lisakirabyron
hey guys, how it going Favorite colors: black, red and blue Favoritebook series: The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare Favorite anime: Fairy Tail and Deadman Wonderland,death note,one piece,sao,maid sama,bleach, black Butler,naruto,nuarto shuppdensoul eater,and blue Exorcist, Favorite animal: puma, tiger or lion I play the piano and love to read and draw My Favorite Ships: The Mortal Instruments: clace (clary x jace) The edge of never: anyre (Andrew x camyre ) Percy Jackson: Percabeth (Percy x Annabeth) Fairy tail lalu. ( laxus and lucy) rolu (rouge x lucy) hunger games kale (katiness x gale) Fault in our stars aguzel (Augustus Waters and Hazel Grace) ok? ok Dark days pace (pia x mace) divergent fortris (four and tris) wilina (Christina and will) paper towns marton (Quinton and Margo) I will try to write almost all the ships I love and if you have any requester just ask I love you Mama (anti-abortion) Mom! Look I am starting to grow! I am so excited to spend the rest of my life with you… That is right. Wow mom! Is this place great! Hey, do you even know I am here? Hey, It has been a week! Hey mom! Have I told you that I am going to be smart? Mom, why are you crying? Mama, you seem sad and scared. Wow mom. Mom, 10 weeks! Mom, Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mama, Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. repost this if you are agents abortion MY WALK TO SCHOOL Fist punch. Rips my homework. Sticks and stones may break my bones… Sissy Through the doors. In the washroom. Repost if you're agents bulling Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school CHILD ABUSE MUST END NOW!! My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I started to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you want child abuse to stop copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to this list: Narutofang91, Crazy-Psycho-Anime-Lover, Keep-it-loud, do you remember when... getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!! I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny) You know you’re a percy Jackson fan when….. 22.You curse a god/goddess a lot. 23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room 24.You know PJO better then most sane people 25.You have links to every great PJO site 26.You add things to the list every day 27.You know what you would do if you were Percy 28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!) 29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future 30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work 31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood 32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' 33.You are trying to learn Greek 34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. 35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. 36.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes 37.You have an instant crush on Nico! 38.You just have to research more about greek mythology 39.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. 40.You want to learn Latin 42.You copy/paste this onto your profile 43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over 44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to 45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO 46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree 47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed 48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them 49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unlike god.goddess 50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this 51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41 52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list 53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things 54.You are so obsessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!! 55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… -You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. -You burn food to see if it smells good. -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… -You sometimes try to control water. -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. -Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. -You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. -You are a PJO character for Halloween. -Recite lines randomly from the books. -When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!) -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. -You have dreams about PJO characters/events -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! Or OH MY ZEUS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! Percy Jackson Pledge: I promise to remember Percy whenever I’m at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'' I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others I promise to remember Zoë whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. I promise to remember The Stolls when my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Bekendorf whenever I see someone working metal. I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Michael Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams. I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games. I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone go against the odds. Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever i go. The Heroes of Olympus Pledge I promise to remember Jason whenever someone forgets something. I promise to remember Piper whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents. I promise to remember Leo when I see someone run away. I promise to remember Annabeth when someone misses someone. I promise to remember Percy when I see someone refuse to give up. I promise to remember Hazel when I see someone who has made a hard decision. I promise to remember Frank when someone is different then expected to be. I promise to remember Reyna when I see a leader. I promise to remember Octavian when I see a ripped toy. I promise to remember Don the Faun when someone asks me for money. Yes, I promise to remember HoO, wherever I go. The Olympians Pledge I promise to remember Ares And I promise to remember Athena I promise to use the internet And I promise to remember Poseidon I promise to remember Zeus And I promise to remember Hera I promise to remember Aphrodite And I promise to remember Apollo I promise to remember Artemis And I promise to remember Hades I promise to remember Demeter And I promise to remember Hephaestus I promise to remember Dionysus And I promise to remember Hestia Yes I promise to love The Gods The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm a GIRL, so I must only care about make-up and skirts. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (this is for a guy) I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. TOTAL: 12 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total: 6 1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays? Hey, did you do the homework?" "WAIT, WE HAD HOMEWORK?!" FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2 If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...) "Is there something you would like to share with the class?" No, that's why I'm whispering... Female Come-backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: "I know how to please a woman." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man: "But I don't know your name." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Man: "Haven't we met before?" YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... 1. You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) 2. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') 3. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') 4. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' 5. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. 6. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. 7. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. 8. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. 9. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. 10. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. 11. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. 12.Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. 13. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, GodofAWSOMEstuff, Katerina Riley, Aguilita Cruz, infinitygalaxies.infinitystars, Keep-it-loud, 93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile Copy and paste if you hate being labeled and having people say things about your mind just to get money. Copy and paste if you want to be who you are and add your name to this ongoing list: Girl on Fire 75, Aguilita Cruz, infinitygalaxies.infinitystars,Keep-it-loud, I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101 MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919 xXxDaughterofAthenaxXx, daughterofhades5565,darkangelxx22xx,Thalia101,Aguilita Cruz, infinitygalaxies.infinitystars,Keep-it-loud, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, HerMemoriesErased, x.rosalieorcatherine.xlol, daydreamingxxx, RabidFangFan, SeaweedGirl1, DaughterOfKronosPlzDon'tKillMe, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, infinitygalaxies.infinitystars,keep-it-loud, You Know You're a Book Addict If: -You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Always.) -Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (... Can we change that to doing all-nighters?) -You write fanfictions about the book. (Isn't that what this site is for?) -You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Yep.) -You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Hi, Annabeth! I mean, Annie.) -Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING!) -You quote random lines all the time. (Everyone I know is a bit annoyed now...) -You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. -You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character would do to escape the class. -You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (My iPod is cluttered.) -You've got a book memorized. (Well...) -You've read a book more than five times. (*scoff* Try a thousand.) -You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Try a few hours.) -You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. -You've plotted to murder a character and steal his/her boyfriend/girlfriend. (Nah. They're all so good together. It would kill to ruin them.) -You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. -You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (No character is fictional. If they are, then, who knows, we may be fictional...) -Your idol is a character from a book. -Most of the things you lose wind up in the library. (Most of the time I have is spent in the library.) -Even the library checkout ladies know you by your first and last name. (I am the only one to have an unlimited book borrowing number. Everyone else, however, can only take out six books. Ha.) -The librarian and the library check out ladies know all of your friends, even the ones who never come into the library! (Some of them at least...) -You (and possibly your friends) are the librarian's favorite. (Nah, it's just me who's the favorite.) -You have a crush on at least one book character. (Uh... I have a list of male characters I have a crush on...) I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile. TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Girls Dear Yahoo, Dear 6, Dear Noah, Dear America, Dear Impossible, Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. (my favorite)My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve." "Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair." "It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up." "Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!" Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks your heart Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." Friends: Will help you up when you fall Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, Dumb ass?" Friends: Helps you find your prince Best Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you Friends: Will pass you a soda Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you Friends: Will help you learn to drive Best Friends: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance Friends: Will help you move Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies Friends: Will hide you from the cops Best Friends: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food Friends: Will help you find your way when you're lost Best Friends: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions Friends: Asks you to write down your number Best Friends: Has you on speed dial Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back Best Friends: Loses you stuff and says, "My bad...here's a tissue" Friends: Only know a few things about you Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life... Friends: Would knock on your front door Best Friends: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!" Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone Best Friends: Already know not to tell Friends: Are only through school/college Best Friends: Are for life Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough Best Friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste" Friends: Would ignore this Best Friends: Will re-post this shit Friends: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend Best Friends: go over to his house and kick his ass Friends: bail you outta jail Best Friends: sit next to you singing the jail song Friends: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house Best Friends: are the ones getting fined by the police with you Friends: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline Best Friends: Are jumping right after you Friends: come over every couple of months for a sleepover Best Friends: are your weekend boarders Friends: are offended when you make fun of them Best Friends: kick your ass and all's forgiven Friends: are shy around your boyfriend Best Friends: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine Friends: don't see you if you're sick Best Friends: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone Friends: dare you to scream into the street Best Friends: dare you to go streaking Friends: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" Best Friends: are screaming and running with you Friends: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Best Friends: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears. Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you. Friends: Help you with your addiction to crack. Best Friends: Are the one's that sold it to you. Friends:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa Best Friends: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA Friends: Would bail you out of jail Best Friends: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up Friends: Never seen you cry Best Friends: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore Friends: gives you their umbrella in the rain Best Friends: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" Friends: will bail you out of jail Best Friends: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" Friends: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing Best Friends: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you Friends: Would ignore this Best Friends: Will re-post this shit Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile. On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On packet of Nobbys' On an American Airlines packet of nuts: I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for On a Swedish chainsaw: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS! You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN! You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY! You say Bella, I say ANNABETH! You say Jacob, I say LUKE! You say Jasper, I say NICO! You say Alice, I say RACHEL! You say Rosalie, I say THALIA! You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS! You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF! You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON! You say Esme, I say SILENA! You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD! You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!!!!!!! BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS! Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan) 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? The lake 2. Which PJO Character Would You Date? Leo Valdes 3. Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend? Annabeth Chase and Thalia Grace. 4. Which PJO Character Do You Hate? Rachel for trying to take percy away from annabeth 5. Your Favorite PJO book? ALL OF THEM! 6. Your Favorite PJO Character? Thalia Grace, Nico di Angelo, Bianca di Angelo and Annabeth Chase. :) 7. Favorite God or Goddess? God(s): Zeus, Hades, hades and Poseidon. 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? Say "Perseus Jackson, you have been charged with taking me to Camp Half-Blood, and taking me there, now." Then, hop onto Blackjack and look at Percy expectantly. 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? thalia 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Annabeth 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? Say 'no' politely... then, run. 12. Favorite PJO Pairing? Percabeth (obviously) 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? Partying with the Immortals. 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? Capture the Flag, then spending time with Annabeth and/or Thalia (when she's at Camp). 15. Favorite PJO Quote? 'With great power... comes a great need to take a nap.' - Nico di Angelo 16. Favorite Percy Moment? When he asks for his gift at the end of The Last Olympian. 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? When Hestia asks Percy why she is the most important Olympian. 19. Favorite Grover Moment? When he blessed the animals, Percy asks if he can do the same for them and Annabeth jokes that its only gonna work on Percy because it works on only wild animals. 20. Favorite Random Moment? When Annabeth kisses Percy and when Percy becomes 'Supreme Lord of the Bathroom'. Natural Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [x ] Blonde - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [x ] Blue - $150 [ ]Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [x ] Second born - $150 [x ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] Third born - $550 [ ] Fourth born - $300 [ ] Fifth born - $400 [ ] Sixth born -$215 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] Only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [x] No - $600 Vision? [ ] perfect vision - $400 [ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200 [ ] No correction - $100 [x ] Glasses - $50 [ ] Contacts - $25 [ ] Surgical correction - $100 Favorite Colors (multiple): [ ] Green - $750 [x ] Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow -$475 [ ]Brown - $300 [x] Purple - $225 [x ]White - $400 Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [x ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [x] Other - $500 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes - $0 [x ] Nope - $1 000 [ ] some - $750 Final Total: $3,725 -Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. -I ran with scissors, and lived! -You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. -Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. -When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade. -Education is important, school however, is another matter. -What happens if you get scared half to death twice? -Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -Tell the truth and run. -Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. -It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with. -It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone -So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. -If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you. -Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. -This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. -One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. -WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. -I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do? Kill me? -When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. -Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. -I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! -Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. -Excuse me... have you seen my sanity? ...I think I lost it. -Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door... -Did you know sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? -Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. -If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, Athena'sChild, ZoeNightshade2214, IfOnly48, Hendie, HermesPotter,Minako-Nikita,Nika Nicollette,The Silent Book-reader; infinitygalaxies.infinitystars,Keep-it-loud, -Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you have ever read a book so many times, that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. Roses are red, Roses are red |
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