The pieces of the puzzle all make funny shapes, but in the end, they fit together. Every. Single. One. Sequel to Clockwork.

Harleen Quinzel is stuck between her finance Bruce Wayne and her former patient The Joker. When things change for the worse, Mr. J is the only person Harleen can trust, but will he ever forgive her for rejecting him? Based on Letos Joker and Christian Bales Batman and probably slightly OOC. Rated M for language and violence! Harley&Joker pairing, kind of. Please R&R!

The inmates of Arkham Asylum take a trip down memory lane and recall their respective first days in the institution for the criminally insane. Aside from Joker, who seems to have always been there...

It's been eleven years. Post-Clockwork AU.

Harley has to answer the Joker's proposal. People form their past catch up to them.

This is a sequel of sorts to my story "Wacky Wednesday," where Jervis Tetch again accidentally changes the fabric of reality by experimenting with alien technology, and ends up swapping the bodies of two of the Gotham City Sirens, with hopefully hilarious results ;-)

Some days, being the Joker's harlequin helper is as glamorous a job as it sounds—schmoozing with big names, acting as the right hand of the most powerful man in the city, and the like—but more often, Harley gets the feeling that she's only there because the Lost Boys need a mother. Even one as shabbily suited to the job as she is. [Bad Jokes 2.5]

When Harley has her world ripped from underneath her, it's up to the Joker to try to piece her back together...

We all fall down! [Pastimes 4/4]

This was suggested by a guest reviewer, and something I've been wanting to write since seeing "The Greatest Showman" for the first time. Because if the Joker isn't the Greatest Showman in Gotham, who is? :-) I'm only sorry I can't replicate the incredible music in story form, but you'll have to just imagine the Rogues singing "This Is Me," as I always do ;-) Enjoy!

Ayer-verse. Harleen is a bright, young, innocent woman living in 1940s Britain. With the country facing a daily threat of invasion, some US volunteers cross the pond to help with the ongoing fight against the enemy. But despite Harleen's best efforts she becomes drawn to a charming American Airman who goes by the name of Jack Napier. (Rated M)

My (belated, sorry!) Valentine's Day story this year. After all three of their boyfriends forget to make plans on Valentine's Day, Catwoman, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn determine to go someplace where they won't have to deal with men ever again - the women-only island of Themyscira. Will the men fight to get them back, and will they win against an army of Amazons?

Everything's not what it seems. Joker/Harley.

Thought I'd do something epic for my 200th story ;-) So here it is - Joker tells his own version of Homer's "Odyssey." Thanks to WordsThatKill for the suggestion, and thanks to all my readers for helping me get to 200 with their incredible support! :-)

What happens the night Harleen Quinzel arrives in Gotham, the night before she starts her career at Arkham, and meets The Joker at his club without realizing exactly who he is entirely. oneshot.

Six months after Harley leaves the Joker, she comes back as Harleen Quinzel to get the rest of her things from him. Little did she know what she was getting herself back into by seeing him again for the first time in months. (One shot, Pt. 2 will be posted tomorrow).

When Dr. Arkham sees something he shouldn't, it leads to Joker's escape, and a pretty rowdy celebration between him and his doctor...Harleen Quinzel. (One-shot).

Lucy Quinzel, the trickster, the spawn of the two most notorious villains of Gotham. Somehow, I had been born again, but this time I wasn't going to be stuck with a normal life. SI/OC. (Cover art done by Ap3x-Phantom on deviantart)

It started with coffee. Fours cups, black, with steam dancing pirouettes off the placid surface. The rest...well, he put her up to the rest. (A Nolanverse take on how Harley Quinn came to be. Joker/Harley. The coffee shop AU no one asked for)

Just a Christmas one-shot this year, featuring Dr. Leland and her crazy Arkham family! Happy holidays, everyone! :-)

Ana Steele is cast as Christine Daae in the Seattle production of Phantom of the Opera. She and Christian were childhood friends and have just been reacquainted. Watch what happens when Ana's real life starts to resemble the Musical far more closely than she ever imagined. Rated for language and lemons

"Coffee's your best friend, whiskey is your fuck-buddy, and drugs? Well, drugs are your bat-shit crazy ex, Tina. Stay the fuck away from Tina. Something else you don't mess with, relationships. Love is just a different side of Tina. And we've already established you don't need to associate with that bitch." (Johnny Frost/OC)

My Halloween story for this year - it's early but I'm excited! :-) While crashing Jonathan Crane's Halloween party early, Joker puts his own spin on his favorite Halloween movie, "Ghostbusters."

I've been wanting to write this since "Arkham Knight," because that's basically what the game was to me! XD When Lex Luthor threatens innocents and goes into deep hiding, Batman is asked by the Justice League to team up with the Joker, the only other person who knows where Luthor is. Batman is forced to develop a friendship with his arch-nemesis, with amusing results.

Harleen has a lot to balance; school, working nights at a strip club, and an internship at Arkham Asylum. Add the attention of a certain psychopath, his vengeful psychiatrist, and Gotham's biggest mob kings, it's enough to drive her... crazy. HarleyxJoker. DaddyKink. Edgy!Joker.

ONESHOT: September Request - Sequel to 'Progress Report' After a string of cancelled sessions, The Joker breaks out of Arkham Asylum to find his Doctor, Harleen Quinzel.

Doctor Harleen Quinzel never expected her soulmate to end up being her first ever patient at Arkham Asylum, The Joker. But the soulmate identifying tattoos never lie. A Joker/Harley fic with a Soulmate twist. AU. Sexual themes, violence. M rate soon.

Emma Vane is in witness protection. This doesn't matter. [Pastimes 3/4]

After murdering Commissioner Gordon's wife, The Joker faces the death penalty—regardless of his mental health—for the first time in his life. He welcomes the consequence with open arms, while Doctor Quinzel struggles with the idea of a world without him.

Poison Ivy wants to celebrate her birthday with a grown-up women only evening. She insists on Harley Quinn being there, which is problematic, since it means Harley has to leave her toddler children in the care of their father, the Joker. What could possibly go wrong? Thanks to Freelancer Mississippi for the suggestion of Emilia joining in on Girl's Night :-)

Fortunately for everyone who enjoys this series, I can't stop writing them :-) This time, Jack Napier is a clown at Haly's Circus, and a rival of the Flying Graysons. When the circus arrives in Gotham City, Jack meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and his destiny.

ONESHOT: August request from Blue Penguin Lightning. 'Harley Quinn's Birthday' The Joker has a birthday surprise planned for Harley, but since she's forgotten the special occasion, J hopes to make it a day she'll never forget.

1920's Gotham where Doctor Harleen Quinzel-Dence and her flawed husband Lewis Dence settle down. But running into an old friend while working at Arkham makes Harleen realize what she'd abandoned years prior. (Based on Jared's Joker & Margots Harley.)

Harleen Quinzel reminisces about what she was always taught about love, and contemplates exactly what she feels for her patient despite their sexual relationship and begins to fear that The Joker will use her feelings for him to destroy her inside-out. But what she doesn't expect is to willingly let him do so. (2 part one-shot. 2nd part will be posted later tonight.)

ONESHOT (Not related to the Impulse series) To distract herself from her inappropriate thoughts, Doctor Harleen Quinzel takes a late lunch break. What will happen when the Joker arrives early for his therapy session and she's not there? All alone in her office with new toys to play with, what will happen? And what will he discover?

(4th in the Impulse series.) Ayer-verse Joker and Harley Quinn. When the infamous clown couple get captured during one of their 'date nights', Harley experiences what it feels like on the other side of the glass. Being under the care of her ex colleagues and heightened security, how will she cope being back to where it all started? Rated M.

Dr. Quinzel never thought she'd be face to face with the infamous Joker, let alone fall in love with him. Her life is turned upside down as she follows behind the Clown Prince of Crime's footsteps and wrecks havoc into Gotham City. Harley POV.

Lucia Jay Quinn. A daughter, a friend, a criminal, a lover, a princess. She was many different things to many different people. Her spirit will live on in our memories. May she rest in peace. (Companion fic to I Started a Joke).

Due to lack of funds, a new initiative from the mayor's office turns Arkham Asylum into a tourist attraction, where people can pay to stare at the supercriminals in their cells. Needless to say, this doesn't end well.

(Picks up SS story line in chapter 4) After Harley's arrested and sent to Belle Reve, she realizes she's trapped in her own hell - but luckily, she has a familiar face to help her through it after Amanda Waller assigns Task Force X to their first mission. (Takes place after TDMC)

ONESHOT. Finally the consequences of careless love catch up with the Joker and Harley Quinn. How will J cope knowing that eventually he'll have to share his life and Harley with a little hell raiser, or will this be a blessing in disguise? (Not related to the Impulse series.)

Ana has been invited to her high school reunion. She's changed but has anybody else? Part 2, Christian Greys reunion. HEA. NO CHEATING. Co written with Diamond Child.

After Harley drops in as The Joker is having a meeting at the club, they get liquored up and end the night in the bathroom. One shot.

Being a freshly new couple, The Joker and Harley Quinn are struggling with one thing: Harley picking apart anything and everything she can that he's done as the sane part of her subconsciously tries to do everything to make her second guess her decision to be with him. One shot.

Joker comes to the conclusion that one of the reasons he doesn't want anything to do with Harleen after she helps him out of Arkham, is that he doesn't think she can handle his life style. He's torn between being selfish and continuing a relationship with her and wanting to protect her from his enemies and himself. (ONESHOT)

(Set before Harleen becomes Harley Quinn) Joker and Harleen both have their own struggles with admitting that their "relationship" is legitimate to themselves, and each other. (ONESHOT)

(Contains Spoiler from "Wicked Series" stories) After Vitani's murdered, Jason can't help the amount of heavy regret he feels for not doing enough to protect her, and tries to cope with her being gone the best he can. ONESHOT.

After Harley's taken to Belle Reve and The Joker has yet to know where she is, his sudden loss of her brings back some other tragic memories of his past as he tries to cope with the possible outcome of never getting her back. ONESHOT.

The title is a literal one ;-) Joker tells his daughter the story of "The Little Mermaid," Joker-style, of course. The story stars Little Mermaid Harley and her love, the Clown Prince, for whom she gives up her life under the sea with her fellow Gotham City Sirens, much to their dismay.

Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel was just a regular trauma-surgeon with a dark past, when the infamous Joker reached out to her, because he needed her medical assistance. A new take on how Harley&Joker met and fell in love. Rated M for strong language and dark themes. R&R!

My Valentine's Day story this year. :-) After a fight on Valentine's Day, Harley remembers an event during her early days in the Joker's gang, where she's kidnapped by a rival criminal. Joker has to confront his feelings for her, and decide whether or not she's worth rescuing.

The Joker goes missing, leaving Harley Quinn alone. She needs help finding him, one problem; her friends are locked up in Arkham Asylum. She turns to an unlikely ally to get her friends out, but also help her find her Puddin'.

Joker and Harley struggle with getting past their differences and moving forward, only making it harder on themselves to fix what's screwed up. *Takes place after YAHMTDW*

Yet another in this series for the many people who've requested it :-) This time, Jack Napier, a petty criminal and con man, meets successful and attractive Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and determines to make her smile again.

It's been five months since the King of Gotham was reunited with his Queen and things have gone back to normal. At least as normal as things can be with the Joker and Harley Quinn. But their world is suddenly turned upside down when Harley is yet again seperated from her man, only to return with no memories of him. How far is the Joker willing to go this time to get her back?

Ayer-verse One shot for my very good friend RoyalFlushGang! After the events from Belle Reve, the Joker decides it's time for Harley to face her fears and learn to swim. With the Joker as her teacher and general tormentor.. Will she ever get over her fear? (Not related to the Impulse series.) Rated M.

Festive mini story based on the Ayer-verse Joker and Harley Quinn. Joker hates Christmas and Harley is suffering the consequences... With such little time left, can she change his mind? Not related to any of my other long running fics! Rated M for language, violence and sexual content.

(3rd in the Impulse series.) Ayer-verse. The Joker's club 'The King of Diamonds' is facing some issues. Harley wants to help, and the Joker reluctantly accepts her offer. It's bound to be a recipe for disaster. Rated M for Violence, language and sexual content. You have been warned.

What happened after Harley fell into the chemical Vat. (ONESHOT)

What Exactly Jonathan Crane Did To The Joker To Make Him Hate Him (ONESHOT)

An alternate story of how the Joker and Harley Quinn met in Arkham Asylum, and how their dark pasts challenge the future of their relationship. Harley must change herself for the Joker, but will all the mind games, money, power and J's big secret be more than she can handle? Rated T for language and mature themes, please read and review for more chapters! xx

"They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But every time she laughs, I'm the one who falls in love." My take on Joker and Harley's first meeting, and everything beyond. (Suicide Squad) "Anything you say can and will be held agaisnt you. So only say my name."

Think 2016 is the worst possible US presidential election ever? Think again! ;-) President Lex Luthor is running for his second term in office, when the Joker decides to run against him. Will Luthor's politically savvy but morally bankrupt campaign win against the Joker's political inexperience, insanity, and pledge to "Make America Laugh Again"? ;-)

The Joker tells his twin children the story of a mysterious, disfigured, homicidal maniac who lives underneath the Paris Opera House and encourages the talent of the young soprano, Harleen Quinzel, while terrorizing the other performers. I've been wanting to do a Batman version of my favorite musical for ages, and I finally got around to it! Enjoy! :-)

A night between Harley Quinn and the Joker after they come home from Belle Reeve. Takes place after their initial celebration on the bearskin rug. Please review! Have decided to add to this with random Harley/Joker scenes since I've gotten such a positive response. Thanks so much guys!

What Happened After The Joker Broke Harley Quinn Out Of Belle Reve. ONESHOT.

As Halloween rolls around in Gotham City, the Scarecrow is up to his usual tricks of spreading terror among its unsuspecting citizens. This year, however, he's forced to confront his own deep-rooted fears when his teenage son Irving drops an unexpected bombshell.

When it comes to love, don't we all go a little crazy? Psychiatric intern Dr. Harleen Quinzel volunteered for a therapy session with the Joker and got in deeper than she bargained for. A Suicide Squad fan fiction, set pre-movie, and semi AU to the movie, and comics.

Harley and the Joker have a particularly bad fight when Harley asks him whether she's put on weight. Her dress won't fit. How can he remedy that? Sorry for my english.

The origin story of Doctor Harleen Quinzel and Patient 0801. Now rated M.

Joker Get's Jealous Of Doctor Jonathan Crane and Doctor Harleen Quinzel (set before Joker and Harley dated) ONESHOT.

The Joker meets his daughter for the first time. ONESHOT.

A new Wayne Industries mining facility in Brazil threatens a rare flower, so naturally Poison Ivy is keen to protect it. She asks both Harley Quinn and Two-Face to join her, who refuse, forcing Ivy to go alone. When she goes missing, both Two-Face and Harley (and a reluctant Joker) have to head into the wild to rescue her.

Joker and Harley finally discover batsy's identity, and in front of all of Gotham they break him down. ONE SHOT.

Lucyfer Quinzel and Vincent Frost find themselves alone with the bat leaving one horror story The Joker always told them, to run rampant in their minds. ONESHOT.

Jonathan Crane insists that the Joker and Harley Quinn's romance is based on circumstance, rather than fate, and borrows Jervis Tetch's alternate reality simulator to try and change the circumstances of their meeting in his favor. Is Joker and Harley's mad love meant to be, or just an unhappy accident? Thanks to WordsThatKill for the suggestion :-)

Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part III is a tale of World War II, where Arkham Camp on the Western Front experiences a treat when the double act of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy come to entertain them...

Parts from all three of my books so far, that were written, but weren't published in the final cuts. Som are longer than others, and some are "kid friendly" and others aren't. *What book these were first meant to be in, and where in Joker and Harley's relationship it occurred, will be said at the beginning of each chapter* CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM ALL MY BOOKS.

Harley isn't one to mess with when it comes to her Puddin', especially not when it comes to feeling threatened by another woman. He is every bit her property as much as she is his, and she is willing to let anyone know that. Jealous Harley.

What do you get when you mix a sociopathic Clown Prince of Crime, his girlfriend/former psychiatrist and a vat of chemicals? A Harley Quinn. A worry free Harley Quinn, to be exact. But, the honeymoon phase is over and she's in for a rude awakening. Turns out Joker's got more aces up his sleeves than she thought. (Takes place after TVDHVE)

One-shot based on the Suicide Squad Joker and Harley Quinn. After the events in Midway city, Joker finally gets Harley back and he's not wasting a second. *Contains spoilers from the Suicide Squad movie* Rated- M for language and sexual situations. You have been warned :)

(2nd in the Impulse series.) Harley is still new to the criminal game, but just when she starts to get comfortable with the title of villainess The Joker suspends her. Harley has to prove herself but how? Rated- M for violence/language/sexual content. You have been warned.

"The Killing Joke" movie, although largely fantastic, featured a small, controversial, and out of character scene for me (no, not THAT scene!) ;-) This story is mostly a humorous attempt to reconcile it with the Joker I know and love. Enjoy! :-) (Potential spoilers for "The Killing Joke" movie - do see it if you get a chance as it's mostly excellent!)

Harley Quinn becomes jealous of another woman in the Joker's life, and overcompensates by becoming even more of a doormat than usual to keep him with her. Joker uses Harley's jealousy to his advantage, until Harley figures out that's just what he's doing, and turns the tables on him by playing him at his own game...

Fluffy one-shot: Joker has trouble sleeping and Harley tries to find a way to help him with that.

For everyone who requested another in this series :-) Yet another tale of the young Dr. Harleen Quinzel's first meeting with the man known as Jack Napier.

Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part II is a tale of medieval England, where Arkham Forest in Nottinghamshire is the home of the notorious outlaw Robbin' Joker and his band of Merry Men...

Harley challenges the Joker to a game of strip poker and no one wants to lose, because the winner gets to give the loser a brand new tattoo...

(1st in the Impulse series.)The Joker and Harley Quinn 'Mad Love' Story with a twist. Based on the Suicide Squad Joker and Harley. Rated-M for violence, language and sexual content.

Vicki Vale fears her career as a reporter has stagnated, and in an act of desperation, asks the Joker for an interview. Her search for the perfect scoop quickly gets out of hand as Vale soon finds herself way over her head, and on the wrong side of the Joker's irrationally jealous and psychotic girlfriend, Harley Quinn.

When the Joker suddenly catches a cold, Harley will do everything she can to help him recover, but he isn't exactly being cooperative...

One-shot: Joker is going out on business again and Harley doesn't like it, but after he reassures her he will make up for it once he gets back, her spirits are lifted up.

Joker tells his twin children Arleen and J.J. a version of the "Alice in Wonderland" story featuring some very familiar faces, much to Jervis Tetch's annoyance.

After being kidnapped from Arkham, Harleen Quinzel wakes up to a different reality, thinking things couldn't get worse from there. Little did she know, things would go from bad, to complete hell in 9 short months. (Takes place after Wicked Re-loaded)

After the Joker and Harley Quinn get into a fight over Batman, Harley gives Joker a beating that knocks him unconscious. When he wakes up, he doesn't remember who the Joker is, recalling instead a life as a man named Jack Napier. Harley is desperate to figure out if this is a horrible joke, or if she really has lost her Joker forever...thanks to Eric Border for the suggestion! :-)

My Valentine's Day story this year :-) Jonathan Crane's wife asks Harley Quinn to babysit their kids so she and her husband can spend the weekend at a romantic couples retreat. Harley agrees, tired of having to beg the Joker for romance, which infuriates the Joker enough to book the two of them into the same retreat. What could possibly go wrong? ;-) Happy V-Day, everyone!

Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part I is a tale of the Old West, and a dump of a frontier town called Arkham, where only the most vile and depraved criminals dare settle...

How Doctor Harleen Quinzel and the infamous Clown Prince of Crime, started as Doctor/Patient and worked their way up to King and Queen.

My take on how Joker and Harley would react to the events in the Suicide Squad and New 52 universe in general. (I am not a fan of the Suicide Squad, or the New 52 universe in general! XD) When Amanda Waller comes to recruit Harley, she is foiled by Joker, and vows to make him suffer until Harley agrees to join the Suicide Squad. And so she sends Deadshot to Gotham...

My holiday-themed story for this year. Apologies for it being late, but I was on vacation for Christmas! After a meeting with Lex Luthor, the Joker begins to question whether he's lost his touch as a supervillain, and receives a visit from a guardian Bat-angel to reveal his life is pretty wonderfully crazy after all.

A story based on the events in "Deathstroke #58," where Joker receives a letter from a little girl and ends up doing something heroic. His rare act of heroism comes back to haunt him ten years later, when the child he rescued grows up to adore him, a fact that Harley Quinn is not at all pleased by. Thanks to Lilpixiegirl2511 for the suggestion! :-)

I was inspired to do this one from all the Back to the Future day celebrations on October 21, 2015! XD The Joker and Harley Quinn's twin children, Arleen and J.J., accidentally activate Jervis Tetch's time machine that takes them back to the past on the day their parents first met in Arkham Asylum...

Second scary Halloween story, because I couldn't resist! XD Batman is fear gassed by Scarecrow and wakes up to find that he's a patient in an Arkham Asylum run by the inmates. Is it a Halloween prank, a fear gas hallucination, or has Batman always been crazy all along? Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion. :-)

Jonathan Crane, otherwise known as the Scarecrow, has everything he could ever want in life, and his first Halloween with his family promises to be the best of his life. But family can be a trick as much as a treat, and Scarecrow's plans for a Halloween scheme are swiftly derailed when his wife receives some unexpected news...

For everyone who's requested another in this series :-) This one takes place during and after the events in "Batman: Mask of the Phantasm," so if you haven't seen that, get your hands on a copy right away because it's awesome :-) Thanks to FanfictionLurker1 for the suggestion!

A new initiative to re-integrate the Arkham inmates into society sees the Joker, Two-Face, and Poison Ivy all performing community service at the Iceberg Lounge, under the watchful eye of the Penguin. What could possibly go wrong? Thanks to xQEAx for the suggestion! :-)

From the beginning of their relationship, the Joker insisted that Harley Quinn was just a bit of fun to him. This story examines the beginning of that relationship, and continues on through the many ups and downs to see if the Joker can finally admit that Harley means more to him than that. Thanks to Mrsmellarkandeaton for the breakup ideas! :-)

Suggested by a guest reviewer, this is a version of the story of Beauty and the Beast featuring the residents of Arkham Asylum :-)

Last in a series of three stories which transports familiar characters into different historical settings, exploring their relationships throughout the centuries and if anything ever changes. Finally, a tale of Gotham City in the Roaring Twenties and the age of gangsters, bootlegging, and all that jazz.

Jervis Tetch gets his hands on alien technology which allows him to manipulate the fabric of reality on a subatomic level. An accident involving said technology has unintended, and potentially disastrous consequences when The Joker and Bruce Wayne find themselves trapped in each other's bodies...

In honor of Star Wars Day - May the 4th be with you! :-) A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…The Justice Empire has mandated themselves rulers of the galaxy, and have attempted to unite the universe under their own brand of galactic peace and order. The universe's only hope for liberty lies in an unlikely group of rogues to unite and restore freedom to the galaxy…

With everyone's lives apparently moving forward, Jonathan Crane feels left out at being the only one without a family or a relationship. But all that is about to change when he meets a young woman called Emilia Lee, damaged by life and maybe just special enough to love the Scarecrow.

A humorous, tongue-in-cheek take on the latest cinematic look of the Joker and how it came to be. I wrote this after I saw both the cover image and Jason Anarchy's similar Bruce Wayne image on Twitter. Hope the people who like the new look appreciate the humor, and to those of you who don't, hope it helps you laugh at the pain, which is what Mr. J would want ;-)

The Joker tells his twin children a twist on the "Wizard of Oz" story, where a young girl called Harleen Quinzel is transported to the magic land of Arkham, full of witches and madmen, and the mysterious, merry, wacky, and wonderful Wizard of Arkham. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion! :-)

The Joker is sent by Lex Luthor to Central City, to see if he can talk some sense into the Trickster, who has been interfering in the Injustice League's operations with his own brand of wacky mayhem. And when Gotham City's Clown Prince of Crime meets Central City's crazy comedian, hilarity and madness are the inevitable result.

Second in a series of three stories which transports familiar characters into different historical settings, exploring their relationships throughout the centuries and if anything ever changes. This time, a swashbuckling tale of the high seas and how Gotham City fares during the Golden Age of Piracy.

Harley wants the Joker. The Joker wants Batman. Batman's busy trying to corral Gotham's newest crime lord, Oswald Cobblepot… and Cobblepot seems strangely invested in Harley. It's a circus out there in Gotham's underworld, but fortunately for Harley Quinn, she's got the best guide a girl could ask for—even if he DOES seem to be trying to get her killed half the time. [Bad Jokes 2]

The Joker and Harley Quinn are preparing for the imminent arrival of their baby, when the Joker's old rival, the glamorous Sparrow, returns to Gotham. Joker has a plan to be rid of her once and for all, a plan which he doesn't share with an increasingly erratic and irrational Harley, which of course can only lead to trouble...

When Jervis Tetch receives a letter from his brother informing him of their parents' death, he returns home to England to sort out his inheritance. He is accompanied by five other residents of Arkham Asylum, who inflict their presence on both him and Blighty, but might come in handy when Tetch discovers that his parents' death may not be as straightforward as it seems...

Lyle Bolton, Arkham's new draconian guard, makes life a living hell for all the asylum's inmates, in particular Jonathan Crane. But the tables are turned when Bolton himself is confined after taking on the persona of the supervillain Lock-Up, and has to face the Scarecrow on equal footing. Thanks to Just-Me-and-My-Brain for the suggestion! :-)

Upon making a life-changing decision, Harley heads to New York to help Pam, who is in dire need. What will she do next?

Just in time for Valentine's Day, another alternate universe story of a young Harleen Quinzel and an older Jack Napier, and how their lives and love came together. :-) Thanks to everyone who asked for another in this series! Enjoy!

The Joker kicks Harley Quinn out, declaring that his life will be better off without her. And thanks to the Riddler, Joker gets to see if that's true. This story is a belated birthday gift to my #1 fan, blackcat9517, whose support and suggestions have been invaluable :-) Thanks also to TeamRocketRose-Rachel, Starscream's Biglover, AllxThatxRemains, and Unsound Escape for the ideas!

For all those who requested another in this series :-) Dr. Harleen Quinzel is working with the GCPD, and goes undercover as Harley Quinn to infiltrate the Joker's gang. Needless to say, things don't go to plan...

First in a series of three stories which transports familiar characters into different historical settings, exploring their relationships throughout the centuries and if anything ever changes. First up, a tale of Victorian Gotham City and its experience of the Batman and his Gallery of Rogues.

Harleen is drawing closer to her patient and will soon find out the consequences of doing so...and so will The Joker. The continuation of Painted Faces. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations.

The Joker and Harley Quinn are spending their first Christmas with their twin children, Arleen and J.J., when Harley's parents decide to visit for the holidays to meet their grandchildren. Harley's parents are Jewish, and between her trying to impress them with her dysfunctional family, and trying not to offend them with Christmas, the holidays are anything but happy.

When an old rival of the Joker from Batman's Golden Age reappears in Gotham, the Ace of Knaves is once again forced to prove himself the superior criminal to the Sparrow, who is determined to make the Joker work for her at any costs. Thanks to kari8888 for the suggestion and for translating the comic - I eventually found it in "The Greatest Joker Stories Ever Told" anthology! XD

Poison Ivy realizes that she's lonely, and decides to grow herself a daughter that shares her human/plant hybridization. The problem is that Rose is more plant than human, and has the life-span of the flower she's named after. The other problem is that Ivy created her using genetic material from a man, and doesn't tell him...thanks to Erika Rush and GhostGlowLight for suggesting!

After Batman foils several of the Joker's schemes before he can give the punchline, the Joker worries he's becoming predictable and decides to spend some time away from Gotham. Unbeknownst to him, while he's gone, a copycat Joker appears and starts committing crimes that fool everyone, even Batman and Harley...thanks to blackcat9517 and J-Eazy98 for the suggestions! :-)

The sequel to my story, "A Vampire in Gotham," suggested by Verdella Frost. As Halloween approaches, Gotham City is anything but treated when Count Dracula rises from the grave to take vengeance on those who destroyed him. Namely, Batman and the Joker. Happy Halloween, everyone! :-)

An eight-year-old boy named Jake Nobody is brought as a patient to Arkham Asylum, having no memory of his real name or background. The inmates have to adapt to a child in their midst, while Jake tries to fathom the mystery of his past, which could determine if he lives long enough to have a future. Thanks to Gcucullu-0 for the suggestion! :-)

An alternate universe story based on the events in my story "Blood Brothers." What if Thomas and Martha Wayne hadn't been murdered in Crime Alley, and the only change in Bruce's life came in the introduction of his half-brother, Jack Napier? Without Batman and the Joker, the two brothers' lives and relationship would be completely different. Or would they? Thanks to blackcat9517!

Two-Face and Poison Ivy's relationship breaks down again, just as Harvey Dent's ex-fiancee, Grace Lamont, comes back into his life. Two-Face has to choose between the woman Harvey used to love, and the one Two-Face currently loves, which will take more than the flip of a coin.

Batman's world is turned completely upside-down when he suspects that the relationship between himself and his arch-nemesis the Joker might run deeper than it seems. This is for everyone who asked for a follow-up to my story "Blood Brothers." :-)

After the events in the Justice League episode of the same name, the Joker finds himself transported to an alternate universe where the Justice Lords rule with a tight fist and lobotomize all who oppose their will.

Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.

The Joker and Two-Face happen to stumble upon one of Catwoman's careers before she turned to cat burglary, something Selina Kyle is not proud of. They both determine to blackmail her by threatening to tell those closest to her, her friend Poison Ivy and her boyfriend Batman.

I just can't stop writing these! XD For those of you who have asked for another installment, here's yet another alternate universe story about the gangster Jack Napier and Harleen Quinzel :-)

The Joker and Harley Quinn are enjoying family life with their twin children, Arleen and J.J., who are cheerfully oblivious to their roles as criminal lunatics. But when the Clown Couple go out for a quiet date night, they get a lot more than they bargained for.

Poison Ivy's world is turned upside down when Dr. Jason Woodrue, the man who transformed her from Pamela Isley into Poison Ivy, comes back into her life to ask for forgiveness. Ivy trusted him once and vows never to do so again, but can she really feel nothing for the man she gave up everything for?

In an effort to confine the inmates to Arkham Asylum, Bruce Wayne provides the funds for them to make their own version of the movie "Titanic." No one is prepared for the final result. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion, and for making the poster - enjoy! :-)

When a race of superbeings arrives on Earth to preach peace and understanding, most of the Justice League is supportive, except Batman, who suspects there is more to the alien visitors than meets the eye. Things intensify when Batman goes missing, and Superman is forced to team up with Batman's greatest nemesis, the Joker, in order to find him.

When the Joker sees an opportunity to break someone, he usually lunges at the chance. With Dr. Harleen Quinzel, it's different. He doesn't want to break her mind, he wants to bend it and bring her down to his level. He wants to take the young Arkham doctor and turn her against the very sanity she works towards. It's a slow process, but the results are so much more... rewarding.

When the Gotham City Sirens get an offer from Playman magazine to do a nude photo shoot, two of the three of them leap at the opportunity. Harley Quinn remains reluctant, however, thanks to her domineering boyfriend the Joker, who is adamant that his property doesn't expose herself to others. And that people would much rather see him naked anyway.

Lex Luthor and the Joker organize the annual Injustice League conference. Harley Quinn feels left out, and determines to prove herself the equal to anyone in the Injustice League by any methods necessary.

Suggested by Arlene and MinaHarkerBlack, who asked me to do more with Jeannie Napier, yet another alternate universe story where a young Harleen Quinzel meets the gangster Jack Napier, changing both of their lives forever. Thanks for suggesting, and enjoy! :-)

The Joker takes over management of the Joker's Wild casino and seems to run it as a legitimate business, much to Batman's annoyance. Meanwhile, Jonathan Crane, Edward Nygma, and Jervis Tetch attempt to prove once and for all who Batman's most intelligent rival is, by concocting a complicated scheme to rob the casino.

A story detailing the transformation of Dr. Harleen Quinzel into Harley Quinn, and her early days as the Joker's lover and henchwench. Thanks to MinaHarkerBlack for the suggestion! :-)

Suggested by BloodyBerry, this is just a guess of what things could have been like if the inmates of Arkham Asylum all went to high school together. Thanks for suggesting, and enjoy! :-)

The Joker and Harley start their new life in Italy, but as always, nothing is ever as it seems. The looming birth of their child and a personal situation that hits close to home rocks their world and causes their lives to change forever. Continuation from Light this Fuse.

It's Valentine's Day, so Harley Quinn gives Joker a special drug to keep him interested in her. What could possibly go wrong? Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! :-)

Catwoman convinces the Joker to pull the joke of the century on Batman, by making it seem like her and Joker are a couple. The only problem is, the Joker doesn't tell Harley Quinn it's a joke... Thanks to MissHQuinn for Harley and Crane's date! :-)

Suggested by Zireh, yet another alternative universe story about the first meeting between Jack Napier and Harleen Quinzel. Thank you for suggesting, and enjoy! :-)

Set just before and during the events of "Batman: Arkham Asylum," a guard named Frank Boles learns the penalty for flirting with Harley Quinn. This was a request and a surprise birthday present for my dear fan, blackcat9517, whose support has been invaluable to me, from her sister, nadd. A very Happy Birthday to you! :-)

Sometimes he'll play the hero. Just for fun.

The Joker is depressed at being locked in Arkham Asylum for the holiday season, but discovers that there's still plenty to smile about, especially at this time of year. Happy holidays, everyone! :-)

An alternative examination of the Joker's origins, and the actual relationship between him and Batman.

Shiore-Hikaru suggested I write a Thanksgiving story where Harley Quinn's parents come to visit her at Arkham and meet the Joker, so I did. After all, if family doesn't save us from the madhouse, it drives us to it! ;-) Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! :-)

After Jervis Tetch rehabilitates himself, he returns to Arkham Asylum as a sane man to try to help his friend Jonathan Crane. It may yet be that the former Mad Hatter needs the Scarecrow's help more, however, when an unexpected visitor throws Tetch's newly sane world back into madness.

A one-shot prequel to my story "Nevermore." I hadn't intended to write it, but lostsoul512 gave me the suggestion, and the more I thought about the scenario of the Arkham inmates in a dancing competition, the more irresistible the idea was, so thank you! :-) Enjoy!

Furious at the Joker's constant abuse of Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy concocts a love potion to make the Joker more interested in his girlfriend. This backfires, however, when Ivy accidentally gets exposed to the love potion, and falls in love with the Joker herself. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the love potion idea, and madisonhagan1 for exploring Ivy's backstory. :-)

The Gotham Rogues' annual Halloween party receives an unusual visitor in the form of a child...and also something much more supernatural. Happy Halloween, everyone! :-)

A one shot of the happenings during one of Christian's international business trips.

The Joker tells his children the Tale of the Dark Knight, which, despite being set a long time ago in the faraway kingdom of Gotham, seems to feature vaguely familiar characters and situations...

When the Joker and Batman are caught in an awkward position during a fight, everyone begins to speculate about the actual nature of their relationship, and Harley Quinn feels more rejected than ever. It's up to the Joker to prove to Harley and the world that they are nothing but nemeses, before their reputations are ruined forever. Thanks to Shiore-Hikaru for the suggestion! :-)

Recording of an interview session with the Clown Prince of Crime. Written for and dedicated to Mark Hamill, the one and only Joker, on the occasion of his 62nd birthday.

MinaHarkerBlack suggested I write another story involving the gangster Jack Napier and the sweet and innocent Harleen Quinzel, so I did. :-) Thanks for the suggestion, and enjoy!

Once a pawn makes it all the way across the board, she becomes a queen. Emma is not a queen. Yet. [Pastimes 2/4]

After some unusual physical changes, Harley Quinn consults a doctor to discover that she's pregnant. But when she tries to tell the Joker, things don't quite go to plan. With Harley's pregnancy and looming parenthood, the Clown Couple face an even greater challenge than Batman ever thought about being. Will they finally win one? Thanks to MinaHarkerBlack for the suggestion! :-)

When the Justice League authorizes the exile of all Gotham supercriminals to a distant, Utopian planet, they hope the rogues will be able to cooperate together to prove themselves civilized, and earn their return to Earth. But cooperation is not something the Gotham rogues are known for, and trouble in paradise quickly becomes the understatement of the century.

"Everyone has seen the Joker laugh. Harley is the only one who has seen him cry." And here's the story of why. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion, and for SazzyWesty for the (mini) Riddler/Joker war ;-)

Poison Ivy, to punish the Joker for his constant abuse of Harley, convinces Jervis Tetch to build a device which traps the Joker in an alternate reality, before he seduced Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and where Dr. Harleen Quinzel is engaged to another man. Will Joker and Harley's twisted, true love conquer all? Thanks to brooklyn1shay2black3 for the suggestion! :-)

What if Batman wasn't the hero Gotham deserved, or the hero of Gotham at all? What if the real hero was a man the world knew as the Clown Prince of Crime? Thanks to blackcat9517 for the amazing suggestion! :-)

Batman is kidnapped by the Rogues Gallery of Gotham City in an attempt to reveal his secret identity and discover what made him into the Dark Knight. This was suggested by a Guest Reviewer, so thanks, and hope you enjoy it! :-)

After the Joker kicks out Harley Quinn again, Poison Ivy persuades her to sue him for psychological damage and assault. Ivy is sure there's no way they can lose the case, but things are never straightforward with a Joker in the deck.

When a particularly wonderful thing happens to Jervis Tetch's Alice, he resolves to give up crime and his persona as the Mad Hatter. But is it possible for the Mad Hatter to regain his sanity? And would anyone believe him if he did?

When the Joker and Harley Quinn break up, Joker hires a new henchgirl to replace her, whom he names Fake Harley. Fake Harley turns out to be the perfect sidekick, much to real Harley's dismay. She thinks the Joker must be overjoyed to have a competent henchgirl at last. She doesn't know the Joker as well as she thinks.

After Two-Face accidentally gets sprayed with Scarecrow's fear toxin, he begins to have a difficult time distinguishing reality from unreality. And his troubles only increase when he hears a rumor about Poison Ivy and another inmate. Thanks to Sazzywesty for Mr. J's birthday party! :-)

When the Joker accidentally resurrects Count Dracula, he thinks it will be a laugh riot to have Batman fight a real Bat-Man. It's only when the vampire stops taking orders and starts taking an interest in Harley that the Clown Prince realizes Dracula is no joke, and forms an uneasy alliance with Batman to save Gotham from the Un-dead. Thanks to MinaHarkerBlack for suggesting! :-)

Batman is interrupted from a Justice League meeting by the Joker, who wants to have lunch with him. Batman thinks it's a joke. It isn't.

Poison Ivy seduces her psychiatrist to help her escape from Arkham Asylum. Things backfire on her after the escape, however, when her psychiatrist doesn't accept that they're through, and becomes Ivy's stalker.

The sequel to my story "Model Student" where, thanks to the ingenuity of Jervis Tetch, Jonathan Crane gets to see what his world would be like if the Joker had never existed. Thanks to MissHQuinn for the suggestion!

When Harley Quinn is poisoned, the Joker is forced to take care of her with tenderness and affection, two things the Clown Prince is not known for. With Harley's life hanging in the balance, the Joker is forced to consider whether he loves her enough to change for her, or not. Thanks to Clara F for the poisoning suggestion, and Starscream's Biglover for Joker's tender side ;-)

Jonathan Crane reveals to Jervis Tetch that he knew Harleen Quinzel long before she became Harley Quinn - she was his student at Gotham University. The two developed a close professional relationship, and Crane hoped for a closer personal one, until the day Harley takes up an internship at Arkham Asylum, and crosses paths with the Joker.

The sequel to my story "One Big Happy Family" exploring the lives of the Joker family and the Batman family from one generation to the next.

When Two-Face insists that Bruce Wayne joins him on an evening out partying just like old times, the playboy billionaire is forced to deal with Batman's greatest nemeses on their night off.

Both the Joker and Harley Quinn's lives are thrown into utter chaos when a woman appears claiming to be Mrs. Jeannie Napier, the Joker's wife before his accident.

This is the story of what might have happened after the events in "Batman: Arkham City" if Harley Quinn had really been pregnant with the Joker's son, and raised him to take revenge on all the people who let his father die. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion!

Maxie Zeus is brought into Arkham Asylum after his battle with Batman in "Fire From Olympus," and mistakes the other Arkham inmates for fellow Greek gods. This isn't initially a problem, until Zeus starts living up to his namesake and expects the other inmates to live up to theirs.

When Batman interferes in Ra's al Ghul's plot to destroy innocent lives, Ra's uses his influence in high places to have Batman committed to Arkham Asylum. Locked in the asylum with the inmates he helped put there, Batman struggles to protect his life, sanity, and identity, but soon learns that the enemy of his enemy may indeed be his friend.

The Joker is furious when a movie star Harley Quinn likes is cast to play the Joker in an upcoming realistic biopic of Batman, and goes to extreme measures to prove to Harley and the world who the better Joker is. Any similarity to Joker actors living or dead is purely coincidental, and no disrespect meant for any Batman franchises. Except those directed by Joel Schumacher ;-)

One night after the events in "Batman: Arkham Asylum," the Joker and Harley Quinn begin to realize that the Titan chemical may have done more to Joker's body than appearances would suggest. They realize that it may be killing him.

The Joker starts making mistakes and running out of ideas for killing Batman. As he sinks deeper into depression, Harley Quinn determines to inspire him as only a woman can. It's a decision she comes to regret when it works too well, and the Joker becomes completely dependent on her for inspiration.

The Joker, along with Two-Face, goes on a business trip to Las Vegas, leaving Harley to try to emotionally cope with his absence. Needless to say, she doesn't cope very well. Thanks to animalfries12 for the book suggestions :-)

Sequel to Repression and Corruption. One spark of emotion was all it took for the Joker to make his decision. Harley Quinn had to die. Joker/Harley. Rated M for a reason.

Jervis Tetch has perfected his machine for creating alternate realities of the mind, and traps Batman in a world where he has never existed. Batman experiences the lives of his greatest enemies without him, and has to question whether their existences are all his fault.

When Dr. Leland is forcibly removed from her job as head doctor of Arkham Asylum, the patients are put under the care of a new doctor, who doesn't indulge their eccentricities, and believes pain to be the best medicine. Needless to say, the inmates are not pleased, and determine to get Dr. Leland back by any methods necessary.

The dark sequel to Repression. Harley Quinn is injured and the Joker leaves her in the care of an old friend. But without the controlling hand of her lover, Harley begins to see her life in a different way. Nolanverse. Rated M for a reason. Joker/Harley

Warning: Rated for violence, sexuality, and twisted love. What happens when both Harley Quinn and the Joker are brought into Arkham? Go deeper into the relationship between Harley and the Joker, and taste the twists and turns while you're there. Based on Heath's Joker, and TDK Harley.

After being fed up of Harley Quinn's tumultuous relationship with the Joker for the last time, Selina Kyle and Poison Ivy decide to show Harley just what kind of scum the Joker is...by trying to seduce him. Needless to say, Harley is less than pleased.

Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Pastimes 1/4]

When something terrible starts befalling the inmates of Arkham Asylum, Batman is forced to form a truce with his greatest enemies in order to save their lives, at the risk of losing his own. Massive thanks to Suit of Storms for the idea, and for the incredible support! :-)

An alternate universe story, in which a young Dr. Harleen Quinzel crosses paths with the gangster Jack Napier, a meeting which will forever change the course of both of their lives. Huge thanks to Harlequinader for suggesting it - wishing you a very happy birthday for the 20th of March! :-)

The Joker and Harley Quinn go out for dinner with Poison Ivy and her new boyfriend. Naturally things don't go smoothly.

Makenna Quinn asked me to write something fluffy. This is about as fluffy as the Joker and Harley Quinn get. ;-)

awesomeinhumanfrom asked me to write another Creeper story, so I did. Enjoy, all you Creeper fans! :-)

Joker tries to teach his pet hyenas the only trick he cares about: "Kill!" The babies don't listen, until an inconsiderate neighbor learns the hard way that it's best not to cause public disturbances. You never know who may be living next door. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion! :-)

When the new mayor of Gotham introduces a radical new solution to take care of the inmates of Arkham Asylum, Batman is forced to choose either to be on the side of the law, or the side of the lunatics.

When Harley Quinn is removed from his life, the Joker is forced to consider why he misses his favorite punchline, and why the jokes that are Harley and Batman matter so much to him.

Harley Quinn thinks the Joker is being really sweet when he arranges a Valentine's Day surprise for her. She should probably know him better by now. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! :-) Whether you're in a relationship or not, I think we can all be glad we're not in this one. ;-)

Joker's wild and crazy schemes and volatile relationship with Harley Quinn seen through the eyes of one of his long-suffering and loyal henchman, Rocco. A henchman's lot is not a happy one.

After once again being put second to Batman, Harley Quinn uses the services of a fortune teller to give her a glimpse of her future if she stays with Mr. J. She discovers that all her daydreams come true...sort of. The future's never quite how you expect it to be.

No one is more surprised than Batman when Harley Quinn returns to her therapist roots and manages to cure the Joker. Free from their insanity, the former clown couple begin to lead normal, healthy, productive lives, but the Dark Knight suspects there's more to the Joker's rehabilitation than meets the eye.

A new doctor at Arkham Asylum suggests that the patients could benefit from a team-building exercise, and organizes a game of baseball with the doctors playing against the patients. He thinks this will help the inmates function as productive members of a team and of society in general. He doesn't know the Arkham inmates.

xLadyxLionheartx suggested that I write a story where the Joker is made to feel threatened about Harley and another man, just to see how the Clown Prince of Crime copes with jealousy. Although I think we all know the answer is not very well. ;-)

After a fairly disturbing dream where he loses his mind, Bruce Wayne decides to take a break from being Batman, leaving Robin in charge of defending Gotham. The Joker is not pleased, and goes to extreme measures to get his nemesis back.

Harley Quinn wants some private time with her puddin', who just isn't interested, driving Harley to seek advice from self-help books.

Before Harley Quinn met the Joker, a chance run-in with a gangster named Jack Napier forever changes the course of young Harleen Quinzel's life.

When a new, incredibly attractive female psychiatrist starts to analyze the Joker, Harley Quinn can't help being jealous, especially since rumors start to circulate among the inmates about the two being more than doctor and patient. Harley tries to assure herself that her Clown Prince is faithful, but begins to wonder if she's just crazy for having faith in him after all.

Harley and Joker have adopted some new friends and a sudden discovery makes Harley re-think everything. Continuation from Set Fire to the Rain.

After Harley Quinn gives a more than usual disastrous performance during a job, the Joker resolves to kill her once and for all. To prevent this, Poison Ivy bets the Joker that he can't be nice to Harley for a whole week, a challenge which Joker accepts, but which Harley turns out to be none too pleased about.

Jervis Tetch invents a machine to create alternate realities of the mind. He accidentally creates one where the Joker is erased from existence, and the Clown Prince of Crime is forced to experience how different Gotham would be without him in it.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel finds herself relating more to the inmates of Arkham Asylum than the doctors. Taking the side of the patients will forever change the course of her life.

It's New Year's Eve, and a few of the inmates of Arkham Asylum, including Poison Ivy, Two-Face, Scarecrow, Joker, and Harley Quinn speculate what would happen if this is the year the Bat died. Happy New Year, everyone! :-)

SerenaPotterSailorMoon sent me a challenge to write a story where Batman and Harley Quinn are a couple. This is the result, which I hope will satisfy both the Batman/Harley shipper in her and the Joker/Harley shipper in me! :-)

When Edward Nygma is accused of being less intelligent than Harley Quinn, he devises a series of challenges for the clown girl to solve, using the Joker as bait. Will Harley be able to outsmart the Riddler before he harms her precious puddin?

Harley Quinn is attacked in her cell at Arkham Asylum. No one believes her when she says it was Batman, desperate to learn the Joker's location. But neither Harley nor Joker is going to take her abuse lying down.

Batman feels proud when Harley Quinn rehabilitates herself and begins living a normal, productive life. And when Bruce Wayne meets her at a party shortly afterward, he has to examine whether pride is the only thing he feels in regards to the Joker's ex-girlfriend.

Spending the holiday season with the Joker and Harley Quinn proves to be a blast for all involved - 'tis the season to be jolly, after all! Happy holidays, everyone! :-)

After a gag to cheer up the Joker goes wrong, Harley Quinn reflects on their history together from their very beginnings at Arkham Asylum and wonders whether she would change what happened if she could.

Shortly after Dr. Harleen Quinzel's transformation into Harley Quinn and her subsequent breakout of the Joker from Arkham Asylum, Mr. J decides to train Harley to be a productive member of his gang, with unexpected results.

Poison Ivy and Two-Face decide to end their brief relationship, which upsets Harley Quinn more than anyone else. She tries to cheer her best friend up, but her plan backfires and instead makes her reconsider if breaking up might not be the best thing for her own relationship with the Joker.

The Joker doesn't realize how good he had it with Harley Quinn until something goes wrong during a battle with Batman, and he has to cope with life alone.

Harley narrates how a Valentine's Day surprise from the Joker is ruined because of her and Batman.

Inspired by the line from the Justice League episode "Wild Cards," where Harley Quinn claims she and the Joker have been to couples counseling for their relationship. This is my take on what that session might have been like.

Harley Quinn realizes the Joker isn't paying her for her henching, and decides to go on strike.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel receives a visit from Batman warning her to beware of her patient. Little does Batman know his warning comes too late, and Harleen has already submitted to the madness of love.

Poison Ivy goes on vacation to Brazil to get away from it all. Unfortunately for her, the getting away might not be so easy, since the Joker, Harley Quinn, and Two-Face all happen to be vacationing at the same place at the same time.

The Joker is suffering from insomnia, thanks to a series of nightmares involving romantic encounters with Batman. Harley Quinn tries to help him analyze and banish his dreams using both her psychiatric and feminine skills. Suggested by and dedicated to AuroraB for the constant support, encouragement, and incredibly insightful reviews. Enjoy! :-)

Dr. Harleen Quinzel supervises an interview session between Joker and Batman, and finds herself standing up for her patient even though innocent lives may be at risk.

Batman and the Joker return to their respective homes after a fight with each other. And Alfred and Harley Quinn both have different ideas on what makes them a hero.

The Joker muses on his relationship with Harley Quinn and the nature of love, and if those two are in any way connected in his mind.

Assassination attempts on the lives of Gotham City's most eccentric criminals drive them to desperate measures - namely, banding together against their common enemies. Will the supervillains be able to set aside their differences for the greater good of bad?

Jonathan Crane has developed a crush on Harley Quinn, and tries to prevent the Joker's abuse of her. Joker vows revenge, and the Scarecrow determines to find out what truly frightens the Joker.

Harley Quinn is once again forced to deal with her unwanted admirer, the Creeper, who has taken extreme measures to win her affection. Like kidnapping her. Which of the men in her life will out-crazy the other? Thanks to xLadyxLionheartx for the request - I hope she enjoys the result! :-)

The Joker finally proposes to Harley Quinn, and she has a week to sort out the perfect wedding. Naturally, nothing goes right. Will Harley's dreams of becoming Mrs. J ever come true?

Something happens between the Joker and Poison Ivy which the Joker thinks is hilarious. But Harley Quinn doesn't find it very funny at all.

Joker is depressed that Batman is always busy stopping other criminals, and devises a plan to trap Batman using the other Gotham supervillains as bait, forcing Harley to choose between her love for Joker and her friendship with the other Arkham inmates.

Harley Quinn has planned out every detail of her dream wedding. Now all she has to do is wait for the Joker to propose.

The Joker is dead. And Harley Quinn loses her mind.

Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, and Catwoman try to enjoy a quiet girls night in with just the three of them. Unfortunately, the Joker has other plans.

Harley Quinn believes she might be pregnant. She's sure the Joker will be overjoyed at the news, but he's a difficult man to predict.

It's the Joker and Harley Quinn's seven year anniversary. Which the Joker forgets, and which drives Harley Quinn crazy.

Poison Ivy leaves Harley Quinn in charge of taking care of her plants while she's away, with one rule: No Joker. Harley doesn't listen.

Harley Quinn's former colleague from the story "Legally Sane" is transferred to Arkham, much to her and Poison Ivy's delight. The Joker is not so pleased, especially when rumors start to circulate about Harley and the new doctor, causing him to take matters into his own hands.

Harley Quinn is declared legally sane, and struggles to cope with life on her own. Will she relapse into madness?

Poison Ivy invents a masterful scheme for getting back at the Joker - spreading the rumor that Harley told her he's in love with Batman. Joker avenges himself upon her by driving a wedge between her and Harley the only way he can think of - by making it appear Ivy is in love with him.

Harley Quinn discovers she's pregnant, and tells the Joker the good news.

Just a look into a typical day in the life of Harley Quinn and her relationship with the Clown Prince of Crime.

Neither the Joker nor Poison Ivy have seen Harley Quinn in the past three days. Both are concerned about her in their own way, and they form an uneasy truce in order to find her.

The Joker is in a bad mood. Harley Quinn tries to cheer him up, but naturally makes a mess of things instead. And Poison Ivy understands for the first time what can only be described as their evil love.

Poison Ivy is staying with the Joker and Harley Quinn, and isn't enjoying it. Harley asks both of them to try and put aside their differences by spending a civilized evening together with her. It doesn't take long for tempers to flare and homicides to be attempted, while Harley tries to keep the peace any way she can.

Joker wakes up from a nightmare of his past and Harley tries to comfort him. Just a typical night in their relationship.

It's Harley Quinn's birthday party, and the only guests who could make it are the Joker and Poison Ivy. What could possibly go wrong?

Harley defending her relationship from her point of view. I just got tired of reading about how she was a stupid victim of the Joker's, and so decided to write her own perspective on the "Mad Love" story. Based on the comic/TV episode of the same name.

Some would think that scapegoating the Joker for your own crime is suicide. She sees it as the greatest joke of all. Nolanverse, minor Harley/Crane & eventual Harley/Joker. Non-canon Harley. Lem/Lang.

The Joker mostly ignores Harley but never realizes how important she is to him. Joker/Harley M for drug use i own nothing

Jack, a man who is secretly teetering on the brink of insanity, desperately seeks a life of normalcy. Joker/OC.

A dark psychological tale of Harley Quinn's origin. It begins in Arkham Asylum after Dr. Harleen Quinzel is assigned the Joker's case and desperate to make a connection to her mad patient, she starts a game between them that will forever change her life. Nolanverse. Rated M for a reason Joker/Harley

Harley and the Joker are back in action, and supposedly their life together has gotten better. Yet Harley still can't forget about some things in her past...continuation from "Inside the Fire"

Harley has run away from her old life to join the circus that is living with the Joker. It's a pretty steep learning curve. JxHQ.

The Joker's got a problem: Harley doesn't remember who he is! What's a clown to do? Joker/Harley Nolanverse

The unlikely story of a chaotic couple and the son they raised. My first fic, totally re-edited. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for swearing, graphic violence, and sexual content.

Too short for a summary. Gotta read it suckers!

Classic heath ledger's Joker and Harley Quinn story

Nolanverse Joker/Harley. Rating may go up for later chapters. Harley returns home one night to a dark scene that shocks even her.

God forgot a lot of things and Harley Quinn was one of them.

JxHQ: He hated how soft her hands were. M for sexual references.

A sequel of sorts to An Old Fashioned Romance. Azzarello!Joker/Harley aka Joker as an out and out gangster, v different JxH dynamic . Jonny Frost POV. Joker asks for a favour from Jonny Jonny unbeta'd, written lightning fast. Still, hope you enjoy! .

The night The Joker finally brought Harley home. Random fluff. Rated M for language and graphic sexual content...enjoy!

The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better. [Bad Jokes 1.5]

The Joker meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel in Arkham Asylum and during their sessions, they are each trying to convince the other: just who is fooling who? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, some violence and some sexual references.

The Joker is sick! No, really...he's sick, and Harley tries to make him feel better. Rated M for language. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. FLUFF!

Wrong place, wrong time.

All Harley wants is for her Puddin' to notice what SHE needs. Is that so much to ask? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. FLUFFINESS! Also, this story is a bit of an homage to the scene from Mad Love. You'll see which.

It may just be another day...but it means a lot to Harley. Another random one...FLUFF! My first T rated fic! What! For one utterance of a swear, ha! Nolanverse Joker and Harley.

Harley has a very concerning dream. Very random story. Just popped into my head. Rated M for language. Hope you like FLUFFINESS! Please review! :- One-shot, Nolanverse Joker and Harley.

The entire city hates him. Do you know what that feels like?

Something's wrong with Harley, the Joker observes.

Harley meets an unlikely ally. Continuation of From the Ashes.

The Joker's trust is a very valuable yet fragile thing...as Harley will soon discover. NOT A ONESHOT! Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, sexual content, and very graphic abuse. This is based off an event mentioned in On Her Own.

The story of how Harley and The Joker became the proud parents of...two hyenas? Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Not a oneshot!

sequel to Burn Me Down. harley's life complicates.

Harley leaves The Joker and is thrown into Arkham Asylum for the first time. Can she last without him...or will it be the other way around? Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Not a oneshot!

What happens in the Gotham Plaza Hotel...stays in the Gotham Plaza Hotel. Okay, story isn't as risque as it sounds, but please read and review. Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley Quinn.

Harley designs her first outfit and...is shocked by her other 'first' Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for sexual references and language. Silly/Fluffy Joker ahead. You've been warned. This story is pretty tame and random. :-

Of course The Joker has a sweet tooth...especially when it comes to Harley. Fluffy! If you don't like it or are not amused in the slightest by fluff, then do not read. If so, this is rated M for language and sexual references. Nolanverse Joker and Harley

The Joker returns home to Harley one night, feeling as he always does...right? Why is he feeling different tonight? Nolanverse Joker/Harley. Rated M for language. Fluff? I don't know...you tell me.

The Joker breaks out of Arkham post TDK and brings along a fellow patient. What will happen when he realizes she has touched on emotions he thought long dead? Joker/Harley

Just what is love between The Joker and Harley? It's their own unique brand, actually. See what happens when Mistah J's love for her is questioned. Rated M for swearing and violence. Nolanverse Joker.

Harley, it's very simple. If The Joker calls you, answer the damn phone! Rated M for language and some sexual references. Daddy/girl dynamics: Ain't it great? Emotional and physical abuse. Nolanverse Joker and Harley.

the beginnings of the Joker and Harley Quinn's relationship, Harley as protagonist. rated M for later chapters and language.

Joker decides to give in and take Harley on a date. Sort-of. More like a heist. Laughter, pain and clownish antics ensue.

An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!

Batman and his loyal manservant, Alfred Pennyworth, discuss what, precisely, Harley Quinn means to the Joker.

Doctor Harleen Quinzel gets a visit from her darkest desire. Warnings for very strong themes.

The Joker and Harley Quinn: one evening, a thousand moods. Warnings for violence and sexual situations.

Harley storms out and Joker is left to his own devices. Rid of the old ball and chain, he indulges in the charms of bachelorhood. A "day in the life of". Warnings for implicit violence and sexual references.

A nervous tap of the finger, a thoughtless prod of a scar--Harley knew his every little movement. And she was going to have to use them if she wanted more of him. TDK, sort of could be a very early precursor to Fifteen Minutes.

When you're ill there's nothing that can soothe your aches and pains like a little gesture of caring from the one you love. JokerxHarley. Some violence.

A more realistic take on Dr. Quinzel and her twisted relationship with the Joker. DISCLAIMER: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the aut

The lair is being fumigated and Joker and Harley have to find somewhere else to stay. Will the various Rogues of Gotham take kindly to the two clowns dropping in for a sleep-over? Pure crack and playful humour kids! Chap 6: The Riddler! COMPLETE!

Harley's in gear but Mistah J ain't playing. What's a gal to do? Our mischeivous minx takes matters into her own hands - and goes looking elswhere! JokerxHarley

Harley wasn't used to not being noticed. Just how DO you seduce a murderous, psychopathic clown, anyway? JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, some language.

Set not long after the events of 'Mad Love'. Just how did Joker resolve things with Harley after the lies he told are revealed? How does Harley come to accept them? JokerxHarley.

A sequel to "Harley Quinn: Soliloquy" told through The Joker's eyes. Harley? Rehabilitated? Not if Mistah J has anything to say about it. This ain't fluffy, kids. It's nasty, brutal, hilarious and darkly comic. JokerxHarley. Strong themes. Complete.

A rehabilitated Harley Quinn tries to find her place in a society she is no longer a part of. But can she truly leave the shadows of her past behind? Warning for mild themes and references to violence.