Hello, and welcome to my profile! I hope you enjoy the random crapola I put on here.

Let me tell you a little about myself. I go by many names, including Dracolyte, Caffeine, Human, Scum, Humanscum, Green Shirt Guy, and Asshole. That last one is my least favorite.

Anyhoo, I love to laugh and make others laugh more than anything else. I figure if I can make people laugh, they'll forget about their troubles, if only for a bit. I also enjoy World of Warcraft, Magic: The Gathering, Mountain Dew: Livewire, my friends, dragons, birds (especially macaws/parrots/lovebirds), Monty Python, smooth jazz (Acoustic Alchemy FTW), classic rock, and Final Fantasy.

And now, 50 random facts about myself.

1. Dragons exist.

2. I was born on the same day as Leonardo Da Vinci (April 15). This was the same day that Abraham Lincoln died and the Titanic sunk.

3. I have my friend Cody to thank for getting me hooked on Magic: The Gathering.

4. In World of Warcraft, I play a level 70 Human Mage, but I'm planning on making a Death Knight come WotLK.

5. My parents got divorced when I was five years old.

6. Sometimes, I wonder what it'd be like to be a Blood Elf/Moogle/dragon/whatever.

7. I have a strange obsession with ancient Egypt.

8. My favorite board game is Risk.

9. I personally hate Richard A. Knaak and the abominations that Blizzard allows him to write and pass off as Lore.

10. I have a lovebird named Opal. I had another one named Sapphire, but one of my dogs killed him when he escaped from his cage.

11. While I'm on the topic of pets, I have two dogs, a cat, a rabbit, a lovebird, and some fish at my mom's house and a dog at my dad's house.

12. Someday, I'd like to kick Chris Metzen in the balls really, REALLY hard. Knaak, too.

13. I'm a vegetarian and a Christian with some Buddhist beliefs.

14. Even though I'm only half, I identify myself as an Armenian.

15. My favorite magic: The Gathering color is a toss-up between Blue and Red.

16. I don't use the British spelling of the word "fairy."

17. My favorite magic: The Gathering card is my holographic Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind.

18. My favorite movie is Iron Man, even though I know nothing about the comic.

19. I play the saxophone.

20. My favorite food is raspberries.

21. My favorite Final Fantasy game is Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.

22. My favorite TV show is Seinfeld.

23. Someday, I hope to be a psychologist.

24. I can't write a decent story to save my life, but, hey, I try.

25. Personally, I don't think they should have added the new races in FFTA2.

26. My mom's side of the family and I are always pulled out of line at the airport for those "random" security checks since we look middle-eastern.

27. My grandmother once snuck a knife into Six Flags (to cut food, not people). How she did it, I'll never know.

28. I'm the only one on my mom's side of the family with blue eyes.

29. I would learn Flash and make animutations if I wasn't so lazy.

30. My uncle once had a beard that made him look like a terrorist. True story.

31. I can't stand poor spelling and grammar. I think it's a side effect of being the son of a third-grade teacher.

32. I support Barack Obama. But if you support John McCain, hey, that's cool, too.

33. Nerf Rogues. 'nuff said.

34. Never, EVER see Star Wars: The Crap...I mean, Clone, Wars. It sucks.

35. In World of Warcraft, my favorite race is the Dwarves.

36. I have never broken a bone in my life.

37. PSPs are great for gami-(battery dies.)

38. Leeroy Jenkins wrote the Book of Love.

39. I have absolutely no self-esteem.

40. I once made a Draenei Shaman named "Lollore." I intend to do the same thing again, but this time with a Tauren Death Knight.

41. I tried to roleplay in World of Warcraft once. It was actually a lot of fun.

42. I'd like to hug a Moogle just once.

43. Please, please, PLEASE tip the Mage who just made that food or water for you! We have to pay upwards of 300 gold to get the spellbooks for maximum rank refreshments!

44. Ritual of Refreshment was the biggest buff Mages got in all of The Burning Crusade.

45. My theme song is "321 Stars" by DJ Simon.

46. I once jammed the tip of my pinky into the box of my uncle's lit cigarette. It hurt. A LOT.

47. Ever since I got these damn braces, I've been popping more painkillers than Anna Nicole Smith could ever dream of.

48. One of my fish is named Loopy due to the fact that he swims on his back and has his entire life.

49. I've had the same goldfish for 9 years. His name is Fatty. There was another one with him, whom I had named Skinny, but he died long ago.

50. I love watching old Laurel and Hardy films. That's where I got the names of the two fish I was talking about in #49.

Whoa, you're still here? Cool. Anyways, have fun reading my stories, and feel free to PM me. However, I will not tolerate flaming. Constructive criticism is great, but any and all flaming will not be tolerated.

WOOOOOO! I GOT INTO THE WOTLK BETA!!11oneuno!