Ah, so you've stumbled across the page of the Plastic Fork Cutter. An elusive creature that you've found, weary traveller. You're probably wondering what "Plastic Fork Cutter" means - fear not, I will explain... All in good time, friend.

First of all, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Calley. I positively adore writing. Mostly, I write original fiction, though I ocassionally indulge in fanfiction. ;) Fandoms that I'm interested in come and go quickly, a bit like a good mailman. I love reviews - one is enough to make me happy for days on end.

I've been writing since I was in second grade, and improving exponentially, in my opinion at least. I am currently working on a novel. When it is complete, trust me, I'll let EVERYONE know. I'm constantly looking to improve my writing, so I take any constructive criticism into deep consideration. Flames on the other hand, will hopefully be deflected and flog your conscience for all eternity.

I firmly believe, despite what some of my misguided friends insist, that evil cows will take over the government. One day, they will have had enough of society and go on a killing spree. Ony vegetarians will be spared. Of this I am certain.

For those who are curious, some background information on Character Issues:

Emo Kid, J.T. Money, and High-Stress Dad are from "Emo Adventures" References to Travis, also from "Emo Adventures".

Sorrel & Willow are from "Werewolf Village"

Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are from "Twilight". References to Bella are also from "Twilight".

Lycans are from "Underworld"

The Morlocks are from "The Time Machine"

Dark and Hiwatari are from "D.N. Angel"

Onde and Hobo Jo are from "Hobo Jo Adventures"

Zuko and Zhao are from "Avatar: The Last Airbender". References to Ayame are from Neko's Avatar fanfic, "Burning Wind".

Julian Sark is from "Alias"

Lord Henry is from some French book I don't remember the name of... =P

Kaname, Zero, and other vampires at Cross Academy are from "Vampire Knight"

Bellorum is an original character

Calley and Sarah are the shamelessly self-inserted authors. In the prologue "The Author" is actually Calley. Sarah can be found at "Liebe Wolf.Kura Neko" (Well, she is Neko)

IMPORTANT NOTE: Although all characters are from different 'universes', they are combined into one world... which means that there can be some family relations between them. =P Or any other type of relationship.

Random quote:

“GAME OVER.” ~ Video Game

“Whoa…” ~ Dorian

“Did my little guy just die?” ~ Hobo Jo

“Yeah, weird… This is just the training level. I didn’t even know you could die here…” ~ Dorian

“…Oh.” ~ Hobo Jo

“I’ve never seen the guy trip and fall, either.” ~ Dorian