Naruto is left devastated by Sakura's death and her affair with Sasuke. Hinata unexpectedly comes along and she insists on staying by his side, no matter how cold he is towards her. She loves him wholeheartedly...but can he open up his heart to learn how to trust and love again?

"It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life" -Steven Chbosky (i guess this is turning into oneshots now of my favs. feel free to request stuff)

Atsushi hated his presence, unseen by everyone. It was the same as he was alive, but at least people knew then that he existed.

But when Dazai moves, his hand lifts slowly. His fingertips feather against Akutagawa's hair. "Mad dog," he murmurs. "You never trust anything you can't grasp in your own two hands." [power dynamics, pining, ot3 kisses]

A sunny day brings the perfect opportunity for people to celebrate who they are. [Day 17 of Pride Month fic challenge.]

Just a one shot about Naruto being on his death bed. I may do more if the demand is high enough, cannon pairings apply.

Random Day 18: Electricity's out! However, Boruto's not only afraid of the dark?

As he made his way to the kitchen, he noticed the shadow of a familiar man on the wall. But when he finally came face-to-face with him, Atsushi couldn't help but yelp and stumble back. "Atsushi-kun!"

Kunikida doesn't know what the Principal was thinking when he hired Dazai to teach humanities. He really doesn't. AU.

Dazai, Atsushi, a cigarette and a moment together under the stars. (I really don't know what this is, but I like the idea of these two doing something like this.)

She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."

Before there was Team 7... there was Team Ro. Nothing more than an overrated asylum prep program. Vignettes of Team Ro during Kakashi's ANBU days. Kakashi-centric. T for BLOOD and DARK THEMES.

Atsushi looked at the grave in front of him. White lilies decorated it, leaving a peaceful feeling behind. Now where Atsushi remembered, Dazai died with a smile. Kunikida, who found his partner's corpse, told him that a gentle smile was plastered on his face.

Seven-year-old Dazai just wants to have fun by himself at recess, but some older bullies have other plans... (elementary school AU)

Goodnight, Dazai. (Warnings: LN spoilers, suicide, a bit of alcoholism.)

[AU. KisaIta] Rule #1: One need not be asked to be a wingman.

Sakura was never the jealous type. But after a wedding present and an old photo of her husband with another female, she starts to overthink. And it's up to Sasuke to put her mind at ease. Fluff :)

"What do you see?" "Darkness." "Why?" "Because that's what life is. Just a pit of darkness." Naruto only sees and feels the darkness surrounding him. Will Sasuke be able to bring back the smile of the person he loves most? - Naruto AU... It is still in a village just they aren't ninja, they are regular teenagers that go to school.

When Sakura was a young girl, she'd found out from a reliable source that Uchiha men loved girls with long hair. a short itasaku with a sprinkle of sasusaku

In which Itachi pens more or less a love letter and gets a response.

It was bewildering, it was stupid, and in Itachi's opinion, it was one of the best things that Madara had ever done for him. A late night wake up call leads to opportunity, and Itachi, for one, wasn't about to turn it down. He just had to figure out what to do with it. Somehow.

"My other dream, huh?...You're my other dream." Uzumaki Boruto didn't expect a lot of things when he arrived at the Uchiha residence. He didn't expect to be nearly killed, blow up in front of his friends, get slapped, or learn about his parents' past. He especially didn't expect his father to hug him. That's when Boruto realized...maybe he didn't have a shitty dad after all.

In which Sasuke manages to royally piss off Namikaze Naruto the first day of school, spends months paying for it in humiliation, comes to rely on Haruno Sakura, and finds himself lying to the only family member still alive to love him. Because Naruto isn't the same powerless, talentless dobe anymore, and sometimes, even if Sasuke is Sasuke, he's not on top. Sometimes, it's flipped.

"Hinata…remember that you are as strong...as you need to be..." Neji took a wet, shaky breath, eyes half-closing as the light started to dim. "Leader or not...weak or strong...no matter what…you are kind, patient…..and compassionate…..p-promise me you will never change who you are...promise me...this one thing…" [Implied NaruHina]

What if Naruto live with his family? what kind of life he will experience? this story will tell you how naruto's everyday life will be.. next with chunin exam around the corner and trouble that comes with it(add extra story for chap 17)

Sakura couldn't take it anymore. There's only so much she can take before breaking. Sasuke? What does he do then? One-shot.

If you had to choose one to be for the rest of your life, would you choose to be selfless or selfish?

What does it mean to love someone so much that you never want them to go away? We don't want them to leave us forever, not even when death separates us. We want to die before them so that we don't feel the loneliness and the emptiness without them. What if the time comes? Can the heart bear the sadness? Can we live the next day without them? "Naruto-kun...do you remember?" [AU.OOC]

Six reasons why he's fucked up.

We could meet a thousand different ways in a thousand different times but I'll always know I'll find you. NaruHina AU drabbles.

They were brought together in an arranged marriage. Their loyalty and laws tying them together. Who could have known they would find more than sense of responsibility in each other's arms? [AU, SasuNaru, Mpreg]

On the roof, Kakashi said nothing about himself. After Wave, he decides it's long overdue that he starts sharing, because Sasuke could have died and this team would still be a work-in-progress. Lead by example right? A conversation that should have happened and maybe could have.

It's not easy to watch the one you love hurt so bad and feel so hopeless. He would gladly take her pain any day. AU Angst, but sweet.

Sasuke was involved in a car accident two years ago. Gradually he lost his memories and sometimes simply jumbled up in his head. He was torn inside but kept it secret from Sakura and promised to himself that he'll make her smile every single day as long as he can remember. "I want to cherish everyday with you till the day I can't remember…" [AU.OOC]

Naruto and Sasuke have a habit of kidnapping Sakura. Usually, this isn't horrible, but this time the morons take her to the one place she refuses to go to: the Uchiha mansion. So the morons better run now, because if she's still alive after the perverted advances of the Uchihas and the Akatsuki, she's gonna kill them. Sakuraxharem. Present day, AU. Rated T. COMPLETE.

Sakura's glowing, Sasuke's jealous, Sai's a super sleuth and Kakshi's inappropriate. just some random team 7 one-shots...

Naruto's suicide note.

A short poem of Kakashi dealing with the blood on his hands.

This is a set of mini stories involving the characters of Naruto and their children :) I hope you guys like it, I'm still writing more mini stories that i will be posting soon, so please follow and enjoy :D ja ne minna-san!

A series of unconnected drabbles set in the universe of 'Necromancer.'

Tired of waiting, Orochimaru seeks a new goal. Not the eyes of the Sharingan, but revenge. On an eight years old, to be exact. The Yondaime's Legacy, Jinchuuriki of the King of Demon... And most adorable kid on earth. Naruto Uzumaki. Fluff!

Himawari gets her first crush and Naruto want's to banish said person from the leaf village. Inspired by a post I saw on Tumblr

It's not Kisame's fault his partner is so weird./ONESHOT/

Bolt may have been born with his whiskers, but Himawari wasn't. Born premature, Naruto did the only thing he could think of to save her.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

Naruto's in love and who better to help him win the girl's heart than the number one must popular boy in the school; his bestfriend, Uchiha Sasuke. AU. One-shot.

On the outside, Sasuke is one of the most "coolest" kids in school. But on the inside...he's really an online gammer! A "geek" as it were. But he doesn't want anyone else to find out. But...there's this guy...Naruto, who makes it kinda hard for him to hide it since he's a geek too... (NaruSasu, ShinoxKiba, NejixGaara)

All Itachi ever wanted to do for his niece was make her the best sunny side up eggs she ever had.

Have you ever been in love with someone who doesn't love you back? That must hurt a lot, I wonder. I wish I knew what that felt like. I'm in love with a boy in my school who isn't even aware of my existence. [NaruHina]

Nightmares and pillow talk. This wasn't how they thought their relationship would start, but this wasn't something they could control. Rated T for language. Complete.

Naruto, an emotionally disturbed rape victim, is sent to a mental hospital. While there he collides with Sasuke, a bipolar patient with intamcy issues. The two try their best to stay away from each other, but they can't help but to feel close.

Naruto/Hinata. NaruHina Alternate Universe. On-going. Sasuke gets drunk and sets Naruto to kiss a girl he has never met before in the club. Who is she? You can guess already. The first chapter was done long ago and only had intended to continue it in a chapter-series. It my first NARUHINA fanfic! Hope you'll enjoy :D

When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.

Itachi's dpression sends him over the edge and worried, desperate parents send him to the pet shop to find a friend to cheer him up. Little does he know that he could find the pet of his dreams. ItaNaru YAOI! Don't like, don't read. ADOPTED IDEA

AU. Konohagakure is a country that houses some of the most elite families in all of the world. If there is one school the children go to, that is Konoha Gakuen. Fame, power and money equals a simple life? No way. Eight sixteen-year-olds, seven prestigious families, one school, five rivalries, one love. Welcome to Konoha Gakuen. Welcome to hell. (Multiple pairings inside)

Tobi is the master of making anything and everything sound so awkward. Why not scribe it to be sure we don't miss out on anything? Sporadic updates. Crack; one-sided TobiDeidara.

"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC

"I'm being sent back. Before all this happened..." A broken smile, a seemingly broken soul who had no one left to call family for death and destruction laid in wake. But his destiny, his faith had something different planned out for him. Ita x Naru

Apparently, paranoia and screwing with each other's mind ran in the family. ItaSasu humor one-shot.

In which Shisui takes it upon himself to traumatize Sasuke one more time before the new year. :Oneshot, ItaShi, BOTB 'verse:

Naruto is starting his first year of high school after being home schooled by his insane sister, Akira, because of his schizophrenia. He meets the girl of his dreams, who hates him. Who keeps stalking him? Eventual NaruHina, onesided NaruSaku

Ero-Sennin gives Naruto a computer and all hell breaks loose when the blonde discovers the Naruto Archive on Fanfiction. When he shares his discovery of the horrible stories, the shinobi world may very well be doomed. Some will go insane others will lose their minds...or both. "What the hell is a crack pairing?" Kiba asked. If only they'd known. T for some lanuage. AU-ish.

On this edition of lucky powers. It's Misao's turn, she'll have a fun time with a special bag.

Kiba broke her heart, so Sakura vowed to never be charmed by those who dwell in the East Side and are involved in gangs. No more bad boys. Sasuke, an East Sider, enters her life and challenges her beliefs. As they both get closer to each other, their relationship will be tested. "How can I make you stop fighting?" I ask. Sasuke cracks a grin. "Go out with me."

A thief and an ex-prince have way more in common than what they think. Warnings: Language, Torture/Humiliation, Seduction. Onesided SasuNaru. Potential MenNaru Menma from Road To Ninja (Alternate Naruto)

Naruto is a vampire that had been away from humans for so long, keeping to himself on his land and drinking the blood of animals so he could stay alive. After losing his true love he blamed himself for her death and thought that he could never love again. But now five hundred years later a woman that looks just like his past lover comes into his life but can he keep her safe?

What if your whole life has been a lie? What if you meet someone you actually have known your whole life? Sasuke is a ordinary teenager living a rather unhappy life. One day he is mystically saved and meets the strange, secretive Itachi. Attraction starts to grow and he starts to wonder - which dark secrets lies in the past? ItaSasu. Modern AU. Complete.

Sasuke Uchiha thinks his father is a good man. How far will that belief go once he meets Naruto, locked away on the other side of a fence, without a hope of freedom? Alternate Universe

Naruto was never like anyone else. He wore black, he was registered under the factor of 'goth' or 'punk' all because he didn't want to be like anyone else. He stood out. He felt like he was never wanted. (Darkish) (No paring)

Crazy things can happen when somebody in the Izumi household can't sleep. Quick one-shot I wrote in the middle of the night.

The same rules apply after hours at the pool: no running, no diving, and no horseplay. But what about tossing your boyfriend's shorts out?

Four girls with dreams of becoming a famous band. With the school showcase coming, they use it as an oppurtunity to show their school what talents they've been hiding. Mainly and eventual NaruHina. Eventual NejiTen and already SasuSaku and ShikaIno on the side.

Sakura, the advice that I am bequeathing you is not optional. You MUST adhere. It may be the only thing that separates you from this torturous existence of death and dying. I repeat. You MUST adhere. Breathe. Run. Hide. And for the love of god, DON'T look behind you.

Especially recommended for: People who want to relax and unwind, people who wish to escape a little from the real world, and people who have accidentally killed a rare shiny pokémon.

What if the Third Hokage stopped the council before they could order Itachi to commit the Uchiha Clan Massacre? Itachi is one of the village's strongest ninja, and has now been given the task of being a Jonin sensei, assigned to Team 7 with his little brother Sasuke, the 'dead last' Naruto Uzumaki, and fangirl Sakura Haruno. This is Team Itachi.

Naruto thinks of a brilliant way to bring Sasuke back.

Prince Sasuke must find a bride to claim the throne. Who is this peasent boy? ...Naruto nine-tailed demon fox ventures into town one day. Who is Sasuke Uchiha? When war is coming can Sasuke make a deal with the demon fox, not knowing it is Naruto?

- REBOOTED ELSEWHERE. -Sasuke: betrayed by the person closest to him. Naruto: hated for reasons beyond his control. Hinata: victim of kidnapping and torture. All three suffer from psychological damage and major disillusionment. Is this really Konoha's new team of heroes? AU.

How far are you willing to go for the one you love? She was willing to risk everything, he was willing to lose it all, and both were willing to go against every rule ever put in place. When it came to clan classing, they would break every law. Until death do they part... Itachi x Oc

Everyone has heard that Sasuke likes girls with long hair. But have you ever wondered why? (ItachiXSasuke/ItaSasu/Uchihacest)

On this part of Lucky powers. It's Miyuki turn for one.

You may believe that Konoha is a wonderful, peaceful Village to live in... your wrong, so wrong.. Dark!Powerful!Evilish!Demonic!Naruto

The first time, Itachi took Naruto, was in the Training Grounds, and well, that just made Naruto love him even more. The story how their relationship began! ItaNaru

What if the Kyuubi attack happened diffently. What if there was a case of divine intervention on that day of October 10th. "You've got the wrong omnipotent, Minato-chan. It's Rikudou Hiraishin to you!"-Living Minato/Kushina, strong Naruto, eccentric but omnipotent Rikudous, and general craziness all around. Time Travel AU

"We're like Romeo and Juliet. Minus the fact that you're not thirteen, our families don't hate each other and we didn't commit a double suicide. You're not planning on faking your death, have me go nuts and poison myself, only to find out you were alive all along right before I die then have you really die...right? I wouldn't put it past you you know." NaruSasu

I may not get all lovey-dovey with you, but that does not mean I don't crave the warmth of your hands on my skin. AU.

Sasuke/Sakura. SasuSaku Alternate Universe. One-shot. Flashback to how SasuSaku started their relationship in my other A/U NaruHina Fanfic "Naruto's Lucky Bet". Sasuke sits with Sakura in a library together each time she was there, not knowing that later, they start a relationship.

SasuSaku. One-shot. She says she'll marry him, when he asks her. "I won't bother you like I did when we were genin," she jokes, smiling. "Unless you wish otherwise, it'll be like I'm not even there." And when she tells him not to worry, it's the very thing he does.

A One-Shot Prequel: Eight Anime characters from Pokémon, Digimon, CardCaptor Sakura, Naruto, Love Hina, Lucky Star, Fullmetal Alchemist and K-On! are trapped in a convention center the night before an Anime Convention. They must escape from the building before the doors are opened to the public or they will face a humilating penalty. A SMASH! 2012 Fanfiction competition entry.

I am going blind. I have been diagnosed to have Dry Macular Degeneration. And now here I am sitting on this uncomfortable hospital bed listening to this doctor who has the artificial tone of voice telling me about my condition.

Itachi has a new camera and his making his biography. Follow Itachi through his life like you have never seen before. You've never seen a crack fic like this. definitely out of character and definitely crazy. Not even the characters take this story seriously so come in and have a laugh.

As long as Sasuke can remember, he has lived alone with Itachi. But he really begins to wonder - what happened to their parents? How long can Itachi protect him from the truth about their dark past? The love grows between the brothers but it's not always easy. ItaSasu. Fluff, romance. Complete.

Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.

An OOC potion contaminates Konoha's water supply. Next thing Sakura knows, Naruto's a nihilistic philosopher puffing pot, Sasuke's the next Miss Daisy Sunshine, and... "Sakura-darling," Itachi scoffs, "it's not glitter, it's bli-ing."

aka Itachi Uchiha's Guide to Sharingan Uses in Everyday Life, or Why Itachi is Half Blind by the Time Sasuke Gets to Him.

Sasuke is brought back to Konoha by Naruto, but he is not the Sasuke they used to know. Drugs and isolation caused Sasuke's personality to disintegrate. Will Naruto be able to bring the one he loves back from insanity? COMPLETE.

Hurt by Sasuke, Sakura turns to drastic measures. Who comes to comfort her? read and find out... Rated T for the situation once again

Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.

On the final battle between Naruto and Sasuke something went horribly wrong, in result Sasuke ended up dead. Now Naruto can't forgive himself. Naruto-centric

After the KOF XIII tournament, SNKP asks Kyo and Iori a very specific request regarding a past song of theirs. Commence facepalming or why Iori thinks Kyo shouldn't write song lyrics .

When suicide IS the answer. Warning: dark humor. SasuNaru. Oneshot.

Itachi doesn't see a reason to live in darkness, but his attempt to die in darkness puts him in the care of Doctor Haruno. Can he be saved?

His blonde angel should not be tainted. He belongs to him alone. He would do anything for him.A love so twisted and dark. SasuNaru. Implied rape, murder, angst! Complete.

Sora Hikari has recently enrolled in Destiny Islands Academy. He figured things were going to be easy, but after meeting the many different students there, stories unfold and he finds himself caught in the middle of a massive love triangle. Completely AU

It's Father's Day, and Naruto's determined that Minato wake up to a nice breakfast in bed. Too bad he makes a mess of the kitchen in the process. AU. Happy Father's Day, everyone! One-shot.

"I just wanted to go to the circus. But, it wasn't an ordinary circus. It was a Circus of Horror. And it took everything to get away from there."

Marry Me, Idiot. See how Sasuke's proposal to Naruto differs from the usual ideas.

like the title says, a sidefic for Online! Humorous one-shot with the Uchiha family. Please read, enjoy and leave a review! XD

Naruto and his class are going to a themepark about ninja-history. What can go wrong when your supervisors are Minato, Jiraiya, Gai and Kakashi...? Please R&R!

thi is what happends if Naruto and Minato try to make a dinner. and there are a lot of friend who want to help them. please R&R

For Halloween. Naruto's hungry. WARNINGS: vore i.e. cannibalism , guro, bloodplay! Vague mentions of NaruSasu! Enter at your own risk.

Danzo convinces the council to banish Naruto. Insanity ensues. "P.S. Naruto sends his love." Friendship fic

What you are about to witness are the files of therapy sessions between patient 7861, Uchiha Sasuke and his therapist while locked up in his mental ward. View discression is advised, BRING THE CHILDREN! BRING THE DOG! ALL KINDS OF FAMILY FUN!

Sakura makes the mistake of sending the boys food shopping. Random drabble for Spyrea. Rated for language. NO PORN, JUST INSANE BEST FRIEND ANTICS.

The final chapter has everything a final chapter needs: Receiving an award, a worldwide concert, disposing a president, plenty of Flashbacks, Space Travel, Red Caps, GoggleCams, Pink Hair, everyone dies and YuGiOh!. Warning: May contain !Crack.

AR: Whether it’s wrong or right, Naruto didn’t really care so why should Minato? Holding onto the one thing you love more than life wouldn’t be so hard if that one thing wasn’t his son. Minato/Naruto -Yaoi-

Even without trying to, Life changes Sasuke one hour at a time. For aoi hana72

Psycho!Naruto. SasuNaru. Sasuke remembers Naruto. Remembers the wild-haired boy with spiky hair and penchant for orange. Naruto remembers nothing, is allowed to remember nothing. This is a story about an impossible love. R R! Rated M for touchy subjects.

Is in his hands. And he doesn't even have to undress. Birthday gift for Mako75 and The Cereal Killer.

AU/JTHM Universe -- Sasuke is an insane murderer terrorizing Konoha. Naruto is the one that got away. SasuNaru Angst/Gore/Dark Themes

He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina

A young impressionable Naruto is driven to the Jashin faith by the violence directed at him and becomes a cold hearted killer. But in time he comes to commit the greatest heresy decreed by lord Jashin: falling in love. Dark Naruto, NaruHina

AU: Minato’s adventures as father and Hokage. Insanity is a given. Intervention a necessity. Who knows how screwed up Naruto will become under his father's care? SECOND: misplaced jealousy /more info and question to readers inside/ edited: 6-25-2009

I, a sixteen year old young woman, am the precious doll to a vampire with eyes like pure sapphires... my master...

Naruto A/U fic. Hmm, So Itachi is a psycho-path, Naruto and Sasuke are friends and are, lets say, 15 years old. No pairings. Swearing, violence and gore. Warning: Character death. Rated M just in case.

Solo threads from the Konoha Nights forum. Naruto is diagnosed with Paranoid Schizophrenia. These threads show his battles with the most predominant voice in his head, Kyuubi. Each thread is posted as a seperate chapter. psycho!Naruto

Pain. Chaos. Death. Itachi is content to hide away his emotions for the sake of his job. But a young blond sheds light into the otherwise dark world. "Nine out of ten people say they're scared of death." “Guess I’m the one that’s different" Oneshot AU

Naruto gets struck with a sudden curiosity about a strange topic. NaruSasuNaru, Hinted GaaNeji COMPLETE

Welcome to Hokage Mental Institute for the insane, home of Uzumaki Naruto. Enter Uchiha Sasuke, an angry teenager in need of a new therapy class. But what’s really wrong with Naruto? And how does Sasuke help? Yaoi, SasuNaru, KakaIru, OOCness

The Kunoichi of the Leaf aren't happy when their boyfriends tell them they have contracts to sign. Oh no, not happy at all.

SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.

One shot, Itachi is a vampire. Just alittle something I whipped up. Nothing much.

It's Sasuke's birthday and a series of unfortunate events prevents him from eating his birthday cake. Like battling with a dobe, being kidnapped by his psycho brother, and fighting off hords of immature asses for the last piece...yeah...the usual stuff.

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]

Explore the world as seen by Naruto. A Ninja in training with little to no sanity. Perhaps sanity isn't the correct word. Oneshot. Read, enjoy, contemplate; a short, witty, sarcastic foray into the world of someone who couldn't care less.

One man lives for them. He continues his own life as well as theirs. He speak things he doesn't understand completely when he thinks he's hearing them speak. Something inside him would break when the truth is known. Summary sucks.

Sequel to Iris. Sasuke and Naruto go visit Itachi five years after Sasuke left for college only to find Itachi has…a boyfriend!

What if? What if Naruto never had Iruka around? What if he was driven to the point of unleashing the Kyuubi on people? See the results. Now being revived!

Oneshot. A Christmas story about bringing two souls together. Naruto's Christmas has always been a lonely one, but thanks to Hinata, this year is much different.

The Akatsuki has finally captured the jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune but Naruto is no longer the same person he was and somehow, it doesn't seem like the victory it should be. Features Insane!Naruto and Character Death. Sequel to Schizophrenia AU

A bunch of different scenes base in around or about Itachi. These are some of Itachi's most odd ball moments of life. Featuring many different Naruto characters.

Pein doesn't know why he's stayed with a group as screwy and unstable as Akatsuki for this long, and why he doesn't just let go now that he's wondering. He only knows that in a weird, dysfunctional way, they're like a family.

[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]

It’s about Drama!Geeks, Itachi, Sasuke, and an overload of brotherly lurve. [AU, Uchihacest] [CRACK]

Thus, the reason Itachi went insane... Sponsored by the Akatsuki. [A Dr. Tran! parody. Rated T for the bad words. Le gasp.]

The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...

SasuNaru. Naruto has amnesia and Sasuke has to deal with a six year old minded...molestable...snuggable....er...yeah.

After calling Naruto 'wife material,' Sasuke is ordered to buy Naruto a Valentine's gift. He underestimates Naruto's obsession with cute things. Sasuke vs. Plushies! [SasuNaru oneshot] Fluffy, SemiCrack fanfic!

It was their class' booth, where you can buy someone to be your date on Valentines Day. Sakura refused to be bought by Naruto, and as Class President, Sasuke must solve the problem. …by becoming Naruto's date instead! [SasuNaru shounenai YAOI AU]

It was the highschool farewell party. State one word that will describe that person. In which Naruto describes Sasuke as Sasukebastard and Sasuke describes Naruto as... [SasuNaru AU]

The Konoha Channel 7 News. I'd advise you to read wisely. [Yaoi, crack]

Companion piece to 'You Had Me At Hello.' Naruto has something he really wants to do with Hinata, but is embarrassed to ask. Why does it have her tied up in knots? [NxH]

Insanity is as dangerous as it is addicitive. [yaoi, SasuNaru?]

Like the title says. You can't argue with this one.

Naruto has a secret...[insanity]

As I giggle like a maniac, I write this story of how Naruto was sick of trying to be seduced by Hinata and Sakura... and how he finds out that how weak they really are when the door is closed and the blinds are down.

Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru and Neji will bring you the latest information on the Fire Country Elections in this [borderline crack] fanfic called The Naruto News Show: Special Edition 2. Not for the faint hearted.

The REAL reason why Itachi killed his whole clan! What you get when you discuss someone as messed up as Itachi at 3:30 in the morning after lots of soda. And fudge...mmm...fudge. - one shot -

SasuNaruSasu. Anti SasuSaku. Between pepper spray, strange outlooks, saving the land from evil fan girls, a 500 mile distance, and having Iruka snap, it was just a crazy story to make you laugh... without a plot. One-shot.