ninja dreamkeeper here.

If I dont update alot, all I can say is I'm sorry, but this is more like an escape for me. :)

Dont kill me if I reuse character names or anything either please. :3

Thanks! :)

(I also do take some comissions or pairings if anyone wants.)

no yaoi, or i will start lopping off heads!

NO GIRXGIRL EITHER!

favorite quotes:

"Why does it smell like wet dog?"- Carl, Van Hellsing

"Stress, overwork,and an early death, here I come"-random pic.

"That's like a wildebeest trying to climb a tree to escape the lion. We're talking pack animal stupid here."- Questionable Content

"It takes a very secure man to walk like that."-Miss Congeniality

"No horror story ever began on the toilet... Wait... I lied."- random

"Maybe youve heard of that mythical place called the Court of Miracles- Hello! Youre there!"- Clopin, Hunchback of Notre Dame

"There'll be no living with her after this."-Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean

"What about second Breakfast?"- Pippin, Lord of the Rings

"Betting on my love life is like betting on a blind, one legged daschund to win the Kentucky derby."- Questionable Content

"you look angry, start clicking your pen!"-music & lyrics

"What the SMOOF!"- random