*FrUK/UkFr Pirate!England x France* Arthur was the notorious Captain of The Bloody Rose, and being a pirate, he took what he pleased. But after taking a certain blue-eyed tavern owner, he finds that perhaps something had been taken from him too...(Rated M for language, violence and sexual themes).

"Ugh, babe, can't you see what you do to me?" Craig whispered. If Tweek weren't so fucking aroused, he would have laughed. What *I* do to *you*? Craig had Tweek wrapped around his little finger, not the other way around. Tweek couldn't stop even if he wanted to.

A modern AU where Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third is a seventeen year old boy, bullied at school for being different, but when a new kid comes into town, a white haired, blue eyed boy roughly the same age, his life was about to change... but will be it changed for the better? (( Jack x Hiccup ))

It's hard making a name for yourself when you've got a sibling that everyone loves, and you just don't quite measure up, so what happens when you meet someone who seems to be experiencing the exact same thing? When Gilbert and Matthew find each other, they discover they don't really need to be adored like their brothers, they just need someone who accepts them for them. Rated: MA

After the Grand Prix, the skaters gear up for the World Championship series. Yuri Plisetsky and Otabek Altin stay in touch, forming a strong friendship. Unfortunately for Yuri, puberty hits him like a truck hauling hormones. Instead of skating, all he can think about his how hot Otabek looks in spandex... A real "cumming" of age story! (Ha ha, I'll see myself out...)

Sumi manages to trick Misaki into drinking a highly concentrated Aphrodisiac drug, forcing Misaki to crave pleasure and forcing Akihiko to relieve it. Misaki is violently ill in the following days, unable to handle the toxins he ingested, and is left needing Akihiko's care. Will it bring them closer? Or will Misaki shut himself away in humiliation? - One Shot.

After an encounter with Pirate!Arthur Antonio makes a wish to the Britannia Angel; AU; Conquistador!Spain, Pirate!Arthur;

"I think it would freak you out, you know? How much I love you. How much I obsess over you and want you all for myself."

After yet another argument stemming from the authors jealousy, Misaki - knowing he was never too good at expressing himself with words - decides to do something about it and prove that he'll never leave his lovers side like he fears. What better way to do so than a very permanent tattoo? - One Shot

[viktuuri] Viktor could write poems about the soft pink that paints his cheeks and nose. He could pen lyrics about the slope of Yuuri's smile and the way he bites his lip to try to keep the laughter inside. The bubbling heat of the feelings he induces in Viktor would be more than enough protection from even the harshest of Russian winters.

Yuuri's favourite mornings begin with a naked husband... Victuuri smut. One shot. Victor/Yuuri

Trying on new clothes was never this good. Yuri looks really good in a crop top, in Otabek's opinion.

Viktor, it seemed, was enjoying Yuuri's fluster. "Now Yuuri, that's no nice way to ask. You wounded me! You may as well stake me right now! Though, it seems I'm the one staking you right now…" Yuuri, to his own surprise, found himself laughing. Hundreds of years on this planet, and Viktor Nikiforov, his immortal boyfriend, had just punned him before taking his virginity.

Seduced by Yuuri's Eros routine, Victor just can't keep his hands off him. Victor x Yuuri one shot.

Silver wasn't good enough, but Yuuri felt that if Victor was allowed to set such high restrictions and impositions, then Yuuri should be allowed to do so as well. And that was where this idea came from. This very devious idea that Phichit would be so proud of! It was time to delve into his Eros and make silver the most appealing thing to Victor Nikiforov. A/N: This has smut.

Yuuri wears lingerie on Valetine's Day for Viktor, who loves touching and teasing the younger man - especially his thighs

"Can't I just be nice to my fiancé once in a while? Although, the fact that you can still form coherent sentences tells me I'm not doing my job well enough" Victor wants to surprise Yuuri and Yuuri is more than happy to oblige. Very fluffy Victuuri smut.

Last night, Yuri kissed Viktor for the first time, and when the two wake up together in the same bed, Viktor can't help but want more. Viktor/Victor x Yuri, Viktuuri, Vikturi, Victuri, lemon, fluff, dirty talk, smut, dear god help me

Kevin never has backed down from a double-dare, but his buds have really come up with a good one this time. What happens when a harmless bet becomes something more? [[Kevedd, now complete]]

A snowy night has Yuri sleepless. Smut Version.

After receiving a harsh emotional blow, Gilbert is wondering if he really belongs anywhere. Looking for somewhere to disappear for a while, he finds himself in Canada. Matthew is not used to people seeking him out, but when Gilbert arrives, he finds a friend to cure his loneliness and, just maybe, much more… (PruCan, slow burn)

Ever since Victor became his coach, Yuuri feared the day he would leave. In an attempt to make his love happy, he tries to set him free the night before the Free Skating, only to realise that maybe Victor doesn't want to return to the rink. This is Yuuri and Victor overcoming their last obstacle on the way to the gold medal. Victuuri One Shot. Fluff, Smut, HAPPY ENDING! Complete.

When Victor wakes up at night only to find the other side of the bed vacant, he knows there's only one place his beloved katsudon can be. But what drove Yuuri to Hatsetsu Ice Castle at such an hour? And what will happen when Victor gets there? Victuuri One Shot. Canon. Fluff and Locker Room Smut. BoyxBoy.

Kintsugi- the art of making something beautiful in its broken places. Their first time was rough and messy, and Yuri can't remember. Their second time is gentle and slow. Viktor can remember for the both of them.

Yuuri wakes up in the arms of Viktor, who happens to be muttering a certain pet name in his sleep. Smuttiness ensues. (contains blow jobs, lots of Russian, and cute morning sex)

Viktor sees the posters

Gilbert and Matthew are EMTs at International Memorial Hospital. Mattie has a bad day and Gilbert tries to cheer him up with some sexy times in the on-call room. Prucan. One-shot. Set in the same universe as "Best Kept Secret" (this story stands alone) PWP

Arthur Kirkland and Ludwig Beilschmidt are some of the most unforgiving trauma surgeons at International Memorial Hospital. They demand perfection at all times. Alfred Jones and Feliciano Vargas are operating room nurses who work their asses off every day. They never expected to come face to face with love from the two most unlovable surgeons in their unit. USUK, Gerita, Prucan

With Makkachin sick in Japan, Victor had to book the first flight back to Kyushu the next morning. However, it will be his first time away from his boyfriend Yuuri after months of constantly being around each other. A proper goodbye is certainly in order and maybe Yuuri will be able to assure his coach that everything will be alright. Victuuri One Shot. Canon. BoyxBoy. Complete.

For as long as Akihiko can remember he has been under the protection of a 'angel'. One night, as he lay dying on the streets of 1890's London the angel reveals himself, turning out to be nothing more than a remarkable green eyed clockwork boy. But Misaki has a past and the organization that he ran away from wants him back. AU AkihikoXMisaki

After their kiss in China, Yuuri is unable to find sleep and Victor feels the need to investigate why his precious skater is getting more and more floppy during training. What will he find late at night in Yuuri's room? And will Yuuri be able to face not only his feelings but also the man he admires so much? Victuuri One Shot. Fluff and Smut. BoyxBoy. Complete.

He was going to make him regret ever accusing Victor of joking. He was going to show him how merciless he can be. He was going to suck him dry. He was going to kiss Yuri Katsuki senseless, then ask him what 2 plus 2 is, just for him to say Victor's name as an answer. (Cover art by siel00)

And when Yūri asks about their relationship, Viktor laughs. But only because he thought it was obvious. Viktor/Yūri. Lime/Smut.

There was no one but Katsuki Yuuri to blame for Victor's current predicament. Or the "victor vaguely masturbates while pining for yuuri" fic no one ever asked for

Alfred 'The Hero' Jones is a young MMA fighter who has his sights set on the UFC championship. But when he challenges the current champion, Ivan Braginsky, things don't go quite as planned, and he finds himself in the hospital. After a few weeks, another patient is brought in to Alfred's room: a British model named Arthur Kirkland. Together, they start to fix each other.

Haru is in desperate need of a distraction, and he finds it in the most unconventional of ways. RinHaru, HaruRin

AU. Matt Bonnefoi is so desperate to get home that he accepts a ride from Al Jones, a stranger he meets in JFK Airport. Despite a raging blizzard, they set out for Ontario—but they don't get far. What happens when a grieving Canadian and a deprived American are forced to spend twenty-four hours trapped together in a snow storm? Only good things ;)

When one took the time to look, to truly get to know the personification of Canada, one discovered that under the genteel, civilized manners and quiet demeanor, the young man was as magnificent and peaceful as the country he represented. Yet, beyond everything else, the True North was untameable. Warnings: M/M, yaoi, Austria x Canada. The setting is Vienna, Austria.

AU: Hiroki didn't let life changing events affect his goals. His cherished past time is playing the piano which he made into a successful career. His newest fan Nowaki Kusama, with his own hidden secrets, is captivated when he sees him perform on stage. Although Hiroki doesn't trust Nowaki at first, they form a friendship which blossoms into romance. Blind!Hiroki. Scarred!Nowaki

Arthur is a teacher, and he knows he shouldn't be doing this... but Matthew is just so hard to resist once you actually see him...

Demons and angels AU: A meeting between two different individuals changes many long standing views of each others way of life. Their forming friendship and affection catches the eyes of many who wish to do harm to them. As well as exposing many old secrets after centuries upon centuries of concealment. Angel!Nowaki Demon!Hiroki

Darkhearted Damien has been haunting Pip's dreams for nearly nine years, and Pip is bent on ending the nightmare. However, when the two are finally reunited in an explosive encounter, Pip realizes he needs a lot more closure than previously thought.

Tweek has an anxiety attack in the middle of the night and asks Craig to come over to comfort him.

Tweek can't stand the heat and Craig can't handle sexual starvation. There's only one good thing that could come out of this. Shower Fun.

Everyone thinks Tweek and his friends are too close. Tweek thinks things have never been more perfect. Craig/Tweek/Token/Clyde

Matthew finally gets a chance to hone his skills for a chance at the lead role in a play in the shape of a mysterious writer who seems far too willing to go above and beyond to help the blond student. Once Matthew finally sees the finish line will he be in over his head and bringing the role to life?

UP FOR ADOPTION!Nowaki is a water bending healer who traveled away from his tribe, Hiroki is an escapee from the fire nation, convicted of a crime he didn't commit. They meet one night when Hiroki is injured by fire nation soldiers and Nowaki takes him into his home. He heals all of his wounds and offers a safe haven away from the dangers of the war closing in from all directions.

PruCan After a world meeting Gilbert and Matthew decide to have some fun *wink-wink* in the storage room closet.

AU. Al and Matt were raised as adopted brothers. They were best friends who did everything together. But when Matt leaves for boarding-school, Al begins to realize the difference between "brotherly love" and something more. As Al and Matt stumble through adolescence, they begin to realize that you don't always get to choose who you fall in love with. FACE Family :)

Makoto is the same as air to Haruka, essential to his life and without him he feels like he's suffocating. While his heart belongs to another Haruka has to cope with his life line being taken away, deciding whether it's time to sink or swim. MakoHaru.

Jack is a thief that can steal anything... maybe even the heart of Prince Hiccup. Hijack, Frostcup, Hiccup from HHTYD X Jack Frost from RoTG

A blanket can still be found out in the woods where they laid. It's nestled comfortably underneath the thick veil of bushes. It was their alter, where they discovered the warmth of a heaven all their own. Each other. Creek Smut.

Francis and Arthur have been getting drunk together for years. They always regret it in the morning - well, not really. Lemon warning. FrUK.

A series of one shots involving Canada and Prussia or, rather, Matthew Williams and Gilbert Beilschmidt.

Tired of feeling ignored and overlooked, Matthew Williams does something he knows will get attention. He runs away. Cold and alone, he finds himself in Berlin where he meet cocky, homeless street artist Gilbert. With no other choice, Matthew takes refuge in Gilbert's kindness... But what will he do when he starts to harbour romantic feelings for him? Cover image credit: Jaesch

Ciel is the son of Vincent, leader of the reapers and fearless demon slayer. Ciel is the weakest boy in the village. But now he's going to change his father's and everyone else's opinion of him: he's going to kill a demon. But that might not go well.

As class president and head of the student council, Arthur's far too busy for much else other than homework and a job. While he's been secretly dating golden boy Alfred for a while now, he tends to let their relationship fall to the bottom of his list of priorities. Until Alfred proves that he's Top 3 material. Oneshot Rated: MA

Alpha Rei has always been uncomfortable with his status and the instincts that go along with it. So what is he to do when Nagisa presents himself as an omega when they are home alone? Reigisa basically pwp.

Amidst the explosions of the shells dropping around them, Matthew in Gilbert find time to sneak away and elope under a blanket of stars, away from judgemental eyes for some privacy. The Great War is a dangerous time, much less for homosexual lovers fighting on opposite sides. PruCan Fluff.

Born nearly deaf, Alfred had always relied on sign language to speak and hear. Despite the obstacle, he befriended and eventually fell in love with Matthew who learnt to sign just for him. After a surgery in an attempt to restore some hearing to the American, Matthew is there at his side, ready to be the first voice his lover hears. AmeCan Fluff.

Three was the universe's number. There were three times when Alfred caught Matthew awake at three in the morning, and had the same three words burn his throat and ache to be said. Under the flickering lights in the run down kitchen that stank of booze and cigarettes, it hadn't seemed so lucky a number any longer. AmeCan. Warnings within.

As a fire-fighter, Alfred knew that it was the general stereotype that he would rescue at least one kitten in his career from a tree. What he didn't expect was the kitten in question to belong to his handsome neighbour, and that he would find himself setting up far too many excuses to see the medic, only to catch what seemed to be quite a contagious disease. AmeCan Fluff.

The timers on their wrists ticked down slowly to the final moment before they were to meet their soul mates. At such a young age, and with such a frail and sickly body, Matthew didn't expect to live to see the day his timer ticked down to zero. He was lucky to be meeting the one that he would fall in love with so soon. PruCan Fluff.

Attempting to fluster Matthew isn't always recommended. When he retaliates, Alfred finds that he's the one in trouble mid-meeting, and that his plan is horribly backfiring. Suggestive AmeCan.

Without his sight, gifts never needed to be wrapped for Matthew, always a mystery, but he delights in receiving them. Alfred frequently enjoys watching Matthew's face light up when he realises what's been bought, and seeing the ways he uses to discover his gifts. AmeCan Fluff. Blind!AU.

Easter Sunday 2014 overlapped 4/20, and Matthew couldn't resist combining the chocolates with a special ingredient for a bit of fun. Alfred returns home to a tasty sweet waiting for him, though the chocolates remain untouched in the fridge.

Clyde glared through watery eyes but froze suddenly seeing blood dripping into his hands. His breath hitched. Drip. Drip. Drip. 'N-No...'

Alfred's a jock and Arthur's a punk and neither of them think that mix would go particularly well. When the chance arises, however, the boys strike a deal for a little test run. Rated: MA

"I wonder what our relationship would be classified as," Makoto murmured. "We are husbands and Rin is our mistress," Haru replied immediately. "What the hell?" Rin rolled over, attempting to punch Haru, but Haru caught his wrists, blue eyes glinting with mischief. "Haru-chan," Makoto scolded gently, arms wrapping around Rin from behind. "Don't be mean." MakoHaruRin threesome smut

Matt likes a lot of things. Matt likes hockey. Matt likes pot. Matt likes art. But Matt loves Tim. (Student/Teacher Relationship!AU, NedCan)

Werewolves aren't popluar in the magical community, so Alfred usually just stays in his apartment during the full moons. But when the full moon also falls on Friday the 13th, there's too much magic in the air for him to stay cooped up inside. It's just lucky for him that he isn't the only one wandering in the forest that night. Oneshot Rated: MA

Matthew had only gotten as far as the bathroom before his brother had picked up on his scent - sex and sweat, fresh blood and the remnants of plastic glitter. [amecan][vampire au][possessive behaviour/jealousy warning]

As a Resident Assistant, Arthur Kirkland is responsible for watching over the students in his dorm. Even the arrogant, annoying, aggravatingly attractive ones… College AU. USUK.

Ever since the Berlin Wall came down, Germany and Prussia have practically lived inside each others' heads. It's starting to be a pain. Until one day Italy and Canada decide to show their Germans just how useful this bond can be.

After the events at the Thirsk Fair, Jimmy sees a very different side of Thomas. For the first time he sees him for the lonely and vulnerable man he is. And he finally accepts something about himself too, something he has kept secret and hidden for a long time. Set during S3 Christmas Special. Warning: GRAPHIC MM SLASH.

After such a long time of not seeing his beloved, Hiroki nervously awaits at the airport, wanting nothing more than to have those warm arms embrace him once again. Military!AU. ONESHOT.

Despite the fact that what he witnessed was nothing but a dream, Hiroki felt it was real and couldn't help but let out his frustrations in tears. Prompting his lover to wake up from his sleep and comfort him in the middle of the night. ONESHOT

Alfred's got a major crush on senior heartthrob Ivan, and he's convinced himself to be satisfied with encountering the Russian during summer workouts. But as Al's best friend, Arthur decides to give the American an extra birthday present that Al never saw coming. Part 1 of 2 Rated: MA

Matthew shouldn't be surprised when Alfred does something a little crazy, right? It's old hat by now, right? [AmeCan][tongue piercings]

Sometimes fanfiction isn't enough. Rated: MA Oneshot

At school, Gilbert makes fun of Matthew, and Matthew just wants to be left alone. But then when the hot days of summer roll around, and they have nothing but free time, things happen that NO ONE could have planned for! Enjoy, and please R&R!

Arthur's tired of Alfred always taking charge of their love life under the assumption that it's the Hero's duty to make sure his lover is never left unsatisfied. But when the former empire decides to play a little dirty to get some power back, things don't go quite according to plan. Luckily, he's still satisfied by the end. Oneshot. Rated: MA

"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK

"Hey, Rei-chan," he called out while fiddling with his pencil carelessly. "I think it'd be nice if you were more aggressive sometimes. I mean, it's not like you aren't ever aggressive or anything but, like…. You should be more aggressive when we have sex."

Even the Earth wept for him. A tribute to a cute, sweets-eating boy and his protector.

The Czar of Russia, Ivan Braginski, is a cold man, a frigid man, cursed by an enchantress who believes that his cold heart can be melted with love. Matthew, sent on the behest of his father, might be the last chance that the man has to lift the spell, if he can swallow his pride enough to open his heart. (Beauty and the Beast AU)

Coming into town for the night after doing the normal hero thing, Alfred F. Jones wanders into the bar; only to find an adorable little Canadian bartender! A punch thrown and an argument later, they're doing it on the countertop. Rated M for quite obvious reasons. Language, lemon stuff. [[AmeCan! For a friends (very late) C-mas present! Have fun reading my dearies !]]

"Are they done?" Makoto asked as he dragged a finger along Rin's cheek to lick some of the chocolate Rin had managed to coat himself in. Rin sometimes seriously wondered if the brunet had any idea what he did to him. (( for Dana-Eliza! ))

Corporate Investor Arthur Kirkland has his doubts when it comes to sustainable romance. After all, who has the patience for a partner who spends half his nights in hotels world-wide? Four months of play with an Italian Art Dealer are all well and good, but what Arthur mistakes for things cooling down might be the long-lasting burn he's been looking for. Engita. Art by Natsu!

Canada finds himself a prisoner of Russia. What does Ivan want with him? Russia x Canada

Matthew and Gilbert having been hiding something wonderful; a life that thanks to a couple of snooping countries, they will now have to share with the world. Now After nearly a decade of love and miracles, it's time for the secret to come out.

Alfred is a demon, on earth to kill a guardian angel and wreck as much havoc as possible. Arthur is the angel that has to kill him first. With both of them disguised as high school students, whoever gets found out first, dies. Unless they happen to fall for each other first.

Matthew is fostered and has been mute since he was 6 when his mom and dad died. He is not noticed unless people want to abuse him and is very depressed and suicidal. One day Gilbert a new German student moves to Courtney High where he notices the silent Matthew. All he can think is, 'how can the awesome me fall for a mute boy who I shouldn't even care about'

Nat knows how to keep Kevin motivated during the big championship game. Good thing Double D isn't aware of the side affect of wearing his boyfriend's jersey. KevEdd lemon

He couldn't bear looking into those big, round green eyes that had been following him everywhere he went – from the moment he stepped into the kitchen to grab a cup of coffee until he walked to the front of the large window of his apartment to catch some air. He never liked kids. But, now he had to take care of one - one that reminds him of a former love.

So much for Craig being asexual.

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.

Man cannot see sprites, but when Jack Frost falls in love with a quirky horseman, Father Winter grants him a chance to be with his beloved and turns him human. If he can win Hiccup's heart by the first sign of spring, the spell remains. But if winter ends and the other boy doesn't feel the same, once more he will be an immortal spirit, never to be seen by human eyes again. hijack

It's mid-August of 1774, the Quartering Acts have been re-established and one colonial blacksmith is forced to take in a British soldier. How will these two destined enemies live together under one roof? What of the war soon to come? USUK

There's a side of Haru that Makoto has always longed to see.

'Ivan grinned predatorily, before lowering his head to bite at Matthew's nipple as his head lolled backwards onto Gilbert's shoulder, prompting the German to lean down and nip at the offered skin again creating a red mark, before licking the bruises littering the pale skin. ' Sequel to 'Deals in the Library'. PWP, Threesome, PruCan, RusCan, RusPru. MxMxM

Francis and Matthew have been dating for years now, and they've been happily living together since the graduation of college. There's one little problem... They haven't had sex, Matthew won't agree. But after two long years of sweet cuddling and innocent kissing, Matthew's resolve breaks, and the two savor a night together... FraNada! Smut to the fullest extent, use of /toys/ ;)

"So? Three months and I will make your wildest fantasies come true and you do whatever you want to me til I don't even know my own name and all I can see, taste, hear, feel is the two of you." Threesome, RusCan, RusPru, PruCan. Warnings inside. Yaoi. MxMxM.

Working for a farmer in the south of a new and independent America, Matthew Williams is a well practised liar. Nobody knows where he came from, why he's there, or of the outlaw cowboy he lets into the barnyard at night for a forbidden romance he can't resist, consisting of hot nights, sweat, and euphoria. It's their dirty secret. AmeCan.

Arthur's friends convince him to take a brake and just have a fun night about the town. What Arthur got was a whole lot more then just some simple fun.

Under the blue sky of their youth, Haruka gives away his first kiss. MakoxHaru

Note to self: Never open a link sent to you by Kenny in the presence of your crush. Creek

Like a rabbit that stumbled into a hunter's trap, Haruka realizes his dangerous situation when it's too late. In an empty pool building, Rin had made plans to prevent Haruka from escaping this race. But it seems that a race isn't the only thing Rin wants from his prey. Ratings increase to M for smutty HaruxRin yaoi content.

Makoto clings to him in his sleep.

When Nagisa gets sick during swim practice Rei volunteers to take him home. Fluffy Nagisa/Rei

Everyday is so dull with out him. The same schedule and nothing new. But now, he's coming home. Fluffy USUK, based on the music video for Taylor Swift's "Ours".

From the moment he had first witnessed it, Alfred knew this was his biggest fetish. Call it shameful, embarrassing, dirty, raunchy, lewd or simply weird – he simply couldn't satisfy his infallible hunger for this deep, dark secret of his. Or perhaps it was normal – he really didn't care. USUK/PWP lemon

Rin can't sleep without a pillow. What will he do when he's stuck in a tent with Haru, with no pillows to speak of? Rin/Haru fluff.

Long ago, the dark sorceress Natalya placed a curse on Berwald and his household, trapping them in his castle. 200 years later, when a dying boy named Tino braves the forbidden land of the forest, he is saved by the reclusive master of the house. The two begin to fall in love which Berwald didn't think could happen for someone like him. Loosely based on Beauty and the Beast. SuFin

Matthew Williams, a young man from a small town in Quebec is studying abroad in America to perfect his English, and live a new lifestyle for the sake of cultural experiences unable to be achieved living alone or in a dorm room, moving in for a year with Alfred and his family. What neither expect is to learn more than just language together. USCan.

Lord Arthur Kirkland is invited over to a neighboring lord's manor following the death of his wife. Strange how the widower isn't consumed with grief, and this other lord may not be so interested in merely talking. FrUK. Rated M for Language and Lemons.

Part of the "Canada's world" Series. Canada goes a little crazy and takes America for the ride. Canada/America (not the other way around). Can be read alone.

Arthur and Alfred have a quick shag in Arthur's bedroom. No plot, just smut. because why the fuck not? :P

Plot twist: Francis is impotent. His cure? Arthur! Warnings: Smut in later chapters, Language, OOC'ness, UKFr and human names used. DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Hetalia!

'He gazed upwards and saw Rin's fierce red eyes burning deep into his own. They flickered down to linger on Haruka's lips, and when their eyes met again, Rin's were blackened with lust. Before he could fully comprehend what was happening, their lips met.' RinHaru one-shot.

I wrote this story, starting it at 12 p.m. and finishing it around 9 p.m. on July 8th for my best friend Brandi. It was her birthday yesterday and I wrote this gem for her. She loved it. Now I bring it to you. Summary: It's Damien's 18th birthday! And Pip has a /very/ nice surprise for him ;o)

Finland realizes many things about Sweden, and learns some things he didn't know in the process, can Finland help heal Sweden's wounds?

Most people, and nations, wanted to be seduced with dark, dirty words and promises but Prussia was not most men. He wanted whispered endearments and promises… And Canada.

Henry "Hiccup" Haddock has been receiving strange notes in his locker, each one containing a random compliment. Hiccup doesn't know what to do as the notes start to get a little more elaborate, making him wonder who it is that is sending him these random notes day after day and debate whether or not finding out their identity would be worth it. Secret Admirer AU for Hijack Week.

Somewhat part of a series with plot-less smut and 'entertainment'. Some 'categories' of BDSM. FinSu. Rated M for obvious reasons.

Hockey Night in Canada was always both Gilbert's favourite night, as well as his most dreaded night. PruCan Oneshot.

The Royals have been found, the vows have been exchanged, the coronation has proceeded without incident. Now if only the king and queen were happy. USUK, Cardverse, M for sex

Pip could not say exactly why the dreams had started, nor when their sequence would end. All he knew was that one night when he was fifteen, after going to bed, he awoke in another place, a white palace, with a man lying next to him. DIP.

This a PruCan fanfic! Opinions and suggestions and greatly appreciated! I hope I don't disappoint you when I say that there won't be any mature content in this story! "It's almost...peaceful" Prussia whispered "Two outcasts, united, but on our own..."

I'm a Capitol-born teenager. My family and I watch children kill each other for sport. My father helps to make these games, but is conspiring to take the whole government down. I wish I'd known before he was discovered. "Find the Mockingjay..." My father whispers as I watch the life leave his eyes. Gale/OC Finnick/Annie Katniss/Peeta HIATUS

I thought I could deal with Kenny and his habit of fucking people in our dorm, but this is Kenny we're talking about and I don't think I can sit around here and listen to him and Kyle double-team Stan. I almost feel sorry for him but I feel more sorry for myself, so I'd rather spend the night at Token & Craig's place.

Craig and Tweek hate each other and are desperately in love with each other. And they don't know what to do about it. (Warnings inside, based off of I Hate You by Sick Puppies)

Just a little fluffy piece (not too angsty) of smut for my favorite pairing. Contains yaoi, please do not read if you do not like.

'I want to show you, you arrogant fool, that you're not as good as you think you are, that you are not as addictive as you think you are. After tonight' he said, enjoying each word 'you'll be needing me.' / Pirate days, rated M for a reason, human names used.

Themed oneshot prompt. On a sunny day at the beach, a threat to their relationship drives Kevin to remind Edd who he belongs to.

Double D doesn't like to see a person in pain, even if that person happens to be Kevin. But sometimes, a little kindness can be taken a long way. Smutty KevEdd oneshot.

Akihiko came home one night to find a naked demigod lying in the center of his bear room, with arms wrapped around his beloved Suzuki-san. Status: Writer's in the middle of nowhere. gomen... :

I know I'll never make it through this alive. But maybe I can get Gabriel through. We've been best friends since birth. If he dies, so will I. Maybe not really, physically, but I will never, ever be anything like myself ever again. Best friends are reaped for the same games. Only one can survive. But which will it be? Rated for death.

"You are everything I hate," he says. His words are like poison, slowly killing me. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco realises that his feelings about... Well, everything, have changed, but especially towards Harry Potter. He is prepared to give up everything for Harry, but Harry still can't see that Draco has changed... Draco's PoV. T for safety.

What happens when siblings are Reaped for the same Hunger Games? Zania and Nathan are about to find out. Who will escape the cruelty of the arena? What will happen to their friends? Welcome to the 35th annual Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor! (reviews are welcome, Be nice! I really appreciate feedback!) Rated T for violence (more towards the middle/end)

This earned an even louder moan from the Brit "Alfred." He closed his eyes. His cheeks were now a bright rosy pink. "You shouldn't say such vulgar things." Arthur breathed out. "It's not vulgar if you're doing it with the one you love." Alfred chuckled as he leaned in. Their lips were almost touching, they were so very close. Alfred's breath was tickling his nose.

Feliciano Vargas was just a man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sent down for a crime he didn't commit; Italy meets and falls for a German inmate who is imprisoned for life for an unspeakable crime. An unlikely bond is formed between these two and Feliciano discovers that there's more to this heartless criminal than meets the eye. Gerita, USUK, Spamano

Strange apparitions descend upon Downton Abbey, rearranging furniture and lives- and, in the midst of it all, Thomas Barrow and Jimmy Kent begin to unravel their own mysteries.

A sister fic/side fic to "Canada's World". Canada/England/America "Well what are you waiting for, boy? Oh, and close the door, hmm?" SMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTSMUT SMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTSMUT

Alfred is forced to share some details and confesses to his lovers. (PWP. Established foursome between Alfred/Ivan/Francis/Arthur)

Gilbert picks up a certain Canadian at the bar. My summaries suck. PWP. My first one. Also a oneshot. Written while I should've been doing homework.

Arthur is a regular drunk at the local bar. Francis is a foreigner who wandered inside. They are beautiful creatures in a broken world, but maybe together they can become whole. Yaoi. AU

Prussia is not one to fall in love. Especially not with a quiet, easily upset weakling who reminds him too much of the Italian that stole his brother's attention. Then again, people change, and when a one-world-government movement starts capturing nations to enforce their ideas, he might just discover that he really does care. PruCan/USUK/GerIta/Spamano

Arthur is always left by everyone. It's gotten to the point he has a fear of being alone, so when he meets an exotic Spaniard and is invited back to the man's place, he goes along and things... Get hot and oh so sexy. Warning: Smut!

America looked down at the paper, glancing at the address. Vancouver, Canada. How could anything in Canada be better than NYC? Can't spell SMUT without M Heads up: Canada is powerbottom.

They're tangled together, and that's just how they like it. Close and intimate, connected, intertwined. Their legs are knotted together and you can't tell where one starts or the other ends. England/Spain smut.

A new family moves to Berk. Now, Hiccup knows that first impressions are important, and apparently, so does Jack. Hijack, with Human!Jack Enjoy :)

Russia visits the empty houses of other nations when he's feeling particularly lonely. On one particular visit to one of America's homes the occupant unexpectedly shows up.

"He's fifteen, still a child, bony and awkward like a wooden puppet hanging from twitching strings. His smile is lopsided, and his blush reaches all the way down to his neck." Jack Frost watches Hiccup age. Hijack/Frostcup, one-shot.

Hijack Slash. Pitch sends Hiccup a nasty nightmare. How do you forget seeing the one you love, die in front of your eyes?

Slash for Hijack. What can come out of simply nipping one's nose?

Francis and his son Matthew run a quaint little restaurant that many of their friends frequent. Francis had been in love with his friend Arthur for years, and Matthew has a crush on his father's friend Gilbert. Nothing can bring them close enough for their love to truly show until they are threatened with losing their home away from home. FrUk and PruCan, lemons in later chapters.

Medieval!AU: Arthur is the eldest son of the King of England and next in line for the throne, and Francis is an ordinary peasant lucky - or unlucky? - enough to be asked to teach Arthur to speak French. Just how it is that he happens to be the one man extraordinary enough to capture Arthur's heart, no one could ever explain.

Alfred Jones is a typical high school jock. He just wants to fit in and be popular. But his priorities begin to change when he befriends Arthur Kirkland, a lonely boy whose life has always been plagued by spirits. USUK

WWII AU: Arthur is a gifted volunteer doctor. Alfred is a bomber pilot. Love strikes us pointblank, right between the eyes, in the most inconvenient of places. The battlefield is no exception. USUK. Yaoi.

They're both jealous, prideful, and just as dysfunctional as the rest of the European Continent, but they're still absolutely smitten with each other and it's the little things that they love the most.

Kenny McCormick has seen enough coming-of-age films to know that he doesn't want his life to be one. Take senior year, add a cute blonde in a mouth-watering pair of jeans, and sprinkle on confusing dreams to taste. Identity crises are the worst. Bunny & others.

All Ivan wanted was one taste, one little drop of that sweet blood on his tongue. What he got instead was a smiling, beautiful blonde and an unexpected relationship out of the whole mess. RusAme. Vampire!AU.

High school horror AU! The gang all end up in detention together, helping prepare for the school's Halloween event. But this isn't the best time to be at school after dark - something nasty is creeping around, and it appears to be hungry. Never mind preparing for Halloween - surviving it is going to be the problem.

Gilbert is a famous writer, who specializes in works on famous killers. After throwing around ideas with his editor he ends up in Nightingale Research and Rehabilitation centre, there he meets a nineteen year old named Matthew Williams, an unfortunate with a dark past.

FOR THE LOVE OF PASTA...first published on DA PruCan AU Stripper Prussia/Gilbert x Businessman Canada/Matthew Rated M cause you can't write smut without it. Yaoi warning. Yaoi equal gay, boy on boy, all hot dog and no hamburgers. Don't like, don't read, don't flame.

Arthur Kirkland is in London to defend his title as Olympic diving champion. He's appalled at the debauchery going on around him in the Olympic Village, but decides to just ignore it; he knows his goal, and he will not lose sight of it. No matter how much that stupid, sexy Alfred F. Jones tries to distract him!

Gilbert's brother is getting married, leaving Gilbert on his own. While dawdling on his un-awesome lonesomeness, Gilbert runs into a pretty violet-eyed Birdie who's actually had a crush on Gilbert since he saw the albino at his school. One thing leads to another, giving Gilbert someone to kill his loneliness with. PruCan oneshot/lemon

It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside

In folklore, foxes are said to be powerful trickster spirits who use their magic for all manner of things. Alfred has been having some rather strange dreams ever since the accident in the woods when he was just a child. An accident he doesn't remember. His dreams all seem to revolve around one thing, a man with emerald eyes seducing him late at night in the darkness of a forest.

"Do you want it?" Alfred whispered. "...Yes." Matthew shoved their lips together, his wild lust driving him. America X Canada...smut...bad summary is bad... Don't like America X Canada? Then don't read it! :

Alfred's full, clear voice snaps at the recruits like a loud whip. He should be watching everyone but his eyes are drawn to that one man and how he immediately brings his hand to a salute - not weakly, not overdone - just beautiful. He'll have to keep an eye on this one. Prompt: Matthew in American army uniform, AmeCan

Tweek wants to share his love of boarding with Craig. Craig wants to spend their Saturday doing a different kind of exercise. In the end, they get both. Creek oneshot.

Romano happens to be visiting his best friend and secret crush Canada while on vacation and their friendship takes a turn for the better. Yaoi version. May have a sequal or contination if it gets reviews or anything like that

oes·trus - the period of heat or rut; the period of maximum sexual receptivity of the female. USUK, A/B/O Dynamics!AU, more warnings inside. PWP.

Blind and held prisoner, Arthur finds himself at the mercy of Alfred, a space pirate with a truly curious crew. Alfred is determined to seduce Arthur, and Arthur fears his resolve won't last. His duty is clear, but so is his desire. As the days tick by Arthur begins to question what loyalty means. He begins to realize that being a prisoner may actually set him free.

Tweek isn't really the best person to offer help to anyone, but for Craig, he'll try anything.

Kenny is the Grim Reaper heir, in order to complete the contract Heaven has made with Hell. He didn't approve of it. Damien is Kenny's Guider, but he had betrayed him in the past. What did Damien do? What is the past between them? What will become of them? Romance WON'T appear,I made up my mind. Critics and advice are welcomed.

Arthur Kirkland, lead singer of a popular European Alternative band, came to America to charm the nation into his bed. But instead he found himself caught in the web of a disgruntled McDonalds employee. USUKUS; 3shot; AU

Everyone told them it was unhealthy; that twins should be encouraged to develop separate identities, and in all fairness, they did try their best. It was only after Matthew picked the locks and Alfred removed the hinges from the doors that they realised that they couldn't keep the boys apart. Am/Can FrUK Twincest Human AU non-explicit OS

"Just because Prussia was completely smashed didn't mean he was stumbling around—no, that was his swagger." Prussia first meets Canada when the "invisible" nation starts a bar fight during a hockey match. For Prussia, it's love at first sight. Canada just can't understand why Gilbert's still talking to him. PruCan. Rated for language and mature content.

2PFrance/2pEngland. Based on Beek's designs. Basically, pwp. Arthur is Francis' dirty little secret.

Some nights, they make love. Some nights, it's beautiful. Tonight is not one of those nights. France/England, smut

Feliciano was quite sure Ludwig hated him entirely, but he soon finds out that the fire in Ludwig's eyes is something else entirely. Feliciano is pleasantly surprised. Germany/N.Italy. Smutty goodness. Language. Sexy out of control Ludwig. Human names used.

Alfred runs the American mafia with Matthew by his side. They have done everything from bootlegging to murder and now the cops are finally starting to catch up with them.

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

Matthew Williams thinks he is the only different person in his school, until he meets the self proclaimed most awesome man on earth...

When Zombies attack, it's a bad idea to be alone. Luckily, Feliciano isn't. GerIta, FrUK, RussAme, PruCan.

Goodbye was always bittersweet, but Sweden never thought it would hurt this much. Sweden/Finland, angsty smut

It was late and Alfred had no desire to finish his paperwork, so instead he decided to pay a visit to his co-worker in a neighbouring office room. - PWP -

Prussia started pacing back and forth in front of the house and tried to remember how a man proposed. He needed to kneel, right? On one knee? Two? Damn, he had never done this before. He had never even wanted to do this before but Canada was different.

Taking a trip to visit a beach halfway across the country because it's a four day weekend and you both need a holiday, and the favourable results it brings. For the Secret Tulip exchange on dA

"Sebastian, what are we doing?" I whispered looking deeply into his eyes. "We're loving each other, Bocchan."

Canada helps his boyfriend sneek into a world meeting, but what happens when hiding under the table get's boring? Well... Something Canada isn't too happy about. Rated M for Yaoi and Public Sexual Acts

Alfred knows Mattie's been cutting himself for a long, long time; but lately, it's been six months since Matt's smiled. And so, Al goes on a mission - to make his twin feel great, or die trying. AmeCan AU, yaoi, incest, smut. Lots and lots of smut.

Antonio says he met his love's eyes over the bin of tomatoes. Lovino says he was stalked relentlessly until he was forced to give in. Written with Verboten Byacholate, side story to Root of Attraction.

Matthew was hunted- he knew this. This wasn't the first time that the demon known as Alfred cornered him as he tried to save a vulnerable human…and he feared it wouldn't be the last. Non-con. Potentially blasphemous. Demon!Alfred, Angel!Matthew. PWP.

The rain does things to him – releases hormones or heightens his senses, something – and before I knew it he was naked lying atop me with his lips slowly working over my own. I'm not complaining.

Seven Minutes in Heaven PruCan ! T for themes, not quite smut, but it's close XD Oneshot.

Gilbert is trapped in the horrible nightmares of a traumatic experience in his childhood and suffering from the recent death of a family member.However,he meets a beautiful and optimistic young man who proves to be able to turn his life upside-down.PruCan

I can't believe he would forget, we never forget this, its part of our everyday routine and he KNOWS I can't go to sleep without it...

What happens when a mentaly unstable Canada has his diary read to the entire world? Not a pretty picture. Disclaimer: i do not own Hetalia or the characters. Rated M for yaoi, drug use, Mpreg, some swearing and a surprise at the end.

Sometimes when Ludwig comes to him he holds him too tightly, kisses him too strongly, answers too quickly the question, "Are you alright?" But that's ok, because Feliciano understands. / WWII

Matthew had spent enough time hiding away from him. Now it was time for Alfred to fully illustrate exactly what he means when he says Mattie is his.

Antonio had always lived in the small town of Coldwater, Michigan; where he loved his family, and he loved his life. But nothing had ever been the same after Gilbert and Francis moved in. Nothing was ever the same after that. BTT!Threesome AU. DLDR!

In which a slip of the tongue gives Ivan access to someone for whom he never thought he could ask. Russia/Canada.

Arthur is not a nation. He is not a writer, a publisher, a lawyer, a doctor, an officer, a student, a thief, a spy, a prostitute, a pirate, a punk, a teacher...he is nothing special, in any way. He is completely ordinary. USUK Implied sexy times.

Very little has changed since they became lovers, but sometimes the most meaningful changes are the ones so minute that you barely notice them. Feliciano/Lovino Itacest. Content Advice: Incest, smut.

Timo's tired and exhausted, not just physically but mentally. He's his own country now but he still misses the one he called his long ago, the lover he used to tend to in the night. / Written for the anniversary of Finnish independence from Russia.

AU. After being dumped for Alfred's new job Matthew is strung out, addicted and miserable. Broke and in need of a hit he visits his dealer, who gives him a bad batch of heroin and leaves town. He's saved by blue eyes. FrancexCanada, Schutzengel back story

Ludwig is a bodyguard. When his brother lands him a cushy job in the mafia, he's appalled. Looking after some playboy mafioso heir is not his idea of fun. He wants out. But the longer he's in The Family, the less he wants to want out. Full summary inside.

In the wake of a long period of political and military rivalry, two nations who previously couldn't stand each other now have to have sex to seal a treaty. Chapter1:France/England, Chapter2:Russia/America

It's the face that is only for Timo, happy and amused and so in love, a face that's seen only on the weekends, only in quiet moments like these.

I am Craig Tucker: Punctual. Boring. Expressionless. That is... until a little blond boy shows up on time one day. Why haven't I noticed him before..? -Creek! CraigxTweek -ALMOST M by much later chapters. ...Like, BORDERLINE. There, you have been warned.

Craig's twenty-second birthday is going horribly wrong - until he comes home, that is. Fluffy Creek smut for MrSuperZebra. Oneshot.

When Francis is on top, it's romantic; they make love. When Arthur is on top, it's sex. / This isn't graphic, but I wanted to shy on the safe time and mark it M. Don't want to break any hearts when you realize that.

Gilbert's bought a motorcycle and decided to take his brother on a ride. While ridding, the albino finds out something new about this brother and it quick to take advantage of it.

The King of Clubs and the King of Spades take time to consummate the treaty between their two kingdoms-literally. Card!verse RusAme sex on a throne.

Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.

AU. UsUk. A pirate who saw nothing but the future, a naval captain who felt nothing but resentment.The only thing the two have in common was the bittersweet childhood in which they shared. Years later, Alfred is finally able to exact his revenge.

Francis has one request before Arthur sends him back: a chance to say goodbye to Matthew. / 1763. I enjoyed being able to use my knowledge of French on this.

This will contain excessive amount of yaoi. As in, boy/boy. It will also contain USUK, Giripan, Spamano, GerIta, PruCan, RoChu, and a few others. This is a ONE OFF. Thanks xxxAmine4everxx

I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK

"Don't lie to me." Russia bit the top-edge of America's ear, lips curled and tone husky. He let go of the tender skin and leaned up to breath against the curl of sensitive hair he'd discovered. "Don't lie to yourself, either." Rus/Ame fun, fighting kink.

The tension between them was unbearable. The pain when they finally snap is exquisite. Rus/Ame Cold War make out session.

Spain and Romano have their first time, with everything appropriate for the first time, such as awkwardness, embarrassing confessions, and crying - but don't expect Romano to admit it . Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme on livejournal.

Sometimes two lives that seem wrong can unite to give birth to something right. Pru/can. Yaoi. Human names. Disclaimer in my profile. #4 in series.

The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!

When Alfred F. Jones's ridiculous attempts to seduce his northern brother finally succeed. He expected a Superman/Lois Lane kind of situation. Boy was he surprised. Can/Us.

Kenny is fantasizing about getting a hold of Kyle. He just needs to learn to keep those dreams a little less obvious. M for a reason.

Gilbert and Matthew decide to go camping. Stuck in the middle of wilderness, what could possibly go wrong?

Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK

"Do you love me?" That's what Tino has been trying to ask the man that he's been with for six months... That simple little question that could set his heart ablaze, or crack it in two. Which answer will Berwald give? Rated M for reasons.

Butters and Kenny have been playing this game for too long. Oneshot.

There had come a point where America had the realization that he had fallen in love with the Moon.

The worst has happened. Takahiro now knows about the relationship between his little brother and his best friend, and he's ordered Misaki to move back in with him, making the boy and Akihiko both miserable. How will this ever turn out good?

The mask lets them pretend, lets them forget their strife. Behind the masks, Vash and Roderich are just two in a crowd. Aus/Switz

It's Alfred and Arthur's 9 month anniversary and both want to surprise eachother with something. USUK M for lemon and mild langage.

Arthur is a lonely novelist. Matthew is the 18 year old next door. What happens next might not be okay. AU, Arthur/Matthew

The same old brotherly love act; the same old twins; the same old host club. Hikaru and Kaoru soon decide that they need to take their act to the next level - of course, this can be no ordinary 'next level'... 'HikaKao'

USUK, AU. Alfred is a firefighter in New York City. When he gets badly injured, he takes a trip to London to recover. There he meets a man named Arthur, who ends up helping him recover from wounds he didn't even know he had.

Matthias Kohler, star athlete and teenaged ladykiller, falls for the quirky and cheerful art student Alfred Jones. Denmark/America, rated for sex.

Russia and America spend some quality time together during the winter.

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

Ivan, the Lord of the Underworld, has fallen in love with Alfred, the God of Spring and Flowers. He takes him, hoping love with grow. But it it a futile hope? A retelling of the Abduction of Persephone.

October and April are two opposing months from two opposing seasons. They should never have fallen in love. But they have, and unfortunately it can only end in disaster. RusAme

Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.

As Prussia starts to fade to the point where not even his brother notice him anymore, he panics. There is one other nation who can relate to what he is going through, and Canada has a proposal that might help the ex-nation. Canada/Prussia, and others.

How could a nice little bubble bath end up so dirty? Rated M for reasons.

With war taxes rising and living becoming harder, Alfred will do anything to save their farm even if it means giving himself to Lord Ivan. AU Human names used Better summary inside IvanxAlfred FrancisxArthur LudwigxFeli Iv

"I have taken a considerable interest in you, bocchan," The butler continued as he interrupted the boy. Lifting a free hand, while his other arm cradled the small child with ease, he began to stroke the back of Ciel's head. "I've been watching you." / AU

Maybe what he'd wanted all along was to give in. Yaoi. Ger/Ita. For my Muse. Disclaimer in my profile. #1 in series.

Kurt's greeting really should have been a warning to Blaine, but he just can't bring himself to care, not when Kurt's lips are wrapped around his- Warnings: PORN. Pornity porn, porn, porn. Filthy, dirty porn. All this is is porn.

America and England have been together for years, but today England wants to try something different. He wants to love every single inch of America's beautiful body. Yes, it has smut. Several rounds of it. Enjoy. Deannon from Kinkmeme. 2 shot.

I could throw up a summary like "Matthew lavishes Alfred with adoration after the American returns from a long deployment overseas" but...well, I'm not going to lie, this is just straight up sex. Canada/America. In that order.

Sometimes, Matthew felt that he needed to be a little more selfish. Lemon

AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada

While attempting to spy on the young nation, Ivan finds Alfred hanging out at a very strange building in New York City. Set in the late 60s in The Factory, Andy Warhol's infamous studio. Sex, dubcon, drug use/abuse.

We don't see ourselves as beautiful, and that's fine - as long as there's another to see it for us.

Nightswimming deserves a quiet night, or so they say. With Antonio involved the night was never going to be quiet. AU, smut, human names.

England is tired and irritated and really just needs a good buzz. But drinking with the frog always leads to something more. Oneshot. Rated M for lemon, yaoi, smut, France, ect.

"What, he's got a taste for hot, young, blond pilots?" Alfred asked sarcastically, snorting - then stared as Williams shrugged casually, as if saying 'Duh'. "... You've gotta be kidding me." One shot, sexy-times abound, etc.

In which Japan muses about Greece in a uniform. As they always say, one thing leads to another. Japan/Greece.

It's hard for Kenny to stay in his Mysterion character when Butters can make his Professor Chaos character act so sexy. Kenny/Butters Mysterion/Professor Chaos Smut, lemon/lime

Holland sends Matthew a school boy uniform to dress in next time he comes to visit but being the good boyfriend that he is Matthew puts his new present to good use as soon as he received it via video chat. Netherlands/Canada Smut

Sleep is impossible and the stars are burning so bright. Written for Livejournal's community springkink

From the very beginning, America and Canada have known exactly who they wanted to be with. De-anon, human names used, Am/Can/Am

Your warm whispers, out of the dark they carry my heart, into the dawn they carry me through. De-Anon from the kink meme on Livejournal, original prompt asked for pillow talk between America and England. USUK

Canada is spending the weekend at Netherlands when the Dutchman gets a phone call from his prime minister. There is just something so sexy about the way Holland sounds speaking his mother tongue and it drives Matthew crazy! Neth/Can smut

Ivan didn't want to bring it up. He didn't want to remember. All he wanted was his Matvey. RusCan Human names used

Canada experiments with his brother's little fetish. Kinkmeme Deanon. Incestyness ahead.

They know that they can never be together. Francis and Arthur are the companions, the partners, they chose to try and fill the void left by each other. The ache never leaves. USAxCAN. My first story ever so please be gentle.

"In a minute, maybe two, Craig will wander into the living room and see Tweek here, still on the couch, right where he left him last night. Not in bed." A Creek one-shot, for those who like that sort of thing.

Matthew Williams is somewhat of a delinquent literature teacher. Alfred F. Jones is a good natured college student. Slowly, bit by bit, they fall in love...

Co-written as an RP with Kira Masoveilla. Alfred's working late yet again, and Matthew thinks his brother really needs to take a break. Americest smut with a little plot. Seme!Canada

Never had he felt himself to be so alive, pressed against this servant and bowing under the pleasure defiance had brought him. Royalty be damned as he sullied his blood and fell into this sweet decadence. Love's embrace warm, and they would suffer it. AU.

America decides to give England an advent calendar full of reasons why he loves him. Slowly Arthur counts down the days left until Christmas. Tons and tons of USUK holiday fluff. Happy Holidays!

Sequel to El Niño. America is suffering from the hot summer sun, so Canada, despite his insecurity in their relationship, gives him some cooling relief. However, America isn't too fond of being the catcher. CanadaxAmerica oneshot.

*FrUK, lemon* England should stop getting drunk. Waking up with a smug France at his side surely isn't how he wants his morning to begin. And surely France seducing him into sex isn't how he wants things to progress. Maybe.

Even demon children receive a sexual education. Except that they learn through practice rather than through theory.

When America is hurt, England will always be there to kiss it better. UK/US

You and me could write a bad bromance. Maybe something in between. And you should really stop showing up at my door completely smashed.

On the way home one day, Matthew runs into the tall Russian who lives down the street from he and his twin. Will the man who grows sunflowers capture his interest? And how will Alfred react when he does? AU.

Miyagi, an art teacher, meets a boy sketching in the park. Astounded by the drawing, he invites him to private lessons at his home. Although, the boy has a special condition, which will change Miyagi's view on the world forever. Junjou Terrorist AU.

This was the one order he could not follow. The one target he could not kill. "You are being called upon to assassinate this man," growled the soldier. "No," Gilbert replied simply. Sometimes the consequences are worth that small moment of defiance.

Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.

"I don't mean to sound ungrateful," Matthew continued in that same hesitant voice. "but why do you always bring me red tulips?" He turned to look at his close friend, eyes questioning. Netherlands/Canada

While Yuki is struggling to accept his feelings towards Luka, Luka does something unexpected. How will both parties react after the fact? Can their love bloom a second time? Read to find out! NOTE: Very slow read in the beginning. Picks up. 4 chap.

US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?

Germany's come to terms with the fact that he's hopelessly in love with Italy. He just wishes he could keep it from being quite so obvious to everyone else.

Dysfunctional family AU. Al and Mattie have always been close brothers, but when Matthew gets hurt falling off a motorcycle, more people start giving him attention. Possessive Alfred doesn't like it - not one bit. Matfred with some FrUk. Rating bumped up!

Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time

His heart was beating fast, his embarrassment was making his stomach hurt, but that didn't mean that he was going to stop what had been happening for the past year almost every time the night fell. Ciel/Sebastian strong YAOI. You've been warned.

Hotsuma needs it - too afraid of what would happen if he lost it again. But Shuusei knows that he's come to a point where losing control wouldn't be all that bad. /Hotsuma x Shuusei with a twist/

EngFra. England receives a VERY nice birthday gift, courtesy of France.

Gilbert had come to the conclusion that Matthew was an absolute bore. Unfortunately, far from being irritated by this, Matthew had agreed with his statement. So this birthday, Gilbert had decided to change up Matthew's routine... Pr/Ca/NL PWP

Yet another world meeting in chaos... little bit of PruCan at the end. America you idiot, starting a debate about drinks.

Matthew is dragged out for a night on the town with his brother and he meets the most awesome man in the world. Partial Smut, PruCan, AU-ish

When Craig had him in his lap, their naked bodies sliding together with sweat forming on their skin. When his wild hair was slicked back with sweat and his body was flushed red and Craig had a tight grip on his hips. Semi-Lemon Slash Craig/Tweek Drabble.

CraigXTweek. Oneshot. Don't like, don't read. When Craig was invited to Tweek's house for coffee, he never intended to have sex. How could just one kiss lead to all this?

"The first three times that Craig kissed him were burned into his memories forever." Creek. One-shot. rated M for language. Requested by Tweek Tweekers.

"A survey found that around a third of the adult British population has suffered an ache or strain either during or after bouts of passion." England attempts to reason why France is unhealthy for him.

The United Kingdom wishes to re-establish trade routes with the United States. Alfred is a little more than willing to do so, and the reunion was a little more than what Arthur had bargained for. Cowboy!AmericaxGentleman!England. Smut ahoy!

They were spooning. This was less innocent than the times Alfred would climb into his bed, claiming that he needed to protect Matthew. This didn't feel right. But this was still Alfred.

In which Ivan Braginski courts Gilbert Beilschmidt for reasons unknown; High School AU. Complete.

America's OTP is UsCa... How does Canada react when he finds out?

Alfred wasn’t looking for it, but he got a…happy ending. *RussAme*

Originally a oneshot, now continued. The twins finally get in trouble for their incestuous tendencies. Or do they? And about that kiss...

Kaoru fills in a personality quiz for Kyouya. He gets some of the answers wrong, but Kyouya is happy to correct him...

USUK. Roses are red, violets are blue, but green has always looked better on you. The Special Relationship as a marriage from then until now.

AU: One day while walking Ivan comes across a young man named Alfred who claims to be a sunflower spirit. As they get closer Ivan becomes increasingly obsessed with him until the delicate thread of sanity threatens to snap... IvanxAlfred.

‘Teito freezes- barely breathing- as he sits on the other man’s lap back against his chest, head lying against Frau’s shoulder, trying to think his way out of this.’

France is not looking forward to another year alone on the most romantic day of the year. But is he really as alone as he thinks? 900 word oneshot

They had been brothers for their whole life, and knew everything about each other. But then why was Al finding stories about two guys on Matt's computer! An AU of the dysfunctional family. Al/Matt, yaoi written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture rp

America's just returned from a long stay in Mexico, and he's sporting a new look that Canada finds incredibly appealing...and more than a little irresistible. Who would've thought that he wasn't the only one to inherit France's silky french locks? Can/Ame

Prussia notices Canada... and more. Ficlet I churned out in a moment of PruxCan obsessiveness.

What was so wrong with hooking up with an old enemy every now and then to lick each other's wounds? Especially when they are so good at the licking part... RussiaxAmerica, M for saucy content.

Gilbert and Matthew still haven’t hooked up yet, and Francis seems to be the only one to notice this. He sets about with a plan to fix this, but it may end up with a few bloody noses…Or perhaps just a fist full of snow down his shirt…

Justin tells Brian one of his secrets, a fantasy of his that he's kept hidden for some time. Brian's reaction is much more intense than expected.

Hikaru escapes from a Christmas party to find Kaoru wating for someone under the mistletoe...

Christmas oneshot set after OTNK. Kaoru looked up at him through his long lashes. "Well, there's something I really, really want for Christmas," he began, biting his lip. Happy holidays, everyone!

Why, oh why was he given that of all presents in the world! Someone was doing that on purpose! Sometimes life is just so frustrating when you're Gilbert. -yaoi, lemon, PrussiaxCanada/GilbertxMatthew, PWP-

Misaki can't sleep. "Misaki, you’re not allowed to act all cute when I’m tired. It’s not fair." Drabblish one shot, M x U.

He initially thought the tattoos were strange, unnatural on Alfred's body. But in time, Arthur grew to appreciate the dark imagery and the complex designs. America/England.

UKUS. "No matter what I do or say, no matter if I revolt or defy, no matter how angry I make you, you will always forgive me. You will still love me. You will still call me America." Oneshot.

FrUk. England appreciates how beautiful France is.

FranceCanadaEngland. Matthew wasn’t sure when it began, but he was sure he didn’t want it to stop.

Tweek can find a way to surprise someone. Even someone like Craig.

Craig Tucker apparently knows far more about Kyle Broflovski than anyone else. Perhaps even more than the redhead himself…

To Ivan, snow had meant death and emptiness and loneliness. Yet here, with Matthew, it was peace and love and freedom. Russia/Canada

There really is no doubt that Usagi-san loves Misaki. MisakixAkihiko. One-shot, very sweet.

It really is a special relationship. Five short, fluffy fics exploring a relationship between America and England. Um, explicit sex between two country-boys. Possibly dangerous and/or illegal amounts of fluff.

Russia x America. Yaoi. America ends up injured after a hit from Japan. Russia thinks he has the advantage now...

Miyagi comes home after a having a bad day and Shinobu is ready to take care of him. Includes smut and a weak and transparent attempt at romantic sweetness... You've been warned. Pairing is Tero, rated M for a reason.

Alfred hates how Ivan makes love to him. M for a reason.

Sebastian likes cats. They are noble, elegant, and beautiful, all while being quite adorable and intelligent. Young master Ciel, he’s noticed, is a bit like a cat. Thus, concludes the butler, Sebastian must like Ciel quite a bit. SebxCiel. Shounen-ai.

Kenny prefers his Kyles slightly red in the face. KennyxKyle oneshot

Following pure insticts, Kyouya gave an experimental twist of his hips and relished in the sound of Tamaki's pleasured gasp... Accepting feelings, Kyouya wants to remember how Tamaki looks before, during and after their first time together. Involves the use of pictures! Too weird? Don't read. For Zander.

It's the wurst situation you can think of, booze and handcuffs...... or is it? Germany Ludwig x UK Arthur RATING: VERY MATURE

It all started with an innocent suggestion that wasn't so innocent at all. Or perhaps it started with that kiss. HikaKao, twincest with a lemon flavor.

Brian agrees to let Justin do some painting in the loft. Then they get side tracked.....

Alfred stared at him. This wasn’t the way the great ‘Hero’ of the Cold War was supposed to die, tied up with a crazy Russki pointing a gun at him. “Can’t we make a deal?” America blurted out as Ivan advanced on him. Russia/America

Hikaru and Kaoru's first kiss...

AU version of Blood Moon Ch22. What if Kaname's scars did not fade right away? What if he and Zero made love while Kaname was still weak and very much in need of someone who could touch his scars and see his heart?

It wasn't the time to tell him that I still loved him. That I never stopped. It was pathetic, really. Two years ago, he'd silently begged me to say that stuff to him. And now, I had to tell myself not to.

Usami finally decides to tell Takahiro about his relationship with Misaki...and that he's been screwing Takahiro's precious little brother for a very long time. UsamixMisaki

Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload

Epilogue finally up! Kaoru looked up into his dark eyes and smiled. “Okay,” he said, letting his head rest against the Shadow King’s shoulder.

One day before Harry and Draco's official graduation from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the two reminisce about the past year...and take a bit of time to 'relive' certain parts of it. 'Epilogue' to Catalyst. HPDM

Harry finds a broken and seriously injured Draco on his doorstep one night, and lets him in. When Draco tells Harry a story of pain and fear, the hero begins to rethink his feelings toward his enemy. HarryDraco, details inside. COMPLETED 12.27.06

Harry liked water, cool and clear water like the one filling up the lake at Hogwarts...HD

“Harry, please. I—Draco Malfoy—am begging you to kill me. I want to die!” Oneshot, Rated M for violence

[Twincest, shounenai, HikaruxKaoru] Only a week into highschool, the Hitachiin brothers are faced with the idea of separation, with some interesting results. [oneshot]

The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version