The Everlasting Non Sequitur
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Joined 11-23-14, id: 6300440, Profile Updated: 07-24-15
Author has written 5 stories for Thief Lord, Kuroshitsuji, Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール, Harry Potter, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

Writing fanfiction since last year, but I've deleted my first Harry Potter fic just FYI. Will never promise to update soon, but sometimes will. Too lazy to put most of my ideas on paper, thereby depriving you. Blame me, darlings.

Note added on 24th July: Gave up on FanFiction.net for like a month, but was shot in the face with guilt while reading Fangirl (Rainbow Rowell), and I came back. *hums* Back in black

Some stuff about me in case you wanna risk being friends with me. I hope you will.

Things I like: Books, music, binge-watching/-reading/-listening to anything I like, yaoi, YouTube, the internet in general, Grell Sutcliff, manga (though I'm just a beginner), anime (same), FanFiction, fanfiction, lemonade (not in the fanfiction sense, like real lemonade), ice cream, cupcakes, muffins and cakes in general (if they have no fruit in them).

Things I dislike: Chauvinists, conformists, the color yellow, polka dots, lavender oil/shampoo/body wash/perfume/anything, raisins, getting my period, cherries, excessively spicy food, cliches, fake people, real fruits in ice cream (it's ice cream, people! Leave it ALONE, it's already perfect. And dry fruits don't count because they taste great in ice cream), dry cakes (they've gotta be moist. It's not a fucking cookie), dust, rust, bicycles, carsickness (I say this from experience), irritating people.

My hobbies: Reading, drawing (though I'm not great at it), going Crazy Otaku Nerdy Bitch on people, writing fanfiction, laughing and making people laugh, thinking for hours on end (no it doesn't get tiring), people-watching, sleeping (yeahhhhh).

This is all for now- my slightly-oppressive-yet-absolutely-lovable-and-fabulous mum's calling me. You can guess what I've inherited from her, can't you? *ahem ahem* Hint: not the oppressiveness *grins*.

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Training the Heart by 62MoonParade reviews
This takes place between Chapter 69 and Chapter 70. The Survey Corps are hiding out in an old house while Eren trains. Mikasa is bored and wants to train to become stronger, so she turns to the last person she wants to ask a favor from: Levi. They train everyday, and the relationship slowly grows. LevixMikasa. Please R&R!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,079 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Levi A. - Complete
Spectacle Devotion by Elisticia reviews
Life is pretty simple for wealthy ladies in the nineteenth century, right? The afterlife...not so much. OCxWilliam. Rated T for mild bad language/violence/suggestive themes, but may change later. Please review, feedback really helps. :)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 6/7/2015 - William S., OC
A Thousand Steps Begin With One by Cloudie Caulfield reviews
A different take on Watamote, in which they made a different choice. Tomoki Kuroki learns the word Family and teaches his sister how to walk. They are fourteen and fifteen, and this is what it means to love. Hint: Tomoki/Tomoko and Kiyota/Tomoko.
Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,300 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015
Calendar by spotdot reviews
Eren finds a hidden calendar under Levi's pillow and instead of events, it has notes on all the days that their relationship progressed, plus one event marked as "the day I tell him". (credit for cover image goes to Inprensibilis on tumblr)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,356 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Levi A., Eren Y.]
Pieces of Tanakabastian by GrellsLilSecret reviews
These are short stories featuring the pairing of Sebastian and...Tanaka. Yes, you read that correctly. Originally intended to be satire, these short pieces I wrote for friends actually turned out to be bittersweet and cute. Each chapter is its own separate story. Constructive criticism is welcome.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Mey-Rin, Sebastian M., Tanaka - Complete
Gods and Monsters by freeangels43 reviews
Read the full summary in chapter 1 The Skinny: Erwin has a daughter, she joins the military in order to mend their broken family. Has romance but the story is not run by it. ErenxOC AND ErenxMikasa AND ArminxOC AND SashaxConnie. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW IT'S REALLY GOOD COMES WITH A PREVIEW!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 6/4/2015
Pinesong by ignisvolat reviews
A sketchbook is an artist's diary. What fills its pages reveal an artists thought process, feelings, what they love. And, just with any diary, there's a risk in opening one without permission of the owner. Still. She thinks it could provide decent blackmail material. [Modern AU].
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2015 - [Annie L., Gunther S.] - Complete
Release by GrellsLilSecret reviews
So what if Eric Slingby had anger problems? That didn't mean he shouldn't have a chance to be a field agent. Unfortunately, upper management decides he needs to act as a mentor to an academy student also known for having a temper so they both can learn. He didn't expect to actually enjoy the experience, nor did he expect he could develop feelings for this young Grell Sutcliff.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,959 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Grell S., William S., Eric S., Alan H. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by GrellsLilSecret reviews
Cruel words, even those spoken without thought, can cut the deepest. Grell's heart was shattered by William's cold words, and now the red reaper is trapped within the confines of a coma. Idea was suggested by Deona Lindholm.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Grell S., Undertaker, William S., Ronald K. - Complete
Through His Eyes by GrellsLilSecret reviews
This is just a very short piece about Ciel and what he sees with his marked eye. Please enjoy!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Ciel P. - Complete
At the Party by GrellsLilSecret reviews
William didn't like parties, while Grell seemed to revel in them. However, after taking the time to observe the redhead, William comes to a realization he had never considered before. Another short piece. Constructive criticism is always welcome.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Pages Stained Crimson - The Diary of Madame Red by GrellsLilSecret reviews
This is the diary of Madame Red - all of her thoughts and feelings. It begins just after meeting Grell, although there is a lot about her past as well. Constructive criticism is loved! Rating is for the details of the murders. ((Story has been discontinued until further notice.))
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Ciel P., Grell S., Madam Red, Sebastian M.
The Beauty of Mercy by GrellsLilSecret reviews
This short piece is a prequel to Death Note. Basically, it's just Soichiro's thoughts about Light and his possible future. Constructive criticism is welcomed and appreciated.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Light Y., Sayu Y., Soichiro Y., Sachiko Y. - Complete
Is It Possible To Reap Your Own Soul by GrellsLilSecret reviews
When Ronald goes to collect one particular soul, his mind is consumed by a repeating question. A story dealing with the reincarnation of reapers, memories, and what previous lives might have held. Constructive criticism welcomed and appreciated.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Grell S., William S., Ronald K. - Complete
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Building and Breaking Walls reviews
That was all we did- after Eren's sudden disappearance (which Hange may or may not know everything about), he started building one around himself. Mikasa built up a wall to block her past out. Jean's was slowly crumbling. Armin was eroding Levi's, bit by bit. The walls Kimmy had... well, the less said, the better. Do you want to run into these walls?
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Eren Y., Levi A., OC
Six Years Later- A Sequel reviews
Victor is dying. Prosper is in love. Bo is dealing with adolescence. Scipio is almost bankrupt. Hornet is still dealing with a discovery that has shaken her life. Ida is abroad, and so is Mosca. Riccio is in rehab. Will things get better for the characters that starred in the 2002 novel? Read this fanfic to find out. Rated T for a reason.
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Prosper, Bo, Scipio M., Hornet
He Wouldn't Dare reviews
... but she always could. An alternative ending to the fifth episode where Touka sees Kaneki's feelings towards her and acts on them.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K. - Complete
Of a Grim Wedding reviews
A grim wedding indeed. With a reaper, a warlock and a bitchy, beautiful woman involved, nothing can go right. Spoiler alert- it doesn't. But you'll love this anyway.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Complete
Under Attack reviews
A Mey-Rin/Bard short oneshot. Very slight fluff. A conversation between Mey-Rin and Bard when they're defending the manor. T just to be safe.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Baldroy, Mey-Rin - Complete