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The "Bored" Quiz

(I copied this from another user haha)

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

"This Is Gonna Hurt" by Sixx A.M, "Ignorance" and "Emergency" by Paramore, "The Ballad of Mona Lisa" and "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" by Panic! At the Disco and "In The End" by Black Veil Brides.

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Juliet Simms

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

"I was too busy thinking about Aldo" (this is a children's book about hamsters...why do I even have this?!?!)

4: What do you think about most?

All of my flaws and imperfections and how I am not good enough for anything and anyone.

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

"Hi sweetie How are you?"

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

Usually in pyjamas.

7: What's your strangest talent?

I can reverse-breathe while talking and make it sound really deep.

8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence)

Girls like cake. Boys have *s.

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Maybe once...but I can't remember.

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

2 years ago.

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

Water. Large bodies of water, water-dwelling creatures and stagnant water...they give me anxiety attacks, nausea, a feeling of being detached from reality...sometimes i wake up crying because I would have thought about it...ugh

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Ugh...yes...

13: What's your religion?

Pagan

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Spending time with my friends or going on a walk.

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

In front.

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

ughhhHHHHHH I can't choose! (but I really like Automatic Loveletter...and Paramore...and Evanescence...and Black Veil Brides...)

17: What was the last lie you told?

"Ugh...I don't know where the cat is..." (is hiding cat in the wardrobe while playing with her)

18: Do you believe in karma?

Yes, in a way.

19: What does your URL mean?

What?

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

I don't really know.

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

I don't have one.

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

UGH WATER

23: How do you vent your anger?

I am really rough with everything. Picking up a bottle and putting it down is not enough...I have to knock everything off the surface with the bottle and then slam it back down.

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

The reason why i hate this question is because I want to have an interesting collection but always forget about it. I do, however, have a lot of granny squares and I want to start collecting round boxes (don't ask)..

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Phone. WHO WAS PHONE?!

26: Are you happy with the person you've become?

I am not sure.

27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

I hate loud sounds and love the sound of tranquility and bird calls.

28: What's your biggest "what if"?

'What if I am all wrong about my religion and the Divine Being hates me??' this is stupid, I know. I rarely think this anyway.

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Yes.

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Air and my fluffy Jack Skellington cushion.

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

Food. something oily that smells awful

32: What's the worst place you have ever been to?

Hospital emergency room with a potentially crazy doctor.

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

What?

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

I don't know, maybe Alex Gaskarth or Andy Beirsack of 2 years ago.

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

To exist.

36: Define Art.

Pouring your heart and soul into creating something that means a lot to you.

37: Do you believe in luck?

Yes.

38: What's the weather like right now?

Warm and slightly sunny.

39: What time is it?

2124

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

No, but I did run over a little girl with a bike...

41: What was the last book you read?

I actually don't know the answer to this. Either the "Attack on Titan" manga or one of my old spellbooks.

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Not alot.

43: Do you have any nicknames?

A few

44: What was the last film you saw?

When was the last time I watched a film...?

45: What's the worst injury you've ever had?

I smashed my face into a rock and my nose has been wonky and strange ever since.

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Yes, poor butterfly...

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

TEA

48: What's your sexual orientation?

TEA

49: Ever had a rumor spread about you?

A few.

50: Do you believe in magic?

Yes, well, I started practicing witchcraft at the age of ten, so It would be quite hard not to believe.

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

Yes.

52: What is your astrological sign?

Leo

53: Do you save money or spend it?

Both, I suppose.

54: What's the last thing you purchased?

TEA

55: Love or lust?

Love.

56: In a relationship?

Does tea count?

57: How many relationships have you had?

It's complicated.

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

No, can you?

59: Where were you yesterday?

In my room

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Some yarn.

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

Yes

62: What's your favorite animal?

I CAN'T CHOOSE I LOVE THEM ALL BUT I LIKE OWLS, WOLVES AND CATS A LOT

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

I'll be myself

64: Where is your best friend?

I don't know where they are now.

65: Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.

TEA

66: What is your heritage?

My bloodline is mainly British (English and Scottish)

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

I was sleeping and dreaming about Smurf Claude.

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

No, I would drive myself insane.

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

I would panic because I would really want to help the dog because I love animals, but I'd be too afraid of going near the water so I would probably go near the canal wondering what I should do and then just die of fear and guilt beside the canal.

: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

A) I would tell the people who I care about the most B) I don't know... C) At first, but then no.

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

To be honest, I don't know. Perhaps love.

74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

"Narwhals"

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

TEA

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Passion and care. and TEA.

77: How can I win your heart?

Be there for me.

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Probably

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

Deciding to learn an instrument. I then became obsessed with instruments

80: What size shoes do you wear?

My feet are big...

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

"We will miss you...also, she likes TEA"

82: What is your favorite word?

Shadow (i couldnt think of anything else)

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

Closeness...I don't know why

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

"What is this abomination?!"

85: What's the last song you listened to?

"Remembering Sunday" by All Time Low.

86: Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?

Dark Purple and Black

87: What is your current desktop picture?

An empty, gothic-style street that is shrouded in mist.

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

VANESSA

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Pray for the terror to end

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Flight power. then i would wear a sheet over my head and fly around everywhere, pretending to be a ghost.

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

Bottle-feeding my baby kitten.

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

I can't choose.

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

I'll choose when it comes to it (haha i wish)

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

UGH SO MANY PLACES I WANT TO SEE DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE TRAVELLING?? Probably Japan.

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

No.

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

I don't know.

98: Ever been on a plane?

Yes.

If everyone in America was listening to you right now, what would you say?

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