Hermione and Draco get caught under the enchanted mistletoe in the Great Hall in front of everyone at dinner. The catch is, they can't move until they kiss under it. In front of the entire school. Chaos will surely ensue! Crack fic, much like 'Hey Granger' format. And happy late Christams by the way!

"Granger, what if I told you that people who read too much are prone to live in a fantasy world, never find true love, and die alone in a house full of cats like that Figg lady?" He leaned on the table, his chin resting on his arms, staring at the book she held in front of her face. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.