Hi! Just thought I should make one of these things... So yeah, pretty much all you need to know is that I'm a chic who has this strange fettish with writing for an online audience that I'll never ever meet. So yeah... Ok, I thought, hell, everybody else includes quotes, why not me too? So here you go!

(conversation at school, me and Chrissy, after being forced to listen to Backstreet boys for 15 minutes)

Chrissy: I think I need to wash my brain.

Me: (collapses into laughter)

Corey: (edges away SLOWLY)

Me: Don't worry, I'm just hysterical. (realizes what I just said, laughs again)

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I farted.- some tee shirt dude

Life gets better as you get older... unless you're a banana. -Cecile Jackson

A tiger can't change his spots. Oh wait, he did! Good for him! -Jack Handy

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance? -Edgar Bergen

Life sucks... and then you die. -no idea

A word to the wise ain't necessay; it's the stupid ones that need advice -Bill Cosby

He who laughs last didn't get it. -Helen Giangregorio

Happiness is having a large, loving, close-knit family in another city. -George Burns

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. -David Letterman

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. -Rodney Dangerfield

Suicide hotline...please hold. -some guy with an attitude

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving definately isn't for you. -some guy with common sense

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.-Dean Martin

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little to no influence on society. -Mark Twain

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. -Woody Allen

If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast. -Jack Handey

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money. -Jack Handey

I'm out of my mind, please leave a message. -tee-shirt

(at school with fight over who's the bigger slut)

Brittany: Hey, who's the bigger slut?

Me: I have no comment.

Dan: Oh, come on! You have to have an opnion!

Me: Fine. To avoid heated glares, I will say you are both equal.

Chrissy and Christa: What! (glare!)

Me:(throbbing temple)Dan, you're the bigger slut! Now get over it and leave me alone! (stomps away)

Dan: (slack jaw)

Everybody else: (histerical laughter)

Well, that was a pointless waste of my time that nobody will ever read. Oh well, if you have completely wasted your time in reading this, thanks, you made my day, e-mail me! So, to send you off, best wishes unless you flame me, and don't die... too soon...