Fattylumpken
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Blue by MizzMarvel reviews
Sixteen year old Jeff Schafer returns to Stoneybrook under less than happy circumstances, and discovers a few things about himself. SLASH if you don't like it, don't read, don't review. Newly Updated, Chapter 13.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,895 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/23/2004
Attraction by gelfling reviews
SasuNaru, NaruGaara, slight KakaSasu, yaoi. Naruto embraces his demonic roots, and Sasuke's his 1 enemy and dream. Blood, DARK, angst, lime, non-fluff introspective. And a bag of chips. Push something too hard, and it will break or bite back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 211,219 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/11/2003
The Cricket Club by Sagi-chan reviews
[AU] Naturally, being a high school student is going to suck but when you're a reincarnated Kitsunedemon with a fan club composed wholly of crickets... it's going to suck a whole lot more. [Yaoi] [GaaraNaru] [Stupidity] [Chapter 15]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,649 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/12/2004
For Your Love by Letta reviews
Naruto suddenly finds himself in a world of confusion when nearly everyone he runs into is hopelessly in love with him. As his friends and rivals vie for his affections his life is turned upside down. Warnings: Yaoi, lang., violence, etc. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,666 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
Worth by Joosetta reviews
An old betrayal has left Sasuke and Naruto torn apart. Can Sakura mend the rift? SasuNaruSaku,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004
Name That Fik by Shivvlan reviews
Want something new? Want something exciting? Want to read like you've never read before? Want SasuNaru? Want just about every other pairing known to exist? Well, I hope not, because it's not in here. But there's other stuff. Heaps of it. Go fish!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,656 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fireworks by FlamesEmbrace reviews
Ah, spring... The songs of birds, the smell of flowers, the gentle THWAK of Cupid's shruiken... For some, love hurts. On kapaa, chocolate syrup and the absurdity of True Love. Fluffy SasuNaru. Complete! R to be safe...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,837 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just A Girl by reenka reviews
Ron notices Ginny has a body, the summer of his fourteenth year. [RonGinny]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Ron W., Ginny W.
Underneath the Underneath by Shivvlan reviews
Things are not always as they appear, and people are not always who they seem to be. Wherever you are, whatever you do, and whoever you talk to, remember to always look Underneath the Underneath. Sequel to 'Skinless'. SasuNaru. Super slow-burn. (Updated: 5 Feb 2017)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,387 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Division by Sugahlei reviews
R - Naruto loses a part of himself through a forbidden jutsu--except that part isn't so far away. Things change, and Naruto is who he was supposed to be. (KyubiSasukeNaruto - yaoi)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,509 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004
Sinful by Teagan reviews
‘People will say we are wrong.’Fred Spat... ‘Who cares Fred! Who cares if people think were wrong! We’ve never listened to anyone before! Why start now?’ WARNING FWGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2004 - George W., George W.
Blue Skies by Inaho reviews
When Naruto tries to lose himself, it's up to Sasuke to bring him back. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,733 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Skinless by Shivvlan reviews
It’s said that beauty is only skin deep, and that to truly know a person you have to look beneath the flesh to the soul within the casing. SasuNaru. Almost Shounen-ai, but maybe just super-good friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,179 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,349 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Everything Under the Sun by Hyatt Insomnia reviews
[NejiNaru. For Triste.] Neji, Naruto, fluff, angst, kisses, fights, and well, everything under the sun. And it all started because Naruto didn't wear warm clothing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,754 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 11/5/2003
The Rules of Dying by rain-streaked reviews
{SasuNaruish} Let me tell you the rules of dying, Sasuke. Because, obviously, you are very stupid when it comes to matters like this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2003
That's How it's Done, Ronniekins by Malicious Dagger reviews
When Fred and George catch Ron kissing his pillow in a completely disgusting fashion, they decide to teach him how to kiss properly ... TWINCEST! One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by Silvia Kundera reviews
Harry Potter wakes up a girl. (Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Twins by SeraCeleste reviews
I'm writing a series of vignettes, just short snippets inside of the relationship between George and Fred. Some parts are dark (especially this one) and some are more light. It's an ongoing thing. This is the first part.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2003 - George W., George W.
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/4/2003
Artful Facade by Sky Sorceress reviews
Sometimes you fly too close to the sun and lose your wings. With sixth year approaching, the danger Harry seeks can be found only in the form of Draco Malfoy. What follows is a twist in the line between hatred, love, and need.Slash. H/D and a bit of R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,041 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/15/2002 - Published: 6/30/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Innocence, Imperfectly by lipstick traces reviews
twincest, slash, angst (also abuse, cutting, rape, etc). george and fred sort out fraternal **snicker** difficulties, and harry and draco blur the line between love and hate. varying POVs. chapter 24, finally: in which there is a dinner.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,264 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/20/2002 - Published: 8/22/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
Double Dare by Silvia Kundera reviews
Draco is a self-satisfied little bastard. Harry is ridiculously tolerant. Boys are stubborn. It's just like the books! Just shorter and gayer. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
two lost souls by Amalin reviews
"...we're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year..." A collection of seasonal pieces, complete with parentheses. H/D slashiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,801 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2002 - Published: 5/21/2002 - Complete
Strange Bedfellows: A Comedy of Assumptions by Mad Maudlin reviews
Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Subjected To Rumor by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
How do you battle a rumor? Not like this. Ron is straight (at least, that’s what he says), Harry is flaming (light the torch, baby), Hermione is making plans (that prove she’s a slasher at heart), and I think that about covers it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bend Me by Lodestar reviews
In which the story ends as all bad stories should... *Chapter 4 Now Here!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2002 - Published: 12/26/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
Muggle Movies 01: The Stone by GNess reviews
The Harry Potter characters go and see the first film on the big screen. It seems EVERYONE loves Sean Biggerstaff, Draco isn't sneering nearly as much as he should and Ron is so excited that Harry fears he'll pass out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,188 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2002 - Published: 12/10/2001 - Complete
Out of the closet, into the frying pan. by Cairnsy reviews
Percy decides to come out to his family. Slightly slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/3/2001
The Bet reviews
The Shinigami World is boring. Ryuk makes a bet to liven things up.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2008