Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.

An impromptu party for the teaching faculty of Hogwarts takes a very unexpected turn for two of its teachers when both men drink way too much and let their egos get the better of them later on. How Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy will handle things the day after...now that will be almost as interesting as what happened that night.

Light learns to hate his professor L while slowly falling in love with his roommate Ryuzaki. Little does he know, L and Ryuzaki are one and the same. LxLight. AU-ish

Young Light's parents are murdered and he's sent to Wammy's. For a while, he's thrilled- it's challenging AND he's meeting people like A and C! ...And L. Jerk. Then B shows up, and, well... stuff goes bad. Fast. With havoc as only B can wreak. LxL AU

From the prompt: "What if one day everyone was brewing Amortentia and Harry walks in. Of course, he doesn't know what they're brewing, so the first thing he says is 'Why does the room smell like it's drenched in Malfoy's cologne' and then everyone, including Draco, just looks at him."

Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

Harry eyed the new screen set up on the side of the Quidditch stadium suspiciously. There were large letters inscribed above it that said 'Snitch a Kiss.' That's right, the kissing cam had come to the wizarding world. Based off a Tumblr prompt. Update: Riverwave has posted a translated version of this story in French. Check in out on her profile under the title "Attrapez un Baiser"

Draco has had the worst day ever, so Harry goes a bit overboard with presents to make him feel better WARNING! STUPID FLUFF! BABY KITTEN! ARGH! Post Hogwarts AU, established relationship, no smut.

The Prophet runs an article many misinterpret as an April Fools joke, and Harry is absolutely furious. Post Hogwarts, non-epilogue compliant, established relationship. No smut. Birthday Present!

After two years, Jim is finally ready to rejoin his bondmate. Sequel to Quicksilver. Spirk. Smut.

After an incident involving Spock and bullies, Jim finds himself confused about his feelings for his best friend. Alien!Kirk. Spirk.

He'd thought he would be in the clear. He'd thought they could finally be done with the hellish topic and move on, but really, when had life ever been so kind? So now Jim was sitting, hands poised over his PAD, wondering just what exactly one could type into a search engine to find compelling arguments defending Governor Kodos' actions on Tarsus IV. (Academy Era)

A new take on our favorite Death Note Characters, Lawliet is a senior student at Wammy's, who realizes he cares for Light Yagami. Unfortanely Light was forced to bring someone with him this year; BBxA, MattxMello, LightxL.

The closest Scorpius Malfoy had ever gotten to Albus Potter was to admire the Gryffindor from afar. Then an accident at Burgin and Burkes changes everything by linking the two in a way they could have never seen coming.

After Tarsus, James Kirk finds himself confined in Starfleet medical, slowly going crazy, hacking into top secret 'fleet databases and forming an accidental/on purpose bond with his Vulcan roomie. What's that about time/love soothing all wounds? AU Kirk/Spock

Harry suddenly finds himself in the time of the Marauders and in deep trouble. Will he be able to hide his identity from the Marauders? And will he realize the family he has wanted for so long is right beside him? timetravel, bondingfamily fic, AU no DH

Lovestories aren't written. They just happen because there's ground to let them happen. Or maybe because some changes are possible... Matt, homophobic, Mello, gay, and the ground's giving in under their feet...

After his mum took off, Ian sort of expected he'd wind up in foster care. What he didn't expect was to meet a sort of dirty boy called Mickey Milkovich there. Multi-chap fic. THERE IS NOW A SEQUEL TO THIS FIC CALLED "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT STUPID QUESTIONS"

Lieutenant Pike knew it would be a mission he'd never forget. He didn't expect to find the son of a legend, James T. Kirk, sick and abused in the rubble. Tarsus IV. No slash.

-Complete!- On Vulcan, Spock wishes on a star at his mother's insistence. On Earth, Jim's family is murdered. Someone is after him, and all he wants is to get away. Fate, or the power of a wish, brings these two together. AU, very eventual K/S

If Harry Potter sat by Draco Malfoy on the Hogwarts Express in 1991 and got sorted into Slytherin House. Series-length story, going from 1991-1998. Who you share your Chocolate Frogs with makes a world of a difference. Hogwarts era. (Solo-written by cathartic.)

The year after high school is always a test of character and strength. Of course, that's even more so if you accidentally create an explosion in a lab and wake up with powers that no other human being on the planet could possibly have. (Superhero/X-men AU, JeanMarco, Eremin, Eruri, Springles, MikAni, Reibert, Petra/Auruo and other pairings)

A woman hits on Jim at a bar, Spock acts like a caveman, and Bones has to witness it all. Stupid captains and their damn husbands. Bones' POV. See warnings inside.

Desperate to escape the shadow of being the Chosen One's son Albus Potter thinks he might have found a way, but he'll need Scorpius Malfoy's help and a whole lot of luck keeping the Slytherin in line to do it. Also LW/RG

Four years after he left No.6, Nezumi returns, looking for Shion. Shion, however, can no longer look for him. One-shot. Contains disability of main characters.

Jim befriends Spock after Spock's family moves to Earth. Jim basically lives with them and confesses his heart's desire to the only adult he trusts; Amanda. Teen!Spirk AU

Sequel to 'In Your Eyes': Jim huffed, ducking back underneath the blanket, "Wake me when you found out what's wrong with me." "Jim-" "Goodnight!"

He's been looking forward to this day for such a long time now. So why is his heart racing like he's been running for his life? A timestamp to In Other Words (I Love You).

When Sirius wakes up the morning after Frank and Alice Longbottom's wedding, there are several thoughts vying for attention in the early morning fog of his brain. I am never drinking again, weddings are utterly insane, and I would kill for cup of coffee right now are discarded, however, when Sirius's eye lands on five inky-black letters scrawled on his forearm.

Various moments of Dean and Seamus through their years at Hogwarts as they navigate the waters of friendship and love. Part 1 of Through Their Eyes. Part 1 of Of Course Verse (Part 2 to come out fall 2015).

Promotional Poem for our 'Against the Clock' fanfiction writing challenge. Sookie is preparing for the return of her employer - Lord William - but whatever is Lady Pam getting up to with the Stable lad?

Star Trek Reboot AU. Jim never made it to the bar to meet Pike. Instead, he ran away from home to become a computer tech at Starfleet, trying to save money to put himself through classes. Commander Spock meets him one day after he is attacked by three Starfleet cadets, and that changes his entire plan for his life.

If you haven't read Baking My Way Into Your Heart, then this probably won't make any sense. Some bonus material from the main story.

It has been one year, two months, three weeks and five days. Jim Kirk is getting cranky and there is nothing to sate his...manly 'needs' on his ship. Desperate, Jim turns to weird and wonderful hobbies in order to distract himself and discovers some interesting feelings for his First Officer when he attempts poetry...Rated M for smut, now complete.

Derek/Stiles. MPREG. Kink meme fill in which every werewolf and shapeshifter in Beacon Hills is aware that Stiles is pregnant before he is. And the first baby!werewolf being born into a pack is apparently a big freakin' deal, and excuse enough for everyone to lose their damn minds. Stiles figuring out why everyone is being so weird around him is just the beginning.

Shion's a stoner. Nezumi's a drunk. Inukashi understandably kinda hates them both. (High)jinks ensue. College AU. Rated M for drug use and adult situations.

Matt: junkie hacker. Mello: up-in-coming Mafia boss. An accidental encounter, sequestration, and violence, drugs, and booze later, is it Stockholm or Lima syndrome? Maybe neither. Maybe it's just real. CO-AUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX

A time-traveling mishap will make two children and a fledgling realize that the unexpected can sometimes be a good thing.

Prompt fill: Mickey and Ian holding hands

Light Yagami - Most popular boy in high school, smart, attractive, polite, exactly the kind of guy you'd want to take home and meet your mother. L Lawliet - Teenage Dirtbag. What more can I say? LXLight AU

Scorpius Malfoy is not a nice potions teacher, and new teacher Albus Potter is recruited to ask the Slytherin to be nicer to their students.Turns out Scorpius is willing to behave in class if a certain Gryffindor is willing to misbehave afterwards.

The epitome of evil is not Sauron, but a bored Peregrin Took. It has been proven. Pippin gets bored on the way to Moria and asks Boromir a rather awkward question. Things spiral down from there. Legolas and Gimli exchange a few low blows and Aragorn gets insulted. Rated T for the question that Pippin brainbreaks Boromir with.

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

(Or That Time When Scorpius Became a Hippogriff Because He Was a Huge Prat). "Choices are made, fates are sealed...Near-bonds broken are finally healed...Centuries of pride and strife, broken...through love, a much better token...with wing and claw, or hand and hand, the heir's choices will decide..." she'd looked directly at Scorpius. "Choose carefully, young scorpion..."

A/U. When Raven's baby brother, panicked and alone, comes to stay at her apartment Raven's reluctant best friend, Erik, finds himself more involved than he ever thought possible. Charles/Erik.

They meet Jim in phases, and through him find each other. But as the layers peal back, the future Enterprise bridge crew finds more than they can handle. Because long before he had friends, Jim had Family, and the Scaretta crime syndicate didn't survive to the 23rd century by letting go of its own. Jim Kirk will always be a frustration to Spock-even when that's not his name.

Dean lays down some ground rules. Dean/Cas, 2014!verse, possessive rough sex.

Academy AU. They wanted Jim to grow up and take on real responsibility, too bad no one in the school was prepared for it. When Jim starts teaching a class, he throws the entire Academy into chaos. Can Spock help Jim with his problems and help the school? Will Jim even give this stranger the time of day? See how Jim matures or if he crashes and burns and how the school handles it.

When it struck Castiel, it dropped him out of the sky. He set down the first place he could find. He stood in a field in Switzerland, swaying on his feet and staring down at his body, dazed by what it had just done. mpreg

Another day, another town; when their bounty hunter father enrolls he and Sam in yet another school Dean thinks this will be another town he'll forget five minutes after he leaves it - until he meets a lonely, blue-eyed classmate and all of that begins to change. A Dean/Castiel all-human high school AU with movie nights, unexpected reunions, heartbreak and a steamy hotel shower.

Matsuda asks Light to teach him how to seduce someone, so Light demonstrates his techniques on a none-too-willing L. L is determined to ignore Light regardless of what the teen does to him, but Light is determined to get a reaction. Written for Stormygio

Sequel to 'Only You'. Al and Scorpius haven't been a couple in a while, but fate has put them together again and they must not only deal with their past together, but their turbulant present. Also Albus/Gellert and Domi/OC.

Aurors Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy have been partners for years, and are considered the best in their chosen profession. But there's always been an internal war between them, one that's about to come to flashpoint. Also Louis/Rorake.

When George and Wood get into an argument about the talent of certain players Charlie suggests a Quidditch match between Weasleys and Wood's former teammates to shut them both up. And the losing captain has to kiss the winner's ass.

Mickey's Dad finds out about Mickey being gay and even though Ian's not there, but he finds the Gallaghers are still willing to take Mickey in.

Home from Romania Charlie Weasley decides to get drunk before heading up to his room at the Leaky Cauldron. And seeing what his former captain is up to, how can Oliver Wood not get involved.

Jim is a geek. Spock is clueless. Academy life is hard. And really bad pick up lines are used. Kirk/Spock.

Blaine is the most popular kid at school, he's also a bully. Kurt is the new kid and the victim of the football team, but bullying somebody doesn't necessarily mean you won't end up liking them, even if you try your best not to. Rated M for later

It's Valentines' Day in Mrs. Swift's kindergarten class and her little witches and wizards are eager to celebrate it with their special someone. LW/RG, AD/GG, RW/SD and ASP/SM.

1950s Lawrence. Castiel is from a middle class family, Dean lives in the poorer part of town. They're 17 years old and a friendship forms.

The AU in which Nezumi is a judgmental bookstore employee and Shion is the uncomfortably popular and charmingly oblivious barista.

L meets Light in an alley when he's only 11. Light takes him in and the story of their life unfolds. They start as friends, evolve to brothers, turn into partners, and eventually, they become partners in a differnt way. Fic for icywarm! Enjoy!

L is a reclusive detective who takes his job seriously. Too seriously, in fact. Once he takes note of how neglected and stagnant his life truly is, he decides to make some changes. Challenges arise through an unanticipated meeting. AU

Sort-of-Prequel One Shots to my Story "In Your Eyes". Will contain short stories about Jim and Spock growing up.

Near has never been hungry.

AU: "My name is Spock. Are you male or female?" The child scrunched up its nose. "I'm a boy of course!"

Or James Potter and the 'MERLIN'S PANTS, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY PANTS' James walks in on Remus and Sirius, seventh year.

Sequel to 'Corruption'. Now that the battle is over Rorake is recovering at Louis's house for the week. What will they get up to? Also ASP/SM

Twenty one year old James Sirius Potter never expected to go back in time to the seventh year of the Marauders. And he certainly never expected to fall in love there. But James doesn't belong, and the fate of Sirius Black has already been written.

AU. The one where Shion calls Nezumi at ungodly hours, and Nezumi lets him. Nezumi/Shion.

In which Shion is sleep-deprived and Nezumi is clingy in his sleep. In the middle of a cold winter's night, Shion comes to a few realizations about his bedmate and they don't just involve his wandering hands.

Teen!chester oneshots featuring moments of such fuzz and fluff that it'll make kittens look like cacti...or so I hope. Ratings very between stories and will not exceed T rating. No Wincest, but lots of cuteness.

AU. Nezumi doesn't visit the local bookstore for the cute white-haired boy that works there. He's only here for the books. No, really. One-shot, Nezumi/Shion.

After a mission goes wrong, Kirk must deal with a de-aged Spock and fight to keep them both alive. Spock grows attached and begins to worry that he won't remember his time with Kirk once he's changed back.

AU borrows heavily from 'But I'm a cheerleader' Dean's family holds an intervention for him, claim that he's gay and ship him off to 'True Directions' where he meets Castiel. Gabriel indulges in guerilla warfare and Sam doesn't know why he indulges him.

"I'd want us to meet again in the next life." "You believe in that sort of crap?" Based on the ED used in the anime of our two boys getting all chummy in the snow. NezumiShion. One-shot, cheesy sappy fluff.

An X-Men First Class AU in which Erik owns a restaurant. Written for a prompt at lj 1stclass-kink.

Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.

XFC. Slash. Charles says he knows everything about Erik, but in truth he doesn't. He only sees that coin a handful of times, but each time reveals something more. 3 part story.

Born of tragedy, raised in the fires of Hell, he walks through the valley of the shadow of death and fears that he is evil. When bedtime stories are long since over Jim Kirk struggles to survive. *Abuse, Tarsus, use of Vulcan, grim!feral!Jim, Spirk,

Albus and Scorpius are shocked to wake up in a bed together naked. How did they get there and why can't they remember? Sorta a continuation of 'A Bone To Pick' but can be read on own.

L can't help but be intrigued by classmate Light Yagami, and Light can't help himself either-even as Light's mental health deteriorates, they are still drawn together. AU LxLight, 50 sentence prompts.

Dean is hired by Zachariah to fathom the new creature he's fished out of the sea, and that would be Castiel obviously.PS Deviant art now has images for this story - thanks to BobbleHeadedJesus and togainyourtrust. and more

No Malfoy has ever beaten a Potter. Scorpius Malfoy plans to change that however by using Al Potter's attraction to him as a weapon against the Potters. Only problem is Al has figured out the plan and he has some of his own. So who will corrupt who?

Albus Potter can't see a thing without his glasses, including the identity of the man who's come to take advantage of that fact.

An Academy AU. Kirk is bored and so takes on a Xenolinguistics class and falls in love with the professor. Rating for language and sexual reference.

Kirk is part Betazoid, he doesn't advertise it because it doesn't define him, but after feeling the terror and the psychic scream from the destruction of Vulcan he can't block anything anymore and it almost kills him. Spock intervenes.

Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"

When Light's 14, his parents mysteriously die of heart attacks. L takes a personal interest in both the deaths, similar deaths, and Light himself. When he is personally invited to Wammy's House by L, emotions start to run high. LxLight MelloxMatt

Wammy's Dorms, where the 6 brightest boys in the school reside. But when you put genii together, what can happen? Cat-fights, misunderstanding and sexual tension! Yaoi.

Full title: A Slightly Drunk Matt's Guide to Mello and Other Holiday Activities . In which Mello gets analyzed, Starbucks gets made fun of, candy gets eaten, and Matt gets wasted more than once. Matt/Mello, rated largely for language.

You can be the straightest person in the world until you find that special someone. It is the feelings for that person that matter, and the challenges you are willing to face to be with them. A high school story of discovery, trust, and above all, love.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

When Scorpius's parents split up, his mother takes him to live in France, and he transfers to Beauxbatons, just after Albus has discovered how much he fancies Scorpius. No mature content OMG WHAT?

A collection of drabbles. Ongoing, all male/male couples from Hetalia. Right now, limited to humour, but the angst might creep its way through the ventilation somehow. Enjoy! Rated T to be safe for right now. Might go up or down.

Did you know that Vulcans ran underground 'touch' clubs? Well, now you do. Established K/S.

Antonio had the stupidest questions sometimes. High school AU. Hint of Spamano.

A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".

Sequel to A Wicked Week. When a head injury erases Albus's memories Scorpius must use their dream connection to remind the former Gryffindor why they got together in the first place.

He saw a tuft of red hair emerging from an old page representing some young boys gathered in front of a screen in Wammy's common room waiting to talk to L. "Hey, Mister Obata!" the small creature called, jumping out of the case and standing on the desk.

Al has always crushed on Scorpius, who he thinks would never want him. But Scorpius HAS always wanted a dog, which just so happens to be Al's Animagi form. Now if Al could just make Scorpius like him as a human too.

Written for LJ's STXI Kink Meme. Spock gives Jim a tongue bath: take one. Kirk/Spock. PWP.

'Hey Mello, what size are you' Matt called out to him from his computer. Matt had been shouting out questions all morning as well,but only that one made him pause midway to a sip of tea. 'My.. my what' Mello muttered darkly. 'You know, bra size'

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Kirk is given an assignment he isn't sure he'll ever be able to finish. "What would you have done differently in the situation on Tarsus IV?" His childhood nightmare double-spaced in twelve-point font.

Um... basically a bunch of death note poetry drabbles. This is what poetry section in school does to me! I'M THINKING IN POETRY! D: anyway, lots of yaoi fluff drabbles in poetry form and crap, sure to be MxM and LxL and BxA and maybe GxN too. Enjoy...?

First Officer Spock comments on life aboard the Enterprise and his service under Captain James T. Kirk.

Matt's perspective, AU. Matt and Mello met in elementary school, and it went from there. Matt's memories have been scribbled down in a spiral notebook. A tale of love, loss and the power of determination, Matt and Mello share the truest of loves.

Mello keeps visiting Near. The visits are short, and often full of snide insults and rude behavior from Mello. Near didn’t really know how insults and jibes had gradually turned into rough kisses. He just let it happen--over and over.

James T. Kirk, captain, scientist, and misunderstood genius. Spock writes to the reclusive scientist only he doesn't know it's Jim. Kirk/Spock pairing. Co-written with jouissant.

Matt, a genius hacker and spy, is sent undercover at Wammys for the sole purpose of discovering the secrets of the mysterious letter known only as L. The only problem... he didn't plan on falling in love with his roommate. Some yaoi, Character death.

WeeChester story. Sam's 4th grade teacher gives the class an assignment: draw something that reminds you of love. She disputes his choices. Sam and Dean dispute her back.

Strictly AU. The world is a boring place, there is only so much one can do before such boredom eats at you. Light has found a way around his boredom, he steals. Not to keep, merely for the challenge.What will he do when L takes an interest in him? LightxL

Geniuses do have a tendency to do things backwards. Valentine's Day morning for L and Light.

At the age of five Albus and Scorpius meet up at a Halloween party, neither knowing who the other is. Things get a bit complicated though, when Albus mistakens Scorpius for a girl.

When born enemies Albus and Scorpius piss off a Veela she curses them to a week in which their nightly dreams are connected, and in which, to their horror, they get to know each other in the most intimate of ways.

Jim Kirk was a very special child. A little too special, some might say.

Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. Also known as, “Five times Spock thought no one was looking, and one time he knew he was caught.” De-aged/kid!fic. Kirk/Spock friendship or pre-slash.

Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.

In a world where Remus never received his Hogwarts invitation and Sirius wasn't accepted by the Gryffindors the two lonely boys become friends. A story beginning in their first year, and continuing right through Hogwarts and beyond. RLSB.

Before WSF, ever wonder how 4 year old Matt met Mello at Wammys? Why he wears stripes and goggles, or how he got into games? This is a three shot of those events. Set in the 'We Sleep Forever' universe.

Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !

Mello moves in a new apartment, unfortunately, he won't be as peaceful as he expected, with this redhead neighbour stalking him from his window... CO-AUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX ON THEIR NEW SHARED ACCOUNT!

Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.

When they end up in the infirmary together Albus and Scorpius have a conversation that leads to some really unexpected secrets revealed.

Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.

What if things had gone differently for L and Light in their lives. Without the complication of the Death Note would things have developed in a different way? Thrown together at a school for the gifted just what events will play out? Eventual LightxL

You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.

The title is self-explanatory, wacky fun ensues I assure you.

On the day of his coronation, Arthur brought magic back to Camelot with the smoke from his father’s funeral pyre still black as pestilence in the air. - Sort of a follow-up to "Forgotten for Good," set a few years later.

K/S slash-preslash. When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – even the things Jim isn’t sure he wants to change.

In which Merlin forgets something, and Arthur learns something new.

“When Arthur is king he makes Merlin court magician and he gets a new manservant. The manservant has a crush on Arthur and Merlin gets jealous.” And proceeds to properly label his personal property. SLASH

Light knows he's going to hate the 'task force party', but nothing could have prepared him for a little game called '7 Minutes in Heaven', especially when he doesn't end up in the closet with anyone he expected. LxLight

Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S

L is under the weather and ill-fortuned Light is left caring for him. Rated for some language. Hints of BL.

Now that Mello isn't in the Mafia anymore and he has his housewife duties, what is his daily life like? Crack, three-shot. MattxMello WARNINGS: foul language, smut, and violence

In which there are shopping trips, sarcasm, backhanded compliments, dark rooms, big guns, bubble baths, trauma of every sort, and detailed fantasies involving cake - lots of those. Let the buyer beware indeed. L/Light.

L attempts some mating patterns that do not go as planned; use of the word jugs

On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.

I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.

Light meets his ever present stalker at a New Year's festival. The bells bid farewell to the past year, but the question lingers: which will be the one to claim the new tomorrow? L/Light

Mello's in denial.

Light Yagami's metaphors were even worse when he was hungover and had just gotten laid. Light/L.

To reign is worth ambition though in Hell: Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heav'n." Paradise Lost, John Milton. Things change...further more, People change, and to know himself, he must first know another. Sequel to Welcome to Wammy. Mature

Sometimes, all it takes is one night to make a difference in someone's life. For L and Raito, it took four weeks. But what do you expect from two star students who hate each other with a passion? It's not like they were in love, or anything like that...

AU ONESHOT. The fangirls were driving Raito insane, and his only salvation was to pretend to go out with his sort-of-friend, Ryuuzaki Hideki. Unfortunately, Raito discovered that he was just trading one Hell for another. LxRaito.

Mello was so good at it. Matt only wanted more. Pointless fluff!

Light and L are in for a very interesting surprise when they discover the result of their intimate moment. How will Light be able to keep up with L's emotional fluctuations and even more bizzare behavior? LightxL mpreg

AU. A Shinigami is left with the impossible task of convincing a ten-year-old L to use his Death Note.

When Matt and Mello leave a bar in the middle of the night they run into a poor fortune teller. Mello treats the fortune teller badly, unknown to him she gives him a curse. yaoi, mpreg NOW COMPELETE!

Matt's been playing a new game since 5 o'clock in the morning and Mello is absolutely annoyed. Unable to work with all this racket, Mello's about to show Matt exactly what happens when the blond goes ignored... yaoi, lemon...

Ten reasons why Scorpius Malfoy should have been born a girl. AS/S One-shot

Sex was just human instinct. That was all; it meant that and nothing more. Human instinct, human instinct, human instinct. At least, that’s what Raito liked to tell himself, especially when he was screaming and begging for more. Yaoi.

When Watari sends 14 year old L to Japan to practice his Japanese language comprehension, L never anticipated that he would somehow be stuck babysitting two devil children: Light and Sayu Yagami.

Mello finds himself in a complex web of savagery after arriving at Wammy House, but a certain gamer's there to help him cope--until even that fragile trust is called into question while they work to catch a murderer. Happiness wasn't meant to be. Complete

Crack. Raito and Misa get it on. Ryuuzaki, who is chained to Raito at the time, has something to say about it. Quite a few things, actually.

I walked towards him, intending to pass him and waltz right on up those stairs and disappear…just another nameless, inconsequential face in his night. Perhaps that was too submissive, because it caught his attention.- An edgy one-shot with Matt and Mello.

520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!

Ryuzaki and Raito have been best friends since forever.Raito is the genius,popular,stellar student and Ryuzaki his genius,oddball friend.All is swell in their lives until a late night party brings buried emotions to the surface. YAOI Ryuzaki x Raito. LxL

Mello has just arrived at Wammy House at the young age of nine. Can he adjust to his new life after so long without an identity? M for Mature due to touchy subject matter, violence, language, and games I play with the human mind. Mikanis

Near has just arrived at Wammy's house at the young age of seven. Trauma mute, and incurably introverted, how will he adjust to the entirely open ended story they've offered? Rated M for Mature themes. Spoilers for character names, not much else. Mikanis

Light, pathetically poor college student that he is, is in dire need of cash. The renowned detective and more importantly, multi billionaire L can help this wretched situation: and subsequently, the business negotiations begin. Yaoi, slightly crackish.

James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.

Matt has a conundrum. He wants to know what the big deal with kissing is... but girls are gross. MelloMatt Just random Wammy's fluff.

In which Juliet is a boy and Romeo is black. Slash warning.

In retrospection, despite the consequences, Matt determined that taunting Mello was the best idea he’s ever had. [MattxMello] [One Shot] [R&R Please]

Oneshot sequel in three parts for Bond. Timestamp meme for Calíope Amphora, who asked for a story set postBond, for the boys' first anniversary.

I’m Sirius Black.I’m drop dead gorgeous, rich and great in bed.But this story isn’t about me or how great I am in bed.Well, the latter does have a slight part, but mainly, it’s about how the root to every disaster is love. AU,RS

Little one shots showing my fav Hana Kimi couples when the spirit of Valentines Day is in the air.

One horrible day, Raito finds himself in dire need to get rid of a ditzy blonde. The whole plan backfires and he finds himself in a worse situation than before. Crack. Oneshot. Result of boredom.

He honestly didn't know why it surprised him so much. The way Ryuuzaki constantly gnawed at his thumb during the day, it shouldn't come as a shock to know he sucked his thumb at night.

When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!

Drabble. LightxL. Sometimes, being handcuffed together caused a few problems.

Rivals on the baseball diamond, Yuuri Shibuya and Wolfram von Bielefeld soon come to realize that they have more in common than they’d like to admit. For neither know they are the reincarnations of a tragic royal couple from another place and time.

Yuuri x Wolfram fluffy oneshot. Yuuri and Wolfram go out to get some air, and end up coming to terms with some things that have been left unsaid. Mild angst, but it has a happy ending.

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.

Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.

My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.