Name: Jackson Strauss.

Age: 16

Relationship status: Taken by the hottest Spanish woman ever.

Not like she's holding a gun to my head as I type this, honest...
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Country of Residence:U.S.A.

Country of Origin: Honduras

Status as an Author: Writing stories, the quality of them remains to be seen, but at least I'm finally writing.

Info: I’m usually an outgoing person, I love doing crazy things with my friends and siblings and more often than not I end up hurting myself in one way or the other. Which may explain why the staff of an entire hospital knows me by name and face by now. Oh yeah, I also like reading and writing and all that fun stuff. And watching anime, I love anime.

Habits/Pet Peeves: When starting a new fic I usually check the number of reviews each story has. It's bad, and usually does the fic no justice, but I still do it unfortunately. I'm trying to rid myself of this habit lately.

Status right now: (3/26/2014) Essay done, now to finish a project... At least I might squeeze and update later tonight.

XXxx Random stuff I like to copy paste xxXX

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a BLACK PERSON, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an asshole. - I guess its up to debate really, which I like doing.-
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell - Well... up in the air as well I guess.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. - Double standards much? Not every Christian is a homophobic creationist guys.-
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. - No, unless you like things getting shoved down your throat. Wait, you do? Huh... go figure.-
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. - Politics, religion, and homosexuality. Want a fight? Pick one of those subjects.-
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants - Guys that only want to bang give the rest of us a bad rep. Stereotypes-
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. (I'm about to try out!)
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore- Yes, I dance. Sue me.-
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.- I listen to screamo and hard rock so I guess I am. Don't use the makeup though, I'd probably find a way to burn myself somehow.-
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. –Like I said, sue me. And black suits me, because it's the color of my soul (turns into a bat and flies away)-
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. –GF says I’m cute so I guess I’m pretty. Meh, who cares looks aren't everything-
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. –That is a lie, a filthy lie!

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. - Why? “Romeo and Juliet” kicks-ass-
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. - Uhmm... no... just no-
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. –Although I do have the looks, I don't have the suave personality to pull it off. (stares longingly into the sunset)-
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. –Everyone has his/her own style-
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. –I'd have pulled off a very clever ruse for eleven years with my girlfriend if this were true.-
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff –Skating only… so far-
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punk-LIIIEEEESSSS* runs around screaming*-
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. -Read above comment-
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. –Rock fan Band=HEAVEN-
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm BLACK so I MUST talk like I'm from the ghetto
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. –I’m not exactly white but I do apply for the second part-
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. – I like to dance, last time I checked dancing was only illegal in Bomont-
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. -1/2 Mexican, thanks mom :D-
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (But I DO)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. -*hic* Parteh till we drup *hic*-
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. – I only used them ONCE!-
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. - Crazy is sane, and no amount of straight jackets will change that for me-
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling asshole. –I support the underdog-
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. –Comics are cool. (Comicon attendee since 08)-
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. –“Intelligence often triumphs over brute strength” (Random wise guy-
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. -I'm only loud-mouthed and arrogant. I have failed 'Murica-
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. –Story under construction-
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend –“No pregnancy till marriage” (My GF on our first date. Age at the time: 7)-
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. –It was too bright outside. I used it. Nuff said.-
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.-The environment dies, we die!
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. –Marty-Stu in this case-
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. - *Looks around*... It was only once… Or twice-
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. –Spongebob FTW-
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. –READING FTW-
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. –Just saying, money could be used in so many other places right now. Also, ALLAHU AKBAR!-
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish –Kingdom Hearts is and will forever one of the best games in history. Angel Beats has forever changed my life, and comics are just plain awesome.-
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. –Thys is knot through-
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. - I guess my multiple injuries that I've caused myself support this opinion... damn-
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. –I. APPRECITE. ART!!!!-
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. –He’s a good guy, doesn't really deserve the crap he's gotten-
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. - Not my fault Titanic is so damn emotional. Or that anime can mess with feels so badly-
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy. –Give me a break, being in an explosion can f*ck you up for a while. Granted it was my fault, but still man.-
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. –BullSh*t, I only do it once in a while and only when I’m extremely annoyed (keeps rearranging every book in alphabetical order)-
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. )
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. –Geez, you burn down half the house once (by accident may I add) and you’re an arsonist all of a sudden-
I'm EMO so I MUST be GAY.
I hang out with EMOS so I MUST be EMO too.
I BLEND IN so I MUST be a POSER.

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on University of Arizona chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. There fore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A.

XXxx The Sound of My Life xxXX
Some quotes of my life throughout the years

(Will try to update regularly)

"Do you have anything to say for yourself?"
"I SWEAR, I THOUGHT SHE WAS 18!" -My sister trying out improv during Drama today.

XXxx Well that’s it for now, if you (for some mind boggling reason) want to ask me something, PM me xxXX