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 Author has written 4 stories for Shugo Chara!. Greetings everyone! You could just call me Neon-chan, and it’s so much fun joining. My BFF is tadase-tadamu-awesome/Tadase4eva/IDK if she changes her name if you didn't know. She’s the one who took me here. I’m very new so dun get mad at me if my stories are bad. Any user who posts mean comments will be blocked by me, so watch out! Other than that, enjoy my stories! One thing is I like to change up Shugo Chara stories in a whole different way! So don’t be shocked if u read about characters doing completely unexpected things. Another way to call it is AU and OOC-ism. That’s the way I write. Hope you guys enjoy my profile as well! My profile is long, but there are some wacky things in it so keep ur eyesh open! :3 Check me out on DA: neon-splattered-tofu(dot)deviantart(dot)com TadamuRocks8 Here is some info about me! Name: That's for me to know and for u to find out. Gender: Female…I’m not that girly!!! Age: I'm 13. Favorite Colors: Purple, Neon, Gold, Silver, and Sky Blue. Favorite Animals: Cats, Horses, Turtles, and Birds. (I HATE DOGS!!!!!!!!!!) Favorite Food: Noodles of course, I’m Asian!!! Horoscope: Virgo. Element: Air, the wisest of all elements! Hair Color: Black, but under the Sun it’s dark brown with hints of red… Height: I’m a little under average for my age…o_o Eye Color: Brown. I wish they were blue or green. Good Characteristics: Creative, happy, friendly, cheerful, optimistic. Not so good Characteristics: Stubborn, Selfish……BTW, I can get REALLY angry when ppl lie!!! I mean seriously!!! Hobbies: I’m a talented artist, swimmer, pianist, (starting violin), I love watching anime also. Favorite cartoon/anime shows, manga books, etc.: Shugo Chara!, A little Pokemon, Vocaloid, Warrior cats, Tokyo Mew Mew, Sailor Moon, Skip Beat, SSBB, and Sonic the hedgehog. Shugo Chara: Millions of Shugo Chara fans across the globe now bash Tadase. Less than 5% percent of you are against bashing or don't care about it. If you are one of these 5% percent, I'm begging you, please, please copy and paste this on your profile. Shugo Chara ROCKS! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. TADAMU IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. BASHING ISN'T FAIR. Less than 5 percent of you people agree. Please inspire your friends, pals, and buddies to realize bashing is wrong if you haven't already. If you are one of the 5 percent, please, please, please, I'm begging you, to copy and paste this on your profile. Favorite Guardian Chara 1. Miki Top 5 Shugo Chara Regular Characters 1. Yaya Shugo Chara Character Quiz! Hinamori Amu -You're the older sibling (x) -You use an outer character () -You have a lot of crushes or a harem () -You have a reverse harem () -You have a lot of friends (x) -You're kind of wishy-washy and don't know what your dream is () -You want to be normal (x) -You care about your friends (x) -You don't like the occult () -You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are red, black, magenta/pink, and white () Count: 4 Mashiro Rima -You're an only child () -You don't like being an only child or wouldn't want to be an only child (x) -You're short for your age (x) -You come off as cold and distant to people () -You (secretly) like comedy () -You aren't very athletic (x) -You're protective of your friends (x) -You can be suspicious of your best friend's friends when they act strangely (x) -You're not quite ready for love (x) -Your favorite colors are/ you're often associated with the colors red, orange, and white () Count: 6 Hoshina Utau -You're the younger sibling () -Your older sibling is important in your life () -You like to sing (x) -You like to compete (x) A little -You're very stubborn/hard for you to be honest () -You think it's important to eat and get energy (x) -You have a big appetite () -You like to eat ramen (x) -You can make your stage anywhere you go () -Your often associated with the color/Your favorite color is purple (x) Count: 5 Yuiki Yaya -You're the older sibling (x) -You wish you were an only child () -You like sweets (x) Hehehe -You are known to be a matchmaker/shipper around your friends () -You like cute things (x) -You read a lot of magna (x) -You like to be the center of attention (x) -You hate it when people fight (x) -You like being the youngest of your friends (x) -You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is pink () Count: 7 Tsukiyomi Ikuto -You're the older sibling (x) -You secretly care about your little sibling () -You'll go out of your way to keep the people you care about out of danger (x) -You like teasing your crush () -Your crush thinks you're a pervert () -People often compare you to a cat () Cats are awesome, but not Ikuto! -You're stubborn () -You don't tell people about your pain and troubles () -You're protective of your family () -You're often associated with the colors/Your favorite colors are midnight blue and black () Count: 2 Hotori Tadase -You're an only child () -You've held a grudge for a long time () -You have a rival in love that you despise (x) -You like dogs () YUCK! -You're a very sweet and shy person (x) -You want power (x) Not world domination! -You have a secretly spoiled character () -You hate it when people call you "prince" () -You're bad at making speeches (x) AHHHH! I have stage fright… -You're often associated with the colors/Your favorite colors are sky blue and yellow (x) Count: 5 Fujisaki Nagihiko -You're an only child () -Your parents expect a lot out of you (x) Of course… I’m Asian… -You have long hair (x) Somewhat… -You are one of the tallest people out of your friends () No… I’m short =.= -You like dance () -You like basketball () -You are a secret flirt () -You have slight romantic feelings for your friend of the opposite sex () -You have crossdressed before (x) Yes… wax museum… -You've often associated with the colors/Your favorite colors are blue and purple (x) Count: 4 Souma Kukai -You're the youngest sibling () -You like to play sports () -You like competiton (x) Sometimes... -You have a thing for older men/women () -You like to try different things () -You like ramen (x) NOODLES!!! -You're very easy going (x) -You're considered to be the big brother/sister of your friends () -You're the oldest of your friends () -Your often associated with the color/Your favorite color is green () Count: 3 Sanjo Kairi -You're the younger sibling () -You often take care of your older sibling () -You do martial arts/kendo/karate () -You're tall for your age () -You're very serious and blunt () -You wear glasses (x) I dun like glasses…L -You're good at making observations (x) -You use advanced vocabulary in everyday speech (x) -You like sticking to a schedule (x) Yea…I’m very organized. -You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is green () Count: 4 I am: 40% Amu 60% Rima 50% Utau 70% Yaya Cool! 20% Ikuto 50% Tadase 40% Nagihiko 30% Kukai 40% Kairi Anime Character Quiz 1. Mashiro Rima 2. Fujisaki Nagihiko 3. Souma Kukai 4. Yuiki Yaya 5. Hotori Tadase 6. Hinamori Amu 7. Tsukiyomi Ikuto 8. Hoshina Utau 9. Sanjou Kairi 10. Fujisaki Nadeshiko 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Oh Rima, so YOU’RE the one who replaced the crossdresser!!! Number 2 asked you to go out with him? At least it was a boy… Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? FOR THE ONE MILLIONTH TIME, I WILL NOT BUY YOU THAT SOCCER BALL SIGNED BY THAT FAMOUS SOCCER DUDE!!!!!!!! 4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? AHHHHHHHHH YAYA AND KAIRI?!?! X_X 5 cooked you dinner? Mmm… Tadase, you make the best eggrolls ever!! 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Amu? Where’s Tadase??? 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? WHAT THE F- EEEEK!!! DIE PERVERTED CAT BOY!!!! SHOO! EEKK EKKK!!!! 8 got into the hospital somehow? AH- Wait where’s Kukai… You boyfriend…. 9 made fun of your friends? Kairi! I would beat him up. 10 ignored you all the time? Nadeshiko how could you ignore me? At least ur a girl…for now… Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Panic O_o You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Nagihiko would character change and carry me to the hospital. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? Soccer balls!!! NO MORE!! You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Tries to throw candy at it… You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Tadase would tell me it’s alright because he’s been through it while Chara changing. You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? Me and Nadeshiko?! Amu would totally freak out!!!!!! Someone dumped you. How will 7 cheer you up? He’ll ask me for the Humpty Lock…And I will punch him in the face! You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? She’ll ask me where Kukai’s soccer ball is… You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? He ditches me to go study and read books. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Hey! I’m a boy! Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? UHHH?? Rima? Maybe because she's the best comedian I've ever seen? 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? Nagihiko! How could you like Kairi, Rima is your true love! Kinda gay… You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? My dad LOVES soccer, so he’ll get along with him… Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? Yaya and Kairi?!??! No way!!! Disgusting! Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Of course! They've already kissed! TADAMU ROCKS! 6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do? Amu!!!!!!! Don’t love Ikuto!!!!!! Tadase is your true love! You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Keep your eyes on the test, bub! Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her? Utau! Kukai is waiting… Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? Kairi wouldn't try anything mean right? 10 wants money and decides to get a job at MacDonalds. How long does she stay? For a day. She'd be bad at the job and would want to dance the first hour of the day. 1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it? Yes because Rima has good taste I guess. 2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? Nagi what's up? Did Rima dump you? Utau has nothing to do wit this?? 3 told 6 she started her period. Kukai would tell Amu??! He’s not even a girl!!! 4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. Wow Kairi, you like IKuto? Gay! No wonder Yaya slapped you. But why a fish? 5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? Uh Tadase?? You’ve been hiding in Amu’s closet for too long! 6 curses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do? Amu speaks German? Kukai would most likely ask them for a match of soccer… 7 got high. HAHAHAHHA STUPID IKUTO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA U STUPID CAT BOY! 8 reads your fan fictions and complains. What is it about? How Kukai likes Yaya, but I’d never write about that! 9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when 1 spills Soda all over him? Kairi would throw books at Rima 10 starts working at a bar. Nadeshiko how could you?! 1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2. THEY’RE A LOVE MATCH! Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him? Swimming? Don’t you mean soccer? 5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it? Hmmm... Couples. 6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about? Uh… Their crushes? 7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do? IKUTO!! Why are you stalking Nadeshiko? Kairi doesn't care. 8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it? She uploads pictures of Kukai. Lots of pictures. (Shugo Chara) Are you a Tadamu or Amuto fan? Quiz; do you really support the pairing you think you do? Well, I like Tadamu; it’s rather cute. 1) Do you prefer cute boys or s*xy boys? 2) When with your crushes, are you more mischievous or shy? 3) Do you like dogs or cats? 4) Do you prefer fluffy stories or lemons? 5) When you feel emotionally hurt, do you act strangely or do you try to hide your feelings? 6) Do you tend to tease your crush or act all lovey-dovey around them? 7) Is your crush cute or mysterious? 8) What do you think of yaoi? Do you like it or not? 9) Chocolate or Vanilla? 10) Flaky or fluffy? Results: (Don't cheat!) 1) Do you prefer cute or sexy boys? Tadamu: 1 2) When around your crushes, are you more mischievious or shy? Tadamu: 2 3) Do you like dogs or cats? Tadamu: 2 4) Do you prefer fluffy stories or lemons? Tadamu: 3 5)When you feel emotionally hurt, do you act strangely or try to hide your feelings? Tadamu: 4 Woohoo! 6) Do you tend to tease your crush or act lovey-dovey around them? Tadamu: 5 7) Is your crush cute or mysterious? Tadamu: 6 8) What do you think of yaoi? Do you like it or not? Tadamu: 7 9) Chocolate or Vanilla? Tadamu: 8 10) Flaky or fluffy? (Don't ask why, just answer) FINAL COUNT: Tadamu: 8/10 or 80% You Know You're OBSESSED with Shugo Chara When... When you randomly start humming the theme song. (Hop, step jump, Drew,draw,drawn… UH OH!) When you read the manga in silent reading and hope the teacher doesn't notice your reading anime. (Can’t XP) When you carry Shugo Chara books were ever you When you print of a sheet of Shugo Chara pictures and tape it to your notebook and can name all the episodes. (Nope I’m through all the episodes yet XD) When you're in computers and you teacher gives you weird looks because you have Amu/Shugo Chara on there. (…) When you draw Shugo Chara during class. (Of course!) When you think of Shugo Chara 24/7 (Always!) When you start calling fairies "Shugo Charas" (I hate fairies. Shugo Charas forever! _) When you want/have Shugo Chara figurines When you watch many Shugo Charas in a day, and When you randomly go on google and search for pictures of Shugo Chara. (Have a million!) When you always have a group talk with your friends after school about the newest episode. (Yes!) When you try to draw any characters from Shugo Chara randomly. (Miki!!!!!) When you spam your friends on aim "SHUGO CHARA ROOCCKKS!!" (No…) When you read a volume over and over again. (Huh?) When you watch the anime episodes over and over again. (Didn’t finish yet! ) When you skip dinner when you ate nothing just to watch the new episode. (Been there, done that.) When you dream about them while sleeping. (... Uh huh.) When you sing the theme songs at free time and your friends think you're insane. (They always do.) When your Volume 1 is kinda almost worn. (There are books?!) When you draw Shugo Chara stuff. (X-Eggs, Charas, Amu, and hearts, spades, clovers and diamonds!) When your avatars are almost always Shugo Chara. (Amulet Spade! ;D) When I think how awesome it could've been if the series was real! (Imagine new episodes and stuff.) You can't stop dreaming of your favourite characters. (For real!) You can't stop drawing your favourite character. (I've drawn Miki!) You try to use 'Colourful Canvas' with your paintbrush. (Heheheh) You own Heart, Spade, Clover and Diamond hair clips and wear one of them every day depending on your mood. (Sometimes) You copy Amu's clothing and style. (Eh…) You start screaming when you see a guy with blue hair. (…) You alway take care for your key because you think it's the Dumpty Key. (I WANT THE COSPLAY HUMPTY LOCK SO BAD! D:) You think that when you wake up in the morning eggs will be in your bed. (All the time! Weird...) You think that your schools student council are the guardians in disguise. (They could be...) You think that Easter is an evil organization, not a nice holiday where you hunt for eggs. (It is! Easter is evilll!) You think that any short super hyper kid that loves sweets is Yaya in disguise. (Yaya is so kawaii!) You want to learn how to do Bala-balance. (Teach me, Rima!) You want every single Shugo Chara cosplay costume you can find. (I do!) You draw (or try to draw) Shugo Chara characters in class. (Haven't we gone over this? Yep!) You draw clovers, diamonds, hearts and spades all over your binders/notebooks. (Not yet, but there are spade signs at our table at school!!!!) You have dreams about Shugo Chara. (Strange, romantic, and cool.) In art class you talk about Shugo Chara and everyone looks at you weird. (Everyone! Lol!) You hum or sing the songs during class or in public. (Yep.) You have or want to buy anything Shugo Chara. (So much!) You have over 30 pages of written stories. (Love writing fanfiction ;D) When you see basketballs you think of Nagihiko. (And Rhythm! :D) When you check for new eps/chaps all the time. (Constantly.) Because of this show, you don't believe in ghosts anymore, you believe that they're just those charas or creeping X eggs. (Yep.) You compare all your friends to a Shugo Chara character. (A few.) You are crazy about the next episode. (Always am.) You start wearing a pink skirt and shirt thinking your Amulet Heart but you're not even close. (not even close at all! :() When you become: -Monday as Amu -Tuesday as Tadase -Wednesday as Ikuto -Thursday as Nadeshiko and Nagihiko -Friday as Rima -Saturday as Kukai -Sunday as Kairi (Days of the week, lol) When you recommend it to all your anime loving friends. (Tried :-/) You cheer for your friends like Ran. (GAMBARE, FRIENDS!) You start wishing you were part of the anime. (Always do.) You can't sleep without finishing the new episode You start getting obssesed with Card patterns. (Yeah.) You wish you had Guardians in your school. (I would join!) You wish your school had the same uniform as Seiyo Academy. (Yes!!) When you see a boy who plays the violin and call him Ikuto. (Hehe) When you dye your hair in pink. (Uh...) When you always add a "Nya" at the end of your sentence. (I so do that nya!) When your wallpaper of your computer/laptop is Shugo Chara. (Amulet Spade and Miki) When you copy the voices of one of the characters. (I do a great Yaya, Nadeshiko, Ran, Miki and Yoru) When you pretend to be Amulet Spade and go around whacking people with your paintbrush yelling "COLOURFUL CANVAS!" (YEAASSSHHH!) When you hear someone say they love eggs you say "You monster! How dare you eat people's would be selves!" (Yea, I hate eating eggs.) When you want candy you start yelling like Yaya. (Mummy! I want candy! *waves arms like Yaya*) When you try to do Sayaa's weird laugh. (Can kinda do it.) When your about to play an instrument you say "Miki, chara change" and expect to be really good at playing. (It works! :3) When you grab a guitar and when you play you yell "devil's tune" (I do.) When you see a red "X" shaped clip at the mall and know When you laugh at Tadase in a skirt. (LOL!) When you defend crossdressers. (They're cool, okay?) When you think you have your own chara. (Four. Faith, my creative, quiet side, Pocky, my emo, angry side, Spark, my energetic, childish side, and Hope, my independent, cheeky side. Hope is a cat chara, like Yoru _) You shout out "DREW, DRAW, DRAWN!" in the middle of You put 3 eggs in your bag and wait for someone to grab your You talk to yourself expecting something to answer back. (I hear the voices!) If someone says "Useless" you jump under the table. (X-eggs!) You have tried to chara-nari with your cat thinking it was If someone says princess you put a crown on your You truely believe that shugo charas exist and have prayed for courage to be your would be self since you saw the first episode! (It was supposed to be secret. D:) You go into a greenhouse and insist it is the Royal Garden. (It's to small, but yeah.) You end every sentence with either nya, desu or one of Ran's You repeatedly check over your shoulder to see if there is a You have all of the accesories that appear on their heads when they character change. (Uh huh.) You dress your cat in a cross t-shirt and shorts. (Hehe.) Whenever you see a baby you think it is Pepe in disguise. (Hello, Pepe!) You joined an art club in school because you wanted to be lke Amulet Spade. (I really do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) You only just realised you were obsessed when you got half way through this list. (I knew all along!) You write a list this long, and still have a lot of ideas. (Loads more things I do.) When you have read this WHOLE list. =-= (Which I have!) Hey, have you ever noticed that the word "hot" in in Tadase's last name? :D Tadase HOTori? Face it. You Ikuto fan girls THINK you like Ikuto, but really, you feel sorry for him. Tadase is hot, and Ikuto is so not. Please don't hurt me, ignore this message if you disagree, I'm not trying to bash anyone. If you do agree, copy and paste this on your profile. (AKA: I worship Tadase but don't have a crush on him!) If you wonder why major Amuto fans post on Tadamu stories/videos, and major Tadamu fans don't post on Amuto stories/videos, it is for multiple reasons. One, Tadamu fans are smart and don't waste their time getting mad and posting rude comments on Amuto stuff. Two, if a Tadamu fan were to read/watch an Amuto thing, he/she would not want to tolerate having Amuto fans complaining about their comment, so they avoid posting. Three, most Tadamu fans are not nearly as aggressive or competitive as Amuto fans, usually they want to avoid having a fight; and if you think they are weak for this, you're wrong; because being strong of power is nothing compared to being strong of heart. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you do not, like I said, please ignore. There are still a lot more reasons... Sonic the hedgehog: Top 5 Characters: 1. Sonic 2. Knuckles 3. Cream – is she da rabbit??? 4. Tails 5. Rouge Warrior Cats: I love Warrior cats, it's my favorite series of books! My Warrior Name: Sapphiretail- White-gray she-cat with green eyes and a blue-gray tail. 10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart. Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile. Sapphiretail Copy and paste these if you agree! FirestarxSandstrom=Awesome! CrowfeatherxLeafpool=Cute! HeathertailxLiCool! TigerstarxSasha=Neutral... ScourgexBrick=Yuck! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! GO NYAN CAT!!! 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All fools after reading this will try it 3. The first truth is a lie. 4.You are now laughing 5. You will put this on your profile 6. You still have a foolish smile on your face ( I tried the first thing right away…lol…I am currently still laughing at my failure XP) YOUR GIRL SIDE: X You love to shop (I like shopping, not love it. It's fun but, I hate being dragged to places! XD) You wear eyeliner X Sometimes you go to your mom for advice You consider cheer leading a sport You hate wearing the color black You like getting manicures and/or pedicures X You like wearing jewelry (It depends what kind of jewelry it is.) You cried watching The Notebook X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe Shopping is one of your hobbies X You don't like the movie Star Wars X You are/were in gymnastics (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME AGO) It takes you around one hour to shower You smile a lot more than you should (My friend does it everyday! I don't know how she could do it! It really hurts sometimes…) X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes X You care about what you look like You like wearing dresses when you can You like high heel shoes You used to play with dolls as a kid (Nope! Stuffed animals were for me!) You like putting makeup on others You like being the star of almost everything X You wear body spray/perfume You like fixing others hair Pink is one of your favorite colors Total = 9 (Uh oh!) YOUR BOY SIDE: X You love hoodies X You love jeans Dogs are better than cats (NOOOOOOOO!) X Its hilarious when people get hurt X You've played with/against boys on a team X Sometimes shopping is torture (When you have to carry a lot of bags or when your tired and dragged from shop to shop like I said before) Sad movies suck You own an XBOX X You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid. (...What??? I was too bored!) At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/owned a DS, PS2, or Sega (Still do! :D) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers Sometimes you watch sports on TV Gory movies are cool You go to your dad for advice You own like a trillion baseball hats You used to/do collect football collector cards Baggy sweatpants are cool to wear Its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors (Silver and Blue! :D) X You love to go crazy and not care what other people think X Sports are fun (Soccer, and Sitting) Sometimes you talk with food in your mouth Sometimes you sleep at night with your socks on (That's a guy thing? That's pretty weird though….) Total = 9 (Again?!) Random Re-posts! Re-post these to your profile like I did! Random Quizzy Thingy 1. Write the name of someone of the opposite gender 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (DON'T CHEAT) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. What to Do During an Exam Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. A girl & guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, It's not. Please? It's too scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. Girl: *hugs* Guy: Can you take off my helmet; put it on yourself, it's bugging me. In the news paper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken, and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he made her give him a big hug and tell him she loved him one last time. Then, he had her put his helmet on knowing he would die. Re post this if you though it was sad! FRIENDS: Will hold the umbrella for you. BEST FRIENDS: Take your umbrella and taunt you to run after. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!! Girls Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator Post this so it can take over FanFiction! When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" Put police tape in front of the door before entering. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. Throw a rave. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "Won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei." Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'" Have a heated debate with yourself. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. Drum on every available surface. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. Propose to the other passengers. Challenge people to duels. Sell girl scout cookies. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..." Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. Shout "Food fight!" Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!" When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance! Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!" Shave. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection. Practice your kung fu. Make race car noises when people get on and off. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?" Fly a model airplane. Do yoga. Play the accordion Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure." Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. 'Never Argue With a Woman' One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?'). 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you." FEMALE COMEBACKS! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Be Yourself! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. Stop Child Abuse! Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope. My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the hard wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again. Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help. Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society,and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die,but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound,it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you areAGAINST CHILD ABUSE!! COPY AND PASTE INTO PROFILE (I am not a victim, but this was really sad. It moved me. Please. Help stop child abuse.) 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 97 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, AE, and Aeropostale didn't exist. If you're the three percent who doesn't care that much about those stores, copy and paste this in your profile. 99 percent of teenagers HAVE to TEXT on Facebook, Twitter, etc. If you're one of the 1 percent who thinks these social sites are unsafe copy and paste this on your profile. 95 percent of the teens out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, and put it in your profile. 99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans. If you...
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone (Or more than one someone!) who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever talked/sang to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If your weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar copy this into your profile. If you're crazy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. If you've gotten completely zoned out of a conversation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile. If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile. If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile. If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing at something in a book, copy this to your profile. Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "for smuggling diamonds." 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuations. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is, "To go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme? 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won!, I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... copy and paste this into your profile! SOMETHING IN THIS LIST YOU WILL FIND TRUE If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging! My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought her back. In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes I have to wonder if I'm a goldfish. Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas. Keep smiling; It makes people wonder what you’re up to. When in doubt...throw a chair. If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress? Only two things are infinite: 1) The universe. 2) Human stupidity There are few problems that cannot be solved with large amounts of explosives. Boys don't fall for me; I trip them. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. There's nothing that can't be fixed by: A) Duct tape B) Chocolate or C) Running it over. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Common sense is the enemy of comedy. Money can't buy happiness. Money is happiness. Read this! I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! This is cool! If you can read that please put it in your profile! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever .S... ... . ... ... ... ...S S... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .s.. .. .S.. ... ... ... ... ... ... ...S .. SSSsssssssssss S LIST YOUR FAVORITE SSBB CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME: 1. Kirby 0.0 Kirby eyes! This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination! MUAHAHAHAHA! ()() •. .•*Put this on your page if you like to look at stars!* (o.o) ...('o.o) .(O_O) (o.o) ...(o.o) .(O_O) ...(o.o) ılı.--Volume--.ılı. ºø„ºø„ „øº„øº Oh so cute! Bunny! Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and --==--MUSIC!!--==-- Put (NOOO!!!) Put ...8888888888_ …8_ WAVE THE FLAG OF AWESOMENESS! _ ／l、 This is Winking Kitty. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Winking Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination! SUPPORT THE WINKING KITTY! (\- -/) (Put this on your page if u like music) This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 18/100 Yay I’m not that dumb! Another one The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun! (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (x) You have run into a glass/screen door. () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. () You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. () You have run into a tree. () It IS possible to lick your elbow () You just tried to lick your elbow. () You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. () You just tried to sing them. ()You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (x) You have choked on your own spit. () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. () You have accidentally caught something on fire () You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (x) You have caught yourself drooling. () You’ve fallen asleep in class () If someone says “fart” you laugh. () You just laughed. () Sometimes you just stop thinking (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about () People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you () You are often told to use your “inside voice”. () You use your fingers to do simple math. () You have eaten a bug. () You are taking this test when you should be doing something important () You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. () You break a lot of things. () Your friends know not to use big words around you () You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused () You have fallen out of your chair before (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling Total all together= 6 Cool Dude! LALALALALALALALALALA... oops ;D Copy and Paste this for a whole new name identity ;) 1. A name that you like. Kendal! 2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Leknadx 3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your first name plus "izzle"): Ken-izzle (no...just no...) 4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Lilac Cat (WTF? ;D) 5. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Cheken AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I’M NOT CHICKEN! 6. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Blue Fruit Punch (This was a failed name...) 7. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Fin (worst Goth name ever. XD) Here is a sad story about bullying and how it hurts. You are walking down the hallway to your class when Madison, a girl from your class runs up to you. "Alexa is gay. Tell all your friends," she whispers. You aren't sure whether it's true or not, but you repeat it to all your friends. By the next week, everyone knew. At lunch, you see Alexa sitting alone. The kids at the next table--including the girl who told you Alexa was gay--are pointing and laughing. You do nothing to stop it, and neither does anyone else. As you go to your next class, you see kids snickering as Alexa rushes down the hallway sobbing. You turn away and pull textbooks out of your locker. In class, there is no sign of Alexa. She is not at her desk. You wonder where she is, but push the thought to the back of your mind. When the bell rings, you scurry out and in the direction of your locker. In your haste, you make a wronng turn and see a strange door. Your curiosity heightens and you open it. Inside you see Alexa. Only...she's not alive anymore. She had clearly gotten up onto a chair and hanged herself. Her once beautiful features were marred by the fact that her face is a grotesque purple color. If only you hadn't told everyone she was gay! The next morning, you storm into the building and search for the girl that told you that Alexa was gay. You see her in the hallway. She leans over and whispers, "Amy's parents are terrorists. That's why they're never around. Tell all your friends." You know she expects you to saunter off and spread her rumor. But not anymore. "No." She looks surprised as you go to tell Amy. On Thursday, your boyfriend sprints up to you. Out of breath, he gasps, "Madison just told me that you're racist." That's the last straw! You think. You produce a piece of paper and scribble an anonymous note. You run to the office. The next morning, you see Madison in the office. She's clearly denying everything. A half hour later, you pass by the office on your way to P.E. and see Madison leaving the school. She's been suspended. Inside, you feel a little happy. It feels like a tribute to Alexa. A tribute to the suicidal bully victims. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying. My Mommy! At 3 yrs. old. "Mommy, I love you" Bold the Ones That Fit You I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. Now say the word "cow" after each word: Cows Now say the word "cow" before and after each word!! Cows Now read from the bottom up: Cows Cancer Zodiac! 69 looks like a cancer sign! 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 0.0 so many cancer signs! Copy and paste this if you LOVE horoscopes! Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle. To answer each question, press the next button to get your answer. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! (LETS DO IT\m/!!) 1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Shugo Chara Openings (cool!) 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Stand In the Rain (huh?) 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Jar of Hearts 4. What IS 22? Boulevard of Broken Dreams 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Love Story (AHH!) 6. What DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Crack dat (uhh?) 7. What IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Hey Soul Sister (WTF!) 8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Wishes 9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Apple Bottom Jeans (okay??) 10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Good Riddance (really?) 11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Tik Tok (!!!) 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Blow ( Go Ke$ha 13 WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Firework 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? E.T. 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Dancing With Tears in my Eyes 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Dinosaur (huh? More Ke$ha!?) 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Nyan Cat Theme Song (o.o) 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Somebody Call 911 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Hatsune Miku Theme Song (LOL) 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Dynamite (what?) 21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? A Whatever Life (huh?) 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Take it Off (O.O) 23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Just Dance (is that even an answer again?) 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Our Song 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Bubbly (ROFL) America's Intelligence: Answer as funny as you want! Laugh while you Read Them XD! On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT ON AT LEAST 3 STORIES YOU'LL DIE IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 STORIES IN THE NEXT 145 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVER'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY IT ACTUALLY WORKS. Okay, um, I don't have a lover and this was from youtube; the word story is actually video, and I don't have a youtube account but I'm scared its still going to work so I did it here. If you have so much "Copy&Paste" stuff on your profile you think you deserve an award for it Copy&Paste this onto your profile. "Where's my trophy?" Story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I really hate these kind of things. (The things that tell you something, and if you don't repost, you're going to die.) But they really freak me out. I don't know if they are real, but just in case they are. Make your wish when you have completed Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! I just noticed my profile is incredibly long. I don't know how to stop adding to my profile. It just keeps building up. If you have the same problem, copy and paste this incredibly small bunch of sentences on your profile. See ya l8ter! ;D |
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