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Hey all! I'm no writer (and thank bejesus for that cause anything I wrote would give you brain tumors)but i sure do read a lot...hmm not much use for people to look this since im not a writer BUT feel free to read my one sentence profile over and over again to your hearts content!(but be careful of tumors)

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The Tell Tale Heart's by RainingPaperButterflies reviews
Alfred and Arthur hated each other from the moment they met, and decided instantly that they wanted nothing to do with the other. However when forced to share a dorm room, they begin to find that avoiding each other is going to be harder then it looks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 174,338 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 3/11/2011 - America, England/Britain
Hamburgers With Rockin' Tea! by HamburgerWithTea reviews
USUK, Punk!Arthur meets Alfred at the McDonald's where Alfred works together with his brother Matthew, after a concert he gave. Arthur and his band are getting more and more famous. Arthur doesn't know how to react on Alfred and his attention he gets. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,046 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 3/31/2011 - England/Britain, America
A Not-So-Classic Romance by Galythia reviews
AU Victorian London. Alfred is a noble bachelor who in no way wants to get married. Arthur is a promising but young actor struggling to pay rent. When the two meet on the street, Arthur drops Alfred's family ring, which gives Alfred an idea: why doesn't Arthur just act the part of his fiancée? Duels, family issues, love triangles, and angst. Cover by Haku. Abandoned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 199,596 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 11/12/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Before They Learn To Swim by Threnna reviews
Alfred F. Jones is a navy captain, capturing law disobedient individuals at the governments bidding. One day, this brings him across a very special belonging to one such villain. A merman. Which he is to bring across the ocean without any misfortune. /AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 145,167 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 10/20/2011 - America, England/Britain
Like It or Not by Celestial Clusters reviews
AU. Eventual UKxUS. Unpopular, overweight, nerdy, and bullied, high school junior Alfred F. Jones is slowly reaching the end of his rope. Arthur Kirkland, a senior, has nearly everything his heart desires...except a love life. When the spark is lit, Arthur is determined to make Alfred his. After all, he always gets what he wants. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,006 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Not just a fling by chaoshead13 reviews
Alfred F. Jones is a student model who loves the attention his job gives him. What happens when a certain person in his new school not only doesn't fall for his charms, but finds him irritating as well? AU USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,378 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - America, England/Britain
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Pirates Tale by AutumnSweetFae reviews
Originally setting out to find his father, Alfred is forced to join the seemingly insane Captain Kirkland who may be his only hope in surviving the violent and deadly life of piracy. But what secret does this captain hide?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,060 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Vampires Bride by Lady White reviews
The legion, if you consume them, you will be able to overthrow the leader of the group; drink their blood, your greatest weakness is useless. But if you marry them, you can save your race. Let the battle between werewolves and vampire's begin. USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,521 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - America, England/Britain
Doggy Days by JulietGivesUp reviews
Being the top alpha-dog of New York City, not to mention having the comfiest sofa in the back alleys Alfred had the life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness - and the freedom to pee in the streets whenever he wanted to boot. A decent owner wouldn't hurt though. And so, cue in seventeen-year old Arthur Kirkland, occupation: Punk Extraordinaire, Graffiti artist, and bitter Brit.Dog AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - America, England/Britain
Scarlet Magic by Jay1892 reviews
Revenge seeking vampire!America seeks to learn magic from powerful Warlock!England. How will the two different beings react to each others presence when one of them isn't even a human? AU USXUK fanfiction
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,815 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - America, England/Britain
Picture Perfect Words by kouichi kimura 4eva reviews
Author Arthur Kirkland is facing a slump when trying to complete the final novel to his popular series, but then finds more than just inspiration after meeting a blond photographer on the rooftop of his beloved abandoned school.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,063 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - England/Britain, America
Too Much by rexlover180 reviews
Arthur Kirkland has just been told that he is going to be the newest Queen of Spades. With no other royals in place, he has to do everything on his own until the new King and Jack are found. And it's a tad overwhelming. He has to meet all the other royals from the other suits, sign documents, and run Spades alone. Maybe a handly servant can cheer him up. USUK Cardverse!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 88,720 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Not All Treasure Is Silver And Gold by animeloveramy reviews
Taught to despise pirates all his life, how will Alfred cope when he is captured by one Arthur Kirkland, the pirate captain with a curse that only Alfred has the key to breaking? Pirates of the Caribbean parody - AU. UK/US/UK and Spain/S.Italy. Plus PruHun, Franada and GerIta. Hinted RomeGermania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,704 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
The things that can never be by Parapo reviews
"Never talk to them, love them, save them. One wrong move and everything would fall out of balance. But the rules doesn't matter to me because I'm not afraid to give up my immortality just for him..." Angel AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,320 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Foxfire by PixieDust291 reviews
In folklore, foxes are said to be powerful trickster spirits who use their magic for all manner of things. Alfred has been having some rather strange dreams ever since the accident in the woods when he was just a child. An accident he doesn't remember. His dreams all seem to revolve around one thing, a man with emerald eyes seducing him late at night in the darkness of a forest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,607 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Surfin' USA by Ukulala reviews
It's rather unfortunate that this otherwise lovely beach is pretty crowded with helpful meddlers who just can't help throwing nudges, floaties, and baby shrimp in inconvenient directions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Book of Hoyle Act 1 by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
In the world of Hoyle there are many tales, but none as strange as the Kingdom of Spades. Multiple pairings aside from USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,649 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Love Match by Car reviews
Pokemon!AU. Alfred and Arthur finally arrive at the next gym, only to find that the gym leader, Francis, seems far more interested in Arthur than his battle with Alfred. Alfred is NOT amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Fae King by ShortStackOfPancakes reviews
Alfred F. Jones is a small-town guy living with his brother in southern Virgina, until a phone call about the death of a mysterious relative brings them to the UK. Who was this woman? And why is Alfred having visions of a man with green eyes? AU USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,082 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - America, England/Britain
A lot can happen in seven months by ForeverAPirate reviews
Alfred, a rich socialite with a bit too much confidence in his dating skills is dared to go out with the grumpy loner Arthur for 7 months to prove he's good boyfriend material. Neither, however, expected this to turn into something more than just a dare. US/UK fluff, with splatterings of Sp/lov and Fr/Can AU, warnings for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,335 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - England/Britain, America
Suit Of Dissonance by Symbiotific reviews
Alfred finds out that it's not easy ruling a kingdom. Not when your apparently-insane late father leaves it to you in a sorry state. Not when your new Queen has weird eyebrows and refuses to listen. Cardsverse!AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,175 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
Love Me Less, Love Me More by Faux Puissant reviews
Alfred is just a sophomore in college, just living an average life. It's weird to think that it all changed so quickly... UKxUS Vampire!Arthur. Human Names. Rated T for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,162 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - America, England/Britain
Oblivious by Locked Up reviews
Alfred Jones isn't popular. Instead of sports and friends he gets comics and the daily abuse of Ivan Braginski, his unofficial nemesis. But when he receives a note from a secret admirer, he learns something rather interesting about this "enemy"...slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,954 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Folk Bloodbath by fakiagirl reviews
USUK, AU. Alfred is a cowboy, a bounty hunter, whatever pays - but he always does what is right. When a man named Arthur saves his life, Alfred finds himself indebted to a stranger. Sometimes, what is right is not so clear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,234 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Smoker's Lounge by Zo One reviews
It all started with a bad habit. UkUs; UsUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Answer Key by Synxailla reviews
Not all the answers to life's questions can be learned inside the four walls of a classroom in a university… Then again, it was very near a classroom that Alfred met the very interesting Arthur Kirkland, so he won't complain. College life AU. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 91,260 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - England/Britain, America