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 Author has written 3 stories for Fire Emblem. Maybe I should go ahead and write an actual bio. I'll keep it brief. I'm a college student, about to graduate and head off to law school. I write exclusively for the fun of it. My favorite games are in the Fire Emblem and Soulsborne series, with bonus shoutouts to Zelda, Persona, The Elder Scrolls, Fallout, and Pyre. I likely won't actually write anything on most of these series, but who could say? Even though I write for this site, I'm terrible at actually making time to browse and read other people's stuff, so if you have something you think I'd enjoy, feel free to PM it to me, since I always love getting messages. If I did read your story and said some harsh stuff, also feel free to PM me your complaints and/or death threats. Like I said, I love getting messages. That said, if I do review your stuff and am less than gentle about it, it's because I believe in you, so in the wise words of Matsuoka Shuzo, "Never give up!" The only story I'm actively working on at the moment is Birth and Re-Death, a self-insert FE Awakening fic. It used to update weekly, but now it just sort of updates whenever I have a chapter ready. I do my best to keep the content rolling, but since my newer chapters are like five times longer than my older ones, I hope it all shakes out. Peace! Birth and Re-Death TVTropes Page - tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/BirthAndReDeath SI Smackdown 2019 Discord Link - discord.gg/3mdunvc Fan Art! From Anonymous: cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/538150466379448335/569022504576745499/ByTheFire.jpg From Morskijez: twitter.com/Morskijez1/status/1121431143121924096 | |||||||
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An Odd Awakening by Syntaxis reviews
A young man is sucked into the world of Fire Emblem Awakening through his computer screen. But things are... different. Very different. Timelines are wonky and Chrom is... a girl? AU, gender bender.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,307 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Frederick, Lissa
Earthborne by Mixed Valence reviews
Driving in the rain is dangerous - your car could hydroplane, or, if it's really not your day, plane into another universe entirely. The second was what happened to me. Fates self-insert.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 219,033 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 10/31/2016 - OC, Avatar/Corrin, Xander
The Divine Age: Book 1: The Great Hunt by NotTheArchitect reviews
A long-term writing project centered around a completely home-brewed D&D universe I wrote up for a campaign. While actual campaign fizzled out over the semester (real life happens), I was encouraged to share this universe with the world. I now present this creative vision to all who would see it, in a story based heavily in the player characters. Enjoy!
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 12/23/2018
Into the Outrealms by TheRepeat reviews
The Outrealms are worlds of conflict, Einherjar, and adventure. It has been eight months since Grima fell, and Robin still hasn't returned... He has to be out there somewhere.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,816 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Marth, Chrom, Morgan, Anna
Rosebuds & Elderflowers by Kalacakra108 reviews
Short stories and drabbles about my favourite Heroes OC, Princess Veronica, and her interactions with the Order of Heroes. (Not canon to WWTSLP?)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/2 - Summoner/Kiran, Veronica
Curing Boredom by Mystery of the Emblem reviews
Laslow never likes being under house arrest. It's so boring that he will do anything to keep himself amused, even if it means following a beetle around Prince Xander's chambers.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2018 - Laslow, Xander - Complete
The Little Things by TheRepeat reviews
Since the end of the war, Corrin has barely had a moment to himself. Though he's threatening to collapse under the weight of his work, what keeps him going is HER.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,815 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/23/2017 - Avatar/Corrin, Felicia, Elise - Complete
Cold Feet by TheRepeat reviews
Now that the war is over, Prince Corrin is getting married! Isn't that exciting? Well, not for everyone it isn't. Fire Emblem Fates: Revelation oneshot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,694 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/5/2017 - Avatar/Corrin, Sakura, Takumi, Selena - Complete
Resurrection Sucks by TheRepeat reviews
When Robin dies, the day resets. These three stories show that this really, really sucks for him. Dark.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,686 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 2/13/2017 - Avatar/Robin, Ricken, Morgan, Lissa - Complete
Lies for Children by TheRepeat reviews
Peri does what she does best: killing. This time, it doesn't go quite as well for her. A black comedy/drama/romance(?) starring everyone's favorite psychopath and her best buddy.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Laslow, Peri - Complete
Miracle by TheRepeat reviews
The story of an amnesiac girl trying to survive in a world that doesn't seem to want her to.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,666 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Emmeryn - Complete
Asleep by Gone2GroundEX reviews
You know what? Ever since I showed up here, I've had weird stuff happening on a timer. Every twenty minutes someone makes a dumb joke, every hour something I thought I understood changes drastically, and every month or so something goes catastrophically wrong. Honestly, at this point I'm just going with the flow. ON HIATUS FOR NANOWRIMO/FINALS
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 228,488 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Lucina, Cynthia, Emmeryn, OC
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Birth and Re-Death reviews
I swear, every time I turn around, someone else has got a clever idea to get me killed. And it usually works. Death doesn't seem too keen on sticking with me, though, so I guess I can get over it. Self-insert, mostly for fun. Rated T for now, might change in future.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 343,978 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 6/12/2017 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Maribelle, OC
War and Peace and Puberty reviews
Modern AU. The war that engulfed the world in violence has ended, and now the people have the first chance in a long time to regain some sense of normalcy in their lives. For Robin, this means overseeing the transition of Ylisse into a time of peace as the Minister of Defense. For Cordelia, this means adjusting to retired life. And for Severa and Morgan, it means... high school.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/13 - Avatar/Robin, Cordelia, Morgan, Severa
The Hardest to Kill reviews
When Emmeryn falls from the execution spire, she performs an act of selflessness that should have left her dead. However, it fails to kill her. Now it is up to a disillusioned Plegian soldier to get her to safety, which proves a great deal more difficult than he anticipates. Very OC heavy, but largely follows the overall timeline of the game. T, ON [PROBABLY PERMANENT] HIATUS
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,649 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 5/26/2017 - Emmeryn, OC