'lo!

I am Rio Fantastic. Yeah, you heard right, the Rio Fantastic. What's this? You have not heard of me? Disgraceful! Ich verlange große Summen Geld!

I am currently working on The Life of crime in Rondale City. I'm reading and reviewing as many GTA stories I can so people will read mine, and also because a large amount of the stories there are entertaining. One of the major things that really ticks me off about www.fanfiction.net is the fact that you can't post urls in a story. There is absolutely no way to do it. I've tried everything - I've included it in the uploaded document, I've edited it in heck I've even put it into the HTML part, but it always screws up. I'm no good at describing cars or guns, so when I mention cars or guns in my story, I want people to know what I'm on about, but I can't, so I just leave a message at the top telling them to do an image search on google, and I doubt many people do this, and in effect this could ruin the entire chapter if it's based round a paticular car or gun, as the latest chapter of my The life of crime in Rondale City was. So please - if anybody, ANYBODY knows how to put a link in a story PLEASE CONTACT ME, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CONTACT MEEEE!

Anyway. If you're intrested I'm going to spice things up a bit with some nice websites for you to visit.

Erowid!

This is a nice website about drugs. The experiences page on there is by far the greatest part of the website, where people from all over the intraweb share there drug-related experiences. I highly reccomend a nice visit, especially since I recently fixed the link.

The Grand Theft Auto forum spectacular!

A very good forum about Grand Theft Auto and the such. It is the 444th biggest forum in all of the interweb, which is pretty impressive if you think about it. Since the one thing I hate is dead forums, this is a very happy place for me and all you Grand Theft Auto fans.

I've got a big bag of crabs here

Pretty much self explanatory, this one. One of the greatest things on the internet. Ever.

Madness

The best series' on the internet. Worth a watch. Worth a watch, indeed.

Ok, now that I've showered you with brilliant web URLS, go forth and read my story, lest you rot inside a corpse shell.

Sayorana!