If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

OMC ( Oh My Carlisle) -Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and if every one of us woke up and saw Carlisle we'd think he was God

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot

who calls you back when you hang up on him

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

"And I'm a Virgo!"-Bella

I am nuetral I am Switzerland!-Bella

"Does my being half naked bother you?"-Jacob Black. Eclipse, page 216

"Fall down again, Bella?"-Emmett, of course

No Emmett I punched a werewolf in the face-Bella

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"-Unknown

Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligises.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. (sigh Jacob sigh)

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

I'm the kind of girl who sits quietly in the back of my Texas History class secretly planning World Domination.

Hmm.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

I live in a world of Rainbows, hearts and Unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of grey and black, The hearts are broken and bleeding and the unicorns are cutting themselves with their horns... All in all it's my perfect life=D

I laughed soooo hard when I found this!!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Zomg!! (friend's favorite word...idk either...) Favorite Lyrics...

-A Praise Chorus By: Jimmy Eat World...

Crimson, And clover, Over, And over. Crimson, And clover, Over, And over. Crimson, And clover, Over, And over.
Our house in the middle of the street. Why did we ever meet? Started my rock 'n roll fantasy.
Crimson, And clover, Over, And over.
Don't don't, Don't let's start. Why did we ever part?
Kick start my rock 'n rollen heart.
I’m on my feet I’m on the floor I’m good to go.
So come on Davey sing me something that I know.
I wanna always feel like part of this,
Was,
Mine.
I wanna fall in love tonight,

-I Hate Myself For Loving You by: Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

I hate myself for loving you
Cant break free from the the things that you do
I wanna walk but I run back to you thats why
I hate myself for loving you

-Crimson and Clover by: Joan Jett

Ah, now I don't hardly know her
But I think I could love her
Crimson and clover

Ah when she comes walking over
Now I've been waitin' to show her
Crimson and clover over and over

Yeah, my, my such a sweet thing
I wanna do everything
What a beautiful feeling
Crimson and clover over and over

Crimson and clover over and over
Crimson and clover over and over
Crimson and clover over and over
Crimson and clover over and over

-Taxi Driver by: Gym Class Heroes

I took cutie for a ride in my deathcab
she tipped me with a kiss I dropped her off at the meth lab
before she left she made a dashboard confessional
and spilled her guts in cursive but what's worse is
I could still see her bright eyes like sunny day real estate
oh my and in a funny way this irritates
so high but no chance
my little chemical romance left a bad taste in my mouth
but I imposed her like hey mercedes why the long face
why you cryin? no need
just put on this coheed and fall out
boy meets girl jimmy eat world
but Schlep eats pills till he's all out
not once not twice she was thrice times a lady
mackin' on brand new, but I had to
bounce over to the postal service is to
pick up these pills that take care of my nervousness
and on the way I saw planes that were mistooken for stars
she played games but she took 'em too far
at the drive in
watching soft porn and you can tell
by the trail of the dead, that there was somethin' in the popcorn
hop in my cab destination midtown
just to get up with some kids that like to get down
I made my rounds and that was that
In between the frowns and scraps and heart attacks
and I remember I seen her ass in early november
on a thursday takin' back sunday for a refund
she shot a wink like no hard feelin's
then she jetted to brazil man them pills had me spun

this is the story of the year right here
this is hot water music
put ya ramen into it

Favorite quotes:

Self Inflicted Bliss by edwardNOTjacob

At my response, the Marquess threw his head back and laughed. “I always knew I liked you Edward. If my Bella will have you, then she is all yours. The final decision is hers however.”

I looked up, the surprise evident in my eyes. “Pardon me sir, while I personally commend your move and agree with you, most in Society would never give their daughters the chance…” I trailed off, not knowing how to finish my sentence.

“The chance to not choose a Duke?” The Marquess concluded my thoughts for me. “That is true Edward, they wouldn’t. But then again, titles and money do not matter to me or my family. The happiness of our girls does.”

He paused and gazed up to the wall above the fireplace. My eyes followed his and focused on the painting. It was a recent painting of Bella and Ladies Alice and Rose. Bella was seated in a chair, her skirts spread before her. At her feet, slightly to the right sat Lady Alice, her feet tucked up behind her and her skirts draped over them. Her hand was clasped in Bella’s. Lady Rose stood behind the chair, slightly to the left. Her hand was on Bella’s shoulder, and Bella’s hand covered it. The painting portrayed the girls’ relationship perfectly. Bella was the cornerstone, the mediator. She held everything together, and the love was evident in her eyes. Lady Alice was the organizer, the lively one. She kept the other two on track, but made them enjoy themselves too. Her excitement at sitting for the painting was gleaming in her eyes. Lady Rose was their protector, the strong one. Her chin was lifted in the painting, as if challenging someone to hurt her family. I couldn’t take my eyes away from them. The strength and love the painting exuded struck me to the core. One word was written in ancient Greek across the bottom of the painting: αρετη. Excellence.

At the sound of the Marquee clearing his throat, I turned back slowly to face him.

“The Swan family motto.” He gestured towards the painting. “There are several meanings for the word – goodness, excellence, virtue – but the bottom line is the same. ‘Arete’ is what members of the Swan family are born and raised to strive towards. It is inherent within us. With it come respect, trust, and duty to ones self. Bella, Rose, and Alice are no exception. They fiercely believe in striving to achieve ‘arete’ and their actions past and present show this. They have gained both my respect and my trust. The decision will be their own.”

I stood slowly, still registering all that had been spoken. Feelings of admiration, respect, and acute kinship warred within me. I stopped as I stepped outside the library, and turned to the Marquess.

An unspoken understanding was made then and there as we looked at one another. Shaking his hand, I finally spoke the words on my mind: “It is an honor to know you sir.”

guess what? i love this!!

F'KIN CUSSIN DAY!! PINA-COLADA VILLE!!