Buster B Manwomb was born to a pair of Wendy's cashiers who abandoned him in the same grease depository in which he was conceived. He was found and raised by wolves in the mountains of Florida, where he grew up learning to love the written word, spending many hours reading literature abandoned by the highway. His favorite works, the second half of the June 1999 issue of TV digest, and the VHS case for 'Triple Nanny Creampie 3: Rise of the Babushka' influence his writing to this day. He currently resides in a Newfoundland dumpster, writing new and exciting literature on his Blackberry Playbook.