man has a clue of the other's feelings. And I, for one, am sick to death of their ignorance. Sherlock/John

COMPLETE. BONUS-SMUT For Xmas Day. When John is merely trying to find something that Sherlock will eat, Mycroft makes assumptions, and a series of christmassy events proceed. Based loosley on the 12 days of Christmas.

"And just what is the plan, Sherlock?" John shouted. "Go to prison? You assaulted a police officer – no court won't convict you." He ran a hand over his face. "What could possibly be worth risking your freedom?"

A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru

Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Kakashi's gifts to Iruka and the fun that ensues from them. Silly smutty fun to celebrate the festive season. A raunchy KakaIru romp for all of you on Santa's naughty list this year, HoHoHo!

While sorting through Severus Snape's belongings, Hermione makes an intriguing discovery that changes her life forever. SSHG. DH-compliant.

In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.

On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.

Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

This is technically a Marriage Law fic, but isn't fluffy, or funny, or anything like my usual work. No violence, but plenty of pathos. It is more appropriately the death of a marriage don't read with an expectation of a happy ending. Oneshot.

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.

Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.