I'm COMPLETELY new at writing fanfiction. Hehe...

I've been reading it for years, though. And there are some really good ones out there.

That's what inspired me to start writing, I think. Those good fanfics.

Plus, I could finally get exactly what I wanted out of Harry Potter if I wrote it myself.

That's what I call facing the problem head on.

However, since I am new at this, I'm going to need your patience. Please?

I might not update as frequently as you would like.

For that, I apologize.

The story/stories might seem a bit directionless. That's 'cause they are. I'm thinking it up as I go along.

For that, I apologize.

Some of you may not want me to update frequently at all. As you hate what I write.

For that, ...well, I don't see why I should apologize for that, really.

I do realize that the last point I just made didn't really fit into my awesome apology speech.

And for that, I apologize.

Ha.

Thanks for reading my profile, kind fanfic-loving stranger.

Happy reading/writing/laughing/crying/singing/skipping/hallucinating/unicycling or whatever bizarre interests you may have.

You silly bananas.

I love you all.

Unless, of course, you don't like Harry Potter. Or Harry Potter fanfiction.

To those of you I can't love: Um...why are you here?

Love Clair.