GretchenSmithWho
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Hello there! I am GretchenSmithWho. Well. . . sort of (not really). My real name includes neither Gretchen, nor Smith (no 'Who' either). What I am using is, in fact, a clever pseudonym I came up with that incorporates a number of inside jokes I have with my friends. I want to mention that I am a teenage girl who can be incredibly clumsy when it comes to typing. I hope that you will take pity on me if, actually when, you see any grammar/spelling flaws in any writing I put on here. It is not because I could not care less about using proper grammar and spelling. I promise.

It is not likely that I will actually write or publish anything on here. Not only am I a teenager, but I am total nerd who puts all effort possible towards schoolwork. It's kind of a bummer because I sometimes enjoy writing. Really, the main reason I'm on here is because I like reading, and getting alerts when certain stories are updated is really nice. I might even throw in a review here and there. However, if I do write anything, the only things I shall ever claim to own are plots and maybe original characters. I own nothing. I am not cool enough for that. . . yet.

Tidbit information: My current obsession is Axis Powers: Hetalia. It is the only anime/manga I watch/read. Period. I am the Germany/Great Britain of my group, and interestingly, I dislike that pairing. I suspect the rest of my interests are more long-term. I am a music junkie, I play several instruments, and enjoy listening to music more than almost anything else I enjoy. Even chocolate. Well. . . I'll have to give that more thought, I really enjoy chocolate. I also like to read. A lot. What I like to read often varies, much like my music taste. I watch a lot of television and I am a developing movie buff, so after you add school work and whatnot, it turns out I have no life at all. I am a massive Whovian (DON'T BLINK), and I really like Star Wars; however, I am not a Trekkie, so my level of geek is not as out of this world as it seems (see what I did there?). Despite all that, the strangest thing about me is probably my interest in cars. I watch Top Gear (UK) and follow a certain type of motor sport that is neither NASCAR, nor IndyCar. I am a huge Anglophile. My heart belongs across the pond. If I were to list every single thing I enjoy in life, a vast majority of that list would somehow be British related. I highly dislike text lingo. I do not swear either, but some characters might, if I ever get to any writing.

The closest thing to a description of myself you will get: I tend to be rather blunt, but I never intend to be rude or mean. Rude and mean people are neither cool, nor awesome. I have this idea that I am intelligent, but it is not often that I feel the need to voice my opinion, as I am quite introverted. My personality can be accurately be described as INTJ. If you haven't a clue what that is, and are really curious about what it could possibly mean, Google it. As far as physical appearances go, I am tall, sort of blonde and quite pale. I have no siblings and enjoy splendid isolation. I find it is really nice, if you are into that kind of thing.

Lastly: I am not insane and am generally friendly, so go ahead and PM or review or whatever, if you want. I also take criticism pretty well, but I will most likely ignore flaming, so don't bother with it.

- Cheers!

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Acceleration Waltz by TwiGo reviews
AU. 1950s, America. Anti-German sentiment is alive and well, and for most young people, destiny is already decided. But one American and one German may stray from their intended paths, and perceptions are always subject to change. America x Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 157,984 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Germany, America]
Carried On, Forgotten Lives by xFallingxCastlexWallsx reviews
When certain nations have children they decide to help their kids live as close to normal lives. So they split up each couple, erasing the one parent's memories and choosing one to live with their child in a normal atmosphere. What happens when they meet again, and will things get complicated? UsUk, GerIta, SpaMano, PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,025 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3924 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Onion Cellar by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Post-WWII: Throughout its history, Germany has worn a stoic face. Feliciano cannot teach a nation to cry, but he can at least help Ludwig to learn. GerIta. Oneshot. Idea derived from The Tin Drum.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Vanished by Say It Say My Name reviews
What happens when Prussia wanders, wasted, into Switzie's home and removes his pants in the presence of Liechtenstein? Well, not what you'd expect, as America is there to save the day and UK is only happy to vanish Prussia away. Warning!OCs. Finished!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,867 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Prussia