MY NAME IS ELREC AND I'M HERE TO START A FUCKING REVOLUTION!!

Okay, I just want to start off by saying... my mom thinks I'm cool! Yeah, she was out checking the mailbox, and I totally threw open the window and shouted: "MOM DO YOU THINK I'M COOL?!" And she was like: "YES, HONEY, I THINK YOU'RE COOL!" Then she turned to our neighbor, who was out walking his dog, and said quickly: "She has Down's Syndrome." See guys? My mom thinks I'm cool!!

(A/N... Sigh, a joke isn't good if it has to be explained. In case you didn't know, Down's Syndrome is a form of retardation.)

My life is a hideous montage of the Lonely Island, JTHM, and Xbox Live.

~My Stories~

Shard- A JtHM one-shot. It's about Johnny's encounter with a suicidal stranger. Both she and him realize that this world is dying. This world is filled with people with blind eyes, people with numb fingertips. She was different. This is not a love story. Nothing is solved at the end of this. Nothing has changed. He is just as confused as always, but she had made him wonder. She had given him hope. Oh, he killed her, of course.

Gin Blossom- A JtHM one-shot. Implied NnyxDevi. Devi's life is good now. She moved far away from that town, has got an amazing group of friends, and her career as an artist is going great. Nny knows the past is gone, but he wants to see if something can be found to take its place.

~Sexy Links~

I'm On A Boat!!-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGcRyAPlwxI&feature=PlayList&p=79F47B70DCFE87A7&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2

Like A Boss!!-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c

Jizz In My Pants!!-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jEIgL39xxI

The Backseatsman!!-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x0QSnLijPE

Ferrets-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNZzJELbFRI&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=FB4D116D74C7B1B8

Charlie the Unicorn 1-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGYh8AacgY

Charlie the Unicron 2-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4

Charlie the Unicron 3-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCCkfjPm0o

Want to know more about the amazing Elrec-kun? Okeedokee!! Here's an interview with Elrec herself!!

Q: Okay, let's begin. First off, Eric, tell me...

E: It's Elrec.

Q: Erect?

E: Elrec! Like Elric but with an 'e'.

Q: I'm just gonna call you Electric.

E: Psh, if you want to die! Boy, I will cut you.

Q: Okay, first question, Electricity-

E: Elrec.

Q: -is Elrec your real life name?

E: Why the fuck does everyone ask me that?! I mean, c'mon! Who names their kid Elrec? Jeez!! ... but yes, that is my real name. I mean, as far as you know... I feel like cutting you right now... but I shall resist.

Q: Are you Emo?

E: ...Must... resist...

Q: Wh-why are you looking at me like that?! Help! Somebody, help m-

(enter interviewer #2)

Q: Hello Elrec-kun... what is that man doing on your floor? Why are you t-bagging him?!

E: Nothing. He is very sleepy.

Q: Nothing? But look- there's blood coming out of his orifices!

E: He bleeds in his sleep! People do that all the time!

Q: That still doesn't explain why you're t-bagging him...

E: It's not rape if they're dead.

Q: You killed him?!

E: And I'll kill you too!! ARARARRRGH!!

The End!!

--I love my crazy friends--

If your friends are your family and you love all of them the same, copy and paste this into your profile.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will slap you and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

A good friend won't ask for food because it's impolite. A best friend will say "Feed me, bitch!" and is the reason you never have any food.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

A good friend borrows your stuff and returns it in perfect condition. A best friend keeps your shit so long they forget its yours.

A good friend asks you for your number. A best friend reminds you of yours when you forget.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

A good friend talks shit to the person that talked shit to you. A best friend will knock them the fuck out.

A good friend will glare at him when he dumps you. A best friend will threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

--Photograph (iPod/MP3 Player Survey)

1. Put your iPod/MP3 Player on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Scars

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

My Friends

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

Show Me Your Genitals

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Fake It

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Teenagers

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Creep

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Losing My Religion

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Nine In The Afternoon

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Diary of Jane

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Lonely Day

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Don't Trust Me

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Cellar Door

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Rose

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Jessie's Girl

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Please Don't leave Me

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Yellow Submarine

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Lady Madonna

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

I Hate Everything About You

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Imagine

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Holiday

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Stand By Me

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Pain

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Everything You Want

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Photograph