Not much to say...I'm 17, uber weird, my soul is owned by Gay-Boi-J-rock, and I am his beta. Who hates him. And loves him at the same time. Cause he never gives me anything to beta! Yeah, we go to the same school, yeah, I'm not always so...unenthusiastic. But hey. Oh well.

Weight: 129 (lb not kg. I AM NOT OBESE!!) h

Height: 5'9 1/2' (I beat Gai-chan. BY 1 AND A HALF INCHES! I WIN! (Ooooo, parathesis inside of parenthesis! This is my odd side coming out!! FEAR IT!!))

Likes: Basically everything on Boi-chan likes! Cept I have an addiction to hot sauce covered waffles. Yeah, you read right. Hot sauce. Waffles. Try it right now, BETCH!

Dislikes: Boi-chan, a.k.a. Gai-chan (On occaision. No, I luff him! Nu, I hate him!! MAKE UP MY DAMN MIND!!) lack of beta materials and things to beta, and straight porn! I mean, wuz the point? I can get my own sex any time I want! That is the beauty of being a bi girly! I can get lesbian sex or straight sex any. Time. I WANT IT! BEAT THAT, SUCKERS!! Yeah, me an' my friend Shannon are...how shall I say...lesbian fuckbunnyz? Yeah...so...we're ...involved with each other? I guess that's how you say it! Anyvay, all stories will be posted on Shany-chan's pagey...thing...unless she decides to go all uke on me and let me post my own stories here. That'll be the day -sighs-

NO GO SCURRY ON OVER TO SHANY-CHAN'S PROFILE! JUST SEARCH 'SHAY-LA-THE-DESTROYER' WITHOUT THE CAPS! SHE SHOULD HAVE PUT UP THE STORY BY NOW! IF SHE HASN'T, I WILL PUT HER ON A NO SEX WEEK UNTIL SHE PUTS IT UP! And important announcement for all our friends here! WE ARE GOING TO COLLEGE IN THE FALL! We're both going to the same college! And since neither of our parents are ever home or even give a shit, we shall take over Shany-chan's house! And finally be able to work on a story for more than ten minutes at a time! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! Oh, and Jay-sama and Gai-baka-chan are gonna stay with us to! Jay cuz he's my bestest friend, and Gai-chan because I let him mooch of me to much to quit now! He's only coming to use my internet I'm sure.