Hello fanfictioners or reader or random people or whatever you wan't me to call you. This is my profile aka the awesomest profile you will ever see in your lifetime, but of course you'd really have to know me to embrace my awesomeness. But first there is something you must know

I am an otaku!

You say English, we say Japanese
You say cars, we say Nyan Cat
You say Justin Beiber, we say Vocaloid
You say swords, we say Bleach
You say reality, we say anime
You say comics, we say manga
You say countries, we say Hetalia
You say hello, we say konichiwa
You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows
You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions
You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling
You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters
You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal
You say crazy, we say Soul Eater
You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.
Re-post if your a Otaku and proud!

And I am proud so if you don't like otakus but you like me you'll have to deal with my otakuish ways.

Also I work for Mr.Squishey

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(='.'=) This is Mr. Squishey. Put him on your
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way to world domination
BUNNIES !!!

Favorite genre of music: Almost all but what out rules all of my favorite genres would be... techno,rock,and classical.

Favorite book: Valley of the wolves.

Favorite manga series: Not really a manga or a comic either but home stuck would be my favorite.

Favorite T.V show: I am debating between two: Full house and Malcolm In the middle.

Favorite anime: Hetalia. And many more so many more that they are uncountable.

Favorite anime character from there:Russia and for the nightmare before Christmas: Jack

Favorite movie: Les Misrables, the nightmare before Christmas, and Dear LemonLima.

Favorite food: Strawberry Icecream.

Hobby(s): Planting flowers, eating, and singing you thought I was gonna say dancing well you were wrong terribly wrong I am a horrible dancer, acting, and writing.

Favorite Band: Evanescence

Favorite D.J's: D.J satomi S3RL, D.J Sammy and D.J Melody

Favorite artist: Owl City

Favorite comedian: My best friend

Favorite hero: Starfire

Favorite villain: The joker

Favorite retired villain: Jinx

Favorite song: Headstrong, fireflies, and Rainbow Veins

THERE YOU KNOW ABOUT ME I AM AWESOME RIGHT!!!!!! (you Prussia you)

Choose your answer wisely.

I have back up

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I have told you fellow strangers too much so I bit thee a farewell.

( I like Shakespeare too) I am awesome !!

A useful tip for when you meet random strangers...

When Life Gives you Skittles,
Throw Them at Random People and Say
" TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW"

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. SCREW COOKIES, WE GOT YAOI!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your real prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Comforts you when he dumps you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and whisper "seven days..."

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - *beep* - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Doesn't address your parents--just starts talking

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail, again.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you again saying "

DAMN!!" FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Most likely leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HERE."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!"

FRIENDS: Will Ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

1.YOUR REAL NAME:Ashley

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 2 letters of real name plus izzle): asizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Rainbow triceratops

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): I don't have a middle name and I guess my street name would be Riceball

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Tumasia

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Water

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Smaoa

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Pikachu

9. YOUR JUICE NAME: (Oj and the last 3 letters of your last name): Ojllo

RANDOM QUIZ TIME (copy and paste if u want.)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find sentence 3

The validation of keita's photographs comes from two burgeoning desires.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

My Laptop

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Big bang theory

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

9pm ish

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:48

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Nothing I have ear buds in and i'm listening to dubstep

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I was walking around time square

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My computer screen

9. What are you wearing?

A purple tank top and black shorts

10. Did you dream last night?

I don't remember

11. When did you last laugh?

Just know reading a hilarious fan fiction

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Paintings of beautiful places that are unidentified and a mirror

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I was walking around time square and saw a naked cowboy

14. What do you think of this quiz?

its average so far

15. What is the last film you saw?

Epic

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Cosplay anime posters and anime stuff!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I am Hispanic

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I don't really know

19. Do you like to dance?

Not in front of people

20. George Bush:

I have no opinions on him

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
i have a list

lucy

Lunacia Luna as a nickname

Elisabetha

Rosetta

Ravana

Celest

Fiona

Raven

Kisa

Nora

Felicia

Adriane

Emily

Violet

Amber

Lea

Skylar

Iris

Dawn

Gaz

Marceline

Alice

Dana

Courtney

Gwen

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Another list

Sebastian

Jose

Francis

Antonio

Gilbert

Arthur

Alfred

Oliver

Finn

Lysander

Romano

Robin

Dustin

Kai

Duncan

Liam

Jude

Wyatt

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I fantasize about living abroad every day

24. On a scale of 1-10 (1 being bad 10 being good) what do you rate the quiz?
Meh 8 and a half

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put u and i together

Woman: Really, I’d put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they’re amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who’ll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heartbeat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when you’re in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks you’re beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says “THATS HER!!” after they have already met you more than once.

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style: is that your final answer?
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

Pick the month your birthday is:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I karate chopped
April--I licked
May--I jumped on
June--I smelled
July--I did the Macarena With
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over Pick the day (number) your birthday is:
1-- --a birdbath
2--a monster
3--a phone
4--a fork
5--a snowman
6--a gangster
7--my mobile phone
8--my dog
9--my best friends' boyfriend
10--my neighbor
11--my science teacher
12--a banana
13 --a fireman
14--a stuffed animal
15--a goat
16--a pickle
17--your mom
18--a spoon
19--a smurf
20--a baseball bat
21--a ninja
22--Chuck Norris
23--a noodle
24--a squirrel
25--a football player
26--my sister
27--my brother
28--an ipod
29--a surfer
30--a llama
31--A homeless guy Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--because I'm cool like that.
Black--because that's how I roll.
Pink--because I'm crazy.
Red--because the voices told me to.
Blue--because I'm cool and I do what I want.
Green--because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--because I'm AWESOME!
Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--because I can.
Other--because I'm a Ninja!
None--because I can't control myself!

I did the macarena with an ipod because i'm awesome!!!!!!

(Yes awesomer than Prussia)

A-P-P-L-E-- (If you are taken.) B-L-U-E-B-E-R-R-Y--(If you absolutly adore someone.) B-A-N-A-N-A-- (If you are confused.) C-H-E-R-R-Y--(If you like someone but not sure how they feel about you.) G-R-A-P-E-- (If your single.) L-E-M-O-N-- (If you have given up.) P-E-A-C-H-- (If there's no point in liking the person you like.) P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E-- (If your just taking life as it comes.) S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y--(If you like someone and they like you but you're
not going out.)

BEFORE MARRIGE:
Wife: Honey?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Do you hate me?
Husband: No, why would you think that!
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of Course! Always have and always will!
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband: Never in my life!
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you smack me?
Husband: No, why would I?
Wife: Do you think Im pretty?
Husbamd: Yes!
Wife: Honey!
AFTER MARRIGE: READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP

HAHA I must ask my married relatives about this

The common school bully: Thats so gay

Me: Taste the fucking rainbow

My awesome friend made that up not me.

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that said pull.

the 5 ways i got kicked out of Wal Mart!
1. Open all the candy bars saying "I have to find that Golden Ticket
2. Write "I see dead things" on the Computers
3. Throw skittles at people saying "Taste the rainbow"
4. Put a Dora doll in the middle of the store and when someone tries to pick it up yell "Swiper no swiping!
5. Stand up in a basket and have your friend push you around yelling, "The British are coming!"

Me: HOLY FUCK iggy's coming he's going to cook his horrible excuse for food

England: I'm right here you dunce