Hello to all those in Fanfic world.

Hi Im Bertina. nah my name is Emma (ugh so common)( my pen name is short for Antidisestablishmentarianistically inclined Celery (Inspired by a story I read but can't remember so props to whoever the author is)) and I'm a fanfic freak.

De Moi... (I got back from France not long ago (25/9/05))
Hair: Some shade of dark brown, i've been dyeing it to long to be sure (I dye it every term and on the christmas/ end of year/ summer hols , they're the same thing) and I'm growing it out so i can chop it off.
Height: ummmm not short, not tall
Eyes: Brown, dark around the outside, mixed with yellow in the middle and an orange tinge around the pupil
Age: I was born on 9/9/1990 you do the math (Im a virgo)

Jared Padaleki, Jensen Ackles, Jesse Spencer, Jonny Depp and of course James Marsters are the sexiest things ever in the world!

I AM AN AUSTRALIAN WHOOOOO! AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE, OI, OI, OI,

I am a seriously wierd person (and a pyro, but eh whatta ya gonna do) I think yankees are wierd, I went to America in november(2004) and I really do,(trust me thats not an insult) I like weird (hehehe you call jam, jelly) I really am a skitz little psycho.

I LOVE FAMILY GUY VERY, VERY, VERY MUCH! It never ceases to amaze me how talented Seth MacFarlane is.

My friends: (well the good ones anyway lol)
Mel likes cheese (don't ask) and Sam is a Trash Man (well girl really). Jacquie-mus has got to be the nicest person I've ever met and she is so much fun to go hyper with (Sailor Moon / Hobbitsforever, it's ok she's Australian), then theres Meelz what on earth can you say about her , well most of the things she'd hurt me for lol, but she is an awes friend and a perfectionist YES MEELZ YOU ARE TOO, but she is not important :P. Jas-chan is one of my closest friends even though I only met her this year (2005) because she's one of those few people who I just click with and it's brilliant , we SHALL take over the world and one day we will find that well (why oh why can't they be real).Laura and me will NEVER take those meds (except the blue ones) and she is gonna be rich for me and Melissa is oh so observant, I just know they're going to find a way to make this dirty. Then there's Emma (who I've mentioned below) she has been my best friend since the end of prep and no matter what happens I refuse to loose touch because she is such a fantastic person and to me she will always be the BEST friend of my life, even if she does have a tendency to be violent lol.

I'm a die hard Geelong fan! GO THE CATS! I have been all my life , they were even playing on the telly in the delivery room while I was being born, and I will be 'til the day I die and beyond! (For those who don't know it's AFL (Australian Football League))

My Favourites:
Colour: Green (Black, Silver and Purple follow after)
Food: Chezels dipped in french salad dressing (try it, it's AWES. Go on I dare ya) and Jam and Thickened Creme on Toast. I LOVE strawberries espeacially dipped in chocolate and Mangos are yummy as! Apple Crumble is delicious!
Drink: Luski (made by me and my cuz's) and Slim Burble (also made by me and cuz but named after a cool little monster from a PS2 game we were playing at the time)
Book: I read way to much to pick just one but i love Tamora Pierce and Steven King
Movie: I love horror (thriller, suspense) espeacially the ones based on true stories and the classic disney animations (Aristocats, Aladdin, Lion king etc.) I do like The Mummy movies though
Animals: 1. Cheetahs and White tigers 2.Wolves 3. Pandas
Smell (I know weird catagory): My top favourite smell is Rain , lots of people say that doesn't exist but I mean that really fresh, clean, earthy smell that is in the air right before and after it rains or when it's just a light shower. I also love roses they smell so sweet and pretty, which isn't very characteristic of me but I adore that scent.
Tv Show: Buffy, House, Supernatural, Family guy, Fairly Odd Parents,

I said up there that I love strawberries, I don't just mean to eat I also love the smell and all little trinkets and things with strawberries on them. I'm obsessed with Egypt and archeology as well as having a fascination with forensics. All my friends are insane cuz you know "Birds of a feather". I'm obsessed with the Sims and it's hell because I'm an Aussie (and damn proud of it, I live in Vic on the NSW border) so we hear about the expansions LONG before we get them and it kills me. My bestie is also named Emma. She likes salad. (Shes making one so I think thats just a random statement). We both LOVE WWE espeacially Cena, D-Generation-X, Eugene, Undertaker, The Rock (even though he's gone) and many others. There are many more we don't like and relish their pain.

I like money. Alot.

I like the day Thursday, I always have and I don't know why. I was born on a sunday. I just saw the forth Harry Potter movie for the second time (I saw opening night, then 3 days later) Cedric is so perdy and Draco is the sexiest thing I've seen in my life,(except for the above mentioned guys starting with J) Tom Felton rox my sox. Halfway through the movie my friend Namara tipped a cup of ice on my lap, I have a devious plan for revenge. Are me and my friends the only ones who noticed that it was very H/H because I was saw that and I was NOT a happy camper, I hate that pairing and to all those H/H shippers ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha R/H triumphs. Don't hurt me. I'm not very fond of the H/G thing either and I was disapointed in the 6th book, but not just because of that pairing.

I love anime, my favourite is Inu Yasha (Go I/K (Kagome not kikyo, she doesn't get a capital letter)) and I LOVE Sesshy beyond anything. Fruits Basket is also really cool, I adore Kagura. YaY for KxK.

I love this online comic called Directions of Destiny, it's so amazingly brilliant you should check it out.

My Pairings (god where to start) It's mostly the ones that do not exist (Yet( well i can hope can't I)).
In no particular order:

Books:
Briar/Sandry
Neal/Kel
Jon/Alanna
Crane/Rosethorn
Ron/Hermione
Harry/Luna
Rand/Egwene
Lan/Nynaeve
Julius/Holly
Digory/Polly
Charlie/Olivia
Gabriel/Emma
Peter/Tink
Eustace/Jill
Robert/Sophie

T.V shows
Spike/Buffy
Jayne/River
Eric/Calleigh
Logan/Veronica
Eric/Jaye
Bo/Shirley
Drake/Amanda
Angel/Cordelia
Wesley/Fred (Winifred)
Louis/Tawny
Connor/Dawn
Kipp/Lydia
Fraiser/Roz
House/Cameron
Sam/Clarissa
Greg/Sara
John Cena/ Torrie Wilson
Larry/Ren
Tony/Abby
Seth/Summer
Ryan/Marissa
Phil/Keely
Seth/Tia
Spike/Lynda
Jason/Kimberly
Mauser/Cleo
Nigel/Sydney
Max/Liz
Micheal/Maria
Zack/Kelly
Eddy/Raven
Clu/Fi
Vaughn/Josie
Cam/Gwen
Mason/George

Others
Robin/Starfire
Beastboy/Raven
Kyo/Kagura
Inuyasha/Kagome
Troy/Sharpay
Mamoru(Darien)/Usagi(Serena)
Motoki(Andrew)/Makoto(Lita)
Yuuichiru(Chad)/Rei(Raye)
Kishu(Dren)/Minto(Corina)
Ryou(Elliot)/Ichigo(Zoey)
Li/Sakura
Ginji/Natsumi
Ban/Himiko
Link/Zelda
Wheeler/Linka
Tino/Lor
Tommy/Lil
Nigel/Kuki
Ron/Kim
Spud/Trixie
Darren/Ginger
Brian/Rainbow
Champ/Cheer
Danny/Sam
Fillmore/Ingrid
Fry/Leela
Paco/Jade
Jackie/Viper
Joey/Mai
Martin/Diana
Kevin/Cindy
Sora/Kairi
Zephan/Azalea
Li/Mei
Li/Libelle

If you have any problems with them, feel free to e-mail me. I love defending my couples ;). Also if you have any good pairings you know of, e-mail me then too. I'm a fanaticle shipper, the more the better :D. I love love/hate stuff.

Quotes and Likewise (Yes there are a hell of alot)

If you have claim to any of these I'm sorry I just heard them from people and liked them, a few I made up but not many.

Disclaimer: If it's from a show, don't sue, think of it as publicity.

Bender: What is that fat, ugly thing...a frog, a toad, YO MOMMA! ahahahaha gets swallowed by giant froad

Suicide is a way of telling God, "you can't fire me, I quit!"

My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 47 states.

It takes 42 muscles to smile so just save energy and flick ‘em off.

The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.

Save the earth...it's the only planet with chocolate!

My mind works like lightning, one bright flash and it's gone.

Men are like pennies, two faced and worthless.

They say the truth will set you free; it usually just gets me locked in my room...

Everyone has a photographic memory; some are just out of film

"I think we're all mentally ill; those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better." - Steven King

I've seen a rich man beg
I've seen a good man sin
I've seen a tough man cry
I've seen a loser win
And a sad man grin
I heard an honest man lie
I've seen the good side of bad
And the downside of up
And everything between

All generalizations are false. Including this one.

A cubicle is a padded cell without a door

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done

Going the speed of light is bad for your age

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail friends

Too many freaks...not enough circuses

Better living through denial

Keep honking. I'm reloading

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

He looks sad, and lonely and lost...let's hit him!"

"Life's inconvenient, that's what makes it fun."

"As soon as I stared thinking about getting it together, I got this mad craving desire to fck it up."

"The smallest things in life are usually the most important."

"Paying you rent is like living your life; the longer you put it off, the harder it is to fulfill"

"The finish line is the beginning of a whole new race."

I'm going off to find myself, if you see me before I get back, please tell me where I'll be, thanks

A volcano exploded killing everyone, including the sheep that grazed merrily on the shady slopes of the beautiful mountain, and then the little girl, who was going to be the sole savior of all that is just and good, was burned to a black crisp in the ensuing lava flow. The End.

Moral: If you’re going to start a family, try not to do it on the side of a highly active volcano. You’re asking for it.

Wrestling is not Fake its “staged” BIG DIFFERENCE

Hey! Get in line she's owed me a soda way before she met you! (Pause) No soda for you!

My jeepers are officially creeped.

It's like a shiny puppy... with a shell! (cockroach)

Blast whoever invented a conscience

If I started acting normal people would find it weird

"See I told you I was ill!" - Spike Milligans gravestone

"Bite my shiny metal ass" – Bender

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." - Robin Williams

Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though they know that you are slightly cracked.

If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.

He who dies with the most money is, nonetheless, still dead

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.- Albert Einstein

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.-

Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious

I am not naturally honest, but am sometimes by chance.

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There’s no need to be stupid about it.

Always do the right thing. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest

You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories

Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world - R.D. Lang

"I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear" -Margaret Smith

Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months

I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned

Clothes make the person, naked people have very little influence on society.

If your aim is to fail and you fail, have you succeeded?

If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode?

I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my left shoe.

Note. Serious. Face.!

-You know what I really hate?
- That your date melted?

~Pandas stole my name and fed it to the giant koala~

FINE! (sigh) you might wanna see if Masaya has come to and let him out of the fridge (sulks)

Someone once asked me "Are you always dazed and confused?"
...Unfortunately I couldn't answer because I was staring out the window wondering how the squirrel can stuff so many acorns in its mouth……

I’m not a mustard!
Oh dear god he believes his own lie
DoesThisFurMakeMeLookFat?
Chuck didn't brush his teeth last night, his toothbrush was dry
do you relise that you’re standing on stage having a four way conversation with yourself?
‘He looks like a turtle… a fat one’ sobbing‘I’m not a turtle I’m a doggy now’
Where’s teddy? With sauce
‘I’m not a turtle?’
‘I want that on my tombstone’ ‘I want pepperoni on mine’ ‘you are a fck wit’ ‘Thank-you’
Shit, I said Goddamn, Goddamn I said Shit, have I said fck yet?

Great leaping ocelots

What! No post-it notes but that’s gonna make small yellow pieces of paper unemployed

-When does puberty end for a guy?
-6 months after death

I am amazed at my own ingeniusnesss.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Common sense is a game many people dont like to play.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...

and I'm not even sure about the first one." ~Albert Einstein

I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

A few weeks afterward, I fell down a weeeeeell, and was trapped for eight months.

I had to live off the mooooooold and miiiiildew growing upon the waaaaaalls. My sooorrrow

became imprinted on a malevolent videocassettttttte, which was featured in a maaaaaaaajor

motion piiiiicture produced by Dreeeeeeamworks, available nooooooow at your local

convinence, grocery or druuuuug store.

She's like a vaccum cleaner- she sucks, she blows, she gets laid in a closet."

I will yell this once and by God you better listen, I do love you and if you ever try this again I will follow you over and ring you neck!

She turned her honeyed doe-eyed gaze toward him, a half smile cultivating her rose tinted

pout,dispelling the ghost of distain that played across her features "That's Miss Emma,

to you"

Wow and thats from the friken Pope!

Friends post your bail. True friends are sitting beside you saying 'Damn that was fun!'

If wishes were henshin wands, we’d all be Senshi

Excuse me, but a cow has thrown something at my head

The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten

«·´¨·. Em-chan .·¨·»

('-') ('-') ('-') -- Do the Kirby Dance!

Ogg was a caveman.
He lived in prehistoric times when the air was fresh and the water was pure.
Ogg is extinct.
Figure that one out.

- I lost both my legs because of that incident
- but you have legs
- oh, I found them again, they were in the couch cushions

MOTHER! stop trying to disintergrate my boyfriend!

- DAVE! YOU WILL PAY!
- You're mad at me aren't you

I don't like to wear my glasses when I'm commiting unspeakable acts of evil ...

... they make me look bookish

When a woman says 'nothings wrong', everything is wrong, when a woman says 'everything is wrong',
EVERYTHING is wrong and when she says somethings not funny, you sure as hell better not laugh your ass off

What do the five fingers say to the face?...SLAP!

~ Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya I made you eat your parents Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya ~

They’re coming, look busy

I am so very ordinary, but everything I have I offer to him, and there is nothing I wouldn’t do to see him smile for the other side of his pain. That is my answer. That’s the life I live so he may have some degree of healing, I will share his pain even though we can never exchange our suffering.

I want to be young and wild, then I want to be middle aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending to be deaf

We’re all talkative if compared to goldfish

-I read this in a book once
- Are you sure it was a book, are you sure it wasn’t nothing?
- Oh, yeah

-Favourite pie flavor?
- TAKE OVER THE WORLD BERRY!
- Hunh? I’m sorry what was that?
– Apple

If you had a life, you would stop talking about mine!

Oops, i din't mean to hit you...but i'm glad I did

I'm not ignoring you, you're just insignificant

This is a taco-burrito conversation, NACHOS

Cry me a river, build me a bridge, then do us all a favor and jump off it!

i dont know what your problem is but i bet its hard to pronounce

You! off my planet

I love not being you :)

My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!

God created man first, then he had a better idea

Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either

the closest thing u will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle

...NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS...

Why don't you slip yourself into something more comfortable...like a coma

Boys are like mascara - they run at the first sign of emotion!

Don't make me have the furniture take you DOWN! How would you like death by bench on your tombstone ...

YOU! off my planet!.

SMILE if you like my msn name

Today’s special number is 373

Chuck Norris facts -

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

If you think that's something you should see the amount of buffy quotes I have.

CUSTOM QUOTES

Jacquie: Well, there you go, happy as Larry
Me: Who is this Larry and why is he so happy?

Me: Hey, does anyone know the american states?
Meelz:Why?
Me: Just because
Jacquie:Alabama
Me: Got it
Dags: Denver
Me: oh good
Jacko: Starbucks!
All:look at him and crack up laughing

Me: What should i write in my poem?
Mwave: Say something about a muffin
Me: What rymes with muffin?
Meelz: um cuffin, duffin, puffin
Mwave: There once was a muffin
Me: Who was eaten by a puffin, And all covered in creme
Mwave: Why was the muffin all covered in creme
Me: Maybe it was a kinky muffin
Mwave: We shouldn't pry into the muffins personal life
Meelz: Why are we talking about a muffin?
Me: Cuz it was eaten by a puffin

Me and Jacquie talking about chickens for some obscure reason
Jacquie: We feed our chooks all the leftovers
Me: Even leftover chicken?
Jacquie: Yeah I guess
Me: Oh my God, chook canabilism, thats how mad cow started you know
Jacquie: What chook canabilism?
Me: No cow canabilism and a similar thing was found in an isolated tribe that still practises canabilism
Jacquie: If it's in chickens is it still mad cow?
Me: Maybe is mad chicken?
Jacquie: maybe its mad chow?
Both: (crack up laughing start a conspiracy theory about different varieties and how they are out to infect us)
Meelz: What are you guys talking about?
Both: Chow!
Meelz:(WTF look) you guys are wierd
Me:(suspiciously) It's the bats
Both: (look at each other then scan the room wildly)
Jacquie: Look theres one up the front (point's to teacher)
Me: Shoot it!
Jacquie: No!
Both: We must study it's habits
(go into hysterics)

(Sitting in our group at lunch but really only talking to Laura and Melissa)
Me: Hey, did I tell you about the Russian Space Pen thing I saw from Meelz?
Laura: No what is it?
Me: Well, upon discovering a pen wouldn't work in space, the Americans spent 5 years and 1.5 million on developing a pen that would work despite the lack of gravity, the Russians used a pencil
Melissa: (crack up laughing)
Laura: (puzzeled) Why won't a pen work in space?
Me: Because it needs gravity to make the ink go through the pen
Laura: (still puzzeled) Then why does the ink in a pencil still work?
Me and Melissa: (give her 'are you serious' looks) (crack up laughing)

(sitting around at lunch talking about the Alice the camel song)
Laura: (looking shocked ) You mean the camel was a horse!
Me: Yeah you know, at the end it goes Alice the camel has no humps
Alice the camel has no humps
Alice the camels a horse
Laura: (looking as though she's somewhere between a great revelation and freaking out)
I guess I just never reall listened to the end of the song
Me and Em: (starts singing song)
Laura: WAIT! Alice THE camel, I thought it was Alice's camel, so Alice WAS the camel!
(starts freaking out and repeating oh my god and goes of to tell her brother)
Us: (Crack up laughing)
Lauren: (walks over) Whats so funny?
Me:You know the Alice the camel song?
Lauren: Yeah
Me: Laura didn't know that in the end the camel wasa horse
Lauren: Hang on! The camels a horse!
Us: (fall about laughing)

Jas: and I didn't even want Apollo the cat but h-
Emz: How wierd would a pole dancing cat be?
Us: (laugh)
Me:(gives her wierd look)
Emz: What she said Apollo the cat and it made me think of that

Sarah: Hey, after let's all go out to that tree near the cement ditch
Eve: The one with those cherries
Alison: They're not cherries
Eve: They look like cherries
Alison: Well, they're not, cherry trees arn't red
Sarah: I thought it was more purple than red
Emz: It looked redish to me and I thought they were cherries
Alison:Well they're not!
Me: So,it's a berry not a cherry almost red but kinda purple tree!

(Sarah, Pat, Alison and Me sitting around talking about impalment brecause of the chicken kebabs)
Sarah: How romantic
Us: (give her wierd look and laugh)
Sarah:I don't know why I just said that I didn't mean romantic
Me: Imagine if, like, in the paper there's this article about a grusome impalment and it goes 'Witnesses say-
All: How romantic (laugh)
(convo continues and elaborates)

(Later)
Alison: I'm gonna stick a spike in the tree
Me: Thats like impalment
Sarah: (talks about her boyfriend coming over tomorrow)
Alison: woooooooooo Sarah and James, haha I can do that to you but you can't do that to me
Sarah: yeah well,woooooooo, Alison and the cherry tree
Me: Ah, yes impalment, spikes,how romantic
Pat: it's like I love you so much, let me stick a spike in you
Sarah: Well I can get spiked tomorrow
Us: (take it in a dirty way and go into hysterics)
Sarah: (relises) NO! not what I meant (laughing too)

(a bunch of us out at the concrete ditch)
Sarah: The world is just a giant orgy
Us:(laugh)
Sarah: no look, see that sandwich (points to sandwich on ground) two pieces of bread, together, that's sex, see patrick (points ro patrick and his girlfriend) thats about to be sex, see those two boys over there (turns around and goes to point at two random boys further down the ditch, notices how they're lying and cracks up laughing)
Us: (looks and goes hysterical)

Me: Oh yeah like immaculate conception
Amber: but she can't have a baby she's a virgin
Me: Hence the immaculate conception part
Amber: Whats maculate mecepton?
Me Immaculate conception, it's having a baby without having sex
Amber: OH WoW! How do you do that!

Laura: Why are they called Butter Menthols? They don't even taste like butter!
Kallie: Maybe it's in the menthol?
Laura: Menthols don't taste like butter!...Wait what's a menthol?

Teacher: So without further ado...(continues)
Laura: Ado (laughs) that's funny
Me:Why?
Laura: (Still laughing) It's so funny and it's so long, it's like more than four letters
Me: Laura it's three
Laura: (stops laughing) oh

Namara: .. it tasted like honey, you know like from a bee
Me: Nah, I thought you meant honey from a cow
Melissa: Cows make honey?!

(In Lit Class)
Namara: (Making up her oral) The words are just so beautiful.
Mr.Loorham: I'll quote you on that
Me: She says that about everything
Mr. Loorham: How would you describe the imagery, since you apparently think everything is beautiful try to be more creative with your response
Namara: Well, the imagery is just ...so ...attractive.

(At Camp)
Person talking about the awesome food-
Trudi (who works at the camp): Well no one's died or had to go home from food poisoning
Random: What about Rachel?
Melissa: No that was asthma
Laura: Maybe there was asthma in the food!
Us: (crack up laughing)
Laura: Wait

(AT McDs drive thru)
Mum: What do you want?
Me: Just a Happymeal
Mum: Nuggets?
Me: Cheeseburger
Speaker: How may I take your order?
Mum: Can I please have a happyburger with a cheeseburger
Me and Emz: (Laugh)
Speaker:(laughs (plus some random laughter in the background))

(Emz sees light on for no reason)
Emz: Emma! Do you want the polar bears to melt?!