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Joined 08-05-08, id: 1657965, Profile Updated: 02-05-11
Author has written 1 story for Sherlock.

Call me whatever you want to. I don't care. Just don't call me Buttercup.

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Hate Is A Strong Word- During a heated argument, Sherlock questions John as to why he's stayed all these years, which brings up topics of their friendship, and whether their friendship is becoming something more. Mild slash. Half song fic using "I Hate Everything About You".

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My Mind Rebels at the Future by pretend-to-care reviews
This is a collection of relatively random interactions between Sherlock Holmes and very ordinary things from the future...present. His future. So obviously it takes place in the now, not the then. Oh goodness, just read it.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,222 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - S. Holmes
The Curse of Kesha by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
Mycroft wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. So does everyone else. Almost song-fic; crack. No slash, just crack and a Kesha parody. Rated T for safety. Possibly the longest fic I've written in a while. One-shot. Feel free to sing along.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Science of Deduction by ifinallylearnthowtolie reviews
Life between cases. The detective and the doctor work together to learn how the other works. But some things they discover are not what they had expected. Wasn't Watson straight? And wasn't Holmes married to his work? Slow to begin with, sorry.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 40,974 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Isolation by Nova-chan reviews
For a request over at Sherlockbbc...Sherlock in a sensory deprivation tank.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,281 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just Watson by pretend-to-care reviews
This is the unofficial sequel to my other fic, Just Holmes. Hey, I already killed the doctor, why shouldn't I knock off the detective too? Rated for, well...death.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Just Holmes by pretend-to-care reviews
A rather depressing, rambling, pointless piece involving gun wounds, shouting, and tears! Rated T because children not of the T age should not be watching this movie in the first place! No slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Den of Zornrah reviews
While on holiday in America, Sherlock and John meet a girl asking for their help in tracking down a man who's committed mass homicide. Simple, right? Well, not when Sherlock thinks he might be in love!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.