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HEY! It's the twins. This is Vanessa Wolfe writing this though. I have another account... obviously. But I only use it for reading under. I don't have any stories... yet. Well ummm me and my twin are going to go by our screen names hers is what-about-edward. I know nickname her W.A.E. or Wae hehe. You can call me Vanessa or Nessie depending on what you thought or Renesmee'snickname. We are both in 8th grade and go to the same school together. We will probably right most of our stories in science which we have together that is if we get assigned seats pretty close. She has blonde hair and i recently dyed mine. It is dark blonde/light brown. with a brown undertone thingy and two shades of blonde highlights. Mhk well I will leave the rest of this description to Wae.

~Nessii~

ALRIGHT THEN!! its what about edward here ( and by the way i hate wae just as much as edward hates eddie.) i do have a story called baby come back and vanessa should have one in the works if im not wrong. I AM A TWILIGHT FREAK! but i love the book for the book, not for edward (although that helps.) my hair is not blonde, she obviously pays no attention. it is a light brown. and i have hazel eyes like the cullens but they can be brown or green depending on the way they want to be when i wake up. i love to sing but nobody is there to listen half the time!!(not that anybody listens to me when im not singing.) ummmm lets see... if you would like to know more just pm me at what-about-edward or here and i will try to get back if sneaky little nessie over there doesnt hide it from me!! or you can go to my story and review it!!

what-about-edward

NESSI??

I don't know who that is but we have the same name except mine is spelled with TWO "i"'s. WHAT SHOULD I CALL YOU IF YOU DON"T LIKE WAE?? I kinda have one in the works but I don't know what to do with it... I'm still on the second paragraph. DITTO on the twilight freak thing but I refuse to be called one. I know I am but that doesn't mean you have to point it out. YOUR HAIR IS FRIKKIN BLONDE!! GO TO A SALON!! They have these color thingys and my hair is a dark blonde so yours is like a medium aka dirty blonde! OH!! You got PWNED!! ... I listen to you sing... :(. MUAHAHAHAHA pm her on here i DARE you :)

~Nessii~

I REFUSE TO GO TO A SALON!! the smell is nasty. i suppose i am a bella in a way and you "nessiI" are an alice. we have these names for a reason, she is evil and i am the innocent one!!

-what-about-edward-

before you deny the evilness YES YOU ARE!!

NO I AM NOT!! And if you went to the one I go to it smells good because of these really cool smell good candles and oils(oooh oils).I know I am an Alice and you are a Bella but seriously I am not evil, you are. Maybe if you accesorize(sp?) and wore more than plain shirts I would get off your back. AND STOP SINGING DISTURBIA IN MY EAR!!

~Nessii~

MAKE ME!!... im now going to sing the most annoying song in your ear for the rest of our phone convo. and my wardobe does not need revising. and i am not evil thank you very much. you are the evil one for dissing my wardrobe. i am now commencing the singing in 3...2...1... I DO IT FOR LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE, I DO IT FOR LOVE LOVE LOOOVE.

the SO not evil -what-about-edward-

Do NOT make me hang up on you I will do it. Better yet I will play a good song to drowned out your warbling. OH YES I AM PLAYING THAT SONG!! I diss your wardrobe because I hope that dissing it will make it better or else I will take matters into my own hands and steal your clothes. CAUSE YOU AND I WE GO CARRYING ON FOR HOURS ON AND WE GET ALONG MUCH BETTER THAN YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND!!

~Nessii~

CLICK IT NOW!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHX3oTEB4i8

it is not bad i promise. it is a song that is very funny to me and i hope to you!!

-what-about-edward-

OMC!! I hate you so much! I heard the beginning of that song! I feel deaf now! Oh thank you so very much! WHY YES!! It is angry typing! Uh huh I am mad at you. But don't worry I will get over it. I just might steal someover your pms! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

~Nessii~

NOOOOOOOOO!! AND STEALING MY CLOTHES IS NOT AN OPTION EITHER!! I WILL HURT YOU BADLY!! and is my singing really that bad that its warbling?? :(

-what-about-edward-

No your singing is not bad. Even the best singer would sound like they are warbling while singing that song. That's how bad it is. If I stole your clothes I would give it to the homeless so they could make fires. Like you could hurt me!!

~Nessii~

that song is not that bad. and you wouldnt! you really are alice! you would just buy me new clothes that i would never wear. and i know kung-fu!! so dontmess with me! or ill get emmett to come kick your sorry little ass!

-what-about-edward-

HAH like emmett would he is a big soft teddy bear. Sorry emmett. Who gives a flying fuck if you know Kung-Fu!! Your clothes are so dull they are makin our little fight boring. So... ummmm whats up?? IN YOUR PANTS!!

~Nessii~

Emmett would to kick your ass. and my clothes are not that dull!! you said that shirt that i wore on friday was cute. and i have other clothes, i just dont wear then to school. and now you are just hurting my feelings so i am getting off!!

-what-about-edward-

8/18

He would NOT kick my ass! Well then maybe you should start wearing your other cloothes so that I will stop talking about them in a bad way and stop hurting your feelings! Huh? Ever thought abut that? Didn't think so. So... are you done righting blurple??

~Nessii~

9/18

one month. its been one month!! our story has hits out the wazoo and id like to thank the people who reviewed even if it was bad. THANK YOU FOR READING AND WE HOPE TO HAVE AN UPDATE SOON!!

what-about edward

okay so it was actually four chapters instead of six. sorry bout that i got a little carried away.

what-about- edward

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Randomness Galore! ooc and tad bit au! have fun. A few ideas taken from the story Pens and Sharpies. safely rated M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008